Part II (http://forums.jackcolton.com/showpost.php?p=39853&postcount=25)

Part III (http://forums.jackcolton.com/showpost.php?p=39853&postcount=172)


Part IV - Fin (http://forums.jackcolton.com/showpost.php?p=48344&postcount=177)

Okay, why not? This will come in small installments because I get really busy with work and life, but I'm sick and can't hit up the gym, so why not?

Here's a sanitized (for reason I won't get into here) version of my trip. Please follow the cues as you read if your iPod is available:

Song: I'm The Ish (Kanye Remix)
Friday:

3 PM: Bosses are gone from work, finishing up a pitchbook. I'm waiting for my buddy to call me back since we're supposed to meet up and catch BART (the train) together to the airport.

We soon meet up, drink a couple beers, rendez-vous with another friend on BART itself, and then meet with another friend at the airport.

The thing worth knowing about me is that I'm a very awkward person. I don't mean socially-awkward; I'm actually very social and am not shy at all. I just have certain habits - I lose control of the volume of my voice when I'm excited, I make sudden jerky movements, and am 100% willing to embarrass myself for a good story.

We head through security and, even after putting all my metallic objects in the damn tray, I set off the alarm. I go back, and walk through again. Same thing. One more time of this and the officer tells me he's going to have to scan me personally. For some reason, he thinks he should put me in the clear box. My buddies can clearly see this as they're waiting for me (also, please note, the flight is about ten minutes from taking off).

I tried talking to the officer, but he just made me stay in there. Then, he went to scan me in the corner. He kept telling me to lift my arms, but I couldn't do it normally. I looked like I was surrendering to a routine airport check. I thought it was dumb, but my buddies decided to take pictures and upload it on facebook. The pitfalls of technology. Thank you, iPhone

8 PM: Finally land and it's Vegas time! There are four of us at this point and three more waiting for us at the Venetian. We grab a cab and head to the hotel. Somehow, we manage to grab the most sinfully boring cab driver alive. He spent about ten minutes, no joke, talking about the camera in his car without any intonations in his voice.

Sorry, did I say he's a cab driver? He's a cab driver / realtor / pimp. He then proceeds to tell stories about girls and what they'll do for us. I have not heard anyone so unexcited talking about sex... ever. Imagine the teacher from Ferris Buehler saying this: "You can get a handjob.... or a blowjob... or even sex from these girls" and you have our driver.

8:30 We escape from the cab driver and get dressed in our suite, which was booked for one, but we put seven people in there anyway, because we're cheap. So we start blasting the music...

Switch to The Good Life - Kanye West Ft T-Pain

We pound shots as we get ready for dinner at the Tao Restaurant (yes, guys, this actually works). Quick pro-trip: when you drink as much as I do, straight shots, especially from warm bottles start to induce gag reflexes. How do I make shots go down 100x more easily? Lime juice! Add a splash to any shot and... BAM!... you can take it down like you're a freshman in college again.

Run downstairs, wrecking havoc through the casino of the Venetian. On the way, one friend runs into a cocktail waitress, who then drops all her drinks on the ground. Visibly pissed off, she starts yelling at him, when another friend comes up to her and yells "It's YOUR fault!" and walks away.

Make it to Tao and attempt to fulfill our goal of eating here cheaply and making it into the club. This worked out even better than we imagined - we ate dinner there (interspersed by a trip back to the room to pound several more shots, of course), spent less than $35/person, and got into the nightclub free and without waiting in line (since we entered around 10 PM). The best part is we got our hands stamped, which we used to, what else, go back to the room and pre-party some more.

This time, we go all out and finish most of our bottle that we brought and jump to Tao, skipping line, even all the hot girls there. Clearly, we had to show this fact off to them, which was appreciated greatly (read: much flipping off occurred).

The club is still relatively empty at 11 PM, so we roam around. Apparently the rooftop is closed off for bottle service. Normally, I'd have no interest in going up there, but since it's so exclusive, I just follow a group that has bottle service and all seven of us end up there at the bar. It's a beautiful and clear night, so we grab some Bud Light Limes and toast to the night ahead.

Now the club is popping, so we head back to the main dancefloor...

Switch to La La La La - LMFAO
So the dj starts lighting fire on the dancefloor and we're all dancing for a bit (or at least the guy version of dancing, which involves yelling lyrics out and possibly fist-bumping guido style). Soon, we decide to get closer to the girls around us.

Now, there had been rumours going around that I'm a bad wingman. This is clearly unacceptable, since I am an awesome wingman (pretty simple logic - I don't hook up at clubs and I look like a decent guy, so I bring some legitimacy and won't fight for the hotter girl). So we find two Indian chicks - one that's cute, the other that probably downs samosas like I down shots (ie she's fat). So I dance with her so my friend can dance with the cute one. Later, these girls accuse us of stealing their wallets.

LMFAO comes on stage, rocks the world, we down some Jaegar Bombs, chat up girls, etc.

Finally, the night is coming to a close around 3 AM, so we head out. I get a little separated from the group, so I'm heading out. The bouncer stops me near the exit and says "Are you heading out?"

So he drags me outside to the back exit and says "I need to ask you a few questions", none of which were consequential. Then, he draws Xs on my wrists, as I get thrown out of a club that I was leaving anyway... WTF?

I apparently decide that this would be an awesome time to play blackjack, my favourite game. So we head to Palazzo, which has $25 minimum tables (way above what I wanted). Two hands later, I just lost $50 (about five Coronas). Guess it's time to call it a night?

[Editor Note: In retrospect, it doesn't sound that crazy. It's kinda tough to describe what happens inside the club. Good thing tomorrow has tons of out-of-club action!]

You just set a new bar for writing TR's. I loved having music to read with it. It really sets the mood and feel. I can't wait for the next one! Will we get to see some pictures with it? Or is that only for facebook?

better late than never! Nice job so far

Haha, I don't think my friends would appreciate pictures (I can post my picture with LMFAO, though, I don't care). Stupid internet is public record these days

Let's analyse the facts: One, you were accused of stealing some girls' wallets at the club. Two, you got kicked out of the club. One plus two equals shady!

Haha, I don't think my friends would appreciate pictures (I can post my picture with LMFAO, though, I don't care). Stupid internet is public record these days

I'll take it! Those concerts with them looked crazy.

