Patiently waiting please please please please :)
If anyoe wants to share pics send them to irocknvegas@gmail.com!!!

Well guys I'm at the airport early.lol. This is going to be a long report cause i have alot to tell. What an amazing weekend. Let me start from the beginning. Some of you know that I was supposed to get to vegas at 8:30am. Well because I missed my flight, we didnt get there until 10pm. Due to 2 missed standby overbooked flights in Charlotte. When we finally got to vegas, we rushed to the hotel. Palms Place is unreal, and my new choice hotel. I had been texting my host all day to let him know what was going on and told him we were running late. He said it was crazy at Rain and we needed to get there asap. We checked in droped off our bags, showered and ran out the door. I met a buddy of mine right outside the club. i texted my host Pasquale who ushered us in very quickly. He took us to our table which was kind of isolated but we made it work. Also through out the day, i kept in touch with forum members Tweak, DC, and Cingra. We got settled in at our table and shortly after, I got a text from both tweak and DC. I met with DC first and he and his buddy (great guys, more on them later) hung out in the early stages. We killed our first bottle in less than a half hour. By that time my friends from college came by we started on the second bottle. Dj AM was heating up the place when i finally met up with Tweak. Oh Tweak (another great guy) he and his crew party to the edge of death!! Tweak and his boys had a skybox and invited us up after we finished our bottles. We got up there and it was some great space. Once we got settled we went on a recruiting mission. When we were done, there is no doubt in my mind that we had the best table in club. We had so many girls, that a security guard came by and told us that we had to ask some of the girls to leave. Imagine that. Being the gentleman that I am, I asked the security guy how much would it cost to have him look away..I threw him $60 and he left us alone for the rest of the night. While still partying I got a text from Cingra (Very sweet girl) who told me she was down stairs. I went down and grabbed her and her girl and brought them to our party. We wrapped up at Rain, but everyone still wanted to party. Since we still had a pretty large group, we hopped in a limo and went over to Drais where the line was sick. Some how we weaseled our way to the front, paid off the front door guy and got in. Tweak and his boys really came alive ripping up the dance floor. My body was starting to shut down so I figured to call it a morning at around 8. While there I got separated from my brother who had my wallet, cell phone, and room key. Made it back to the hotel and my brother wasn't there. After begging for 15 minutes, a security guy escorted me up and i had to describe my belongings before he let me in the room. Got in bed and passed out. 10:30 comes and i get a message from Tweak saying they were already at Wet Republic. Dude do you sleep? lol. I finally got out of bed around 12 and made my way to wet republic where they were at capacity and not letting anyone in. Chilled for the rest of the day. DC called me up and asked if i wanted to cruise the strip in his lambo. yes sir i would. He picked me up and away we went. What a nice car! We stopped by Ceasar's to meet up with Cingra and her friend for a brief moment. After that went back to the room rested for a bit and got ready for Tryst. I had been in touch with Patrick Frank and he made everything go very smoothly (Thanks again nyc). The line at Tryst was about 300 when we got there at 10:15. 3 out of the 5 of my party was there but he took us in anyway. Watching everyone look at us while we were bypassing the line was priceless! The rest of our party finally arrived and we started ordering our bottles. We started out with a party of 5 that quickly quadroupled due to our recruiting efforts. Another sick night with so many women. One of the funniest things that happened, which i dont remember, but my brother told me about happened after Tryst. He and I met some girls and they wanted to go to Drais. He said it was the longest cab line he had ever seen. He said I grabbed the girls and said follow me. As we were walking people from the line started looking at us. A random girl in line asked if she could take our picture! He said no and we kept walking until we got to the front of the line. We cut the entire line and NOBODY, not even the Valet said anything to us. I guess it's all about Swagger folks. Sunday was pretty easy, showed my brother around the strip and did some shopping. Really good sales going on at Ceasars. The D&G store had everything including the new items at 50% off. I lost my mind in there! Sunday night was a monster! Body English ladies and gentlemen is where you want to be. Another crazy line avoided by texting my contact over there. DC beat me there, and Tweak had some problems getting in, but we all met up in the Parlor which is the VIP room. DC and his buddy kept bringing girls in, Tweak and his boys had girls with them, and me and my brother, met up with some sisters and made some other new friends while recruiting them from the main room. I honestly don't remember what happened after body english. Woke up this morning, checked out, ran into the two sisters from Body English, grabbed some lunch, and now I am sitting on the plane with 2 hours before I get home. It was an amazing trip, and I wouldn't believe half the stuff that happened if I didn't live it. Meeting Tweak, DC, and Cingra was really great and the fact that we got to hang out 2 of the 3 nights was even better. This forum made my whole trip happen and made it an amazing experience. Thanks to all you guys and girls who provided great information. Clevelander and Bill I'm sorry we didnt have the opportunity to meet and hang out. I will post the video blog and am happy to share it with you all. If i make it out to LA this weekend, Cingra and DC you know that we are going to have to hang out. I do have my body english tab to post so be on the lookout for that. Rain was about $1500 (2 bottles of grey goose, and a bottle of Absolut). Tryst was about $2500 (3 Grey Goose, and Moet). Ok, I think I am done, and wish you all a great trip and look forward to meeting some of you out there!

Damn that's awesome! Can't wait to see your video blog! Funny how you told the girl no when it came to taking your picture!!! You were on a mission to get through that line and nothing was going to stop you. Haha, so we will probably hear from you tomorrow after you rest LOL. Any pics? Send to irocknvegas@gmail.com let me walk in your shoes bro! Live the dream haha

Great review. Cant wait for the video blog.

Hahaha, it totally is all in your swagger. You act like you're supposed to be there and no one with call you on it and just accept that you're there. AWESOME. You make me really excited dude! That was some good shenanigans!

Well guys I'm at the airport early.!

nassau youre confused....its ok if you miss your plane OUT of vegas, thats where you want to get stuck NOT charlotte!!

A_W_E_S_O_M_E review.....and thats a great job by all you (dc, cingra and tweak)teaming up and working together to make the trip that much better!! the only one missing from the review was mr. lv host...hahahahaha

Yea that's pretty sweet rippin down lv blvd in a lambo, Nassau you couldn't convince dC to let you test drive it?

was nassau sober at all during the trip to attempt to drive it?

Sober ? That word is tabu my friend. Hehehe

Sober ? That word is tabu my friend. Hehehe

agreed!! just asking the question in hopes that the aswer was no! cause if the answer was yes hed have to get banned :D

What a weekend! flight landed back in cleveland around 7am b/c we were delayed breifly in Vegas as they had to throw some crazy drunk guy off the plane and I made it to work by 830am, its going to be a long day but it will give me time to do a review. Sorry I never got the chance to meet up with you Nassau but theres always next time, this was my first but I think I might be going again in the fall. Anyways this will be a long overview of my trip, not only for everyone to read but to help me remeber it as well haha....

