is it possible to hook up at stripclubs in vegas.....namely the rhino??

like everything else in vegas $$$$$$$$$$ talks!!!!!!

+1

If your "hooking up" at the rhino, your probably paying for it. I dont have a clue what the cost is, but Id guess on the low end, its $500-$1000.

you mean Im not hooking up "cause she likes me???"

I don't know about Las Vegas strip clubs, but other strip clubs it is possible. Impossible for me....but I have friends who can do magic worthy of David Copperfield without spending $40. I honestly don't know how the hell they do it. From what I can tell, they basicallly offend and treat the girls like they aren't anything special. And poof, the girls want them.

Good luck...it is a magician's trick very few know how to do.

One of my guy friends has gotten lucky by being nice and giving back rubs. Another was just because she was smitten by him. So who knows what tricks really work. Sometimes you don't need any tricks at all it seems. You just have to find the right girl in the right frame of mind, etc.

is it possible to hook up at stripclubs in vegas.....namely the rhino??

It happens more often than you think.

Although the guys are right that a lot of time it's paid for, a lot of the time it's also not.

That being said, if you're asking if it can be done, you're probably not at the level where you could pull it off.

There's no sex in the champagne room.

Yes you'll hook up, get your shit stolen and end up in a car accident with her.

Too soon?

Yes you'll hook up, get your shit stolen and end up in a car accident with her.

Too soon?

Not too soon at all!!! Fucken hilarious though!!!!!

hahahaha that story always stays funny no matter how many times i hear it.

If there was a jc hall of fame, he would be inducted.

If there was a jc hall of fame, he would be inducted.

But so would you :D

I have yet to experience my "Best" vegas trip yet. May will be it.

There's no sex in the champagne room.

Contrary to what Chris Rock thinks, there could be some if you tell the girls you're from Laguna Beach :p

Haha nice. Maybe so I will have to try this.

There's no sex in the champagne room.

Contrary to what Chris Rock thinks, there could be some if you tell the girls you're from Laguna Beach :p

im going there for a quick trip this saturday night - i'll try this line and let you guys know how it works!

Yes let us know how it works. Have fun.

There's no sex in the champagne room.

Contrary to what Chris Rock thinks, there could be some if you tell the girls you're from Laguna Beach :p

im going there for a quick trip this saturday night - i'll try this line and let you guys know how it works!

Wait, Ankit. Are you going to a strip club or to Laguna Beach on Saturday? Or better yet, a strip club in LB? haha

Contrary to what Chris Rock thinks, there could be some if you tell the girls you're from Laguna Beach :p

im going there for a quick trip this saturday night - i'll try this line and let you guys know how it works!

Wait, Ankit. Are you going to a strip club or to Laguna Beach on Saturday? Or better yet, a strip club in LB? haha

will tell you where afteR :)

ohhhhhhhhhhhh tell us alllllllllllllllllllllll

I havent been with a woman in 12 years

I havent been with a woman in 12 years

prison time?!?

Yes you'll hook up, get your shit stolen and end up in a car accident with her.

Too soon?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Amazing!!

But technically he didn't hook up IN a strip club, he just found a stripper at a casino bar......

I miss vegas...........

Yes you'll hook up, get your shit stolen and end up in a car accident with her.

Too soon?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Amazing!!

But technically he didn't hook up IN a strip club, he just found a stripper at a casino bar......

I miss vegas...........

and it becomes clearer and clearer....haha

I havent been with a woman in 12 years

prison time?!?

Cisco, I dont want to talk about it, still hurts too much

^^^ huh?

He dropped the soap. Daily.

He dropped the soap. Daily.

Matty, erase that post immediately. I'm serious :mad:

Ok here's the story.

