Avon Barksdale
03-03-2010, 10:16 AM
Another Trip Report from the Dallas crew. Names have been changed and the characters will be referred to as:
Guy #1 – David Silver
Guy #2 – Dylan McKay
Guy #3 – Brandon Walsh
Guy #4 – Steve Sanders
Guy #5 – Jim Walsh
Sister #1 – Brenda Walsh
Sister #2 – Valerie Malone
Skankonia – the group collectively know as “friends of Sister #1 or Sister #2”
Lenny the Jet VIP Host as himself
We have 2 hotel rooms thanks to Dylan McKay’s gambling problem. A room at Caesars Palace and at Palazzo.
We roll to Jet Nightclub on Thursday night for:
A. Buy 1 Ciroc (So get another shot of ciroc in ya. Cause I'm gon' be rockin' ya) get a bottle of Sky Vodka free.
B. They feature hip hop and rap not that stuff like house and techno that makes me want to lay under a stream of falling cinder blocks
C. Brandon Walshs two sisters, Brenda Walsh and Valerie Malone were getting a table there with Skankonia so we all thought it would be a good idea to kick it together.
As soon as we get to Jet we run into Lenny who is a host for the nightclub who ironically went to college with David Silver who is in our crew. Immediately we know Lenny has the hook up like Masta P. We get to our table and order our Ciroc and mixers and all that. We meet our waitress, her name was …………cant remember but for the sake of this story it is Rack-a-saurus Rex. Her funbags were official, so official all she needed was a whistle.
Night starts off pretty normal just drinking and hanging out, just arrived in Vegas a few hours earlier so I guess everyone was unwinding for a bit. Lenny (not Wilkens) shows up and drops a round of shots on us and brings up some girls. These girls were (allegedly) dancers for the Dallas Mavericks. All I know is I would have let any of these chics do the Cupid Shuffle on my face after serving a tour in Afghanistan with no shower. Immediately our boy Steve Sanders runs over there. To sum up Steve Sanders um he might be 20 % retarded (he was the guy with the “icebreaker” line from our previous TR). However he will talk to any girl anywhere at any time so he is good to have as your wingman cuz you can send him into any situation and he will go without hesitation,..he is kind of like Chewbaca.
These girls probably think he is a sped but they are kicking it. In the meantime, Brandon Walsh’s sisters and friends show up. To keep thinks simple we will refer to their friends as Skankonia which is latin for a group of skanks, usually 3-4 who suck. See the reason Skankonia is there is because one member gives Mike Miller (NBA player) mustache rides over MDW as her tribute to the nation. I can not figure out why anyone would hump Mike Miller. He is pale, ghetto, and resembles Dracula. Oh wait he made $9,780,937 this year while averaging 10 points, 4, rebounds, 2.5 asissts, and a couple turnovers. (please note that later in the weekend I was able to secure a photo of Mike Miller bonging a beer out of a plastic cock). Pictures will hopefully be added soon.
Anyhow Brenda Walsh, Valerie Malone, and Skakonia get settled in, order their drinks, etc. Meanwhile Jim Walsh has moved in on the dance team. Jim Walsh’s biceps are the size of most people’s thighs. We had to send in the muscle relief because at this point its become obvious to the girls that Lenny is different. Lenny comes back up out of the kitchen with…….more shots. For the most part the night was pretty normal, people are dancing, throwing their diamonds in the sky, drinking, etc. Some of the dancers come and go, some different girls come around.
Its getting pretty late now and everyone is as you would expect---hammered. And as a result of this people start doing some pretty random things. Valerie Malone apparently wasn’t happy with Jim Walsh when he told her that Hot Beef Injection was not on tonight's late night menu and she got pretty pissed. I think she was Loose off the Goose and as she was leaving the table area decided to fling a bottle of vodka in our direction. It got all over us but since I am usually on a “24 hour champagne diet” I was not phased. Its not like her brother Brandon Walsh could have restrained her as he was the drunkest in the group. All of a sudden Lenny was creeping on us and said your boy Brandon Walsh has gotta go. Why is that? Well if you look over Brandon Walsh is pissing on our VIP area. It didn’t matter that you could see the restroom sign 15 feet away, Brandon Walsh had to go. At this point Brandon Walsh needed to “do like Jamie” and blame it on the A-A-A-A-A-Ciroc. Brandon Walsh wound up leaving and then also wound up sneaking back in. He is obviously too elusive for the Jet staff. I think he wound up getting kicked out again at some point. Its pretty late like 3 am or later. Lenny wanted to go to another club after his shift ended. I cant remember who got in his car...I think it was Dylan McKay, David Silver and Skankonia for sure and we wound up going to some club. We got there and Lenny asked if we wanted to throw down on a $400 bottle at 4 am. Hey Lenny, thanks for the ride G…..now scram. At this point we lost Lenny and ran off to that café to put back some breakfast.