We landed around 5pm on Thursday night and went to the liquor store then to the Mirage to check in, slipped the lady a tip and got a nice sweet on the 13th floor looking out over the strip, best $20 I ever spent. Unfortunately my review has no pictures with it due to my camera lens breaking on the flight out.... We headed to Rick's stripclub for many many hours of drinking and lapdances (great place where they actually will sit and talk instead of solely working the room). That night we intended to meet up with jc.com at the table at TAO so we hit the bottles hard (Patron, 4 bottles of rum from Jamaica, 3 Olives, Absolute Mandarin, etc...) in our room and made our way to TAO. My buddy knew someone that worked there so we got by the line which was insane in both length and level of attractiveness! Once inside we saw how packed it was and got word from Chapp that there was no table that night so we proceeded to drink and such. I ended up getting incredibly trashed, wandering around by myself and ended up leaving at some point.... outside of TAO there was a group of girls with some fantastic looking pizza so I asked them where they got it, we talked for about an hour standing outside, went to Denny's (HORRIBLE IDEA) and ended up parting ways after sunrise. After I walked from the Encore to the Mirage I was parched so I did some drinking and gambling then made my way to the room to crab a quick 2 hours of sleep. I slept briefly until the late-night Dennys trip woke me up and kept me up for a few hours.... I then went down to the mirage pool where me and my friends polished off roughly 7 buckets of beer. We then went down to our sports book to watch the Cavs game, got some dinner and then went to the room to prepare for Dane Cook. We drank a lot b/c the Cavs were losing in the close game, went to the Palms, ran into some UFC fighters, went to the show (guy before Dane was WAAAAAAY funnier). Several bottles polished off in the room later we made our way to Pure and once again our friend knew someone there so we got by the HUGE line and proceeded to have a blast. We LOVED Pure, in our opinions better than TAO b/c even though it was packed it was much easier to get around and dance in. I met up with the Denny's girls from the night prior who were celebrating a birthday and I could tell it was gonna be a rough night for bday girl! A few hours later and many drinks later, the bouncers had to wheel her out in a wheelchair through the casino where she tried to stand up while moving and faceplanted and to the taxi line (which we got to pass up due to her intoxication level). The first taxi driver refused to take her home and got out of his cab, then the next one took us to their place. There was no wheelchair at their hotel so I had to literally carry her to their elevator lobby until they found a wheelchair, helped her get to her room, ate some of their roomservice and left her with her sisters. Then, I met my buddy at the Revolution bar @Mirage which is actually really cool. We were only there briefly then went to the Venetian across the street to meet some girls we met at the Vegas airport on Thurs. Once we got back to our hotel after sunrise again we slept for maybe another 2 hours. I was struggling at this point but we made it to Toby Keiths bar for some food and drinks and met up with some girls we met on here. I then went back and checked into Mandalay Bay and PTFO for a quick 2 hour nap. After that we drank ALOT in the room and went to meet the girls from earlier at Sapphires. Good time had by all there then got a ride to what the driver said was a good karaoke bar (no one was there) so we turned around and left and went back to the room to drink then walk around the strip until sunrise. That morning we decided to drink off the hangover at the ice bar at Mandalay Bay, 5degrees, as we were checking into that hotel later in the day (not a good idea to switch hotels in the middle of a drinking binge). The bar is all made out of ice, cups and all. It was a great time as the drinks were good and the bartenders, Heather and Loni, were very nice and attractive girls. After reinstating our BACs from the night before we grabbed some food at Margaritaville and drank several margaritas before upgrading to a huge tube of margarita for our table, talking to the table of girls next to us and then order yet another tall tube of margarita so they could come over and join us. I am now hammered so we go to the Pallazzo sports book to watch the first half of the Cavs game which is an incredible place to watch a game not too expensive and overall comfy, big and beautiful!!! At halftime we went back to the room to get ready for the reservations we had at Cut, the steakhouse @Palazzo. The dinner was by far the best steak I ever had, not cheap but AMAZING. Highly highly recommend the Japanese Wagu. After dinner we went to Casino Royale for the $1 beers they have, drank about 20 between the 5 of us, I went to a townie bar near UNLV to meet this girl I ran into on the strip and my friends went to Pure. They were having so much fun at Pure again I went and met them so we could party with Larry Johnson (RB for Chiefs), what seemed like ½ the 49ers and the music was sweet. When they literally kicked us out because it was so late/early I went off with these girls I met at the club and got back to the room around 8/9am. Yesterday morning we all woke up early again, checked out from Mandalay (huge pain in the ass) got some of those huge novelty cups with frozen drinks in them, did some shopping and went to “The Border Grille” restraunt at Mandalay Bay and drank some more on their outside deck overlooking the pool, food was REALLY good too btw. I did some gambling and actually won a little then at 9pm we went to the airport and then caught the redeye back to Cleveland and went right to work by 830am.

Overall, really liked the Mirage, not so much for Mandalay as they gave us a shitty room, the tip didn’t work but they gave it back, the room was 10,000 degrees and the location sucks. However, very good food places and other things to entertain you and the pool looked great haha.

Cut @Palazzo is the best steak EVER, Red White and Blue restraunt @ Mandalay Bay has some killer burgers as does Burger Bar, The Border Grille at Mandalay is great Mexican and The Mirage brunch buffet was well worth it.

TAO was ok, Pure was awesome (at least we loved it), Margartiaville was a great time with excellent drinks, cant go wrong with the $1 Michelob at Casino Royale, Pallazzo sports book is SICK and the 5degrees ice bar at Mandalay was a fun novelty.

Thanks to everyone who helped us out on here, couldn’t have done it without this site!! Until next time, hopefully sooner rather than later. And you weren’t kidding about needed antidepressants when coming back from the cherry poppin trip to Vegas

Its 8:20am I just returned home....MDW has just officially ended for me...Haha wow what a weekend! Cheers to you all!!!!!!!!!!

What a weekend! flight landed back in cleveland around 7am b/c we were delayed breifly in Vegas as they had to throw some crazy drunk guy off the plane and I made it to work by 830am, its going to be a long day but it will give me time to do a review. Sorry I never got the chance to meet up with you Nassau but theres always next time, this was my first but I think I might be going again in the fall. Anyways this will be a long overview of my trip, not only for everyone to read but to help me remeber it as well haha....