One day I was walking to a Burger King and a few kids started making fun of me. I was wearing my tank top and sweatpants like I always do. One of the kids tried to pull my sweats down and the other knocked my hat off and exposing my bald head.
Of course what happened next is I went crazy chasing these punks through the streets. I can really fly even though I am heavy (its called being an athlete). So I caught up with them in a food store and it was an all out brawl. We knocked over three aisles, one kid I gave a black eye and I had some scratches and bruises from crashing through the food aisle.

While this is happening some old man starts with me after the wife got knocked down. Eventually I wrestled him to the ground and punched him in the ribs, he was like 75 or so. Fuck him he started it first. Those two kids were approximately 12, 15.

I get hauled in and had to post bail for $2500. I called my attorney at 3:00AM, he said no worries they will take like 3k settlement each. (store owner, old man, kids).

At least I won the fights. I had to defend myself. Any guy would go crazy after trying to get his pants pulled down in public and head slapped and cap knocked off.

Anyway I ended up doing 6 months on weekends. I am in no mood today for anyone so back off me.

He dropped the soap. Daily.

This coming from Mr. "I Miss Prison Sex". :)

Yeah so you beat up kids and elderly people, get all crybaby about dropped soap and go on message boards when you're angry?

Yeah, it def doesn't smell like troll in here.

Not at all.

Yeah so you beat up kids and elderly people, get all crybaby about dropped soap and go on message boards when you're angry?

Yeah, it def doesn't smell like troll in here.

Not at all.

lmao!!!!!

I'm curious how you did 6 months on weekends. Is it like prison reserves?

Nycer, I got time off for good behaviour as I volunteer at a soup kitchen and coach little league. Warden let me off easy plus I had to play on the Prison Archery team.

Charlie, the kids started the fight by trying to pull down my sweatpants and knocked my hat off. What was I supposed to do? As for the elderly people, when I throw down age has no factor.

What does any of that have to do with not being with a woman for 12 years?

What does any of that have to do with not being with a woman for 12 years?



Matty, I'm not good with the ladies. I'm very shy, 5'6", 290lbs and have horrible teeth. There are animals in the woods with better smiles then mine. I have flabby arms and patchy body hair.

I bought some new Ed Hardy t-shirts, mediums, and I looked like a sausage link.

Matty, maybe I can hang with you and your crew and pick up the leftovers. I've only had 1 STD and it was treated on an out-patient basis.

What does any of that have to do with not being with a woman for 12 years?



Matty, I'm not good with the ladies. I'm very shy, 5'6", 290lbs and have horrible teeth. There are animals in the woods with better smiles then mine. I have flabby arms and patchy body hair.

I bought some new Ed Hardy t-shirts, mediums, and I looked like a sausage link.
Matty, maybe I can hang with you and your crew and pick up the leftovers. I've only had 1 STD and it was treated on an out-patient basis.

so you can be nassaus twin?

^^^lmfao!!!

What does any of that have to do with not being with a woman for 12 years?



Matty, I'm not good with the ladies. I'm very shy, 5'6", 290lbs and have horrible teeth. There are animals in the woods with better smiles then mine. I have flabby arms and patchy body hair.

I bought some new Ed Hardy t-shirts, mediums, and I looked like a sausage link.

Matty, maybe I can hang with you and your crew and pick up the leftovers. I've only had 1 STD and it was treated on an out-patient basis.

I thought you were an athlete??????

What does any of that have to do with not being with a woman for 12 years?



Matty, I'm not good with the ladies. I'm very shy, 5'6", 290lbs and have horrible teeth. There are animals in the woods with better smiles then mine. I have flabby arms and patchy body hair.

I bought some new Ed Hardy t-shirts, mediums, and I looked like a sausage link.

Matty, maybe I can hang with you and your crew and pick up the leftovers. I've only had 1 STD and it was treated on an out-patient basis.

I thought you were an athlete??????

I never said I was a good athlete

Maybe he meant mathlete. he was one question away from getting a perfect score on the math portion of his SATs. isnt that right Skinny Larry??

