I hate having to follow Royale after he set the bar high for trip reports but here is my lame, late attempt.

First I must give you some background on how this trip got planned. This trip was to celebrate my 30th birthday. Originally it was planned for me, my wife, 2 of our friends from Jersey, my cousin and her 2 friends. A total of 6 women, 1 guy- me.

<Cue sappy music>Then about July, I had some sort of 1/3rd of a life crisis and decided I needed time about from said wife. Long story short, the trip to Vegas began to unravel. For obvious reasons, wife backed out and so did the 2 chicks from Jersey. So I'm left with a dilemma- should I cancel the trip and stay home and feel sorry for myself or go to Vegas and party it up. Of course I did what any sane human being would do- I went to Vegas. My cousin and her two friends decided to stick with the plan.

Friday- 09/04- I take a 7 AM flight out of Raleigh to Vegas while the chicks decided they wanted to sleep in and leave later. I roll into Vegas about 10:30 AM, pick up the bags, rental car and hit the Mirage. After check-in I text Cisco to see if he was on his way to Ditch- he confirmed he was so I quickly threw the bags in the room and get ready to hit the Palms.

At this point- I'm a solo dude rolling into Ditch to meet some other dudes from a web site. Yes, I had my concerns. I had bought the wristband deal so getting in was a breeze after the dude at the door found my name on the list. I'm thinking- yeah the wristband was a good idea as I bypassed the long line.

I text Cisco and he greets me at the door and we head over to meet the rest of the crowd. I meet Nas and Dnix along with another guy (name escapes me) and all were cool. After chit chatting- its time to hit the bar. As the crowd builds, it quickly reminds me of why I love pool parties in Vegas. Nas and I were talking at the bar and I quickly learn lesson #1.

Lesson Learned #1- Nas has game with the ladies. I decide at this point that I need to learn from his talents.

A few ladies come and go but one that stood out was this group from Florida. I chat it up with one of them about who knows what and she wants a picture taken with me- I take one and show it to her only to have her tell me it wasn't good because I didn't include her cleavage. I'm in love.

The day passes like a blur as Dnix and Nas were buying drinks and I quickly remember that my dumb arse self drove over to the Palms so I need to call it a day and hit the Mirage to get ready to pick up the ladies from the airport.

Friday night's segment, upcoming....

haha yea, Nass is good with the ladies. Hes almost consistently pimping at all the meet ups. "Where did Nas go..." A minute later he comes back with a flock of hens :D

haha yea, Nass is good with the ladies. Hes almost consistently pimping at all the meet ups. "Where did Nas go..." A minute later he comes back with a flock of hens :D

That reminds me of a funny text I need to include in a recap that I got from him during the trip.

Johh you are not to shabby your self my friend. If I remember, we made a hell of a team. My vblog didnt do you justice.. you know what?? it just hit me that i didnt do any day recording on saturday when we were at wet republic together...damn!!! That's ok, we will make up for it in may. lol

Very nice so far.... I think I remember those chics from Florida, one of them made a complaint about her ass that it wasn't firm enough as she asked me and I forgot who for our opinions and proceeded to bend over shaking her ass. It was hilarious yet awesome!!!

I only remember the chicks from Chicago. Throw up a pic, so maybe Ill recall who yall are talking about.

Damn pic won't show up- is it there- all I see is red x.

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Dear mother of pearl that picture is big- lemme try again.

I dont remember her at all

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I dont know what your doing wrong :D

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Yeah it was her friend! Lol

Me either homey- it's probably my work firewalls.

Me either homey- it's probably my work firewalls.


heres the difference between what you posted and I posted


yours http://img508.imageshack.us/i/phpvfnk27am.jpg/

mine http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8447/phpvfnk27am.jpg

minus the IMG code

Man I should of got there earlier to ditch.

Thanks dnix- I see what I did wrong.

Man I should of got there earlier to ditch.

Yes you should have!

This may be the one you were thinking of Cisco

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Yeah it was that crazy chic!

wow..Cisco has nice teeth... how come we can't see the chick's face? lol

Friday PM recap

After a quick nap following ditch, I get the text from my cousin saying they have just landed so I make my way to the airport. When I picked her and her two friends up, that was the first time I had even seen her friends. After seeing them for the first time, I felt good about this weekend.

This was their first time in Vegas so I took them for a ride down the strip, blah blah blah- they loved it. I get them into their room and and we all head downstairs to get a quick bit to eat. After dinner we dismiss and agree to meet up for the nights activites in about an hour. Now this leads me to another...

Lesson Learned #3- it is a good idea to party with someone for the first time BEFORE you get to Las Vegas.

