Wanted to know if you guys knew of any "massage" places? Preferably oriental ones. :D

I heard accross the street from the stratosphere , note : not from experience but from a funny story from a friend look for the big red neon "massage" lol

Hhaahaha my mate just jumped in a cab and asked straight up... dont know if thats the safest option lol. But it worked fine for him.

Hhaahaha my mate just jumped in a cab and asked straight up... dont know if thats the safest option lol. But it worked fine for him.

and how much was that? I heard a funny story about a 'massage parlor' last time I was in SFO. I'd love to get a buddy wrapped up in the process, but I don't want it to cost him a grand.

My buddy got a Tai massage...2 ladies. Just asked the Cab driver when we were heading back to the room after Drais one night.

I think it was like $100-$150

What's a Tai massage? Never heard of that b4.

Hhaahaha my mate just jumped in a cab and asked straight up... dont know if thats the safest option lol. But it worked fine for him.

and how much was that? I heard a funny story about a 'massage parlor' last time I was in SFO. I'd love to get a buddy wrapped up in the process, but I don't want it to cost him a grand.

Dude, SF is the spot to be for those....LOL......there is literally 1 on every single damn block here.

Hhaahaha my mate just jumped in a cab and asked straight up... dont know if thats the safest option lol. But it worked fine for him.

and how much was that? I heard a funny story about a 'massage parlor' last time I was in SFO. I'd love to get a buddy wrapped up in the process, but I don't want it to cost him a grand.

Nah, around what warren said 100-150ish!

I love how everyone's like "well my 'friend' onetime did that..." or "i haven't, but my 'buddy' found this place..." riiiight... :)

and how much was that? I heard a funny story about a 'massage parlor' last time I was in SFO. I'd love to get a buddy wrapped up in the process, but I don't want it to cost him a grand.

Dude, SF is the spot to be for those....LOL......there is literally 1 on every single damn block here.

No kidding, but some of those places look like you're never coming out once you go in.

Depends where you go. The once in the residential areas, actually give a legit massage, but in the end you get the happy rub and tug ending. The ones in the shady area (Tenderloin) are straight up whore houses...$150 full service for 1hr.

last time i was in vegas, a buddy and I, asked the cab driver where to go just to see what he would say, it was 4am and were like vegas yeah lets do it, so he took us too some place close to the palms. he called his buddy and said to hook us up. we got there and i swear he took us to the wrong "massage" parlor as the lady that came out looked at him weird when he mentioned his buddies name. all in all, it was an experience for sure. my buddy ended it before the happy as he had a mid 40s lady uhhh massaging him hahaha.

Yeah, that sounds a bit crazy. I guess when something sounds too good to be.true then it probably is

Don't ask a cab driver where to get one, that's for sure. My friend did when we were in Vegas a few weeks ago. Cabbie took him to a spot, friend went in, there was a big cholo gangster lookin guy inside with neck tattoos and shit. He asked my friend for 500, friend said 200, they settled on 250. He was in the room, gettin a massage... a shitty, unprofessional massage... about 10 mins later, he says "alright, i dont have much time, take your clothes off..." and she says "we don't do that here." and my friend gets pissed... she says be right back and leaves. the big cholo dude comes back with another big dude with him. they tell my friend that he paid for "training"-- there were a couple dumbells and shit in the room. all a scam they'd set up. my friend said "so ur fuckin me." and the dude was like "yup." and said "we can go talk about this outside" and revealed his gun. My friend didn't wanna risk his life over a couple hundy, so he got outta there.