Alright im gonna get right to it. It's Tuesday and i still feel like shit, haha. Vegas was a hell of a time. It was especially good because all the guys who i went with (who had never been before) had an absolutely amazing time. They were wide-eyed the entire time with all the clubs and the hotels. I got a chance to meet up with a bunch of the guys out there but due to some conflicting reservations i couldnt make it out to everything. But more on all that below.

Thursday 9/3 - I worked all day and went straight to the airport at 2 PM. My flight was scheduled to leave at 3:55. Meet up with my buddy Ernesto and slammed 2 beers in the airport then boarded the plane. The plane pulls out of the gate and then we hear on the loud speaker that theres lightening in the area and were gonna have to wait on the ground. Now if im delayed thats one thing, but i hate being stuck on the runway more than anything. We were sitting there for an hour and a half before we finally took off. Once we took off we were all smiles on the way to Vegas. A few drinks more on the plane and a trip that felt like FOREVER, we finally touched down at Macarren at around 7 PM Vegas time. We head straight to the hotel and as we walk in we see the rest of the bachelor party (who had gotten to Vegas at 11 AM) sitting at the blackjack tables. This one guy Will (who i hadnt met before) was trashed out of his mind by the time we get there and introduced himself to me about 20 times. We rounded everyone up and i headed to the desk to check in. slipped the $20 sandwich and got put on the 31st floor in the 2 bedroom grand suite with a direct view of the strip. It was a great room and surprisingly slept 9 people very easily. We made some more drinks and decided we would try to go to Tryst that night. I text Patrick Frank and he told me, no problem, text me when you get here and ill slide you guys past the line.

As we were getting ready i get a call from my wife who is at home with my 3 month old son. Basically to make a long story short my son was having some stomach issues and had been screaming at the top of his lungs for the past 3 or 4 days as he was trying to get through it. Since my wife was the only one home she was at her wits end and was losing it after being with him all day alone. So we ended up in a big fight which pretty much put a damper on everything. I was more worried about my son for the remainder of the night and i knew i couldnt be in a place where i wouldnt be able to hear my phone if something happened. So we all decided to stick around the Palms center bar and gamble for the night. The guys were fine with that and i knew its what i had to do. Had a good time and i ended up going to bed about 2 AM just cause i was exhausted from everything and the time difference. Got a bunch of text messages from Cisco that he was at Drais and wanted me to come meet up but i was already passed out.

Friday 9/4 - Friday we woke up and hit up the breakfast buffet. Down a bunch of water and serious amounts of pancakes and then went upstairs and got changed for the pool. Headed down to Ditch at about 10:30 and rounded up 8 chairs. Things were already packed but we held them down and the rest of the guys came down. Get a call about 11 from Cisco who is waiting outside so i take a room key out to him so he can get in. He get banded, has a drink, then goes to get some food before the all day drinking. At about 11:30 Nas and DNix get to the front and i go out to meet them. We all get into Ditch and show them the chairs so eveyrone can park all their stuff. Everyone heads to the bar and proceeds to just order tons of drinks. Had a great time hanging with Cisco, Nassau, and DNix as we pretty much just drank all day. Met some girls from London, met some Hawaiian Tropic girls who wanted to come out with us on Saturday night. All in all had a good drunken time.

At about 4 PM We told them all we would see them later because we were all starving. We hopped in a limo to in-n-out burger. I have been craving it for so long and it was finally here! All the guys have never had it anymore so they all ordered double double animal style's and were in heaven. I had some animal style fries and that just topped it off. Headed back to the Palms, made another liquor run (by the way the 10% at gold coast worked great) and went up to the room. Made drinks and partied until the entertainment came at 9. Fast forward to 11 PM and we were drunk and ready to head out. We went down stairs, had a few more drinks at the center bar and then headed up to Moon. I was so drunk by this point i honestly dont remember where we meet up with Nassau, DNix, Cisco, and KC, but we did somewhere and hung out with them most of the night. Good music in Moon. We were partyin and taking shots. Chillin outside and catching the view of the strip then went down to Rain. Rain was crazy that night. Tons of people and everyone just having a great time. It was sad DJ AM wasnt there, but they replaced him with DJ Jazzy Jeff for that night which i loved. I always like him back from the Fresh Prince days. Music was great and apparently i was dancing my ass off. I dont remember any of that. I have faint memories of DNix at the bar outside by the pool, some small memory of a limo afterwards, and then a 5 second memory of my buddy force feeding me McDonalds double cheeseburgers at like 6 AM. I dont remember going to sleep.