First night in Vegas, and my lovely ladies decide they want to call it an early night. WTF? Are you kidding me?

Nonetheless, I had already paid for the wrist band so I'm headed out to the Palms. I hadn't heard from the JC crew yet but figured I'd go ahead and go to pick up the wristband and check it out some. After picking up the wristband, I decided to check out Rain since I was right there at it- nice club. The dancers on pedestals were a nice touch.

Not long after getting there, I hear from Cisco and Nas to meet up at Ghostbar. So I head toward there and notice yet another line- but the wristband allows me to avoid that yet again and up the elevator I go. I meet up with the fellas at the bar and check out the view outside- amazing. We roll back inside to the bar and have a few drinks- Nas starts rapping with a bridal party- we talk- one smiles at me and just as I was gonna make my move.....Nas says lets roll fellas. I trust Nas but when he turns around and says - those were some horny ladies- I question his strategy.

If memory serves me correct, we then went to Rain. The line had grown long by this time but yet again the wristbands allow us easy entry. Nas throws out a, "We don't do lines" quote and in we go. We had a few drinks at the outside bar before checking out the scene inside. We may have spent all of 10 mins inside before deciding to bounce again. It was at this point we lost Dnix somehow and then while I was looking him I lost the rest of the crew. But we were going to the Moon so I figured I'd find them eventually. I end up finding Nas and KC the entrance and they had not seen Dnix either but we go head and ride up.

Moon was cool but I don't remember it standing out too much in my mind. What I do remember is going to one of the side bars and seeing this chick- who was extremely drunk dancing alone. Now while that is not particularly exciting, the fact that her dress was pulled up over her ass was. I have no idea if she did this or someone did but she was shaking that bare ass for everyone to see. Sorry, no pics.

I finally see Dnix in the corner somewhere and told him our spot, but he was busy texting or something so I don't think he heard me. Anyhow we head over to the Playboy Club and quickly start doing shots. Dnix suddenly appears and all seems right now. Nas buys a round of absinthe and this was my first time with this drink. A shot later and I don't feel so good. A short time later, I'm feeling odd so I decide its time to bounce.

As I get on the elevator going back down, this guy gets on and tells us that he just lost 250k at the tables in the Playboy Club.

Not bad... keep em coming!!!

Ouch! So you had to eat the costs on those wristbands huh? I had to give up one of my wantickets as well since the gf was sick. But that was atleast excuable.. haha

Oh yea, Im sure Dnix was busy gathering more of the crew up.. thats why hes always texting :D

=NCVegas


Lesson Learned #3- it is a good idea to party with someone for the first time BEFORE you get to Las Vegas.



Amen to that one.

Ouch! So you had to eat the costs on those wristbands huh? I had to give up one of my wantickets as well since the gf was sick. But that was atleast excuable.. haha

Oh yea, Im sure Dnix was busy gathering more of the crew up.. thats why hes always texting :D

Nah he only got a wristband for himself, the girls were going to just walk in with him

Nah he only got a wristband for himself, the girls were going to just walk in with him

Oh.. in that case just get new girls lol

Cisco is correct. I would have been really pissed if they didn't make it and I had bought wristbands.

Saturday recap

Saturday morning start I'm feeling decent despite Friday night drinks so I text my troops and tell them to get ready as Dnix has invited us out to Wet with him and Nas. As it usually goes, the ladies are running late and Dnix is telling me to get my ass to the MGM. This leads me to a lesson that I knew that I didn't follow.

Lesson Learned #4- never ever ever waste money on renting a car for a trip to party in Vegas. More on this later.

I had no clue where the pools were at the MGM but on a side street did see a sign about Wet so figured I was close enough so we park the car and head toward where I thought it would be. At this point Dnix is saying they are at the line waiting on us, hell I thought I was right around the corner but for the life of me couldn't find the pool. We cut down an ally and one of the girls has to pee- so she pees beside an AC unit. At this point I'm thinking Dnix is going to leave us and I wouldn't have blamed him. Finally some workers told us to cut through the convention center and we would see it. So we get to the main pool, I tell the fellas I've made it. But wait, yet another girl has to pee. We convince her to hold it because our window to getting in is closing quick.

Finally I see the Wet line and its quite long- I spot Dnix- he waves us up. So we bypass that line and head toward another line where Nas is waiting. We all get through the lines with no problems and this brings me to another lesson.

Lesson Learned #5- Dnix knows his way around Vegas.

Here is a guy I just met the night before but was nice enough to get me and my girls through the line with his connection. To show my appreciation I give his bartender friend a nice tip.

