Here my TR starts. Hope you enjoy it.

Thursday Aug. 13th

So as you might might have seen in my play by play report we flew into LA, than did all the touristy stuff and ended up driving to San Francisco and on the way visiting Sequoia NP and Yosemite NP.

Than the day began. The day that should be the first of an eye-opening experience. 4 days, that will never let me look at the party-life the same.

We flew in and as soon as I saw the strip out of the window I got little goosebumps on my arms.
We drove up to Palms Place and I was preparing my Drivers license, and CC with 50$ in between.
We were staying 4 nights and the smallest upgrade would be the 1br suite so I thought I'd try it with 50.

The girl at the front desk immediately took the money placed it right before her screen and before I could ask for a complimentary upgrade she started typing and said. Let me see what I can do for you guys.

She said she can give us the 1BR Suite and than right after that: "Let me get you something with a nice view"

As she was typing and searching for our room, she asked us of our trip.

I told her that we going to do TAO on thursday, Palms Clubs and Ditch at Friday, XS on Saturday and The Bank on Sunday. She was pretty impressed and said that we're hitting the nicest top spots in Vegas and where I got all the information, because she knew from our conversation that we were from germany.

I told her about the jackcolton site and she immediately put out paper and pen and wrote it down.
After that she gave us our keys and we were on the Elevator to the 20th floor, Room 20.322.

We got inside and wow the room was perfect. Huge living room with fireplace. bedroom with a huge bathtub nice rainforest shower and a perfect view of the Las Vegas Strip.

We started unpacking our suitcase and went directly to Gold Coast. I got a players Card (Thanks JC forums) and we bought a bottle of Belveder, a bottle hypnotic, a huge bottle of smirnoff with a handle and beer and some mixers. So back to the hotel room and than we were picked up by a friend who was also staying in Vegas at the Encore Hotel and he drove us to the Golden Nugget for dinner at Vic & Anthonys.

I got the filet mignon and the crab cake as appetizer. It was really amazing. After dinner back to the hotel room where we showered grabbed our party clothes and started pregaming with vodka redbull and beer.

At 9:45 our friend drove us to the Venetian where we met Darryl, Ankit, Aaron, Warren and their friends.
While Darryl grabbed some girls to get a better ratio I met elle and her friend K. We got some drinks at the main bar and than we took the escelator to the first floor. And wow, there it was the hugest line I saw at any club I've ever been to.

I think it was between 10:15 to 10:30. (well today its not the biggest line I ever saw because XS on saturday was way longer..... but thats another story). We had to wait about 3 mins until Darryls hook came out and than we're directly walked
into the club. I was shocked. And the other people didn't look so happy at all because I was doing it like Nassau and filmed their faces while I skipped the line. We didn't have to pay cover which was great. Thanks again to Darryl he really knows the right people.

Once inside things get blurry. I went to the bar opposite to the main room and tipped the bartender 8$. Ordered two Vodka Redbull and two shots of Patron. (First Patron of my life) The bill came and I was like wow I didnt order the whole bottle :-) BUt I actually was aware of the Vegas prices.

Than we went to the dance floor and had sooo much fun. Danced, jumped around and drank. I went back to the bartender I tipped and gave him about 5 Dollars with the next order. he appreciated it and the Vodka Redbull was only consisting of Vodka and a little bit of redbull. I drank a bit and
asked if I could have a bit more of redbull and got it immediately.

The next thing I remember is stepping out to the balcony and boom I got so excited. Seeing the Vegas Hotels, drinking on the balcony. I had to take a video for jackcolton.com (Video Report will follow after I am am back in germany).

Back to the front bar. Didn't have any cash with me at that time. The Bar Keeper saw me and was there within a sec.
I ordered another Vodka Redbull and he gave me a Vodka Redbull and a Shot of Patron.

I asked him if he ever was to europe, he said yes and that he plans on going to Spain at the end of the year or next year.
So i tipped him another 5 EUR which is about 8 Dollars that I found in my purse.

He thanked me alot and said if there is anything he can help me with he will do that.

after that shot things get blurry. I danced and had to call lots of people in germany because I was so excited. I thought I knew some good clubs in Europe.

Have already been partying in Berlin, Barcelona, London and Tokyo but have never experienced something like that.

OK now I don't know how I got home and when. But when I woke up both my ID and my Phone were gone. I had no money with me so I told the taxidriver to wait for me I would get something from my CC.

Problem was I had no ID so Cashier wouldnt give me anything. And I forgot the pin of the CC. So I wanted to walk to the hotel room to get my Passport.

