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    Strip club:
    Thanks but I'm good for now... as stated... is simple and direct.

    If they get attitude with me (has happened) "Sorry but you're just not what I'm looking for" and just turn away after that.

    Careful about being a jerk... I had a buddy who told a dancer he wasn't interested in getting dances from "chicks with dicks" which threw her into a rampage, trumping up some made up story that got him escorted not so politely from the club.

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    Say "if I give you a dollar will you go away?"

    For dance floor girls- never say no. Lower your standards and raise your average. Or tell her that your pimp doesn't allow you to dance with girls unless they buy shots for all of your friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by timbuck2 View Post
    Say "if I give you a dollar will you go away?"

    For dance floor girls- never say no. Lower your standards and raise your average. Or tell her that your pimp doesn't allow you to dance with girls unless they buy shots for all of your friends.
    One of these will make the girl laugh and the other will get you a dirty look
    Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money. ~Steve Wynn

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    What about lines to use when you have bottles and unwanted company comes around ?
    Vegas: June 27th - July 1st. Bachelor Party!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JOz Orko View Post
    What about lines to use when you have bottles and unwanted company comes around ?
    Just tip the security guard near your table (20$) and he will do the job for you all night !

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    Yeah security can handle that for you. Their usually on top of that or waiting for you to give the nod and they will remove them
    Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money. ~Steve Wynn

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    But using security is no fun. Gotta make a game out of it. You are spending $500 for a $40 bottle of booze. Have some fun chasing them away-
    1. "We are trying to figure out which one of you is the grenade. I say it's you. My buddy says it is your fat/ugly/sloppy friend?"
    2. "You are just the type of girl that I am looking for. How much for the 5 of us for 40 minutes?"
    3. "Wanna trade underwear?"
    4. "Can I smell your feet? No!! "Then it must be your p*ssy."
    5. Walk up and just start laughing hysterically in her face. Really close. Don't stop until she walks away.
    6. Pull at "Night at the Roxbury" with another buddy on her.

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    Hi it is very admirable that you care about the way you are going to be responding to lady. It is nice to see that there are gentlemen left out there!! Just keep in mind you may be very polite to a dancer and still get a very unexpected rude response. Do not be offended just be glad that she moves on and if she chooses to linger and attempts to sway your decision, ask for a manager or your floor host to escort her out of your booth. As for the club scene, depending where you are located on the dance floor and depending on how crowded it is , it is always an easy esacape. My guy friends are always very respectful because in all honesty it does not cost anything to be kind to someone, and if a girl has enough guts to aproach you , it should be flattering and a simple hello how's it going..... thank you I need to go and find my girlfriend works everytime and no one will have hurt feelings. If it is a pushy, gal attacking you on the dance floor that is packed like sardines, I would very quickly pretend I am waving to a friend I have been looking for saying " a name" while waving and walk towards the imaginary friend. It works every time. Have fun!!

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    Hahahaha. Being a female I probably shouldn't think this is funny... and yet I do. That's good stuff!

    Quote Originally Posted by timbuck2 View Post
    But using security is no fun. Gotta make a game out of it. You are spending $500 for a $40 bottle of booze. Have some fun chasing them away-
    1. "We are trying to figure out which one of you is the grenade. I say it's you. My buddy says it is your fat/ugly/sloppy friend?"
    2. "You are just the type of girl that I am looking for. How much for the 5 of us for 40 minutes?"
    3. "Wanna trade underwear?"
    4. "Can I smell your feet? No!! "Then it must be your p*ssy."
    5. Walk up and just start laughing hysterically in her face. Really close. Don't stop until she walks away.
    6. Pull at "Night at the Roxbury" with another buddy on her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sophieog View Post
    Hi it is very admirable that you care about the way you are going to be responding to lady. It is nice to see that there are gentlemen left out there!! Just keep in mind you may be very polite to a dancer and still get a very unexpected rude response. Do not be offended just be glad that she moves on and if she chooses to linger and attempts to sway your decision, ask for a manager or your floor host to escort her out of your booth. As for the club scene, depending where you are located on the dance floor and depending on how crowded it is , it is always an easy esacape. My guy friends are always very respectful because in all honesty it does not cost anything to be kind to someone, and if a girl has enough guts to aproach you , it should be flattering and a simple hello how's it going..... thank you I need to go and find my girlfriend works everytime and no one will have hurt feelings. If it is a pushy, gal attacking you on the dance floor that is packed like sardines, I would very quickly pretend I am waving to a friend I have been looking for saying " a name" while waving and walk towards the imaginary friend. It works every time. Have fun!!
    Thx Sophieog for the kind words and tips.

    I see that your a host at OG's any way you can PM me with any accommodations you can hook me up with at OG's? I'm going to be in Vegas from July 26-28 with 4 other guys.

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