We landed around 5pm on Thursday night and went to the liquor store then to the Mirage to check in, slipped the lady a tip and got a nice sweet on the 13th floor looking out over the strip, best $20 I ever spent. Unfortunately my review has no pictures with it due to my camera lens breaking on the flight out.... We headed to Rick's stripclub for many many hours of drinking and lapdances (great place where they actually will sit and talk instead of solely working the room). That night we intended to meet up with jc.com at the table at TAO so we hit the bottles hard (Patron, 4 bottles of rum from Jamaica, 3 Olives, Absolute Mandarin, etc...) in our room and made our way to TAO. My buddy knew someone that worked there so we got by the line which was insane in both length and level of attractiveness! Once inside we saw how packed it was and got word from Chapp that there was no table that night so we proceeded to drink and such. I ended up getting incredibly trashed, wandering around by myself and ended up leaving at some point.... outside of TAO there was a group of girls with some fantastic looking pizza so I asked them where they got it, we talked for about an hour standing outside, went to Denny's (HORRIBLE IDEA) and ended up parting ways after sunrise. After I walked from the Encore to the Mirage I was parched so I did some drinking and gambling then made my way to the room to crab a quick 2 hours of sleep. I slept briefly until the late-night Dennys trip woke me up and kept me up for a few hours.... I then went down to the mirage pool where me and my friends polished off roughly 7 buckets of beer. We then went down to our sports book to watch the Cavs game, got some dinner and then went to the room to prepare for Dane Cook. We drank a lot b/c the Cavs were losing in the close game, went to the Palms, ran into some UFC fighters, went to the show (guy before Dane was WAAAAAAY funnier). Several bottles polished off in the room later we made our way to Pure and once again our friend knew someone there so we got by the HUGE line and proceeded to have a blast. We LOVED Pure, in our opinions better than TAO b/c even though it was packed it was much easier to get around and dance in. I met up with the Denny's girls from the night prior who were celebrating a birthday and I could tell it was gonna be a rough night for bday girl! A few hours later and many drinks later, the bouncers had to wheel her out in a wheelchair through the casino where she tried to stand up while moving and faceplanted and to the taxi line (which we got to pass up due to her intoxication level). The first taxi driver refused to take her home and got out of his cab, then the next one took us to their place. There was no wheelchair at their hotel so I had to literally carry her to their elevator lobby until they found a wheelchair, helped her get to her room, ate some of their roomservice and left her with her sisters. Then, I met my buddy at the Revolution bar @Mirage which is actually really cool. We were only there briefly then went to the Venetian across the street to meet some girls we met at the Vegas airport on Thurs. Once we got back to our hotel after sunrise again we slept for maybe another 2 hours. I was struggling at this point but we made it to Toby Keiths bar for some food and drinks and met up with some girls we met on here. I then went back and checked into Mandalay Bay and PTFO for a quick 2 hour nap. After that we drank ALOT in the room and went to meet the girls from earlier at Sapphires. Good time had by all there then got a ride to what the driver said was a good karaoke bar (no one was there) so we turned around and left and went back to the room to drink then walk around the strip until sunrise. That morning we decided to drink off the hangover at the ice bar at Mandalay Bay, 5degrees, as we were checking into that hotel later in the day (not a good idea to switch hotels in the middle of a drinking binge). The bar is all made out of ice, cups and all. It was a great time as the drinks were good and the bartenders, Heather and Loni, were very nice and attractive girls. After reinstating our BACs from the night before we grabbed some food at Margaritaville and drank several margaritas before upgrading to a huge tube of margarita for our table, talking to the table of girls next to us and then order yet another tall tube of margarita so they could come over and join us. I am now hammered so we go to the Pallazzo sports book to watch the first half of the Cavs game which is an incredible place to watch a game not too expensive and overall comfy, big and beautiful!!! At halftime we went back to the room to get ready for the reservations we had at Cut, the steakhouse @Palazzo. The dinner was by far the best steak I ever had, not cheap but AMAZING. Highly highly recommend the Japanese Wagu. After dinner we went to Casino Royale for the $1 beers they have, drank about 20 between the 5 of us, I went to a townie bar near UNLV to meet this girl I ran into on the strip and my friends went to Pure. They were having so much fun at Pure again I went and met them so we could party with Larry Johnson (RB for Chiefs), what seemed like ½ the 49ers and the music was sweet. When they literally kicked us out because it was so late/early I went off with these girls I met at the club and got back to the room around 8/9am. Yesterday morning we all woke up early again, checked out from Mandalay (huge pain in the ass) got some of those huge novelty cups with frozen drinks in them, did some shopping and went to “The Border Grille” restraunt at Mandalay Bay and drank some more on their outside deck overlooking the pool, food was REALLY good too btw. I did some gambling and actually won a little then at 9pm we went to the airport and then caught the redeye back to Cleveland and went right to work by 830am.

Overall, really liked the Mirage, not so much for Mandalay as they gave us a shitty room, the tip didn’t work but they gave it back, the room was 10,000 degrees and the location sucks. However, very good food places and other things to entertain you and the pool looked great haha.

Cut @Palazzo is the best steak EVER, Red White and Blue restraunt @ Mandalay Bay has some killer burgers as does Burger Bar, The Border Grille at Mandalay is great Mexican and The Mirage brunch buffet was well worth it.

TAO was ok, Pure was awesome (at least we loved it), Margartiaville was a great time with excellent drinks, cant go wrong with the $1 Michelob at Casino Royale, Pallazzo sports book is SICK and the 5degrees ice bar at Mandalay was a fun novelty.

Thanks to everyone who helped us out on here, couldn’t have done it without this site!! Until next time, hopefully sooner rather than later. And you weren’t kidding about needed antidepressants when coming back from the cherry poppin trip to Vegas

Great Review!!!

PS: you suck at life for breaking the camera :D

Very solid trip !! Pure 2 nights , margaritaville , these are great trips. Your nuts for showing up to work today!

Great Review!!!

PS: you suck at life for breaking the camera :D


I do suck for breaking my camera, i was very angry at the time but then I experienced who freakin awesome Vegas is and forgot about it :D i'll try to get my friends pics and also get the pictures I bought from the Margaritaville and 5 degree bars official photogs

great review man....did it right EXCEPT for dennys...I agree about reveloution, great little spot, and by the way how much did you drink after the Kings bigtime 3, i was in Pitt watching it and thought of you guys in vegas immediately and the fact that it was only 730-8

U should of bought one of these cheepy disposables LOL

U should of bought one of these cheepy disposables LOL

lol.....I see a new thread coming "what to do if you if your in need of a camera" :D

great review man....did it right EXCEPT for dennys...I agree about reveloution, great little spot, and by the way how much did you drink after the Kings bigtime 3, i was in Pitt watching it and thought of you guys in vegas immediately and the fact that it was only 730-8

Actually we missed it cuz we were in the Palms for Dane Cook but I was getting ESPN updates on my phone and when we saw they won we went nuts and ppl started staring at us wonder why we were yelling in the middle of a joke HAHA but the fact that all the games were close AND we lost on Sunday definitely added to the amount of times I took the bottle of absolute to the face :eek: the only bad thing about the palazzo sports book btw was the wierd old orlando magic fan sitting next to me, he would do a wierd growl and pump his fist everytime the Magic did something good.... they "strategically" placed a security guard right behind us as we were in no way sober or quite and thoughts of what would happen if you try to break an aluminum bottles on a dudes head HA

Actually we missed it cuz we were in the Palms for Dane Cook but I was getting ESPN updates on my phone and when we saw they won we went nuts and ppl started staring at us wonder why we were yelling in the middle of a joke HAHA but the fact that all the games were close AND we lost on Sunday definitely added to the amount of times I took the bottle of absolute to the face :eek: the only bad thing about the palazzo sports book btw was the wierd old orlando magic fan sitting next to me, he would do a wierd growl and pump his fist everytime the Magic did something good.... they "strategically" placed a security guard right behind us as we were in no way sober or quite and thoughts of what would happen if you try to break an aluminum bottles on a dudes head HA
hahahaha I could just imagine what the people around you were thinking!! lmao! I didnt know there was magic fans :D btw I really dont know if I would have been able to leave the game to go see dane cook

Never Fear guys and gals, my brother and I captured most the trip with Clevelander on camera. we will be putting together a photo album of the craziness of the weekend that was MDW for us for our group that used to be vegas virgins. Clevelander just beat me to the review this morning. I kind of zoned out for the first few hours of work today.