Let's analyse the facts: One, you were accused of stealing some girls' wallets at the club. Two, you got kicked out of the club. One plus two equals shady!

haha, so it's an ongoing thing that I get kicked out of clubs for nonsensical reasons. Never for causing trouble or being too drunk or anything. This is just another example of that!

Here's me with LMFAO. Notice how I ignored every single person's piece of advice and wore a tie on my first night.

PS: a video from inside Tao with LMFAO performing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2_zuzUseEQ

That needs to be your new Avatar picture. I like the tie you didn't look like a waiter to me. I heard that song on the radio this weekend and they replaced the Vegas part with our city but it sounded like someone recorded it in the bathroom. It wasn't even them....it sucked.:rolleyes:

Haha, thanks.

Yeah, they do a version of that song for every city... even Boise has its own version!

nice.............

Dude, Do you talk fast? for some reason I'm reading your TR and i just hear your voice and it's like you are talking really fast..weird...

hahaha Downed Samosas huh? Which did you end up hanging out with?
So that was the night when you saw LMFAO... I was still at home sleeping :)

nice tr. leep them coming.

Good TR so far. Nice touch with the background music. Sorry to hear that you got accused of stealing some chics wallets thats fucked up. No worries about the Black X it just means that you had an Xtremly Good Time:D Keep the Report coming.

Nice TR so far keep it coming... and +1 to the music is a nice touch

Dude, Do you talk fast? for some reason I'm reading your TR and i just hear your voice and it's like you are talking really fast..weird...
Haha, only when I tell stories like these. So many details, so little time!

hahaha Downed Samosas huh? Which did you end up hanging out with?

None. After the cute one turned away, I bailed out of the fat one like a marine out of a burning plane.

Also, to clarify, I did not actually steal anyone's wallets. Promise.

None. After the cute one turned away, I bailed out of the fat one like a marine out of a burning plane.



Lol i would've done the same.. So did you meet a lot of desi on the trip?

Shockingly, very few.

Only those two girls that night and two girls on Saturday night (details of this encounter, and of how much of a jerk I can be, coming up).

Shockingly, very few.

Only those two girls that night and two girls on Saturday night (details of this encounter, and of how much of a jerk I can be, coming up).

Looking forward to the jerk moment those are usually my fav's since I always set them as a new standard for myself... I don't mean to but it just happens

Alcohol makes one do awesome things.

Dude, Do you talk fast? for some reason I'm reading your TR and i just hear your voice and it's like you are talking really fast..weird...

I was reading it the same exact way. like he's talking really fast because he's so excited about it all

Ok, perhaps I missed something, why was it that you got kicked out? Was it in connection with the girls that accused you of stealing their wallets?

Or was it that you werent rolling with bluebear?!?

Okay, I'm bored at work. Here comes part two:

(Slip in "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas)
Wake up Saturday morning, all of us are really hungover from the night prior. Wake up, wander around, gamble, etc. Watch some college football, place some bets (the spread for the Florida-Charleston Southern game was +63, so clearly, we put tons of cash on it).

Hit up Tao Beach, decide it's too crowded and we're all over LMFAO, so we go to the Venetian pool instead and hang out with some Bud Light Limes. A few friends are impressed by the concept of buoyancy (the idea that a half empty bottle can float in water, whereas a full one cannot). Meanwhile, this one very ripped African-American dude walks across the pool and, seriously, every single person the pool (dude or chick) is staring at him. I'd say he was a college football player, but this was Gameday.

We watch some more games, hang out, miss the JC meetup, then decide the best plan for pre-gaming is to order Pizza Hut, drink, and watch the Cal game (man, remember when Cal was good?), so we do exactly that. My buddy and I run down to Walgreens, pick up some cups, mixers, and a giant industrial-sized Red Bull for me (I'm getting old).

(Switch to "Down" by Jay Sean)
As we get the pizza from the delivery man, we're the only two at the room and we're waiting outside for our friends, who have the only room keys, to show up. In the meantime, we get excited because Florida only won by 61 points = EASY $$$$

While waiting outside, this one gorgeous chick was walking down the hall, complaining she can't get Advil. I brought some Motrin with me, so I offer and she comes in (actually, she waited outside with us while our buddies came back). Her friend follows and, damn, she has a beach-ready body. We know this because she was wearing her bikini in my room.

Normally, I can have a tendency to be really obnoxious to chicks we just meet in this situation, but I decided not to be a clockbock and instead be nice to them, chat them up, etc. They invite us to go to XS with them, but, hey, there's no way seven guys are going to get in. Plus, we have our party bus to worry about!

We pre-game hard, watch Jahvid Best dominate, watch Kevin Riley play smart football (remember those times?!), and down some pizza. Life is great and we're all very drunk at this point. Clearly, it's time to head out -- first destination is Rouge at the MGM.

(Put on "Run This Town" by Jay Z)

We decide that taking a cab would be a waste of money and clearly, the MGM is only a couple minutes away from the Venetian. Drinks to go in red cups in hand (I LOVE VEGAS), with a bottle of Malibu on the side, we wander down the strip. Along the way, we piss about every single person off (and, believe me, this is a tough feat to accomplish in Vegas). We harass the sleazy peope handing out those prostitute cards, yell random stuff at strangers, and take shots out of the bottle (Malibu isn't glass) in the middle of the street. I saw a man dressed as a Pooh Bear somewhere on the strip, and decided to snap a picture with him (will post this when I get back home) and basically attack him with a giant bear hug. His promoter told me not to strangle him.

We finally get to Rouge a little later than anticipated, but who the hell cares?!

It's our bro's birthday, so we made a nice plan - buy him a shot or a drink every half hour. It started at Rouge with their awesome "Buy One Drink Get One Free" specials. Rouge was basically empty except us, but with cheap drinks, who the hell cares?! We pounded shots, scooby snacks, everything, then it's time to migrate onto Tabu.

(Time for "Troublemaker" by Akon)

So I've heard people here talk about how much they enjoy Tabu, but I'm not quite sure I understand. It's a pretty chill place, but the music was all electronic and not the kind that's enjoyable. So we instead decide that we should get even drunker and get the birthday boy drunkest and switch up to AMFs. Whoops.