The next thing I notice is me being grabbed by a security and being pulled back to the taxi. Somehow I paid the cab got to my room and passed out on the couch.

Pics:

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second pic of our room

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pic of fridge

awesome! ur going to make my tr look like a joke! ;)

Sounds like you got your Vegas cherry popped the right way for your first night!!!

It was awesome meeting you bro. Until next time!

It was awesome meeting you bro. Until next time!

You too Warren. You're partying it up. And I loved your flask. was so jealous of it.

oh and btw. I just added you on facebook.

lol @ the gatorades

i see you were thinking ahead

lol @ the gatorades

i see you were thinking ahead

Haha, yeah but did you notice that we only bought 3 Gatorades and like a million liters of alcohol???

The Gatorades were gone even before we went to ditch on friday. So the first thing I learned for my next trip is that I will buy much more Gatorade and rehydrating drinks than this time.

This is Ranjit. Sweet 1st day report, Patrick. Too bad we weren't able come up to see your guys at your suite, those pics are great!

Aaron, Ankit and I went looking for a flask just like yours and Warren's on Sunday; that thing was fuckin awesome. Great partying with all you dudes.

This is Ranjit. Sweet 1st day report, Patrick. Too bad we weren't able come up to see your guys at your suite, those pics are great!

Aaron, Ankit and I went looking for a flask just like yours and Warren's on Sunday; that thing was fuckin awesome. Great partying with all you dudes.

haha Ranjit, I didnt have a flask, Warren did and someone else I cant remember.

Add me on facebook. Was really nice meeting you.

haha Ranjit, I didnt have a flask, Warren did and someone else I cant remember.

Add me on facebook. Was really nice meeting you.

Oh my bad. I was addressing the flask comment to Aaron. I wasn't THAT drunk Saturday haha.

Definitely add on fb and keep in touch. And next time you and Dustin will prolly get upgraded to the Playboy Suite with your guys' luck!

Patrick I saw a lot of your updates on Facebook I think I was excited for you haha. Good TR so far. Man I might have to book Palms Place for my next trip, that room is super nice.

You too Warren. You're partying it up. And I loved your flask. was so jealous of it.

oh and btw. I just added you on facebook.

Haha, man, those flasks were one of the best idea's i've ever had. Im taking one everywhere now. lol.

Patrick I saw a lot of your updates on Facebook I think I was excited for you haha. Good TR so far. Man I might have to book Palms Place for my next trip, that room is super nice.

thanks,
hope to meet everybody who helped me this much from this site.
If there'll be a JC Party or JC Party-weekend or even JC Party-week I'll def try to make it to Vegas.

I too lived through you via facebook. I can't wait to read more about it. My friend was busy drunk texting me from Vegas too.

I too lived through you via facebook. I can't wait to read more about it. My friend was busy drunk texting me from Vegas too.

Thank you soooo much for giving me the adress of the In N Out Burger. We went there on the second day and it was sooooo good.

I had an 3x3 Animal Style on my second visit to In N Out and that was the best Burger I ever had in my life.

Thank you soooo much for giving me the adress of the In N Out Burger. We went there on the second day and it was sooooo good.

I had an 3x3 Animal Style on my second visit to In N Out and that was the best Burger I ever had in my life.

I think In N Out is in my top 10 fast food burgers. But, what is a 3x3 Animal Style?

I think In N Out is in my top 10 fast food burgers. But, what is a 3x3 Animal Style?

like a double double but with 3 slices of meat and cheese.
I didnt know about animal style either but someone on the forums (I think it was Royale) told me about it.

Its some kind of crazy sauce with cheese and Onions (actually that's what I think it is, it could be something totally different:D )

But get one of these when you're at your next In N Out. You'll love it. looks like a heart attack in burger form.

I'm kind of sad that they don't have In N Out on the east coast.

like a double double but with 3 slices of meat and cheese.
I didnt know about animal style either but someone on the forums (I think it was Royale) told me about it.

Its some kind of crazy sauce with cheese and Onions (actually that's what I think it is, it could be something totally different:D )

But get one of these when you're at your next In N Out. You'll love it. looks like a heart attack in burger form.

