View Full Version : Beware of the bulge!!!


jackcolton
08-20-2009, 10:38 AM
So you are minding your own business when, out of no where, PHHHHOMMMMMPH...... a bat like woman in lingerie with what appears to be an alarmingly bulgtastic crotch lands square on your table.

http://vegas.img.napkinnights.com/pics/albums/vegas/081509voodoo/1003.jpg

Do you..

1) Run for the nearest exit?

2) Take your ice scooper straight to the heart?

3) Allow curiosity to get the best of you?

4) Take a picture for the forums?

5) Continue watching cops (background)?

pcket5s
08-20-2009, 10:41 AM
Do you..

1) Run for the nearest exit?

2) Take your ice scooper straight to the heart?

3) Allow curiosity to get the best of you?

4) Take a picture for the forums?

5) Continue watching cops (background)?

haha not gonna lie.. im gonna let curiosity get the best of me...then eventually I'll get bored and go back to watching some hood rat things on cops..

Cisco419
08-20-2009, 10:49 AM
Do you..

1) Run for the nearest exit?

2) Take your ice scooper straight to the heart?

3) Allow curiosity to get the best of you?

4) Take a picture for the forums?

5) Continue watching cops (background)?

Being a JC.com forum addict I will take a pic for my friends in the forum!!!

dnix
08-20-2009, 11:02 AM
I just cant imagine I would be at any place in Vegas, that would be showing cops on the TV.

jackcolton
08-20-2009, 11:14 AM
I just cant imagine I would be at any place in Vegas, that would be showing cops on the TV.

Haven't I seen you on Cops?

uejjap
08-20-2009, 11:14 AM
mmmm, ice cream scooper.

dnix
08-20-2009, 11:17 AM
Haven't I seen you on Cops?

shhhhhhhh.........Ive changed my name since then. :D

don.paulie
08-20-2009, 11:21 AM
Why do I always end up reading and inevitably replying to the threads involving shemales?!

I'm gonna go with option 5. I've far to many tranny photos for my own good.

blibblab
08-20-2009, 12:02 PM
Don't worry - the bulge just shows that she/he/it is just EXCITED!

Oh... Wait... RUN!

royale
08-20-2009, 12:33 PM
LOL I would normally check for the adams apple, but in this case it is just too obvious. I'd choose #4.

uejjap
08-20-2009, 01:52 PM
LOL I would normally check for the adams apple, but in this case it is just too obvious. I'd choose #4.

Is it really THAT obvious?? I must be blind...

wat
08-20-2009, 02:49 PM
Is it really THAT obvious?? I must be blind...

Note to self, don't wingman for uejjap or ask him to be a wingman.


:) just kidding

royale
08-20-2009, 03:04 PM
Is it really THAT obvious?? I must be blind...

lol yea bro.. landing strips usually don't bulge out like that

uejjap
08-20-2009, 03:49 PM
Couldn't it just be a case of loose fabric hanging down a bit??

royale
08-20-2009, 04:05 PM
Couldn't it just be a case of loose fabric hanging down a bit??

No man...

damn you, you just made me peek at that thing again... hahaha

Cisco419
08-20-2009, 04:29 PM
No man...

damn you, you just made me peek at that thing again... hahaha

haha that's what you get!!!

uejjap
08-21-2009, 08:49 AM
I still don't see it....

Who needs a wingman??

jackcolton
08-21-2009, 03:16 PM
I still don't see it....

Who needs a wingman??

Oh my... haha. Follow the curve of her leg......

uejjap
08-23-2009, 10:55 PM
Oh my... haha. Follow the curve of her leg......

I think it might be best if I just stop looking at this picture....

royale
08-24-2009, 10:51 AM
I think it might be best if I just stop looking at this picture....

It might be best if we stop bumping this thread :D

uejjap
08-24-2009, 11:18 AM
It might be best if we stop bumping this thread :D

+1 BUMP! haha