Day 1- so myself and friend lisa catch our flight down to vegas early wednesday morn. Our friends sam and chantel got there a few days ago and will only be spending tonight with us then heading back the next day. also my friend stacey is downt here visiting her bf who lives there. so we get there in the afternoon, stacey picks us up from the airport and takes us shopping. Eventually get the mgm grand around 6ish and check-in. I had made dinner reservations at n9ne for all us girls, staceys bf and some of his friends. We show up 1.5 hours late for the reso and still get seated. Started the night off with a couple bottles of wine amongst all of us. Staceys bf(david) his friends are boring us so we start to drink a little heavier. David had got a table for us that night at LAX to watch ludacris perform and they had to be there by 11 to get it so everyone leaves for LAX except myself, lisa, sam and chantel. By the time we get to the club were all feeling pretty good. It was pretty standard there, drank a bunch, ludacris was awesome. Stacey and david decide to go home, the rest of us girls still wanna party so we head over to Body English where chantel and sam had met a promoter the night before and said he had a table and some bottles waiting for us. I don't remember a damn thing from Body English so moving on. We head to the Cathouse afterwards because chantel and sam were staying at the luxor. sam and lisa get tired after a bit and decide to head upstairs but not before telling me to make sure i don't go back to the mgm without lisa. sure. A dude was buying myself and chantel drinks all night, after about 3 rounds we see him pour something into our drinks. Upon asking what it was he said it was "liquid g". which is pretty much liquid date rape. A buddy of mine from atlanta was there as well, we told him what happened and he took care of us the rest of the night..aka..babysat. We left right away and me, chantel and my buddy headed back to the mgm (completely forgot to bring lisa, and leave chantel). Tried to play blackjack, fell off my chair and pouted on the floor..thats all the detail i'll go into with that. So we all head upstairs and chantel is texting one of david's friends that was out for dinner with us earlier, so he comes to the hotel room. Myself and my buddy start hotboxing the bathroom, i felt a little lightheaded so i sat down and instantly passed out. Now i don't remember anything after this but my buddy said he picked me up and put me in bed, and happened notice that chantel was hooking up in the other bed. They didn't even realize that me and buddy were right next to them. So i guess i wake up and start dry heaving in between the bed and the wall, buddy is rubbing my back while i'm yelling at him to stop touching me and my friend is having sex in the bed right beside us. Classy.

Day 2- Me and chantel wake up in the morning feeling like absolute death. shes wearing a pair of underwear that say "i like to party" and i was trying to figure out how to wash shame out clothes. sam and lisa are PISSED that we left them..i claimed i didn't know what they were talking about. So i call stacey to come pick me up and take me out for food. We go to in'n'out burger, i take one bite of my burger and it falls out all over my shirt. I request to be taken home so i can rethink the path my life is taking. Chantel and sam catch their flight home and lisa goes shopping with stacey all day..i sleep. That night me and lisa just walked up and down the strip a little bit and ordered room service and chilled. Note to self....never go as hard as humanly possible on your first night in vegas.

sounds like you had a good first night!
good thing you caught that loser guy putting g into your drink..

Day 3- So it's now friday, ive had a chance to recover from my mistakes on wednesday night and it's time to party. lisa and i go shopping all day, hit up the buffet at the bellaggio and go to miracle mile. A promoter approaches us in the mall and says he works for Tao and wants us to come there tonight. He says he can't get us a table but he'll walk us right in and give us enough drink tickets to take care of us all night..this pleases us. After he leaves i start getting these texts from a random number asking how my wednesday night was and if i was still coming tonight. This confuses me and so i ask this stranger to state his purpose and who he is. Apparently he was a promoter that i had met on wednesday and gave my number to, he works for Prive. So i just laughed it off and entertained the texts. Lisa and I head back to the mgm get ready for dinner and go to this nice sushi place in the mgm, i can't remember the name of it tho. It was very delicious yet very expensive..worth it tho.