Saturday 9/5 - Woke up and felt like i got hit by a truck. There was only 1 thing that was going to make me feel better... The spa.

***Side note. Big cheers to Patrick. When he stayed in Palms Place a few weeks ago he had 2 comp passes to Drift the spa in Palms Place. He sent them to me air mail from Germany, but they didnt get there in time so he faxed me all the info and his bill and everything and i was able to have the Palms reissue them to me. Thanks so much man, it was great***

So I have 2 free passes to Drift so i go with my buddy Chris (the bachelor) and we both head over there. Sit in the steam room for 20 mins. Then hit up the ice bath for 20 mins. Then the jacuzzi for 20 mins. Then back to the ice bath for another 20. Then the sauna for 20 mins. It worked great. I felt so much better. Afterward we hit up the coed Turkish Bath and chilled in there for a bit, then went and sat in the lounge and had some fruit and water and juice while watching some college football. Then took showers and headed out. I would not have survived on Saturday without the spa, but i felt like a million bucks. Well, maybe not a million, but like 900,000. Went and got some breakfast and got a text from Nassau saying they were at Wet Republic and to come on out and meet them. I tried to rally the troops but since it was their first time in Vegas they wanted to do the touristy BS and see all the hotels, so i kinda had to go with them and do that. Sorry Nas, i really wish i could have met up with you guys. So we headed to the hotels and checked them out and did some shopping in the forum shops and Venetian. Rode the NY/NY roller coaster, watched the Bellagio Fountains and took soem pictures, all that BS.

After we went back to the hotel and watched some more football and got ready for dinner. We rounded everyone up and headed to the Mirage where we were eating at Samba, which is Brazilian steakhouse. Got some drinks and it was very good. We had some time to kill before our table reservation at Wasted Space so i walked over to JET and texted Dave Roberts. We initially had a table reservation with him for Thursday night but we had to cancel it, so i wanted to at least apologize to him in person. Met up with him and he couldnt have been a nicer and more accommodating guy. He asked us if we wanted buy 2 get 1 free bottles that night and i told him we had prior plans, but he said if you need anywhere to go after to call him. Great guy. We head over to the Hard Rock and the place was INSANE. Ive never seen so many people packed into that hotel, just hot girls EVERYWHERE. We head to the bar and get some drinks and then i go play some blackjack to kill some time. After a while of all of us having fun i texted Cory at Wasted Space.

Now i was a little hesitant because i had set up everything with Chad Dallas, but since he left he said Cory would take good care of me. I met up with Cory and he couldnt have been a nicer guy. Had us set up at a great table right next to the girls from Sunset Tan who were coming in that night. We got our bottles of Goose and Jack and partied away. Wasted Space was a great change of pace. The music was AWESOME, but i love the rock mash up stuff so it really was nice to hear some different music, the DJ was just great. Met a lot of people, and people from our group ended up grinding up on one of the Sunset Tan girls moms. They all loved it and were laughing their ass off. Took some video but it was so dark in there you really couldnt see anything. At about 3:30 I had to leave because i had a flight at 6:30. Everyone else decided to close out and come with us back to the Palms. The taxi line was insane and as we were waiting my buddy Matt was so tanked that he decided to try and pee on the side of the wall right by the taxi line. We were all freaking out trying to stop him because we didnt want him to get arrested. He finally stopped and we got in a cab and were on our way. Our buddy in the front seat was spilling beer all over the cab and the driver was getting pissed, then when we got to the light to turn into the Palms my buddy Matt started to do the dry heaving. We were like "Oh hell no". We looked at the crosswalk count down and said "you have 10 seconds to get the hell out of this car" So he opened the door and stumbled across 5 lanes of traffic on Flamingo and fell in the buses on the side of the street throwing up everywhere. He walked back to the Palms and we were all laughing our ass off at him. We get back to the room, i pack and get ready, and the drunk ass Matt decides he wants to wrestle everyone shirtless. This ended up being freaking hilarious and i got it all on video.