I'm kind of sad that they don't have In N Out on the east coast.

animal style is:
pickles
extra spread
extra grilled onions
mustard fried onto each meat patty.

there are many more things on in n out's secret menu u can find them at http://daviswiki.org/In-N-Out_Secret_Menu
:)

patrick it was a pleasure meeting you and partying it up with you as well! we gotta do it again -- im thinking oct 10 weekend -- wanna fly back from germany :P

animal style is:
pickles
extra spread
extra grilled onions
mustard fried onto each meat patty.

there are many more things on in n out's secret menu u can find them at http://daviswiki.org/In-N-Out_Secret_Menu
:)

patrick it was a pleasure meeting you and partying it up with you as well! we gotta do it again -- im thinking oct 10 weekend -- wanna fly back from germany :P

there you go. It tasted awesome.
Partying it up with you and pregaming was so awesome. Also how you arranged everything with XS.

I'll try to make it out to LV oct. 10 but might not be possible.

Next summer I think.

yeah we should all plan another trip, but like.......... maybe not too soon....... my liver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That just means you guys will have to make it to the JC member party in 2010!!! :-D Something tells me that when that party happens we will have at least a hundred plus people!!!!! Most likely a lot more!!!

That just means you guys will have to make it to the JC member party in 2010!!! :-D Something tells me that when that party happens we will have at least a hundred plus people!!!!! Most likely a lot more!!!

I will definetely come to that party. Even If I jut fly in for two or 3 days!

Haha, man, those flasks were one of the best idea's i've ever had. Im taking one everywhere now. lol.

What kind of flask was it?

I will definetely come to that party. Even If I jut fly in for two or 3 days!


i'm already in too.. we should definitely just get a penthouse and all stay there

Let me start this post with two pics from thursday night.

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Elle and myself on the Balcony of TAO on thursday.......

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.....and inside of TAO, getting crazy

Day 2 Part 1

Friday Aug. 14th part 1

So I somehow woke up on the couch in the living room because the alarm rang. It was 9AM and I was feeling pretty bad. Had a hangover from hell. First thing I did was to open a bottle of Gatorade and take two pills of Aspirin. And I don't know how wasted I had to be but the next thing that came into my mind was going to JC.com and post
Oh my god. Im so drunk. Alarm woke me up. Im feeling like a piece of shit. but got to go o the plams pool to reserve some chairs.

after that sleep again.


I don't know what kept me walking, but even though my brain told me "lay down, get some sleep, you are tired" I ignored it and went to the Pool.
The bouncers wanted to see my ID but I didn't have one with me, so I had to walk all the way back to the skywalk and up to my room. Grabbed the ID and got back to the Pool. I got in and reserved 3 great chairs by the pool.

After that I jumped into the water and felt so refreshed by it that I was ready to start the day.

I went back to the hotel room to wake up Dustin and he said he was getting ready. So I went to JackColton.com, grabbed a beer and posted the following at around 11AM:
reserved great chairs at the main pool.
jumped into the pool. got back to the room.
having my first beer, because eating is overrated. Now back to the pool. Sleep is overrated too.
Oh and I lost my phone and ID yesterday at Tao.

Hangover Style...

So we went to the Pool at around 11:30 got in without waiting (VIP Wristbands and also being a hotel guest helps). Oh and when we got in I met BJ Penns Nutritionist (UFC lightweight Champion).
When we arrived only one of the three chairs I reserved was still reserved but who cares.

Went straight to the bar and grabbed a frozen margherita. And from that moment things got a bit out of control. We met elle and K again and me and Dustin got sooo wasted. Danced on our chairs, danced in the pool and partied it up.
DJ Jazzy Jeff was on the turntables and the music was off the hook.

talked to sooo many people. Was getting drink after drink from dustin and was having the time of my life.
I actually believed that I somewhere jumped out the balcony on thursday and arrived in heaven on friday. So many beautful girls. Just the music I love, such a great vibe and energy. everybody was enjoying themselves.

Elle than said that she's going to take some sunblocker and I answered that I dont need sun blocker. I never get burnt. Well I'm so glad that I somehow for the blink of an eye heard an inner voice telling me: "Patrick, get that sunblocker on, it won't hurt you".

So we kept on going dancing, jumping, having fun and suddenly Dustin was gone. But I kept on with the same thing I did before and was now getting drink after drink from elle and some other people that I can't remember.

Elle talked to somebody because I told her how much I would have loved a picture with Jazzy Jeff. It was all set but I got so drunk that I forgot to take it.

The Party had to stop at some point and so we were told to leave because they were shutting the place down.

I than got back to my hotel and realized that I have to be the happiest person on the planet right now. I was having the time of my life.

Back in the hotel I found Dustin passed out in the bed. He was really suffering from all the drinking in the sun. All without sunblocker.