So after dinner we head back up to the hotel room and start doing some pregaming. I notice lisa throwin back the drinks pretty quickly but i say nothing and merely observe. She made fun of me on wednesday night so i want to see her just as drunk as i was. We head downstairs, hop into a cab and head to Tao. As soon as we get there we see the promoter, he walks us right in and gives us each 6 tickets..excellent. We only stuck around for 2 drinks tho because Lisa could barely stand and neither of us really liked the place. So as were walking downstairs i accidentally placed my foot in front of hers and she tripped down the stairs but managed to catch herself on the railing, so it wasn't totally embarrassing. I didn't know what to do other then laugh so i just said "Omg lisa youre so drunk we need to get you out of here..you can't even walk..geez" haha. I told her about a month after we got home that it was actually me who accidentally tripped her. So we leave Tao, i text the promoter from Prive and he says he has a table and a bottle there for us and he'll come get us from the front of the club. So we head over there, as promised he comse and gets us and we head right over to the table. Excellent location, a couple other people were at it to but we didn't car, we just wanted to have a good time. I see a hot guy that i wanted to make out with, Lisa calls me a skank, i turn my head for 2 seconds and next thing i know she's on a different couch kissing some random dude. Hypocrite.

So while this is happening i just go and dance, nothing too exciting happened until we left. Lisa brings the random back in the cab with us. We'll call him stewart. So we all head back to the mgm and decide to play some blackjack. The dude sitting beside me at the table started to caht with me. The 4 of us shortly after headed to one of the lounges by the lobby and had some drinks there. We will call the blackjack guy "the cop". mainly because he was a cop lol. So the cop heads up to the bar to get a drink and i'm sitting there with stewart and lisa. A black guy from another table comes and sits beside me and starts chatting. The cop signals for me to come over to the bar so i head over there. He makes a few racist comments, I told him off and called him a douche and walked back to the table. Lisa goes and talks to the cop about why he's being a jerk, stewart dissapears for the night for some reason, never to be seen again. The cop comes over and apologizes for his comments and him and lisa take off to go gamble. Lisa comes back and says we need to go upstairs and go to bed, so i follow. The cop follows us as well. By the time we get up to our room he forsome reason followed us in because lisa let him in..idiot.

Lisa lays down on my bed and pretends to pass out, but not before whispering "please get rid of him". So i tell the cop "hey buddy i'm sorry you can't stay here, ya gotta go, were heading to bed" he decides he wants to just lay down for a minute and i repeat that he has to leave. He gets mad and starts making racist comments again about the guy earlier, i have zero tolerance for this so i tell him he has to f'in leave or i'm calling security. I start pushing him towards the door and tried slamming the door but he stopped it with his foot. He continues to yell obscenities at me after i finally pushed h im out of the doorway. He gets about 10 feet away turns around, yells something rude i can't remember what it was and then throws his beer glass at my face. I dodged it and it shattered on the doorway. At this point i lost my mind.

I call security and than tell lisa i'm heading downstairs because he gave her his room number and i went to go give it to security. I come back upstairs after and it turns out she had deadbolted the door and passed out....impressed was the least of my emotions at this point. So i went back down to the lobby told them the story and said they'd have someone right up there. 45 mins passed while i sat on the floor outside our door waiting for security. They finally let me in, i punched her in the arm and said "friends off".

Day 4- I tell her the story of the night before when we wake up, she laughs..i don't. I can't remember what we did during the day but at night we went to the Crazy Horse Paris burlesque show at the mgm, it was pretty good. After the show i texted some girls that i use to work with and they were staying at imperial palace. Stacey's bf had hooked us up with a table at Pure that night so i invited them as well. Lisa and i head to IP and pregame with the girls. We all go to Pure, get to our table and its a pretty sweet table outside on that patio area, it was pretty busy up there so thats where we wanted it. Spent the night there, met some other canadians, nothing really crazy. Lisa meets some british dudes that were there for a bachelor party. She makes out with half the bachelor party and we leave. Were standing outside Pure afterwards, she wants to take one of the british guys back to our hotel room..the way he was acting made me despise everything about him but i decided to not be a cockblock. Then this random dude starts talking to me. I get his number and we all go our separate ways. Lisa backs out at the last minute from the british douche and i say a little prayer thanking god. We go back to our hotel and pass out.