One friend got into an argument with a Vietnamese tool in a vest. Apparently, the guys thought he was a bouncer and my friend played along with it and took money. This did not please security and friend got kicked out. Clearly, the solution at this point was to surround the Vietnamese man and talk with him. So five of us are around him, while one friend talks to his girlfriend and hits on her (later, we find out he was actually just telling her how much trouble he is in). He summarily gives us his number and invites us to do blow in the bathroom. No, I'm sadly not kidding.

So we're over Tabu and it's midnight of our bro's birthday, so we get him ANOTHER shot in the casino and celebrate loudly. It's time to hit up Rum Jungle and finally see what this bus is.

Now, the party bus is basically a tour bus with partiers on it. It was lame. We were definitely having the most fun, but the rest of the people on the bus were too down to be excited. Plus, they serve you shots on the bus (our hostess was hot, fyi), but it was disgusting Popov's in some sort of a cosmo and it was warm. Screw that.

So now we head onto Rumjungle... oh damnit, time to go back to work. Will post Part III a lot more quickly than Part II!

Ok, perhaps I missed something, why was it that you got kicked out? Was it in connection with the girls that accused you of stealing their wallets?

I actually still do not know to this date. I just got kicked out for fun.

I've said it once, I'll say it again....I love reading your TR to the music. Thanks!

However it lead me to listening to "Don't stop believing" from Journey. :D

Haha, that song will appear in a future section of the TR!

As promised, here is me attacking a Pooh bear on the strip

thats bluebears cousin

omg what a funny ass TR...somosa's lololol.....

where in cali are u from? bay area? alllll the desi's live there

Nice trip report! can't wait to read the rest

where in cali are u from? bay area? alllll the desi's live there

Yes maam, but from SF, not from Fremont.

Glad to hear some people are enjoying these. It's fun to write (type?) them out.

He summarily gives us his number and invites us to do blow in the bathroom. No, I'm sadly not kidding.


so did you end up doin blow? :D

im enjoying the tr... i like the added touch with the music... im on youtube following your ques ... a little too many switches on music in part two... looking forward to reading the rest.

Definitely did not do blow haha

Part III will have fewer music switches, thanks for the suggestion.

loving the TR so far. can't wait to read the rest.

Definitely did not do blow haha

Part III will have fewer music switches, thanks for the suggestion.

Aww I like all the music changes. :(

Hmm, this is a tough decision.

Readers?

I just skip the music switches. Mainly because I don't recognize any of the songs.

That makes me sad.

I highly recommend youtubing them and exposing yourself to these songs. Well, if you're into that kind of music, I suppose.

That makes me sad.

I highly recommend youtubing them and exposing yourself to these songs. Well, if you're into that kind of music, I suppose.

I can't say that I am.

HEAVY METAL OR NO METAL AT ALL
WIMPS AND POSERS LEAVE THE HALL

That makes me sad.

I highly recommend youtubing them and exposing yourself to these songs. Well, if you're into that kind of music, I suppose.

lol i have fam in marin county...love the bay area i go there all the time...especially for chaat from berkeley lol

Vik's Chaat House?

I went to school at Cal -- four years of that place.

Looks like you need a bear av too then. I've got just the one:

http://www.daydeal.com/files/images5/cal_berkeley_golden_bears_s.jpg

Vik's Chaat House?

I went to school at Cal -- four years of that place.

where in the bay are u???

where in the bay are u???

Now I work in San Francisco; FiDi

Looks like you need a bear av too then. I've got just the one:

http://www.daydeal.com/files/images5/cal_berkeley_golden_bears_s.jpg

That looks pretty sick. I like it.

Now I work in San Francisco; FiDi

oh i see :)

Now I work in San Francisco; FiDi

im moving to san fran prob next year...love it there

I love this city a ton.

I might flirt with cities like Chicago and NY and they're fun places, but I can't live anywhere else.

Vik's Chaat House?

I went to school at Cal -- four years of that place.

I'm a fellow golden bear myself!!!!!

love bay area boys <3

Hey bond! I forgot to ask .. are you a Jaat bro?

I'm actually Hindu myself - no Jatt in me.

I would type out the rest of mtrip report now, but I'm potentially too drunk for this and it won't make any sense.1

I'm actually Hindu myself - no Jatt in me.

I would type out the rest of mtrip report now, but I'm potentially too drunk for this and it won't make any sense.1

Thats cool! I m Jaat Sikh .. atleast my parents are. Hindu weddings I have to admit do take way too long though

Thats cool! I m Jaat Sikh .. atleast my parents are. Hindu weddings I have to admit do take way too long though

im sunni..does anyone care? prob not :(

im sunni..does anyone care? prob not :(

whats a sunni?

whats a sunni?

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whats a sunni?

http://wiihd.wdfiles.com/local--files/news:110908-the-internet-dies-laughing/picard.jpg

You are a rhyme master

Those aren't my phat rhymez, yo. They're Manowar's.

im moving to san fran prob next year...love it there

Are you going there so you can get medical marijuana for MS?

Thats cool! I m Jaat Sikh .. atleast my parents are. Hindu weddings I have to admit do take way too long though
True story - Sikh weddings are the best.

Punjabi weddings, though, carry across everywhere.

whats a sunni?

It's what it always is in Philadelphia.

Are you going there so you can get medical marijuana for MS?

111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

It's what it always is in Philadelphia.

haaahah funny

It's what it always is in Philadelphia.

hahaha I m still trying to figure out what that is :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunni_Islam

Will try to do part three tomorrow.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunni_Islam

Will try to do part three tomorrow.

Hmm I see.. I guess she was under the assumption that we knew it was islamic :)

Hmm I see.. I guess she was under the assumption that we knew it was islamic :)

You weren't by chance involved in the planning of the Iraq war, were you?

You weren't by chance involved in the planning of the Iraq war, were you?

hahahahaahahahh u kill me barrelo

Hmm I see.. I guess she was under the assumption that we knew it was islamic :)

To be fair, India does have the second largest Muslim population in the world (true fact - #1 is Indonesia).

Hmm I see.. I guess she was under the assumption that we knew it was islamic :)

lol i honestly thought u guys knew what sunni was..whoopsie

To be fair, India does have the second largest Muslim population in the world (true fact - #1 is Indonesia).

im surprised u had to google sunni...

im surprised u had to google sunni...

Hey, Googling is my job :D

im surprised u had to google sunni...

I didn't google it... I'm quite familiar with Islam as a religion and most of its sects (Sunni, Shi'a, Sufi, Ismali, etc.). I only pulled up the wikipedia page for royale's reference.