This guy is very odd. I don't think the story adds up at all. You beat up some 12 year olds and are able to coach little league? A prison with an ARCHERY team???? Riiiiiight.

Thats actually really funny to imagine :)

Nassau, you are correct sir. I don't really want to call myself a math genius but I have successfully calculated pi to 4 places.

I actually bombed my SATs because I was out late the night before working my Neighbourhood Watch Program I started. Basically I would just patrol the neighbourhood with my Bow and Arrow and intimidate strangers.

Anyway, I had to go to a Junior College here in Jersey as a result. I was quite the basketball player, even though I'm only 5'6. I got booted out of school for my part in a point shaving scandal I got caught up in. I was dating a local made guys daughter and I had to help him fix a few games.

After that the only job I could get was at the Amusement Park guessing people weight.

Hopefully my Junior Moderator job here works out and I can make something of myself.

This guy is very odd. I don't think the story adds up at all. You beat up some 12 year olds and are able to coach little league? A prison with an ARCHERY team???? Riiiiiight.

Thats actually really funny to imagine :)

Deborah, I didn't beat up the 12 year old, I beat up the 15 year old... in self-defence! He pulled down my sweatpants in front of everyone.

I used an alias to get the little league job. They call me Uncle Jones, not really sure why because I used Frank Mitchell as my alias. Stupid kids.

I was lead Archer for Cellblock 4 in the Pennitentary Olympics. I didn't really want to participate but the Warden threatened to put me in the hole for 2 weeks unless I did. Prison is not fun Deborah.

Deborah, I'm kind of in a little bit of a relationship with Syd from the main forum page so I cant really pursue you at this point.

If something changes in my situation I will look you up. I would probably like to take you out for some fine dining and maybe buy you some fancy gowns and shoes. We'd share $600 bottles of wine by the beach and watch the moon set.

I should let you know that I don't put out on the first date even though I am a stud.

This guy is very odd. I don't think the story adds up at all. You beat up some 12 year olds and are able to coach little league? A prison with an ARCHERY team???? Riiiiiight.

Thats actually really funny to imagine :)

Deborah, I didn't beat up the 12 year old, I beat up the 15 year old... in self-defence! He pulled down my sweatpants in front of everyone.

I used an alias to get the little league job. They call me Uncle Jones, not really sure why because I used Frank Mitchell as my alias. Stupid kids.

I was lead Archer for Cellblock 4 in the Pennitentary Olympics. I didn't really want to participate but the Warden threatened to put me in the hole for 2 weeks unless I did. Prison is not fun Deborah.

Deborah, I'm kind of in a little bit of a relationship with Syd from the main forum page so I cant really pursue you at this point.

If something changes in my situation I will look you up. I would probably like to take you out for some fine dining and maybe buy you some fancy gowns and shoes. We'd share $600 bottles of wine by the beach and watch the moon set.

I should let you know that I don't put out on the first date even though I am a stud.

Lmao! Nas i cant remember correctly .. but isnt this your older brother!!!! ??

Skinny youve got me cracking up over here... and btw great freaking job on only missing one question on the math portion!!!

Hahahaha Larry that sounds like a fantastic date, you let me know when you're free ;)

lol

Skinny Larry for Junior Moderator! Skinny Larry is it true that you introduced American males to skinny jeans?

Hahahaha Larry that sounds like a fantastic date, you let me know when you're free ;)

lol

Larry you little sausage link whats going on? I expected you would trade up eventually, but you havent been promoted to junior mod yet. Is this really the time to start looking at new options? Does my aussie accent mean nothing?

Skinny Larry for Junior Moderator! Skinny Larry is it true that you introduced American males to skinny jeans?

Nassau, you are 100% about the jeans. Here is the story. I got invited to an awards dinner at a restaurant in New York and decided to treat myself to a new pair of jeans. Because I have giant quads from my Male Figure Skating days I need to have my jeans tapered.