Day 5- We were both hurting units when we woke up and extremely hungover. I didn't even want to be alive. I called my parents because when i'm hungover and i talk to them they make me feel like i'm still a good person and that life will go on. We decided to stay in bed all day and watch the 24 hour House of Payne marathon, and we also ordered room service about a million times. We had planned on heading to Playboy Lounge that night because a promoter from the night before said she's comp a table and bottle for us..sounds good to me. We both take a nap and don't wake up til 1 am, we decided to scrap playboy lounge. I text the due from the night before and ask him if he wants to meet up for a drink, i tell him that me and lisa are going to walk the strip for a bit and i'll text him later. So we head out, walk all the way to the mirage and back, grabbed a drink or 2 along the way, did some gambling at random casinos and get back to our hotel room around 4 am. I tell buddy to come meet me and we just sit at one of the bars in the hotel. We didn't realize what time it was and we drank there til like 8 am. He left, i headed upstairs and caught about 3 hours of sleep before we had to check out. Once we checked out our flight didn't leave til about 11 pm so we decided to finally do some sight seeing.

We walked over to mandalay bay, saw the sharks, then walked all the way down to the wynn. My legs were burning and i was cursing lisa's life for making me walk so much after such little sleep. We finally cab it to the airport and catch the same flight home as Stacey. I took some muscle relaxers and was unconcious the second i sat down on the plane. Oh how i heart you vegas.

That's pretty scary about that dude pouring GHB into your drinks. It can be pretty dangerous if you take more than a tiny amount, and when mixed with alcohol it's even worse.

omggg i can't believe he threw beer in your face!!! What a fuck!

Crazy crazy

lol I can't believe these dudes are so desperate. Strike one would've been not wasting their time on trying to pick up since you two came as a group. Everyone knows a girl ain't going to put out when shes rooming with somebody. If you want to be a player, get your own room.. suite is probably even better.

PS. Did you get your In N Out Animal Style? Triple Stacker?

ya he had been it in like 3 of our drinks so it was pretty scary. ive definitely smartened up about letting ppl buy me drinks tho, he was just so sneaky. lol ya i was a little shocked by the beer getting thrown at me, but the glass as well? that just set me off. and i yes i did get it animal style..all over my shirt..not worth it lol. all my trips since then have been a little more tame haha.

ya he had been it in like 3 of our drinks so it was pretty scary. ive definitely smartened up about letting ppl buy me drinks tho, he was just so sneaky. lol ya i was a little shocked by the beer getting thrown at me, but the glass as well? that just set me off. and i yes i did get it animal style..all over my shirt..not worth it lol. all my trips since then have been a little more tame haha.

lol oh i see.. well if a guy buys you a drink, its usually at your own risk. Doesn't come with a contract to put out :D

haha animal style is also like 2000 calories per serving..but if you don't live on the west coast, its worth a try. Next time go for the triple stacker!

great TR - i love how u guys got tables every night without paying -- if only guys were that lucky ... sigh

so your friends boyfriend was hooking yall up with tables and the whole time shes making out with random dudes and brought one back to the room????? did I read that right? do they have an open relationship?

P.S. be sure and bring her in May :)

haha no no, i figured thered be a bit of confusion with all the names i mentioned. Stacey was there visiting her bf and he hooked us up with tables. me and lisa were the ones out partying all the time tho and lisa was the one making out with anythign with a mouth. and trust me, i LOVE in'n'out burger..and pinkberry. canada just doesn't know what its missing. whenever friends go down to vegas i tell them that their trip will not be complete with eating in'n'out. i would love to come back in may..we'll have to see tho.

Crazy trip. I too have to stop at in n out every trip.

so your friends boyfriend was hooking yall up with tables and the whole time shes making out with random dudes and brought one back to the room????? did I read that right? do they have an open relationship?

P.S. be sure and bring her in May :)

do you have ADD?

omg, a racist cop, why am i not suprised?
and phatburger is better than in n out!

only just got to this TR - I love it! Sounds like you had a drunken blast! And kudos on the tables etc... :D

ty for sharing :) need more pics imo :p

especially of the hotbox :D

haha ya it was a pretty insane few nights. and i was far too blackout drunk to even know how to use a camera. i'll see if i can find one pic tho that sums up the whole trip lol ok 100% sure whats happening in this pic but i think were at body english and praying for our lives and that we'll make it through the evening lol.

who is who in the pic?

lisa the makeout bandit on the left, chantal the one who brought the dude home and slept with him while i was dry heaving against the wall and me on the right. a handful of rare gems if i do say so myself lol. f.