I didn't google it... I'm quite familiar with Islam as a religion and most of its sects (Sunni, Shi'a, Sufi, Ismali, etc.). I only pulled up the wikipedia page for royale's reference.

OH I SEE...

u should come down2 nyc

Hey, Googling is my job :D

have u ever been2 new york ?

i think u guys should all come down2 nyc and hang out with me

OH I SEE...

u should come down2 nyc

Too cold. Come to SF.

Too cold. Come to SF.

The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco :D

The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco :D

hahaha i agree

Too cold. Come to SF.

lol

hey can u mail me some tully's coffee ill send u a check lol......have u ever tried their coffee? its freaking amazing......i just ran out :mad: i wish they had it here in new york

You weren't by chance involved in the planning of the Iraq war, were you?

Yes I might have :) I unflowered their 17 virgins on accident

Yes I might have :) I unflowered their 17 virgins on accident

u should write a TR about it...

lol

hey can u mail me some tully's coffee ill send u a check lol......have u ever tried their coffee? its freaking amazing......i just ran out :mad: i wish they had it here in new york

Yeah, there's a Tully's right down the street. It's quite good.

PM me if you actually want some.

have u ever been2 new york ?

Nope. It is on the list of things to see along with Paris. I would like to go see Canada too since it is so close.

Yeah, there's a Tully's right down the street. It's quite good.

PM me if you actually want some.

I LOVEEEEEEEEEE TULLYS <3

Nope. It is on the list of things to see along with Paris. I would like to go see Canada too since it is so close.

You mustt come2 nyc...

i have never been2 paris...maybe next year...

im dying to go 2 ibiza

Yeah, there's a Tully's right down the street. It's quite good.

PM me if you actually want some.

ok do u want me to send u a tshirt "i Love NY" lol

Blue Bottle Coffee is the best SF has to offer. I don't know where else it's available.

Blue Bottle Coffee is the best SF has to offer. I don't know where else it's available.

im going to pull a SoCal and google it..

im going to pull a SoCal and google it..

http://bluebottlecoffee.net/

Only for people who like actual coffee, not that triple caramel extra soy with chocolate whipped cream frappacinos that kids drink these days.

http://bluebottlecoffee.net/

Only for people who like actual coffee, not that triple caramel extra soy with chocolate whipped cream frappacinos that kids drink these days.

I Like my coffee black no sugar or cream....how do u like urs?

http://members.tripod.com/simranbal_1/jatts_do_it.jpg

How about some of this in your coffee bond? :)

You mustt come2 nyc...

i have never been2 paris...maybe next year...

im dying to go 2 ibiza

I'm dying to go 2 ibiza too.

It's in my list of things to do. Vegas was in there too. Now it's in my list of things to do (yearly).

http://members.tripod.com/simranbal_1/jatts_do_it.jpg

How about some of this in your coffee bond? :)

Hahaha, nice. Johnny Walker is the official drink of Punjab.

I Like my coffee black no sugar or cream....how do u like urs?
Black coffee is definitely my fave:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqNqcoLhWv0

I'm dying to go 2 ibiza too.

It's in my list of things to do. Vegas was in there too. Now it's in my list of things to do (yearly).

my friends and i are actually planning to go to ibiza next year..u should come lol

Black coffee is definitely my fave:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqNqcoLhWv0

omg i cant stop laughing..airplane!! that movie kills me...............

Blue Bottle Coffee is the best SF has to offer. I don't know where else it's available.

so is blue bottle better than tullys?

so is blue bottle better than tullys?

100%. I would go there every single day if it were open at 5 am and were closer than six blocks away.

Hahaha, nice. Johnny Walker is the official drink of Punjab.

You got that right lol A johnny walker hangover is one that lasts a few days.

You got that right lol A johnny walker hangover is one that lasts a few days.

True. But, oh the drunk you get off of it at a Punjabi wedding creates stories that last a lifetime.

True. But, oh the drunk you get off of it at a Punjabi wedding creates stories that last a lifetime.

Thats for sure! Reminds me that during my last Punjabi wedding I attended, the men all gathered up everyone to bust out the liquors all during the ceremony. They just couldn't wait until its over. This only happens at a Punjabi wedding :)

Thats for sure! Reminds me that during my last Punjabi wedding I attended, the men all gathered up everyone to bust out the liquors all during the ceremony. They just couldn't wait until its over. This only happens at a Punjabi wedding :)

punjabi weddings are funn...our weddings, def no liquor lol

punjabi weddings are funn...our weddings, def no liquor lol

no liquor at your wedding? take me off the nyc and nycz wedding invite list...

no liquor at your wedding? take me off the nyc and nycz wedding invite list...

No way. You'll want to be sober so you don't miss a thing. It'll be like the wedding in November Rain.

She jsut blew her cover as far as playing it single

She jsut blew her cover as far as playing it single

I'm pretty sure "our weddings" was referring to Muslim wedding in general.

Or I just assume things that are incorrect.

Screw this, let's just drink more.

punjabi weddings are funn...our weddings, def no liquor lol

Reason #148 to marry a Punjabi.

no liquor at your wedding? take me off the nyc and nycz wedding invite list...

lol yea suckssssss

Reason #148 to marry a Punjabi.

haha whats reason #1?

haha whats reason #1?

You're talking to him right now...

NAILED IT!

And Part III: (Part II if you missed it (http://forums.jackcolton.com/showpost.php?p=39853&postcount=25))

(Put on "Written On Her" by Jay Sean)

So I left off with us getting to Rum Jungle on the Night of the Party Bus.

Within five minutes, the birthday boy is done for the night and gets kicked out. Clearly, between all the shots we have fed him, it's too much for him to handle. A friend goes to take care of him, then decides that instead of letting him boot it out, he'll just take the birthday boy home. Next thing I know, they're both being chase through the back kitchen of some restaurant across from Rum Jungle. Deciding that I'm clearly not needed in this situation, I head back in.

Three friends decide to go gamble instead of "clubbing" at Rumjungle. I use that term loosely because, of course, Rumjungle is not a club. It's a bar with gogo dancers above everyone, which is actually pretty cool to look at. By now, I'm ready for clubbing and kinda sick of lounges and stuff -- IT'S VEGAS!