After all of that me and Ernesto get in the cab and head for the airport. It was sad to leave when everyone was still partying that night, but we had to get there. I needed to be back in Miami to get my son. The airport was a breeze and my upgrades went through for first (thank god). I got some breakfast so i could have something in my stomach. Got on the plane and Jermaine Dupri comes strolling on with 3 guys carrying his bags. He sits in the row across from me and passes out. Then this girl sits down next to me and we were talking for a bit. Turns out she was a playboy playmate, who was also afraid of flying. She tells me she needs to hold my hand on take off because if she doesnt she will freak out. We take off, get in the air, i calm her down and then pass out for about an hour at a time. I finally landed and went and got my son and went home. It was a great weekend.

Im just glad i at least got to see the guys from JC. Im sortry i couldnt make it out on Saturday, but Friday was a great day and all my guys had fun with all of you. Im sure theres tons of funny things i forgot to put in this report but ill post them as they come back to me. Ill try and post some pictures and video soon.

Now the wait for May begins....

Epic Indeed!

Kebbler nice to meet you And your crew on Friday great time indeed. Nice trip review. What till you see the video I took on Friday. Amazing night

At about 4 PM We told them all we would see them later because we were all starving. We hopped in a limo to in-n-out burger. I have been craving it for so long and it was finally here! All the guys have never had it anymore so they all ordered double double animal style's and were in heaven. I had some animal style fries and that just topped it off.

that's definately one of my top destinations in vegas. Great report. How come I never end up with a playboy bunny next to me on a plane???

Kebbler nice to meet you And your crew on Friday great time indeed. Nice trip review. What till you see the video I took on Friday. Amazing night

Did anyone get me in any videos on Friday night?? If so i am making a disclaimer in advance for anything i did or said, haha.

Great TR Keebler. It was great hanging out with you and your guys.

I got you on video keebler. Funny thing i have to edit it cause man o man we were loud screaming lines are for losers. The video is hilarious

Looking for the part where you took Lebron James shots off Ghost Bar

Nassau at Ditch:

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Cisco at Ditch:

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Looking for the part where you took Lebron James shots off Ghost Bar

RNJ, I was going to do it Thursday night. We went up to Ghost Bar but they had the DJ set up outside on the balcony so i couldnt get to a good place to do it. I was also in a horrible mood Thursday night so to tell you the truth i forgot. I should have done it on Friday but i probably would have thrown the Splenda in someones face instead of up in the air i was so messed up.

Ill get it next time with pictures.

I got you on video keebler. Funny thing i have to edit it cause man o man we were loud screaming lines are for losers. The video is hilarious

Oh man this is going to be so bad, haha

Then this girl sits down next to me and we were talking for a bit. Turns out she was a playboy playmate, who was also afraid of flying. She tells me she needs to hold my hand on take off because if she doesnt she will freak out. We take off, get in the air, i calm her down and then pass out for about an hour at a time. I finally landed and went and got my son and went home. It was a great weekend.

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Now the wait for May begins....

What an epic end to an epic weekend.

I'm looking forward to Pics and videos, especially from friday :D

sounds like an awsome trip, damnit i wish i could have gone this weekend

great TR keebs!! sounds like a blast, I hope your son is feeling better man!

great TR keebs!! sounds like a blast, I hope your son is feeling better man!

Thanks man, hes back to his normal self so everything is good. Just sucks that it had to happen on that weekend but it is all good now.

Great TR. Sounds like you had a blast. Its amazing how when in Vegas you get little to no sleep yet the time just flies by. Did you get a number from the Playboy model for some of the members on the board? Of course you are married so the number would be of no use to you:D

You guys are stingy with the pics. Come on man, hand over the pics, LOL

Great TR. Sounds like you had a blast. Its amazing how when in Vegas you get little to no sleep yet the time just flies by. Did you get a number from the Playboy model for some of the members on the board? Of course you are married so the number would be of no use to you:D

Haha, no i didnt get her #. I was so tired that honestly at the time i really didnt care. I had been up for about 28 straight hours at that point. If you want to see who she is type in Erica Jackson Playboy into Google images and she will come up.