Never Fear guys and gals, my brother and I captured most the trip with Clevelander on camera. we will be putting together a photo album of the craziness of the weekend that was MDW for us for our group that used to be vegas virgins. Clevelander just beat me to the review this morning. I kind of zoned out for the first few hours of work today.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Let me tell you guys. im still thinking about the trip. I'm at work today and crying inside. when i get home tonight, im going to upload my video on my fb and myspace pages. The video is kind of disappointing b/c all of the scenes from the clubs are really dark so you cant see anything, but there are some funny moments that me and my brother have been laughing at. i also need to post my tab from body english. i got to say im excited for you guys heading out there soon. The best thing was meeting up with the forum members becuase it kinda felt like we knew each other already and everyone was on the same page!

Let me tell you guys. im still thinking about the trip. I'm at work today and crying inside. when i get home tonight, im going to upload my video on my fb and myspace pages. The video is kind of disappointing b/c all of the scenes from the clubs are really dark so you cant see anything, but there are some funny moments that me and my brother have been laughing at. i also need to post my tab from body english. i got to say im excited for you guys heading out there soon. The best thing was meeting up with the forum members becuase it kinda felt like we knew each other already and everyone was on the same page!

I wish I had come, but Im sure I would have had the same flight issues, that you did.

Never Fear guys and gals, my brother and I captured most the trip with Clevelander on camera. we will be putting together a photo album of the craziness of the weekend that was MDW for us for our group that used to be vegas virgins. Clevelander just beat me to the review this morning. I kind of zoned out for the first few hours of work today.

I'm the brother...Photos to come.

Awesome trip overall!!! It is true what they say...you definitely become depressed when you get back from Vegas. I am just imagining us sitting at the local bar wishing we were hitting the clubs.

by the way: where the hell is DC and Tweak???? lets go guys, we want to hear from ya!

by the way: where the hell is DC and Tweak???? lets go guys, we want to hear from ya!

Probably still sleeping it off :D

Probably still sleeping it off :D

sleeping it off with shockey!!

Let me tell you guys. im still thinking about the trip. I'm at work today and crying inside. when i get home tonight, im going to upload my video on my fb and myspace pages. The video is kind of disappointing b/c all of the scenes from the clubs are really dark so you cant see anything, but there are some funny moments that me and my brother have been laughing at. i also need to post my tab from body english. i got to say im excited for you guys heading out there soon. The best thing was meeting up with the forum members becuase it kinda felt like we knew each other already and everyone was on the same page!


Those are symptoms of common vegas withdrawals buddy. Usually triggered by a kickass trip in vegas. They start in as early as the cab ride to the airport. Good luck getting over them. They could possibly last untill your next trip out.

When i was at the airport, i texted dc and he said that he had left to head back to LA but the traffic was so bad that they turned the lambo back around and were chillin at the palazzo. Not sure about tweak. But i do know there are pictures of us floating around the internet taken by the phtog guy at body english.

so I made it through work with only falling asleep 5 times and not getting fired, MDW is officially a success story! now off to bed even though the Cavs are playing...

Its 8:20am I just returned home....MDW has just officially ended for me...Haha wow what a weekend! Cheers to you all!!!!!!!!!!

hey chapp, I was wondering what happened to you!

Nassau, looking forward to the video blog. Give the heads up when you upload it to facebook!

Great trips guys! After reading both trip reviews, I'm so envious! I hope to have a great review to write after my trip in June.

CUT in Vegas ... damn good steaks!

Nassau, I am still unable to function... I will post my review soon.. All i can say is Hell of a week... From Thursday to monday night I got a total of 5 hrs sleep... I am not human... Nassau can vouch for that...

Just wanted to say, i made it back yesterday at 2am...this thread is awesome and I will add my full trip report soon. It was epic!

we are all patiently waiting gentlemen :D do any of your stories end with a hooker killing you?

Saweeeeet ! Heard your a true vet.

What I killed a hooker, no wasn't me I was not there ahaha I was in Miami...

Nassau, I am still unable to function... I will post my review soon.. All i can say is Hell of a week... From Thursday to monday night I got a total of 5 hrs sleep... I am not human... Nassau can vouch for that...

LOL is that a stripper pole your on?

Love the trip reports guys!

I checking in for the first time today. yeah tweak you are not human. lol. did you take a look at the link i sent you? and dc you finally made it home huh? ok MD as soon as i upload, i'll give you a head's up..

Got the link Nassau... Thanks..yes that is me on a stripper pole in a limo back home... Funny $hit I had 2 seperate girls ask if I was a stripper at rehab..

Dude do you remember the limo ride from rain to drais' on friday? I don't.lmao. my brother has some video of it but all you hear is music and there is like maybe 2 seconds of a girls face when a camera flashes..insane!

The crew: Me, smoking hot wife, smoking hot sister in law and SIL boyfriend. Seriously, guys were drooling over both of them all weekend long. The wore their hottest outfits for maximum effect. My wife and I have been to vegas 5 times in the past 14 months. The other two are making their second trip to vegas.


Day 1 (Thursday)