So my friend P and I grab mojitos. It's my favourite rum-based drink, but somehow, they manage to screw it up. I have yet to figure out how. I go to grab a mai-tai soon after and ask for something other than Bacardi in my beverage, but clearly, the bartender fails again. What is going on in this place!!

I look over the crowd and it's all guys and fatties and I'm there with one friend. Clearly, prospects here aren't too great, so we just chill it out and head on over to Christian Audigier at TI.

Now, if you remember from earlier, there were some hot chicks that stopped by our hotel room. One of them described CA as "Tool Academy". If only I knew how right she was (and if only we were a smaller group of guys, we could have gone with them to XS!)

(Switch to "Shake My" by Three Six Mafia)
So we jump on the party bus and head towards TI hotel, down two people. We convince one of our friends that the bus-provided shots are awesome and feed him all of ours, to great profit (he ended up drink about six shots of cosmo shots).

We head to Christian Audiger with a bottle of Malibu, but the hostess is leaving and we're stuck with a problem -- what do we do with this full bottle? A friend has a brainwave and puts the bottle in a trash can in the closed food court, claiming that we can pick it up later.

Head inside the club, scope out the scene -- it's full of a bunch of tools, but because it is LDW, there are a decent number of girls here, so it could potentially be a solid option.

Unfortunately, cosmo boy gets lost and cannot find the club (I once again have no idea how this is possible). Two buddies leave to take care of birthday boy, so it's just P and me here. Not wanting a repeat of Rumjungle, I decide to enjoy this semi-club. First, we wander outside and enjoy the patio. The weather is perfect, so I nab a drink and, in the process, lose P, who will not respond to texts.

I wander back inside the club and see him, very drunk, just staring. So I suggest we hit on girls for fun, a proposition he agrees to. It clearly does not work. We find two Indian chicks on the dance floor and he tries to dance with them, but we both get rejected to great hilarity. Whatever, it's all in good fun. So we wander around a little bit, I get excited when they play Jay Sean's "Eyes on You" (a track of his that was way popular in the UK before "Down" came out here), then we head out.

(Put on "Replay" by Sean Kingston)
First, I stop by the food court, but the cleaning lady stops me from entering. I storm by her without saying anything and reach into the (thankfully) non-used trash can. I feel around, but there's nothing there (guys, how many times have you used that phrase the night after hooking up?). The cleaning lady promptly informs me that my friend picked it up already. That plan apparently worked.

Out of the seven of us, six of us are accounted for, but one is missing. So we head outside the club and see the Indian chicks from the club by the dock. The moment after went like this:

Me: P, you wanna cuss them out?
P: Okay.
P (to girls): You girls want to go to a strip club with us?
Girls: uh... no...

Clearly, he misheard "cuss them out" as something else, so I bust in

Me: P, leave them alone... it's Saturday night and I really don't think they want to go back to work now.

That shut the girls up and bought back some of our pride. Ladies, sorry, I can be a jerk at times, but I'm a nice guy on the inside... promise.

I call the missing buddy and he finally picks up. "I'm outside Walgreens," he shouts, "and I have no clue how I got here."

"Wait there!" I shout, "We're right across the street."

So I see him in front of Walgreens with two bottles of alcohol in his hands. In one hand, he has a bottle of Patron; in the other, a bottle of Sake.

Me: "What the hell?!"
Friend: "I have no clue how I got these..."

I decide it's best not to ask and instead, we start taking shots in the middle of the street. Apparently, it was nice sake, but I wasn't impressed. So I buy a Vitamin Water to help me prevent a hangover tomorrow by hydrating.

On the way back through the hotel, I'm double-fisting Vitamin water and Patron, shouting through the halls, at any group of girls passing by "I'VE GOT THEM DIAMONDS ON MY NECK... GOT PATRON IN MY HAND". Trust me, using this as a tactic made a lot more sense in my head then than it does now. The sad part is girls actually stopped to talk, but we were too drunk to realise, so we just kept walking.

Get back to the room, make some choice drunk dials, forget to drink my Vitamin Water (whoops), and summarily pass the hell out before 4 AM.

Part IV coming soon!

Yet again great TR with great music. I use your TR's as my personal music suggestion list. Hope you don't mind. I find the songs you suggest on youtube while reading it and then add them to my ipod.

Haha, I'm glad you enjoy my taste in music.

I may start linking to the song on youtube to make it easier. Thanks for the tip.

PS, if you're liking the Jay Sean stuff -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epck2rWOnFI Brand new from him.

I liked that one. I enjoy Sean Paul so having him on there was just a bonus for me. Oh forgot to post about those girls. Really they wouldn't even dance one song? Please....

I dunno, maybe they though we were shady?

I'm not sure about my friend's intentions, but I had no bad intentions.

I dunno, maybe they though we were shady?

I'm not sure about my friend's intentions, but I had no bad intentions.

Are you going in May I'll dance with you. That is if Nyczdoll will share her coffee dealer with me. I can behave myself and not dance hoochie. :D

Haha, deal! I'm the least threatening guy you can meet at a club. Dancing at a club to me really entails jumping up and down and shouting out lyrics.

Hell, I'll go out of my way to not be shady. Apparently at Tao, there were two chicks trying to dance with me and I backed away completely from them just to not be shady.

PS, I updated this, guys... the thread is no longer just a bunch of random bs:

http://forums.jackcolton.com/showpost.php?p=42185&postcount=117

Brilliant idea with the trash can, my drunk dumb ass would probably have passed it around and tried to finish it.
"I have no clue how I got these..." that's awesome.

Brilliant idea with the trash can, my drunk dumb ass would probably have passed it around and tried to finish it.


lol I'm pretty sure we would have all ended up like the birthday boy if we tried that!

Are you going in May I'll dance with you. That is if Nyczdoll will share her coffee dealer with me. I can behave myself and not dance hoochie. :D

lol sharing is caring

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I am confused and don't know what to say!

You win this one!

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LOL well i guess that was bound to happen sooner or later

I am confused and don't know what to say!

You win this one!

lololol....bluebear's computer had a virus this week..so the 111111's are not him typing..its SoCal

You guys........

You guys........

i'm ready for part 4 homey

i'm ready for part 4 homey

As long as someone's reading it, aite! Part IV (Fin) coming asap!