Wet turned out to be a fun time. We met some cool folks including a girl who claimed to work for Playboy- I'll show you a photo later so you can decide for yourself.

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+1 , Dnix does know his way around Vegas

Nice job man, keep it coming

Forgot to mention- after we left Wet- we spent about 30 minutes in the parking garage looking for our car. We finally split off into pairs- 2 of us found the car but then spent another 10 minutes looking for the other 2.

^^^ now that's funny

Forgot to mention- after we left Wet- we spent about 30 minutes in the parking garage looking for our car. We finally split off into pairs- 2 of us found the car but then spent another 10 minutes looking for the other 2.

LOL...........you looked sober to me

Saturday PM

Dnix was nice enough to invite me and the ladies over to Tryst that night since they had a table reserved. We head over to the Wynn around 11 and bypass yet another long ass line. Did I mention I love Dnix?

This was my first time at Tryst and I really liked it. Very nice club with a really cool vibe. As Royale mentioned, the table was right in front of a stripper pole which provided great views.

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Nas and I make a few rounds through the club but we didn't see anything that caught our eye so we head back to the table. I have a few drinks and next thing I know, Nas walks up with a couple of ladies. Like the gentlman he is, Nas introduces me to them and we all chat for a while. Nas somehow disappears again with one chick while I'm talking to the other. After a few me and the chick walk around looking for them two and ended up on the dance floor. I like her style so I'm liking where this is going. The girls decided they want to go back to the casino- I tell them peace out because I'm staying.

We head back to the table and like magic, Nas is back. Shortly after, the girls say they have to leave because one has a softball game the next day. Oh yeah, they were locals. She gives me her number and they leave.

Back at the village, Royale and his girl had showed up along with KC. By this point I'm on the highway to being trashed. I do vividly remember looking over at Dnix, and he was stumbling, bumbling, and then BAM on the floor. We all rush over to him, he assures us he is fine but I couldn't tell because I was smashed too.

Next thing I know I'm in a cab back to the Mirage. As I walk in the hotel I see two semi attractive ladies helping out a friend who was throwing up in the little Mirage stream at the entrance. Being the gentleman that I am (or was it being the drunk I am) I offered any assistance. Somehow, I end up putting a $300 deposit down to rent a wheelchair to haul this drunk chick to her room for her friends. The shit I'll do for women.

After home girl was safely in her room and numbers once again were exchanged, I attemped to ride the wheelchair back down. Not a good idea. After dropping off the wheelchair and getting my deposit back. I hear a voice from behind saying, "Hey baby". I turn around and automatically can tell its a hooker. She asked where I was going and I just remember saying I didn't have any money and she responds by asking, "Why don't you like me"? Great, a hooker with self esteem issues. I did the only thing I knew to do at this point -RUN.

Back in the room, the running and the wheelchair ride has caught up with me and the puking begins. In the meantime, the girl earlier from the wheelchair incident is asking me to come downstairs to eat with her and her friend. I puke again so I can't make it. Terrific ending to a wild night.

Wow no way.. you were trashed that night at Tryst and you still had to help some drunk girls. Talk about presence of mind while you are drunk!

^Pulled it together for one last shot...

Nc is a gentleman even when trashed nice.

Wow no way.. you were trashed that night at Tryst and you still had to help some drunk girls. Talk about presence of mind while you are drunk!

no kidding........if I had ran in to those girls, I think we can all assume what would have happened. (hint: I would been paying for her dry cleaning) :D

no kidding........if I had ran in to those girls, I think we can all assume what would have happened. (hint: I would been paying for her dry cleaning) :D

See, that's why you're a gentleman - you'd at least pay for it.

This story just keeps getting better!!! $300 deposit on a wheel chair?? LMAO!!!

This story just keeps getting better!!! $300 deposit on a wheel chair?? LMAO!!!

lol Dnix would've ran the girls over with his wheel chair :D

Sunday Recap

Sunday I spent 90% of my day in my room recovering from Saturday's activities. Dnix and Nas tried to get me to come to Wet but I couldn't get out the bed. I was disappointed in myself that I had gotten so wasted that I couldn't do anything the next day.

That night Nas text me that he is going to XS. I'm trying to pull it together but it isn't happening. I really kick myself when he text me that he is hanging out with 9 girls. I go from a $300 deposit on a wheelchair to talk to some girls to not being able to show up for XS. Nice job NC.

Hey but the tides turned because (****spoiler alert*****), monday night you went to jet and i was in the bed. so we are even..

Monday recap

So after a day of recovery, I'm once again ready for one last day of fun. We had discussed doing Relax at the Hard Rock but figured since we haven't checked out the Mirage pool we would do that instead.

