2/5 Stars.

While your wife may be convinced that this is a great option for "guy's night out," you'll find it a lot cheaper and less painful to just save face and make your way over to a strip club for the real thing. You do the math: Lap dance at the Rhino, $20. Tickets to this show and no lap dance, $54.

Let's all face it, there is a certain level of anticipated cheesiness that makes it completely acceptable for middle-aged women and bachelorette parties to find themselves going buck wild at male revues like Thunder from Down Under and American Storm (they are, after all, wearing wedding veils covered with blinking penises), but the female versions of these revues are usually so bad that they make you feel like you stumbled into an impromptu talent show at a strip club.

Sure the girls are topless and usually attractive, but the costumes are cheap, the choreography is horrible, the singing is often gut-wrenching, the cocktail service is painstakingly slow, and the crowd looks like the type that you would expect to find at this sort of thing. X Burlesque fits the bill on all accounts.

The only plus on the night that I stopped into the show was that the performers took time to meet-and-greet the audience after the show. Nice girls, awful show.

- Jack Colton

haha. all your reviews are always so funny.. fun to read. thanks for the review!

now now be fair to dnix jack and review thunder from down under :eek:

haha great review. those topless shows never made much sense to me either. $20 lapdances at the Rhino for the win!

Sounds like these tickets will be at the "half price tickets" booth on the strip ....

Is it true that if you say you want a bottle of champagne in gentlemen's club in Las Vegas, you are taken to the private room? lol i saw this in the movie "Go"

Is it true that if you say you want a bottle of champagne in gentlemen's club in Las Vegas, you are taken to the private room? lol i saw this in the movie "Go"

"No Sex in the Champagne Room!"

now now be fair to dnix jack and review thunder from down under :eek:

Im just cougar hunting. I dont actually enjoy the show. :mad:

2/5 Stars.

While your wife may be convinced that this is a great option for "guy's night out," you'll find it a lot cheaper and less painful to just save face and make your way over to a strip club for the real thing. You do the math: Lap dance at the Rhino, $20. Tickets to this show and no lap dance, $54.

Let's all face it, there is a certain level of anticipated cheesiness that makes it completely acceptable for middle-aged women and bachelorette parties to find themselves going buck wild at male revues like Thunder from Down Under and American Storm (they are, after all, wearing wedding veils covered with blinking penises), but the female versions of these revues are usually so bad that they make you feel like you stumbled into an impromptu talent show at a strip club.

Sure the girls are topless and usually attractive, but the costumes are cheap, the choreography is horrible, the singing is often gut-wrenching, the cocktail service is painstakingly slow, and the crowd looks like the type that you would expect to find at this sort of thing. X Burlesque fits the bill on all accounts.

The only plus on the night that I stopped into the show was that the performers took time to meet-and-greet the audience after the show. Nice girls, awful show.

- Jack Colton


Haha, I couldn't agree more! I'm planning my bachelorette party right now (for end of May) and the only options I see are those male revues. So Jack, can you help? Are there any male strip clubs in Vegas? What's a girl to do for her bachelorette party?

2/5 Stars.

While your wife may be convinced that this is a great option for "guy's night out," you'll find it a lot cheaper and less painful to just save face and make your way over to a strip club for the real thing. You do the math: Lap dance at the Rhino, $20. Tickets to this show and no lap dance, $54.

Let's all face it, there is a certain level of anticipated cheesiness that makes it completely acceptable for middle-aged women and bachelorette parties to find themselves going buck wild at male revues like Thunder from Down Under and American Storm (they are, after all, wearing wedding veils covered with blinking penises), but the female versions of these revues are usually so bad that they make you feel like you stumbled into an impromptu talent show at a strip club.

Sure the girls are topless and usually attractive, but the costumes are cheap, the choreography is horrible, the singing is often gut-wrenching, the cocktail service is painstakingly slow, and the crowd looks like the type that you would expect to find at this sort of thing. X Burlesque fits the bill on all accounts.

The only plus on the night that I stopped into the show was that the performers took time to meet-and-greet the audience after the show. Nice girls, awful show.

- Jack Colton


Haha, I couldn't agree more! I'm planning my bachelorette party right now (for end of May) and the only options I see are those male revues. So Jack, can you help? Are there any male strip clubs in Vegas? What's a girl to do for her bachelorette party?

Absolutely, Sapphire has a show called "Men of Sapphire" that goes back and forth between shows and the performers more or less being strippers for a few hours. I think Palomino has something similar. Obviously not my scene, but I used to work with them. haha

Absolutely, Sapphire has a show called "Men of Sapphire" that goes back and forth between shows and the performers more or less being strippers for a few hours. I think Palomino has something similar. Obviously not my scene, but I used to work with them. haha

Is this the untold Jack Colton story? If so, let's hear it...:D

Absolutely, Sapphire has a show called "Men of Sapphire" that goes back and forth between shows and the performers more or less being strippers for a few hours. I think Palomino has something similar. Obviously not my scene, but I used to work with them. haha

Is this the untold Jack Colton story? If so, let's hear it...:D

Stop hitting on him Nyce!