As long as someone's reading it, aite! Part IV (Fin) coming asap!

or does he just want more music cues :) nice TR buddy

As long as someone's reading it, aite! Part IV (Fin) coming asap!

i like the bottle trick..

lol +1 for not stooping low to talk to the fatties and +2 for cussing those hoes out

I thought you were going to start out by saying , "Teri Bhen Chod... "

The Trash Can Trick was very Bond of you.

lol!! oh dear.

UEJ knows a few words in punjabi :)

lol +1 for not stooping low to talk to the fatties and +2 for cussing those hoes out

I thought you were going to start out by saying , "Teri Bhen Chod... "

That wuold've been the perfect line cause it's one of the few times where lines like that are completely necessary.

UEJ knows a few words in punjabi :)

Of course he knows some punjabi.... incase you missed it he does live in Vancouver and that's a BMW (Brown Man's World)

Anybody want to translate so we Anglos can join in on the fun?

Anybody want to translate so we Anglos can join in on the fun?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=teri+bhen+chod

Of course he knows some punjabi.... incase you missed it he does live in Vancouver and that's a BMW (Brown Man's World)

haha so I m guessing the white girls are all scared to hang out in Vancouver huh

I already tried that. It turned up nothing useful. Did you think I'd be so easily hoist by my own petard?

I already tried that. It turned up nothing useful. Did you think I'd be so easily hoist by my own petard?

hahahah it basically means "F Your Sister or Sister F'er"

Anybody want to translate so we Anglos can join in on the fun?

haha its a badddddddddd word in punjabi..ignore that..

but "kuthi" means beautiful...thats all u need2know

haha its a badddddddddd word in punjabi..ignore that..

but "kuthi" means beautiful...thats all u need2know

hahaha hello Kuthi

hahaha hello Kuthi

hey kutha how r u?

hey kutha how r u?

nothing much khanjri

nothing much khanjri

lol the last person2 call me that was my mom

punjabi's have the most disgusting curse words ever lol

lol the last person2 call me that was my mom

punjabi's have the most disgusting curse words ever lol

lol thats why its great to know them. Your mom cusses you out in Punjabi?

lol thats why its great to know them. Your mom cusses you out in Punjabi?

moms punjabi

lol thats why its great to know them. Your mom cusses you out in Punjabi?

and yes she used to..lol...i luvvv using the curse words

and yes she used to..lol...i luvvv using the curse words

im sure you do :rolleyes:

You guys are so cute.

haha so I m guessing the white girls are all scared to hang out in Vancouver huh

finding a white girl in vancouver is like finding a polar bear in Uganda

finding a white girl in vancouver is like finding a polar bear in Uganda

No kidding? How about in Toronto?

No kidding? How about in Toronto?

Toronto theres a lot... ppl say were kinda like a little New York and after being there I guess it kinda fits like we have all the concentrated area's like Little Itay, China Town, Jewish town, Gerrard St (India Town) before Brampton which is basically like Vancouver meaning you'll see some white ppl but those are only the ones left over from before all the Punjabi ppl took over.

So depending on which area your gonna find everybody which is why I like it here cause the way we have diversity here because you don't find anything like it in most of the world

finding a white girl in vancouver is like finding a polar bear in Uganda

LOL that's a bit of an over-exaggeration. There are still underground clubs where the white people get together to have a good time. You'll always find a few at the back of the bus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Vancouver_census_2006_pie_chart_visible_minor ities_population_characteristics.png

Toronto theres a lot... ppl say were kinda like a little New York and after being there I guess it kinda fits like we have all the concentrated area's like Little Itay, China Town, Jewish town, Gerrard St (India Town) before Brampton which is basically like Vancouver meaning you'll see some white ppl but those are only the ones left over from before all the Punjabi ppl took over.

So depending on which area your gonna find everybody which is why I like it here cause the way we have diversity here because you don't find anything like it in most of the world


Sounds like I need to go to the Toronto instead of Vancouver :) Atleast I know the Lakers play the Raptors once a year..so that on its own is worth it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Vancouver_census_2006_pie_chart_visible_minor ities_population_characteristics.png

lol I wonder what a not a visible minority means? All those are indians?

Sounds like I need to go to the Toronto instead of Vancouver :) Atleast I know the Lakers play the Raptors once a year..so that on its own is worth it.

Raptors are just disapointing please lets not speak of them. The Leafs are just a lost cause and most ppl here are idiots for paying so much to see them and I can't say Toronto is better since i've never been to Vancouver but I do want to go sometime soon

Raptors are just disapointing please lets not speak of them. The Leafs are just a lost cause and most ppl here are idiots for paying so much to see them and I can't say Toronto is better since i've never been to Vancouver but I do want to go sometime soon

Yea, the ticket prices are insanely hiked up. I was checking out some prices for a Sharks vs Leafs game, and the ticks are almost 10x the face value. Very similar to ticks to a Lakers game. They are always sold out for the year, and you have to buy them through brokers.

I dont' think rnjbond like the threadjacking :\

Haha, please, it's all good. Besides, it's a good reminder for me to finish up part IV (the last part) for a trip that happened a month-and-a-half ago!

I dont' think rnjbond like the threadjacking :\

Trust me royale and bond are prolly the most notorious thread jackers on this fourm so they can't complain if it happens to them lol :D

Trust me royale and bond are prolly the most notorious thread jackers on this fourm so they can't complain if it happens to them lol :D

True story.

But you'd still better pay attention to me when I finish this up!

True story.

But you'd still better pay attention to me when I finish this up!

Hes in the White Chocolate Optimum Nutrition Crew :D

Oh yea Bond.. that pack you ordered comes with an official Optimum Nutrition sports jug and some samplers. You gonna be pumping iron and drinking your shakes in style.

Hes in the White Chocolate Optimum Nutrition Crew :D

Oh yea Bond.. that pack you ordered comes with an official Optimum Nutrition sports jug and some samplers. You gonna be pumping iron and drinking your shakes in style.

Haha, nice, I'm excited for this to come through. So bored with my regular chocolate and vanilla flavours.

Haha, nice, I'm excited for this to come through. So bored with my regular chocolate and vanilla flavours.

The good thing about the chocolate is that you can spice it up. I toss in some nescafe instant coffee sometimes to make a mocha coffee shake..and other times I throw in some peanut butter. Its not too bad actually.

The good thing about the chocolate is that you can spice it up. I toss in some nescafe instant coffee sometimes to make a mocha coffee shake..and other times I throw in some peanut butter. Its not too bad actually.