To be continued…
Guy #1 – David Silver
Guy #2 – Dylan McKay
Guy #3 – Brandon Walsh
Guy #4 – Steve Sanders
Guy #5 – Jim Walsh
Sister #1 – Brenda Walsh
Sister #2 – Valerie Malone
Skankonia – the group collectively know as “friends of Sister #1 or Sister #2”
Lenny the Jet VIP Host as himself
We have 2 hotel rooms thanks to Dylan McKay’s gambling problem. A room at Caesars Palace and at Palazzo.
We roll to Jet Nightclub on Thursday night for:
A. Buy 1 Ciroc (So get another shot of ciroc in ya. Cause I'm gon' be rockin' ya) get a bottle of Sky Vodka free.
B. They feature hip hop and rap not that stuff like house and techno that makes me want to lay under a stream of falling cinder blocks
C. Brandon Walshs two sisters, Brenda Walsh and Valerie Malone were getting a table there with Skankonia so we all thought it would be a good idea to kick it together.
As soon as we get to Jet we run into Lenny who is a host for the nightclub who ironically went to college with David Silver who is in our crew. Immediately we know Lenny has the hook up like Masta P. We get to our table and order our Ciroc and mixers and all that. We meet our waitress, her name was …………cant remember but for the sake of this story it is Rack-a-saurus Rex. Her funbags were official, so official all she needed was a whistle.
Night starts off pretty normal just drinking and hanging out, just arrived in Vegas a few hours earlier so I guess everyone was unwinding for a bit. Lenny (not Wilkens) shows up and drops a round of shots on us and brings up some girls. These girls were (allegedly) dancers for the Dallas Mavericks. All I know is I would have let any of these chics do the Cupid Shuffle on my face after serving a tour in Afghanistan with no shower. Immediately our boy Steve Sanders runs over there. To sum up Steve Sanders um he might be 20 % retarded (he was the guy with the “icebreaker” line from our previous TR). However he will talk to any girl anywhere at any time so he is good to have as your wingman cuz you can send him into any situation and he will go without hesitation,..he is kind of like Chewbaca.
These girls probably think he is a sped but they are kicking it. In the meantime, Brandon Walsh’s sisters and friends show up. To keep thinks simple we will refer to their friends as Skankonia which is latin for a group of skanks, usually 3-4 who suck. See the reason Skankonia is there is because one member gives Mike Miller (NBA player) mustache rides over MDW as her tribute to the nation. I can not figure out why anyone would hump Mike Miller. He is pale, ghetto, and resembles Dracula. Oh wait he made $9,780,937 this year while averaging 10 points, 4, rebounds, 2.5 asissts, and a couple turnovers. (please note that later in the weekend I was able to secure a photo of Mike Miller bonging a beer out of a plastic cock). Pictures will hopefully be added soon.
Anyhow Brenda Walsh, Valerie Malone, and Skakonia get settled in, order their drinks, etc. Meanwhile Jim Walsh has moved in on the dance team. Jim Walsh’s biceps are the size of most people’s thighs. We had to send in the muscle relief because at this point its become obvious to the girls that Lenny is different. Lenny comes back up out of the kitchen with…….more shots. For the most part the night was pretty normal, people are dancing, throwing their diamonds in the sky, drinking, etc. Some of the dancers come and go, some different girls come around.
Its getting pretty late now and everyone is as you would expect---hammered. And as a result of this people start doing some pretty random things. Valerie Malone apparently wasn’t happy with Jim Walsh when he told her that Hot Beef Injection was not on tonight's late night menu and she got pretty pissed. I think she was Loose off the Goose and as she was leaving the table area decided to fling a bottle of vodka in our direction. It got all over us but since I am usually on a “24 hour champagne diet” I was not phased. Its not like her brother Brandon Walsh could have restrained her as he was the drunkest in the group. All of a sudden Lenny was creeping on us and said your boy Brandon Walsh has gotta go. Why is that? Well if you look over Brandon Walsh is pissing on our VIP area. It didn’t matter that you could see the restroom sign 15 feet away, Brandon Walsh had to go. At this point Brandon Walsh needed to “do like Jamie” and blame it on the A-A-A-A-A-Ciroc. Brandon Walsh wound up leaving and then also wound up sneaking back in. He is obviously too elusive for the Jet staff. I think he wound up getting kicked out again at some point. Its pretty late like 3 am or later. Lenny wanted to go to another club after his shift ended. I cant remember who got in his car...I think it was Dylan McKay, David Silver and Skankonia for sure and we wound up going to some club. We got there and Lenny asked if we wanted to throw down on a $400 bottle at 4 am. Hey Lenny, thanks for the ride G…..now scram. At this point we lost Lenny and ran off to that café to put back some breakfast.
To be continued…