Flew out of Detroit metro at about 8pm and arrived at about 915 Vegas time. Flight was smooth. We had an Escalade limo pick us up. We headed to the Vegas sign for pics then on to the liquor store for some alcohol and snacks. We checked into the Venetian without a hitch. My initial plans were for two rooms at the Mirage. My stock market trading as of late has been unbelievable so I decided to upgrade us to the Venetian. Both suites on me. The suites were awesome with great sunken living room. We quickly arranged our clothing and partied for a little in our rooms. Went to grand lux for a quick bite to eat which was good. We had a bunch of appies. I then suggested a strip club. The SIL used to work at a strip club and I have been to many strip clubs with the wifes. I recommended two strip clubs. Choice one: Olympic gardens, hot guys for the girls upstairs and hot chicks for the guys downstairs. Or Spearmint rhino and all female club. They decided on SR. We then decided to call the limo for spearmint rhino. The wait for the limo took longer than expected because somehow they had the wrong call back number. After numerous calls we arrived at spearmint at around two am. Overall the dancers were pretty but not smoking hot. Yes there were some hotties but for the most very average which was a surprise. My wife wanted to get me some dances. I found a hot dancer, Tiffany to get me a few dances. Oh was she hot!! It must have appeared that I was really enjoying my dances because dear wifey was pointing daggers her way. Tiffany whispered that she had to tone it down. So needless to say wifey was making my dances very uncomfortable for me and the dancers, not what I was looking for. So we were drinking having a good time when I spotted a very hot dancer near the hallway to the bathroom. For the life of me I cant remember her name but she was beautiful (we will call her Jodi). I told her about jealous wifey so she pulled me into the private backroom where I think you get 3 dances for 60? At this point I cant remember much. Great dances and conversation (I think she liked me...LOL) I go back to table and my wife is pissed. I told her I got lost in the club trying to get to the restroom. I dont think that she bought it. My SILs BF got a few dances one of which was the worst most akward dance that I had ever seen.
So wifey and SIL go to the restroom and Jodi runs over and wants to take me to an even more exclusive room. I tell her I cant cause my wife will kill me but to hangout in the hallway and I will see what I can do (duh!!). The girls return and I see Jodi in the backround waving at me. So at this point I am thinking oh shit, what am I to do?? Sneak in back and get some more hot dances and risk an ass beating from the wife or do I sit there like a good little boy. I said fuck it and went for the dances. I told her that my circadian rhythm was all screwed up and that I had to take a crap. So I head for the restroom and Jodi mets me in the hallway and pulled me into the private room. I told her my wife might get pissed so she pulled me into a more secure area. Dam the dances were good. Went back my wife was really pissed at that point. So I just told her someone pulled me into the back for a couple of dances, big deal right? Oh no she was pissed so we left. It was about 430-5am. She decided to sleep in her sisters room, fuckkkkk. So here I am first night in vegas all worked up by a hot stripper and all by my lonesome. In all very good night. More to come..........

you MFer Im sitting here reading this the way you got the lap dances.....im hurrying through the review to come to a dead end???

Great storytelling skills..

you MFer Im sitting here reading this the way you got the lap dances.....im hurrying through the review to come to a dead end???

haha, im with you there WTF!?!

You guys are killing me with these cliff hangers...

great stories........keep them coming

wtf, im lost, it must of been good.

I can only hope for some good shenanigans

Day 2 Friday:

Needless to say woke up with a farking woody. Went over to the SIL room where I had to do the usual ass kissing so I could get me some. Worked like a charm:) We got ready and headed off to Bellagio for the buffet. Love the B. Some memorable nights there. The buffet as usual was great. We then headed to the Palms for Ditch Friday. Arrived at about 1230pm and the line was a mile long. Fortunately, I had purchased $25 front of the line tickets on iwant tickets .com. They worked like a charm. Ditch was crazy with hot
babe-age everywhere. We couldnt find any chairs so I found an attendant who then proceeded to purchase 2 chairs from a couple of guys who wanted some chicks by them. I tipped him well. The guys were flirtatious with our women but very respectful. All in good fun. We had plenty of Long Island Ice teas (JC's drink of choice) and got f'ed up. The music was hopping with Terrel Owens as the guest DJ. He was spinning some good shit. As the day went on more chicks were filtering in with hotter and hotter bodies and less fabric on their bikinis. We got some great ass pics which my SILs BF accidentally deleted a few days later. DMFer!!@!$ Had to leave at 4pm for diner ressies at Nine steak house for 630.

Arrived for dinner at Nine Steak, which is one of my favorite restaraunts. As usual the vibe was awesome. Definately has a toned down club atmosphere where beautiful people eat. Unfortuanately this time dinner was average. Great waiter though, that dude was cool. I had the bone in ribeye which was a little tough and slightly over cooked. The wife had a massive veal chop thingy. Which she thought was good. SIL and BF shared a filet and lobster tail. In all a good dinner but I had better last time.

On to the Palms theater for Dane Cook. The show started a little late. His opening acts were hilarious. The first guy had us rolling about f'ed faces made by coke heads. We were talking about this over dinner so it really hit home. The second guy was even funnier. His best shit was about cramps during sex and yelling out cramp, cramp ,cramp. Dane was Dane and was just fantastic. Love how his comedy is so cerebral and flows with so little effort. When the show was over we jumped into a cab and hit up XS. Had a table through Patrick Frank. XS is a stunning night club but we were a little disappointed with the location of the table which was located on the left side of the pool deck secluded from any other tables. We made the best of it early on as we were battling the windstorm from hell. Once the place got filled up the party seemed to flow into and around the table and things got crazy. Pounded down 2 bottles of Goose and got totally f'ed up. We danced like porn stars and shut the place down. Only down side was the poor service by the waitress. Poured one drink and was never to be seen again. We somehow made it back to the Venetian and wifey, SIL and I had a 2 hour long threesome.
Just kidding!! LOL:D

[QUOTE=hotforvegas;4852]Went back my wife was really pissed at that point. So I just told her someone pulled me into the back for a couple of dances, big deal right? Oh no she was pissed so we left. It was about 430-5am. She decided to sleep in her sisters room, fuckkkkk. So here I am first night in vegas all worked up by a hot stripper and all by my lonesome. In all very good night. More to come..........
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yea man alcohol can really work against in a situation like that, best thing is to act like your not into the girl or into the lap dance, let your wife initiate all contact and compliments like its her big idea then tell her what a great idea and that shes hotter then the stripper yadda yadda yadda then your a hero man. obviously you were too into it, she being drunk and over stimulated and sensitive screwed ya!

Disclaimer: this is veteran advice here, a one time freebie. ladies and gentlemen keep this confidential ok? dont hate me please. love you.

On to the Palms theater for Dane Cook. The show started a little late. His opening acts were hilarious. The first guy had us rolling about f'ed faces made by coke heads. We were talking about this over dinner so it really hit home. The second guy was even funnier. His best shit was about cramps during sex and yelling out cramp, cramp ,cramp. Dane was Dane and was just fantastic. Love how his comedy is so cerebral and flows with so little effort.

The first guy was pretty funny, forgot about the faces joke haha. The second guy had all of us rolling! His calf cramp jokes almost made me piss myself talkin about how when you cramp up during sex you try to make it look like a really cool new position while you stretch it out :p Dane was funny but he's been better

DC and sexcT, trip reports? :)

DC and sexcT, trip reports? :)

I see DC lurking around

Man am I depressed. Being back home has been hell. Going back to work tomorrow and I am totally exhausted. Well, here goes.....


Day 3 Saturday

This was our best day imo. Originally I had planned/booked a table at Tryst but I had second thoughts because I thought that Tryst was too much like XS. So I booked another table at Tao. Well on thursday at the airport, just prior to departure I talked to the group about this. Last September they loved Moon and really wanted to go there. So I gave my host a call (Anthony Mendoza) who is a tremendous guy. He immediately set me up with a table and we were set for Moon. We also asked for the waitress we had (Kristen) last time as she was great. I cancelled the other ressies.