Saturday mornings = milk, chocolate whey, banana, peanut butter, and a little ice. OMG so good.

Saturday mornings = milk, chocolate whey, banana, peanut butter, and a little ice. OMG so good.

It beats one of those Starbucks "wannabee" Protein shakes any day of the week! If you bring starbucks into my gym, you get laughed at.

I should probably finish this. Damn, this trip happened two months ago; aite, here we go...

Part IV - Fin (Part III if you missed it (http://forums.jackcolton.com/showpost.php?p=42185&postcount=117))

Drop "Throw It In The Bag" by Fabolous into your iTunes
Wake up to a text from a promoter I had been in touch with. He tells me that Fabolous is performing at Jet that night. Fabolous is a favourite of ours, especially "My Time", so I immediately try to rally the troops for this and we're all down. I start arranging the deals, but it's time for food now. We decide that we have to be touristy at least one day, so we head to Bellagio and hit up the buffet. Now, I'm vegetarian, so I only had half the choices, but it was a ridiculous amount of food available and we ate beyond belief for fun. Sadly, no one else was down for the $5 bottomless champagne :(

We head out of the Bellagio, watch the fountain show (never gets old), and head to the Planet Hollywood casino. Something about this place just instantly appeals to me -- it's very "Young Vegas" inside and really feels like an ideal casino for me. One of my friends decides we should all jump roulette tables and play on feelings, which works surprisingly well. Grab our cash, head to O'Shea's.

Put on "Dream Girl" by Akon
We heard they have beer pong tourneys here, along with cheap Blackjack tables, so we jump here. Sadly, all the beer pong tables are full, so we find a cheap blackjack table and start playing. During one game, putting $20 down, I basically rang the gamut of emotions, from triumphant wins, to crushing losses. In the end, betting is a losing proposition, so I ended up losing. :( Oh well...

Head back to the hotel and it's already evening time. Our plans to meet the promoter are solid, so we head to grab some chasers from the Walgreens near the Venetian before heading back to the room. I opine to my buddies that we really should grab some dinner before we head back so we can drink more. Naturally, this suggestion gets clearly shot down. No dinner and no naps? Oh well, we got a massage at Brookstones, which made up for the lack of sleep

Time for "What We Talkin' Bout" by Jay Z
Preparty time! It's the last night of our trip, so naturally, it means we go out the hardest. We have the Patron from the night before, along with a handle of Malibu rum available, and we just line up shots and keep taking them, while chasing it with a mixed drink. Mission = get drunk as quickly as possible.

Also, even though we're not high school girls, we have a tradition that on birthdays or on the last night of trips, we nab a sharpie and track how many drinks we've had on our forearms. At some point, this becomes a competition, but the best part is when you see it the next morning and wonder how it is physically possible to get to that number.

Head out the hotel, cause ruckus in the lobby, just as normal. It turns out that one friend put us down for a VIP table in the meantime, so now I have to blow off my promoter (sorry, buddy!) and go for a VIP table I wasn't too thrilled about in the first place. Oh well. So while we wait, someone else realises that we haven't eaten dinner yet...

Malibu bottle in hand, we cross the street. Obnoxiously drunk at this point, we decide to continue drinking straight out of the bottle. Thank you, Malibu, for making your bottles plastic!

Run across, eat a quick slice of pizza, when I get a call from one friend that we apparently left behind. Uh oh. So I buy him a slice and we head back. Five minutes later, we can't find my friend and he won't pick up his phone. Leave him some texts and head inside.

Sit down at our table, which is off to the side. I wasn't too happy, but we're all drunk at this point and I'm more worried about the buddy that wasn't with us. So we drink some more, try to get hold of him, nothing happens. The club is popping, but I'm too worried, so I grab the only other sane friend with us and we head out on our trip's little "Hangover"-style moment.

Hit up "Day 'N Nite"(original) by Kid Cudi
So we're both outside Treasure Island and can't find our friend. We go to security, express our concerns, try to describe him, and have people put a lookout for him.

Then, we wonder if he went back to the hotel, so we walk back to the Venetian, go to our room, talk to security, the whole bit, all while calling and texting him. Where the hell could he be? We consider filing a police report, but decide not to go that far.

We check the place where the rest of us ate (not the lost guy), and he's not there. In the meantime, we pass by a casino (can't remember which one) that was selling $1 beers. Naturally, my buzz has gone and I cannot resist a bargain. I grab two and pound them in about two minutes on the way back to Jet. Turns out we came back right in time to go watch FABO.

Here we go! "My Time" by Fabolous
"GO HARD... TODAY!" is how he opens up. Perfect, our favourite song. Guess what time it is? My my my time.

Fab has a great stage presence and really gets the crowd going. We were about ten feet away from the stage, which was awesome. At one point, I was close enough that I could have actually hit him (of course, I didn't) and we were all psyched. Hell, he sang all of our favourites -- My Time; Everything, Everyday, Everywhere; and Throw It In The Bag.

In the middle of this, I get a phone call.... it's the friend we were looking for. I pick it up and all he says is "Where are you guys?" non-chalantly. I try not to hurl my phone at the stage and instead tell him we'll meet up with him after Jet. Turns out in the five minutes since I talked to him while eating pizza, he passed out... outside the hotel. Standing up. For four hours. HOW THE HELL DOES THIS HAPPEN?! Actually, in retrospect, this is absolutely hilarious, though we were really worried at the time

Finally, his performance ends and we're all psyched up. I decide to grab another beer and we party it up at Jet for a little while longer before, well, the special surprise of the night...

"Outta Control" by Baby Bash
It's our friend's birthday party and we're in Vegas, so obviously, we have to go to a strip club. Our friend arranged for everything -- a limo there, comped cover, one free round of drinks, and a limo ride back at... Bada Bing? I'm sure it's no Rhino, but I really don't care.

We jump in the limo, beers in hand, and head to Bada Bing. I honestly don't frequent strip clubs, unless friends make me go (I know most guys say this, but I'm serious). We head inside and the place has about twenty strippers (mostly attractive, surprisingly), but we're basically the only people there. More for us?

We get our first round of Coronas. Naturally, everyone is more concerned with the strippers, so there's more beer for me. I basically had everyone's beer for them over the course of the night and got stupid drunk. I talk to some strippers, refuse lap dances, and instead decide to just be retarded with them. None of them like me :(

Head back to the room around 6 am, try to pack, pass the hell out.