I get down to the pool about 11 and already there are hardly no seats to be found. As usual the ladies are running late so I find one open seat off in a corner and go ahead and grab it. This chick was sitting beside me, I tried to be nice but she was giving me the F off look so I just went to the bar instead. By the time I come back, F off girl had left and there was another empty chair now. A chick in a chair over starts chatting it up and invites me to slide over to talk.

She is really nice and tells me its her and her hubby her for the weekend. Finally my ladies arrive and the drinking begins. A few minutes later, the husband arrives and its beginning to be a good time. It is at this point, that in my head I begin to forumulate a plan to move the party over to Bare. I had set the stage by buying some drinks and being friendly to the couple. I was confident that my ladies would be down for it but would need some more encouragement.

I pull the husband to the side and mention it- he says they would be down for it. Not long after we are all out of the pool and I mention it to the group- they are all in. Yes, this is going to be a good day. :D

It's at this point that I would like to offer an official apology to Nas and David. Those guys showed me a great time and I should have text'd them to invite them with us but honestly guys, I wasn't thinking straight as I hope you would understand.

At the Bare entrance, the couple realizes they do not have their ID's. There is talk about not going in- not so fast my friends. Me and the hubby dash upstairs- I'm not letting this opportunity slip. Back in record time, we make our way in. The pool is really small but who cares right? I don't see any open chairs but there is a small plunge pool/jacquizzi in a seperate section that we setup camp in. In this pool is about 4 topless women- my goodness this is great.

Now, the ladies are all anxious- none of them want to be the first to let the puppies fly. I'm working the married woman first because she was the unofficial leader of the women group. After me and the other dude work some on them (including giving me a sneak peek of her's) they finally say if we buy shots- they will do it. Yep, you guess it, I jumped out and ordered them some shots and five minutes later, we have lift off! First it was married women- with her nice fake set. And then my cuz (yes I know that sounds bad but I didn't look), and then yet another one. Only one more remained- and after the girls nag her about it- the top is over there with the others. I'm now in a plunge pool with about 8 topless ladies.

I'm now in a plunge pool with about 8 topless ladies. I am loving life. Most of the girls were still being shy and staying in the water but I got to see enough. :D As you can imagine it was a great scene.

wow... so any pictures of this "fake set"?

Not of the actual set- I'll post a pic of her soon. I didn't want to be the creepy guy walking around Bare taking photos- sure I'd been kicked out.

Not of the actual set- I'll post a pic of her soon. I didn't want to be the creepy guy walking around Bare taking photos- sure I'd been kicked out.

We were taking a s-load of pics at Bare back in may, so I'm not sure if they care about that there. Unless you're blantantly taking pics of some chick's rack. :D

Not of the actual set- I'll post a pic of her soon. I didn't want to be the creepy guy walking around Bare taking photos- sure I'd been kicked out.

Not creepy at all... Universal got that on lock :D

nice. I think we somehow should include Bare to the May trip :D

I told you all this kid was a charmer 8 topless women?? Now that my friends is quite an accomplishment. I salute you sir..Welcome to the "Party Pantheon Club".

WTH?????? At first I was like, no big deal, I wouldnt of crawled out of bed anyway. BUT if the text had said "Natalie and Courtney are topless are Bare right now", Im confident I would have found the energy.

Not cool NC :(

WTH?????? At first I was like, no big deal, I wouldnt of crawled out of bed anyway. BUT if the text had said "Natalie and Courtney are topless are Bare right now", Im confident I would have found the energy.

Not cool NC :(

No doubt man- if its any remorse- Nat stayed under water the whole time- I saw nothing. Court has a nice set though in case you were wondering.

I owe you big time man.

No doubt man- if its any remorse- Nat stayed under water the whole time- I saw nothing. Court has a nice set though in case you were wondering.

I owe you big time man.

hahahahaha kick a man while he's down! awesome!

No doubt man- if its any remorse- Nat stayed under water the whole time- I saw nothing. Court has a nice set though in case you were wondering.

I owe you big time man.


Neither one of those statements are surprising. :D

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paybacks are a bitch :mad:

Dnix has just cut me off. Cmon man its hard to think straight when boobs are involved!

dnix is blacklisting NC...next time NC goes to Vegas all his table reservations will be lost and he'll be waiting in line everywhere he goes lol

Now now.. JC b4 h0es

LMAO

good point royale

Awesome report haha. This one rockin Vegas experience

dnix is blacklisting NC...next time NC goes to Vegas all his table reservations will be lost and he'll be waiting in line everywhere he goes lol

With Dnix's contacts he'll probably have me banned from any flights to Vegas.