We arrived at Wet Republic at about 11am for our daybed reservation. Host was Travis Zipper and he was great. Got in without any significant wait. The place was a F'ing zoo. Our daybed was hot as it was right on the stage with the DJ maybe 20 feet away. Plenty of hot babes and farking huge dudes. We ordered two bottles of Goose, tequila shots, fruity drinks and a shit load of food. At one point our entire daybed was covered with bowls seafood (shrimp, lobster, crab), multiple orders of kobe burgers, kobe patti melts, buckets of chicken, salads, chips, salsas, too much fucking shit to list. It was unbelievable and pure vegas xs. At one point we had so much extra food that some old lady who didnt speak english showed up out of nowhere and was standing there starring at our food. My wife being the kind bitch that she is offered this lady some food. She then grabs a bucket of chicken, a bunch of kobe burgers and a salad and splits never to be seen again. As she was walking away the waitresses were like..."WTF was that..." we said it was ok. It was too funny. We then proceeded to have a mini party around our daybed offering food and drink to anyone who wanted to party. It was awesome. One dude, after 3 tequila shots, proceeded to grab a bowl of fruit and went into the pool offering chicks fruit. The bowl was full of pool water. We were laughing so hard we nearly pissed our pants. What a great day and this may have been the best thing that we did. We left at 530 because we had Zumanity tix for 730.

Staggered back to the room to get ready. The women were having a hard time getting ready because they were so fucked up. Well we made it to Zumanity but we were about 20 minutes late. The show was great. Splendid acrobatics, great humor and alot of sexuality. This is now my favorite cirque show and will return at some point to see the entire thing. We stayed at NYNY at ate dinner at Il Fornaio. Good solid italian restaurant.

The taxi line was a mile long and took forever. We finally got to moon at about 11pm. Asked for Anthony and he walked us up to our table. This guy is cool as hell and treated us like the VIPs that we are not. I gave him a hundie tip. He bought us a round of shots as we arrived. We then ordered two more bottles of Goose. Our waitress was awesome as was her helper. Our security guard was phenomenal (Sam). We partied with these guys and gals all night and what a night it was. I have had bottle service at all the clubs and this my friends is heads above the others. In fact, there is NO comparison. We didnt pour a drink for ourselves all night long. Mixers always full, Ice bucket always full, bottles of water always on the table. Sam took care of our women walking them to the restroom, walking us to the dance floor and watching over them from unsuspecting clowns. Anthony came back to the table to see how we were doing but unfortunately I was in the restroom because I was ready to give him another hundie (I think I will mail it to him). This was the f'cking best party night. We shut the place down and Sam walked us to the VIP elevator where some drunk bitch proceeded to vomit on my shoes, BIATCH!!!

zumanity is awesome. sounds like you were really taken care of at moon.

nice day 3 , il farnio is great! moon gotta love it. was your table upstairs?

also are you pulling your contacts from coltons list?

thx for sharing your trip, you mention you trade stocks and my contacts who are great chartographers are stating dow to 9200-9600 then a hard reversal. they also called the bottom on the S&P at 678 , they nailed that .

thoughts?

I'm still writing my report, its long and detailed, i promise! :) Nassau, send me the link to your video blog bro, we want to check it out! Cheers, dc

pure vegas xs.

good verbiage choice!! getting two of vegas' top clubs in one sentence!! by the way awesome review, glad you were taken care of and you take care of, as well!!

Ok ive been kind of busy. i downloaded the video onto my computer, i just need to upload it onto my myspace page. once it is up, i will let you all know. more than likely, i will upload it tomorrow onto my page.

Day 2 Friday:

wifey, SIL and I had a 2 hour long threesome.
Just kidding!! LOL:D

sorry im a little late... but holy sh*t... i had a double take on this... then... i read the JK lmao

Day 4 Sunday

At this point we are fucking exhausted. The plan was to hit rehab but there was no f'ing way. Instead we stumbled down to the venetian pool which was packed. Walked over to Palazzo and found a few chairs after a battle or two. Had a great lunch and finally laid around in the pool just chilling when we get a phone call from my mother in law. Our daughter fell off of her bike and broke her wrist. NOOOOOOOO! What a buzz killer. Thankfully she took care of everything. No show this day. We got ready and walked the strip from Venetian to Bills and into Caesars forum shops. My wife thinks tattos are sexy so I got a fucked up henna tatto on my arm. I had to walk around like a door knob for a couple of hours until the thing dried. My wife accidently grabbed my arm twice smearing the crap out of a portion of the tat. Had dinner at the cheesecake factory which is very good and quite affordable. Went back to the room. We had table ressies for Body English. We were wiped out so i left it up to the ladies. We went back and forth. Do we go, dont we go, yada yada yada. The ladies finally decided to go. I had a table reserved and it was kind of late. I texted my host Justen Crews and he said no problem. Finally arrived and had to bust through the crowd. Got ahold of Justen and he was like "what the F dude" looking at his watch. I looked at my SILs BF and said it was his fault. Justen pointed to the BFs dew and said he must of been working on the hair? This was funny as shit because he was in his room spiking his hair for about an hour, LOL! Justen is a cool dude and I took care of him with a hundie. He brought us to our table which was a little cube just to the right of the entrance. 2 bottles of Goose. Total lack of ventilation and low ceiling resulted in a degree of clausterphobia. The place was a total cluster fuck. Tried to hit the dance floor and it was wall to wall people. Waitress poured one drink and I did not see her the rest of the night. In all shit experience for $1300. We all thought that this was the worst bottle experience of the trip and we will not be back. On to the room and we are dead tired but we managed to stay up and party until 530am. WTF!!!

Day 5 Monday


Decided to skip the pool. Had a taxi drive us to the Tropicana and we decided to walk back up the strip to the venetian. Just walked in and out of various casinos getting some drinks, doing some shopping and to gamble. My henna tatto is looking like a fucking joke a this point. Looks like one of my daughter went to town on my arm with some faint shit marker. Some guy at a different shop offered to touch up my henna for only $25. It looked so bad I had no choice. So I went ahead and had him redo it. So after $90 bucks now I still look like a door knob. In all, dont do the henna thing but I do like this pseudo tatto and will go for the real thing in about 4 weeks. Makes my wife all juicy and shit. I need all the help I can get, LOL! We did alot of shopping. Bought Vinnie Favorito tickets at the half off booth, great deal. Stopped at Ghirardelis for an awesome sundae. Then hit carnival court for free shots. Also bought some awesome grilled corn. Went back to the room and got ready for Vinnie Favorito. We were 15 minutes late thanks to my farking SIL who was constantly late. Was really driving me nuts. Vinnie Favorito is at the Flamingo and is one fucking funny dude. He goes through each and every person in the audience and cuts them up like you would not believe. We were all drunk and hiding like a bunch of pussies afraid that he would call on us. Sure enough he calls on my wife. Says wow you are gorgeous but would you quite flashing your snapper at me. Its looking like the hoover dam. We were rolling. He then said is that your husband, God is he fucking ugly (I thought you fucker!). He screwed with me but I told him some fake shit that he had fun with. Then on to the SIL and asks her why here voice is a F'ed up. She says too much partying, he says youve been sucking too much dick. Again, roflmao!! Her boyfriend lucked out. Just when he was ready to lay down the hammer on him someone shouted something from the other side of the room and this distracted him and he never got back to us. This guy is hillarious and I highly recommend him if you have tough skin. Back to cheesecake factory for dinner. The sisters are exhausted and are at each others throats. Very funny. We decided to call it a night. Watched a porno with the wife followed by hot sex for hours. Ohhh yaaaa!!!