End with "Memories" by Kid Cudi
Wake up the next morning. P and I have a flight back, so we grab our stuff, and head to the airport. I'm running on very little sleep at this point, and I am potentially still drunk from all those beers at the strip club, so I'm just silly the entire time in the airport. Naturally, I got stopped at security AGAIN and put into the box while they searched me. Hell, I didn't even have any metal on me!

During this time, I decided to call friends that weren't there and narrate stories from the night before, especially of our friend who passed out standing up. This is another tradition of mine from any trip -- retelling the stories while they're still fresh in my mind makes the trip that much more awesome in my head. Everyone in the security line is staring at me as I'm semi-yelling into my phone:
Me: "Guess what time it is?"
Friend: "Uh.. it's the same time zone ove.."
Me: "MY MY MY TIME"

Yeah, I'm ridiculous.

We grab some burritos at 360 Burritos, which leads to me cursing the burrito I was eating, in front of the staff (they were horrible). Finally, we board our flight, discuss our next big upcoming trip (Austin for Halloween... which happened a week-and-a-half ago!), look at the pictures on the camera, gossip, and remember our trip fondly.

Went back home and showered the Vegas off me. I no longer smelled like a bad combination of hair gel, cologne, cigarettes, alcohol, stripper, and heat.

And then the PVS set in the very next day at work...

Finished!

nicely done. we have some good writers on this forum. thats why I just post pics. :D

Yea, strip clubs are not for everyone. I just don't see the purpose of paying for something in which I can get for free, and in abundance anyway.

Haha, not everyone is studly enough to nab a hot girlfriend.

Plus, I will admit, strippers are kinda funny to talk to.

Nice TR...not sure I'd have wanted to meet you at your more raucous moments..but sounds like you had a lot of fun.
Must go back and read parts 1-3 now!

To be fair, as obnoxoius as I may be, I'm just as entertaining.

To be fair, as obnoxoius as I may be, I'm just as entertaining.

I'm sure you are ;)

Haha, not everyone is studly enough to nab a hot girlfriend.

Plus, I will admit, strippers are kinda funny to talk to.

now now .. go go dancers are not strippers :D

There's a difference?!

There's a difference?!

royale's just rationalizing cause his gf used to go go dance :)

Uh oh.

Time to slowly sneak out of here...

Also, to complement Part IV (in sig), here's a video of Fabolous performing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYu_4V6VF00

royale's just rationalizing cause his gf used to go go dance :)

Now she has moved on to arabic belly dancing :p

I'm going to bump my own threads just because I can.

haha isnt' there a rule against bumping your own thread?

I'd bump it

I'd bump it

I am sure you would...

haha isnt' there a rule against bumping your own thread?

I dunno, but I like attention

LOOK AT ME!!

I dunno, but I like attention

LOOK AT ME!!

haha you sound like Nycdollz now

haha you sound like Nycdollz now

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haha you sound like Nycdollz now

where did she get off to? she hasn't been around in ages...

where did she get off to? she hasn't been around in ages...

royale ran her off :(

royale ran her off :(

oh. not surprising.

bond, u would do something like this... psh.

btw, colts last night - AWESOME!

btw, colts last night - AWESOME!

NOT awesome.

NOT awesome.

+1 but the playoffs is what really counts and thats when they always see their dreams slip away. :D

+1 but the playoffs is what really counts and thats when they always see their dreams slip away. :D

only thing better than a Pats win is a loss for Manning :D

royale ran her off :(

To be fair, I think I had some responsibility for that.

PS, not a fan of either Colts or Pats, but Belichick still made the right call going for it.

royale ran her off :(

hey no one is suppose to know that.. she ran 'herself' off :)

To be fair, she's not a girl; there are none on the internet.

To be fair, she's not a girl; there are none on the internet.

thats true... its too complicated to use for them :)

thats true... its too complicated to use for them :)

The internet is harder to use than a car and we saw what happened when women were allowed to drive

(Okay, I'm definitely going to get kicked off this forum at some point)

only thing better than a Pats win is a loss for Manning :D

i believe in the man[ning] :). bond is right that belichick made the right call on 4th and 2 but manning was able to motivate his group of rookies that they could overcome a 17 point deficit in the 4th quarter... and that too against a patriot defense... so all props to him

and i think they'll take care of the pats again in the playoffs

The internet is harder to use than a car and we saw what happened when women were allowed to drive

(Okay, I'm definitely going to get kicked off this forum at some point)

:eek: well I never.......

i believe in the man[ning] :). bond is right that belichick made the right call on 4th and 2 but manning was able to motivate his group of rookies that they could overcome a 17 point deficit in the 4th quarter... and that too against a patriot defense... so all props to him

and i think they'll take care of the pats again in the playoffs

I dont think it was a horrendous call, thats what hes done for years...he lives by the sword and it mostly works out for him, but like I said earlier I think he should have allowed the colts to score right away and then get the ball back down by one with brady moss and welker, they WILL get into fg range and most likely win it and they look like heroes

To be fair, the Colts did everything they could have to extend that drive and milk as much time off the clock.

Honestly, Belichick's call was right, it's the timeout management that was horrible. No challenge and no timeouts for Brady's comeback attempt.

To be fair, the Colts did everything they could have to extend that drive and milk as much time off the clock.



they tackeld addai at the 2 yd line with 1:15 left he scores there and the pats win the game

Hey I thought there was an official football thread some where :) But this is the good type of hijacking.. I just can't stand posts about shoes and dresses.

not hijacking its rnjs own thread, he converted it

royale, u got nye plans in the bay [now its being hijacked :P]

royale, u got nye plans in the bay [now its being hijacked :P]

sup bro! I made some plans in the OC... but Im going to Fresno for Thanksgiving though lol

not hijacking its rnjs own thread, he converted it

I'm 100% okay with that (but please read part IV :( I spent a lot of time on it)

PS, don't count the Niners out yet

I'm 100% okay with that (but please read part IV :( I spent a lot of time on it)

PS, don't count the Niners out yet

only teams Im counting out is the colts and the saints..........but Im just going by history :D

To be fair, the Saints did very well in their last playoff run.

And I'd count out the Colts only if they are somehow stuck playing the Chargers.

To be fair, the Saints did very well in their last playoff run.

And I'd count out the Colts only if they are somehow stuck playing the Chargers.

Cant wait for that game! :D