I went to the tailor to have them brought in a little in the quads but he screwed up and made them extremely tight in the calfs as well. It was too late to change them so I went to the dinner anyway.

When I got there I ended up winning Best Newcomer with my performance as Will Smith in the Off-Broadway Production of Independence Day. Later that night I appeared on Letterman in my skinny jeans and Dave made a comment that ended up in the New York Post. The jeans became a fashion sensation and the rest is history.

Hahahaha Larry that sounds like a fantastic date, you let me know when you're free ;)

lol

Larry you little sausage link whats going on? I expected you would trade up eventually, but you havent been promoted to junior mod yet. Is this really the time to start looking at new options? Does my aussie accent mean nothing?

This is awkward. It feels like the time when Jack had two dates to the Regal Beagle on Three's company.

Syd, you weren't supposed to see that post! I didn't think you read this part of the forum. She's means nothing to me! The power of my new title went to my head, now I know how The President must feel.

Deborah, I think you're great and we maybe could have had something special but I just dont feel it in my heart anymore. My heart is in Australia. I really have to focus on repairing my relationship with Syd if she'll take me back. I know its tough, we just have to be strong.

I will still communicate with you on the forum but I think right now its better if we remain friends. Sorry Deborah, I dont want to hurt anyone

I understand Larry, things have gotten so complicated haven't they. I hope you two have a wondeful life together :)

Fuck the hooking up at the strip club deal. Meet some women at the bars, pools, clubs, etc.

Fuck the hooking up at the strip club deal. Meet some women at the bars, pools, clubs, etc.

Agreed. Some of the stories on here show how easy it is to meet ladies in Vegas clubs. Eveyone is in Vegas partying for the same reason.

At Score's in Vegas. Total I spent was $10 for a drink.

Yup it definitely can be done. I did from Sapphire. Of course I wouldnt call it a "hook up" at all though. She just took me out and bought me breakfast haha

hook ups in trip clubs for free hmmmm

It's possible especially when you beat them in their own game. My favorite answer to what do you do for a living is "I'm an auditor for the IRS." and being dead serious about it I even do research prior and spout of percentages of people and stories of clubs getting audited. I make it a point not to give a truthful answer to any of their questions. It has actually worked much to my surprise a few times lol.

it's possible especially when you beat them in their own game. My favorite answer to what do you do for a living is "i'm an auditor for the irs." and being dead serious about it i even do research prior and spout of percentages of people and stories of clubs getting audited. I make it a point not to give a truthful answer to any of their questions. It has actually worked much to my surprise a few times lol.

lmao....

I guess some people get really turned on by the idea of getting audited. Or maybe it's all the awesome sex puns that go with being 'audited'.

What does any of that have to do with not being with a woman for 12 years?



Matty, I'm not good with the ladies. I'm very shy, 5'6", 290lbs and have horrible teeth. There are animals in the woods with better smiles then mine. I have flabby arms and patchy body hair.

I bought some new Ed Hardy t-shirts, mediums, and I looked like a sausage link.

Matty, maybe I can hang with you and your crew and pick up the leftovers. I've only had 1 STD and it was treated on an out-patient basis.


epic troll

UMmm I will just say yes and if anyone is interested in the back story you can PM me.

UMmm I will just say yes and if anyone is interested in the back story you can PM me.

respect


but post it for all? :D

LOL read my trip report in my signature and it should give you an idea of the whole ordeal.

Honestly this is the best thread I have read so far. I'm dying over here and Skinny Larry from newark, NJ look me up cause me and you could have some fun in Jersey lol.

You nee dto post it for everyone on here!

You nee dto post it for everyone on here!

LOL I need to have some standards though they may be low.

Nel167-

[ ] keep delaying the inevitable
[X] do post epic strip club sex story

I've gone home/hotel with three strippers in all the years I've been going Vegas. I've dated(yeeesh) multiple dancers in Los Angeles.

I tend to make poor decisions.