Final Day, Day 6 Tuesday

At this point we are like four fucking noodles. But yet we gather enough energy to hit the venetian pool which is now like a ghost town and drink at least a fifth of vodka. We all had a great buzz going. have some lunch a just chill. Had our final dinner at Bellagio buffet which was great. Back to the Venetian to check out and limo ride to airport all without a hitch. Plane departs at 1015pm and arrive in Detroit at 530 am. Wow what a trip.

Our Vegas anthem is now...
"Drink all day, play all night
Now getting poppin', were in Las Vegas Bitch"


Forgot a story from Sunday. Get on a rowdy elevator at the venetian. Go down one floor and who walks in with two hot bitches on each hip? Ryan Seecrest of American Idol fame. I say hey its RS and he shakes my hand. He then takes a picture with my SIL and BF. What a cool guy. The SILs BF then goes on to accidentally delete the farking picture as well as numerous other ass shots from Ditch and Wet Republic.

Well, thats all I have. Will likely go back in late september for wifes birthday. Will only do a Fri, Sat Sun.

Man very detailed sounds awesome. I would really try to convince the SIL to dump her BF. He can never be forgiven for deleting those pics.

I am trying to upload my video onto my myspace page. I have tried multiple time but keep getting an upload error. Any suggestions?

liveleak or youtube

never heard of liveleak but will check that out. i''ll keep you all posted

Who Is MIA from the Trip Reports?

DC?
SexcT?

After spending some time and reading through the other reviews, I have to say that this MDW was amazing! Sorry it took so long for me to get a review up. I've decided a brief summary would work best...

Friday: Me and my friend andy drove the lambo from LA to Vegas around 11am. Stopped halfway at burger king and made some calls to finalize club plans. Sincd vegas is week to week, wanted to follow up with people and let them know we were for real.

Arrived at NYNY around 4, checked in and got an upgrade to a larger room, the 20 tip def helped at checkin, even though he tried to hand it back I insisted. Room was comped for the weekend. Had a 20th floor broadway room with 700 sq ft, 2 queens and a living room with sitting area. View of mountains. I'd say only downside was the long hallway and being far from the elevator.

After checkin we hit the tables and slots, where i won over 2 grand in a couple hours and basically that paid for the rest of my trip...an awesome way to start things off!

We had 3 bottles of premium alcohol we brought with us, so we got good and drunk early on. By 8pm we were wasted, between our own drinks plus drinks from gambling, we were gone...

Around 9pm we headed over to the palms, picked up our wristbands and headed to the food court to eat a quick cheap meal. That helped us sober up a bit, then we went to the playboy club and hung out for about an hour. I played some blackjack and we took pix of the view. Very laid back, not much of a crowd at 10pm, but a decent ratio of girls to guys, but not really social.

By 11 we heade down to Rain where we had hosted bar. We started drinking the free vodka, and by midnight we were trashed again. We met up with nassau and tweak and had an awesome time hanging out at their tables. We didnt drink anymore bu nassau bought me a shot and i couldnt refuse :). DJAM was fantastic, and the club was packed with girls. We did some recruiting and had some good action for the night. Nassau and everyone in the crew were really cool and helped make the night! We left around 3 and took a limo back to NYNY, where we apparently drank more, and had fun with some new friends ;)

Saturday we woke up around noon hungover. Pool sounded lame since we were blasted so we just chilled. 3rd in our group flew in and we used his energy to keep us going. Finally by the late afternoon we felt human again. Sat night we put money on the lakers game and my boys started drinking and went to the espn sports zone to watch. I wasnt up for drinking yet, so i went and got the lambo and cruised around. Decided to call Nassau and see if he wanted to cruise the strip with me, and ended up picking him up at the palms. We went to ceasars and met cindy and her friend (forum members) and showed them the car. Nassau and I had a blast and of course getting lots of looks and photos, def worth taking the lambo to vegas!

Sat night, the lakers won, so me and my boys took our winnings and went to the bellagio for dinner at yellowtail. Kobe was awesome and the popping crab roll is great. Food was def worth it but the service was subpar. All in all a great place to get quality sushi though.

Afterwards we headed to the bank, where we had a table with 2 bottle minimum. Our table was in the red room, off to the side, but not a bad spot. We paid 1300 cash for the table plus 100 host tip plus we tipped bouncers etc...it ended up being about 600 each for 3 guys for sat night mdw. We were very happy, tons of girls, awesome atmosphere and dance floor and the service was perfect. We booked everything ourselves, by the way, no 3rd parties.

We ended up getting moved to a 5 bottle minimum table on the main dance floor about halfway through the night. This totally made our night! Big thanks to Jason, the vp manager, for hooking us up! We had so much action at the table we had to turn ladies away...We closed the place down and continued the party with some new friends back at NYNY :)

Sunday: again, hungover, but woke up early and started drinking gatorade. By noon we were feeling good so we hit the strip and played some $$$ and screwed off for a few hours.

Sunday night we ate a light dinner and then headed to hard rock's body english to party it up. Slipped the door guy 50 for 2 guys and walked in past the cover line unnoticed. Once inside, met up with nassau and his bro in the sidw vip lounge. All we had to do for that was slip the doorman some more cash and get a wristband for all night access. Again, awesome time, lots of recruiting and tons of action for all the guys in our group. I got too wasted though, and ended up taking a limo back to my room around 4am and crashed...

Monday: woke up at ten and called down for a late checkout. Packed up and hit the road by noon. Hit heavy traffic about a half hour from vegas, said fuck it, flipped a bitch and headed back to the palazzo. Went into the sportsbook and hung out all day, eating and sobering up. Lost some money on the lakers and then headed out around 10 pm. Traffic was a breeze and was able to cruise at 110 the whole way back. Got back to LA by 2 and in bed by 3, with a smile on my face I dozed off and thought about all the good times we had and all the great people we met :)

Who Is MIA from the Trip Reports?

DC?
SexcT?

irock gaining power snap your fingers and your request is granted!!

nice review dc!!!!

nice review. so you didnt have any issues with the wristbands on MDW?

man that sounds like great trip, it will be hard to top that one. Did you win the couple g's on dollar slots , video poker?

Did the bank require that you purchase more bottles or did you earn it through proper vegas party attitude and swagger? The 100 dollar tip and table full of fun people?

I have to say DC is real laid back cool guy. Oh and his recruiting skills made him an asset to the team. He is mos def on my people to call and hang out with when i get out to LA. I'm still working on the video. I'm going to try again this evening and post it on the liveleak website that was suggested by dnix.

irock gaining power snap your fingers and your request is granted!!

