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    Talking Hotels to avoid if you want to get laid!!!

    Obviously you can get laid in any situation with any hotel if the moment is right, but let's be honest some hotels will make it way more difficult on you then others with their bad rep. Ever told a girl you hooked up with at Tier 1 club, let's head back to my room at the Riviera? I haven't and honestly don't even want to try . Some might think it's shallow, but it's reality.

    So as a public service to all the Vegas newbies here is my list of hotels to avoid if you want to get laid in Vegas . I am only listing strip properties as off-strip and downtown is a whole other animal.

    Stratosphere (come for the tower, please leave right afterwards)
    Circus Circus (unless you are a family on a tight budget or a clown aficionado there is no reason for you to stay here, location sucks too)
    Riviera (iconic yes, but the patrons are even older than the building and the smell, what's with that smell)
    Imperial Palace (if you are the cheapest of the Caesar's properties that pretty much says it all)
    Excalibur (see CC, minus location and substitute knights for clowns)
    Bill's Gambling Hall and Saloon (Yes it has Drais, but if you are the only casino that has a Western Union on the Strip that says it all)

    There are a couple of borderline properties too in my mind, in which I would include Harrah's, Flamingo and Bally's. Tropicana would have made the list a few years back, but I actually like what they have done with their renovation and I think it is reflected in their somewhat risen reputation.

    What do you all think?

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    That's when you break out the ol' HotelTonight app and say "Whatdayasay we go back to my place at.... [Loading...] ... The Wynn?!?"

    For example, tonight's deals on the HotelTonight App are...

    Encore - $159 for tonight

    Palms - $109 for tonight

    Tropicana $125 for tonight

    If you ask me, Encore at $159 (for either tonight or up to 5 nights) is a friggin' steal.


    Full Disclosure, I have NOTHING to do with HotelTonight, just love that app.
    Last edited by BSM; 05-04-2012 at 12:48 PM.
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    you forgot to mention Hooters

    funny list though
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    +1 on the Hooters Hotel add...


    "How would you like to go back to my room at the Orleans?" never ends well either.
    "Bringing a girl to Vegas is like bringing a warm beer to a bar that serves FREE COLD BEERS... and everyone sitting there just spilling Cold Beer all over the place and you have to pretend you just loooove your warm beer." - Andy Haynes

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    Lets go back to my room at the TI...

    Now we'll have to shag on the cot and my two buddies will have to watch, but baby, Imma take you on a mothafuckin journey!
    Things escalated quickly...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Chezz View Post
    Lets go back to my room at the TI...

    Now we'll have to shag on the cot and my two buddies will have to watch, but baby, Imma take you on a mothafuckin journey!
    Ti isn't that bad, it's at least clean with an awesome location, basically it says I'm on the strip to party but on a budget, the to won't cockblock you if you have any game.

    However, i wonder how it is to pull chicks off the strip to the palms? I know it's a great hotel, but location could potentially set off a red flag of "that's to far from my friends". Again it's overcome able but I'm sure it's come up once or twice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pantlessbellman View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Chezz View Post
    Lets go back to my room at the TI...

    Now we'll have to shag on the cot and my two buddies will have to watch, but baby, Imma take you on a mothafuckin journey!
    Ti isn't that bad, it's at least clean with an awesome location, basically it says I'm on the strip to party but on a budget, the to won't cockblock you if you have any game.

    However, i wonder how it is to pull chicks off the strip to the palms? I know it's a great hotel, but location could potentially set off a red flag of "that's to far from my friends". Again it's overcome able but I'm sure it's come up once or twice.
    So....the cot line will work?
    Things escalated quickly...

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    you're gonna have to add Elara to the list since you cant get up to the room without a valid key & that means 2 people = 2 keys lol! there's a thread in the forums about this....

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    I.P. may be a dump (think of Dick's Last Resort of hotels), but I've found it's a great place to pre-party.
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    you're not ditching them, they're ditching you by not going.
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    You want to be at the club where girls want to be... not where guys get good bottle deals.

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    What about Circus Circus... that's got to be the ultimate embarrassment.
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