You guys are stingy with the pics. Come on man, hand over the pics, LOL

Actually, i didnt bring a camera. My wife stole is when she went to Chicago On Friday afternoon so i only had my flip video. One of my buddies was taking some pictures though. Ill see if i can pull a few off of facebook or something.

Actually, i didnt bring a camera. My wife stole is when she went to Chicago On Friday afternoon so i only had my flip video. One of my buddies was taking some pictures though. Ill see if i can pull a few off of facebook or something.

hahaha how many hits did PB just get???

Glad you had a blast. Can't wait till May!

Haha, no i didnt get her #. I was so tired that honestly at the time i really didnt care. I had been up for about 28 straight hours at that point. If you want to see who she is type in Erica Jackson Playboy into Google images and she will come up.

Ya and you probably had the breath from hell, LOL. She is pretty damn hot

Ya and you probably had the breath from hell, LOL. She is pretty damn hot

Oh you have no idea. I hadnt brushed my teeth since like the night before and i had been drinking all night and sweating. I probably smelled horrible.

Nice TR man, certainly sounded a kickass weekend!

I've gotta stop reading these TR's though, the wait is now effing killing me!!

Thumbs up on the Obey shirt. I've been thinking of rocking a few in Vegas.

Great TR. Sounds like you had a blast. Its amazing how when in Vegas you get little to no sleep yet the time just flies by. Did you get a number from the Playboy model for some of the members on the board? Of course you are married so the number would be of no use to you:D

haha aren't you married too ?? :D :D :D

Oh you have no idea. I hadnt brushed my teeth since like the night before and i had been drinking all night and sweating. I probably smelled horrible.

haha,

exactly how I got on my plane to DC :D

And wow, she's hot

http://i39.tinypic.com/wt7ic2.jpg

haha aren't you married too ?? :D :D :D

Not for me but rather for all you single guys:D

Anyone else who went to Vegas, are you hurting? like physically? All the sudden out of nowhere today my whole body just hurts, lol.

Anyone else who went to Vegas, are you hurting? like physically? All the sudden out of nowhere today my whole body just hurts, lol.

That's a sign that you made everything right :D !

Anyone else who went to Vegas, are you hurting? like physically? All the sudden out of nowhere today my whole body just hurts, lol.

To make it worse. My day consisted of 5 cites, 3 planes, and 12hrs of flying. I'm on a plane el paso right now. Next stop San Antonio, then finally Houston

To make it worse. My day consisted of 5 cites, 3 planes, and 12hrs of flying. I'm on a plane el paso right now. Next stop San Antonio, then finally Houston

Holy crap, whats with all the flights? Stand by?

To make it worse. My day consisted of 5 cites, 3 planes, and 12hrs of flying. I'm on a plane el paso right now. Next stop San Antonio, then finally Houston

sounds more like a nightmare, eeks:eek:

Well I'm still in Vegas flight delayed till 5:00 my stomach hurts Its not looking good

Great TR Keebs! Good to hear the new host at Wasted Space did right by you - really like that place & would hate to see it go in the wrong hands. Shame your kid was ill, but good to know all's well. And, yeah, what's with you getting to sit next to a Playboy Playmate?!? My luck, I usually always get stuck next to someone who hadn't brushed their teeth in 29 hours and reeked... :D

Anyone else who went to Vegas, are you hurting? like physically? All the sudden out of nowhere today my whole body just hurts, lol.

I am but mainly from the drive back

I got you on video keebler. Funny thing i have to edit it cause man o man we were loud screaming lines are for losers. The video is hilarious

That was the fukin shit!!! I do remember part of that! hahaha

Great TR Keebs! Good to hear the new host at Wasted Space did right by you - really like that place & would hate to see it go in the wrong hands. Shame your kid was ill, but good to know all's well. And, yeah, what's with you getting to sit next to a Playboy Playmate?!? My luck, I usually always get stuck next to someone who hadn't brushed their teeth in 29 hours and reeked... :D

so you and the playmate have the same luck :D

Could she have been disgusted by my non-cleanliness? maybe, but at that point i didnt care haha. I was on the winning end of that one :D

Holy crap, whats with all the flights? Stand by?


Yeah. All the flights to Houston were overbooked, so I had to be creative.