I just think DC was waiting for one more request haha, now all we need is superstar birthday girl sexcT to post up.......hmmmmm did everything stay in vegas? She said she was crazy

I just think DC was waiting for one more request haha, now all we need is superstar birthday girl sexcT to post up.......hmmmmm did everything stay in vegas? She said she was crazy

yeah weve been used and abused by sexcT, she hasnt been heard from since before she left.......OR she was the woman in the elevator hahaha

hahahahaha

email her

man that sounds like great trip, it will be hard to top that one. Did you win the couple g's on dollar slots , video poker?

Did the bank require that you purchase more bottles or did you earn it through proper vegas party attitude and swagger? The 100 dollar tip and table full of fun people?

I actually hit the jackput on a dollar machine playing max credits ($5 a pull). I usually throw 2-3 $100 bills in a machine and start hitting max credits until I hit something, then I walk away. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, this time I won on several different machines and on one I hit a $1300 jackpot! :) I say I won $2000, but actually I won $3000, but I lost another $1000 gambling before I walked away.

As far as The Bank table upgrade, no additional bottles or tip was required...we were really cool and told Jason that if he hooked us up we would give him repeat business. I also dropped a few names ;)

Thursday- I went to TAO to meet some friends in town from Chicago who got what I consider to be the best table there which is Table 63 the one right under the Air Conditioning Vent and with ease of access to the balcony for the smokers and bathroom for the pissers. The crew was 4 dudes and 3 chicks and they had 1 bottle of patron, 1 bottle of Jack, 1 big bottle of goose, and a bottle of Champagne. The total bill came out to $2850 which I will post.

Friday- XS Daybed outside at night...AWESOME!! Girls here girls there girls friggin everywhere. The guys I was with were also from Chicago and the owners of Chii Clothing Culture. We had a couple bottles of Ketle one which at XS is still $575 my GF Katie snagged a menu and put that Coach purse I bought her to good use. I also got a reserved sign. The night ended at the Deja Vu love botique off industrial where it usually ends when my GFs in town where we were deciding what was going to keep her company while I was in Afghanistland. A place that I just found out I wont be going! Cheers to that!

Saturday!- WET REPUBLIC WET REPUBLIC WET REPUBLIC!!!!! Rumor has it they cleared half a million dollars in revenue. Fire marshals were there shutting the place down. My GF also snagged me a RESERVED sign from here too which unfortunately was made of thick paper. haha. My friends from the Chii had a day bed in front of the DJ booth and it was pretty friggin packed. Its one thing to brush up someone when your wearing jeans but a bathing suit come friggin on!

Sunday- Since the GF and I were staying at the MGM Grand we decided to just chill in the Wet Republic Reserved pool area which was really just seating outside Wet and wouldnt have been 20 bucks if it wasnt MDW. Well being a guest of the hotel I pretty much got in for free. We grabbed an umbrella and a round table and had a bucket of Ice with Bud Light Limes 2 bottles of coke and my GFs beach bag packed with Disposable flasks. We got absolutely obliterated. I got calls from alot of peeps asking me if I could hook em up and I just say hey get your ass over here. We are making our own table service. haha And with the lazy river right in front of us it was awweeesoomme. I just kept going back and getting more ice and more cups and the food from the Cabanna grill was the shioottt!!!! I had to head over to Palms to get 18 of my friends from Arizona into LOVE FESTIVAL at the Palms Pool. They all bought the Palms Pool/ Paul Van Dyke Tickets for 35 bucks but the line for the ticketed peeps was bad so I just talked to a phenomenal guy named ______ (PM ME FOR MORE INFO HAHA) and We all jumped around and got crazy to the sounds of Steve AOKi amazzzzinngggg!!!!!!! My GF then texted me come back and I said see u all tonight at PVD!!! and headed back to my rediculously tanned GF. haha PVD was amazing that night with all the blacklights and flouresent colors I felt like I was in my favorite movie. WWCF Wily Wonkas Chocolate Factory. That sounded a bit.. haha After that I headed to Drais which 100 dollars a head to go and see CASKADE which was amazing.

Monday- SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP 10pm woke up PRiVE! LIL JOHN whaaatt okayyy!!!!!! what what what!!! there till 3am burrito platter from Robertos then DRAiS for some DJ Chuckie and Lil John Voice over! Which was effin a freaking may zing! Wow.. It was a celebration for how crazy Vegas is on MDW and how much money changed hands. My friend left me a bottle of DOM Perigon at Table and I drank straight from the bottle thinking wowww What a weekend!!! The Music and the Mayham I am happy I survived to experience another one next year.

I can say I partied hard for all those who gave the ultimate sacrifice and didn't make it home to join in on the festivities. Let us NEVER FORGET our fellow American Brothers and Sisters who are the reason for this wonderful weekend we have once a year and have made it possible to live in this great country where we have places like LAS Vegas. Never Forget! Never Forgotten!

nice..............

Sounds epic, bro

Good to hear you're not heading to Astan Chapp! I was in that hole in 02.. I think you'll enjoy staying in Vegas much more haha.

Sounds like a wild weekend! I'll be there in a month and a half.. I think we need to recreate that daytime "made our own bottle service" moment and then get absolutely wild.

Coming back to the Chii anytime soon?

Hey Chapp,

Were you stalking me dude? Just kidding. We were also at XS on Friday. We had a table at the approximate 7-8 oclock position. We were also at Wet Republic on Saturday with a day bed just to the left of the DJ. Was a great time. Too bad, we could of had a shot or two.

I can say I partied hard for all those who gave the ultimate sacrifice and didn't make it home to join in on the festivities. Let us NEVER FORGET our fellow American Brothers and Sisters who are the reason for this wonderful weekend we have once a year and have made it possible to live in this great country where we have places like LAS Vegas. Never Forget! Never Forgotten!




echooooooed by NYC, may God bless them and their families!!

awesome review chapp

did chap call superhost for a hookup? R U SERIOUS!? he comes through ?

for the who were not at rehab on MDW like myself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB6AIRHujac

heres the same weekend at wet republic, gotta love how the girls are dancing like trancy jungle robots


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJKg8H-7Td4&feature=related

heres the same weekend at wet republic, gotta love how the girls are dancing like trancy jungle robots


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJKg8H-7Td4&feature=related

Thanks for the motivation Irock...I'll be hitting the kickboxing and pilates this week. ;)

I am a robot whore haha

for the who were not at rehab on MDW like myself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB6AIRHujac


nice try irock. you tried to pull one over on us. that video is from 2007 :D

nice try irock. you tried to pull one over on us. that video is from 2007 :D

irock....i may not go to vegas (or ever have been) BUT I dont fake trips :D

2007 serious? Shit it said it was posted a week ago so I thought it was new. Whoopps

Wait a minute for those who were not there like myself ..... Who was not there duuuuuh I was busy playing shuffleboard LOL

Who was not there duuuuuh I was busy playing shuffleboard LOL

You mean gettin hit by a shuffleboard piece!

So the video is finally up. BUT there is no picture..back to the drawing board...