We rounded everyone up and i headed to the desk to check in. slipped the $20 sandwich and got put on the 31st floor in the 2 bedroom grand suite with a direct view of the strip. It was a great room and surprisingly slept 9 people very easily.

Whew* glad to hear you guys weren't having a wang fest up in there hahaha

I felt so much better. Afterward we hit up the coed Turkish Bath and chilled in there for a bit, then went and sat in the lounge and had some fruit and water and juice while watching some college football. Then took showers and headed out.


haha reminds me of that scene from Eastern Promises... :p


Went and got some breakfast and got a text from Nassau saying they were at Wet Republic and to come on out and meet them. I tried to rally the troops but since it was their first time in Vegas they wanted to do the touristy BS and see all the hotels, so i kinda had to go with them and do that. Sorry Nas, i really wish i could have met up with you guys.
Dude I m sorry too! I missed Dnix's texts because I had textin turned off. Wet was so sick on Sunday...

Wasted Space was a great change of pace. The music was AWESOME, but i love the rock mash up stuff so it really was nice to hear some different music, the DJ was just great.

awww no *unce unce unce bass dropping? Just ask KC.. I showed him how you get down to the house!

This ended up being freaking hilarious and i got it all on video.

Oh yea you better post it! I got some to share too!

Keebler great review. Friday was too crazy. House music is just sick thanks royal for opening my eyes to something new

Ive never been a big fan of House music. We have a lot of it down here so ive been exposed to it, just was never a fan. I grew up on booty music here on the beach, like Uncle Luke, 95 South, and Tag Team. But honestly after 4 or 5 drinks the music doesnt really matter anymore, we just had fun where ever we went. Ill post my videos when i get home later today. I gotta figure out how to do it all. I cant wait to see everyone elses videos from Friday. I have no idea whats on there, haha.

By the way, is this considered a wangfest? lol

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs236.snc1/8317_963440300803_5207627_54489758_7567302_n.jpg

Keebler great review. Friday was too crazy. House music is just sick thanks royal for opening my eyes to something new

haha I showed KC how the euros get down to it. You have to time your scream just right when the best drops and raise your drinks. Then you go "hey hey hey hey hey" for each bass drop and preferably jump around in circles with arms on each other's shoulders haha

By the way, is this considered a wangfest? lol


I need to log on from home and check again :( my computer at home crapped out while I was at LDW...

I grew up on booty music here on the beach, like Uncle Luke...
LOL! DOO DOO BROWN!!!
http://www.nowentertainmentmagz.com/archives/june/LUKE1.jpg

By the way, is this considered a wangfest? lol

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs236.snc1/8317_963440300803_5207627_54489758_7567302_n.jpg

:eek: :eek: :eek: I cant believe you posted that. lmao

i can see this picture ending up all over the internet!

just wanted to post again to get the bump off of my post!

Keebler that pic is hilarious

Trying to upload the videos to Megavideo, man this is going to take forever. One 5 min clip takes like 2 hours!

Trying to upload the videos to Megavideo, man this is going to take forever. One 5 min clip takes like 2 hours!


If the video is anything like that pic, DONT post it. Your pic made this thread NSFW. :p

If the video is anything like that pic, DONT post it. Your pic made this thread NSFW. :p

Dont get mad at the bromance, haha

:eek: :eek: :eek: I cant believe you posted that. lmao

hahahaha thats a total wang fest fo sho... I m glad I actually saw this. Did you guys needed some extra room? Should've gave me a call...

hahahaha thats a total wang fest fo sho... I m glad I actually saw this. Did you guys needed some extra room? Should've gave me a call...

haha. No we actually had a ton of room. the sleeping arrangements i thought were going to be a problem but we had a few cots rolled in.

Dont get mad at the bromance, haha

I have no comment on your bromance.... :eek:

Dont be jealous Cisco....

Dont be jealous Cisco....

Lol I'm not jealous.... I feel the love brotha! Did you check out video 2 of day 1 for KC's trip?!?

Trying to upload the videos to Megavideo, man this is going to take forever. One 5 min clip takes like 2 hours!

try uploading your videos here

http://www.shwup.com/

good TR

Have you tried youtube or google videos? I think myspace even hosts them as well...

I havent tried any of those yet. Ill try later today.

Cisco, i havent checked them out yet, ill have to soon. haha

Nice report bro!