I posted the following on the forums.
back from ditch
sooo drunk
paid like nothing
everybody was passing me drinks.
OHH MY GOOOOOOD


After that I fell asleep.....

Day 2 Part 2 coming tomorrow or maybe later that night

Some pics from ditch.

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me at ditch looking wasted from thursday night.

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at ditch, having fun

Wow!!! Everytrip since the July 17 trip seems to be more and more amazing!!! This site is definately changing the way people will party in Vegas!!!

I'm sitting in my office at noon with the damn lights on because it's so dull and grey outside. It's freakin' August but i'm stuck here in damp, rainy Ireland exactly 7961km from Vegas.

But thanks to your story Patrick in my mind i'm already there.

Roll on January!

Nice TR man and pics! The LDW Vegas goers have some work to do but I'm sure we will pull it off. Now go buy tickets for LDW hahaha

great review you got going. Now all those drunk post are starting to make sense

We had to wait about 3 mins until Darryls hook came out and than we're directly walked
into the club. I was shocked. And the other people didn't look so happy at all because I was doing it like Nassau and filmed their faces while I skipped the line. We didn't have to pay cover which was great. Thanks again to Darryl he really knows the right people.


LOL thats called player status baby... you should post that up on Youtube when you get a chance. Its always funny to see those chicks getting all dressed up and dudes gettin in ahead of them


I asked him if he ever was to europe, he said yes and that he plans on going to Spain at the end of the year or next year.
So i tipped him another 5 EUR which is about 8 Dollars that I found in my purse.


You carry a man purse? :D

You carry a man purse? :D

I wasnt gonna say anything about that comment... but yeah, whats up with that?!?

I wasnt gonna say anything about that comment... but yeah, whats up with that?!?

HAHAHAHA...we should let him explain himself first. But keep in mind P is Euro and the man purse doesn't carry the same stigma in Europe as they do in the US.

it's a satchel like on hangover lol jk

it's a satchel like on hangover lol jk

If it has 80k like the one in the Hangover did then its all good!!! :D

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Thats style :D

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Thats style :D

HAHAHAHAHA...

HAHAHAHA...we should let him explain himself first. But keep in mind P is Euro and the man purse doesn't carry the same stigma in Europe as they do in the US.

u guys baggin on a poor german... sheesh.

LOL yea man its not a purse, its a satchel dammit. Yea Patrick, school us on some of those Euro-styles!

It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

i meant a wallet :D

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Hey, be careful there's skittles in there! Classic!

I can say that he had no purse of any kind that I was aware of!

I'm beyond jealous of your TR thus far Patrick!!!

hey patrick can you email me our pictures and K's as well? When you have a chance? thanks!

so just to clarify, I wasn't having a purse with me :-D, I just mixed the words for purse and wallet.

I arrived in Atlantic City right now, but will not party a second. Maybe gamble a little bit since I had no time for that in Vegas :-D

I will start on Writing Friday Part2 right now!

hey patrick can you email me our pictures and K's as well? When you have a chance? thanks!

I will def do that within the next days. I'll try to do it today.

PATRICK COME BACK TO THE WEST! Your fun is wasted in Atlantic City!

PATRICK COME BACK TO THE WEST! Your fun is wasted in Atlantic City!

I know I'm just passing through on the way to NYC.

good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

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at ditch, having fun[/QUOTE]

I could swear those were the same two girls that sat next to me at Bare on Sunday. Not for sure but they were really nice, really cute and from LA.

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at ditch, having fun

I could swear those were the same two girls that sat next to me at Bare on Sunday. Not for sure but they were really nice, really cute and from LA.[/QUOTE]

i can see they were nice to u :P awesome pic!

LOVED the TR and pics! Looks so fun!!

I am so sad that my next trip to LV won't be when the pool is open! There is nothing better than drinking in the pool listening to great music.

And, Palms Place is calling my name as well. I really like the Signature, but I love the decor in those rooms, really modern...

Can't wait to see the video! Hope to meet you in LV someday too!

Day 2 Part 2

Friday Aug. 14th part 2

So after ditch I went to our room and after posting a drunk update on JC.com I fell asleep immediately.
I woke up at around 10PM and again thought :"Let's sleep until tomorrow and pass on the Palms Clubs". I asked Dustin what he'd think of this idea but the only thing that I heard was this scary noise that I translated into: "Please let me die, leave me alone"

So I drank some water to rehydrate my body and decided since I already paid for the VIP Wristband I could just walk into the clubs, have a look at them and after that can go to sleep.

So I jumped into the shower put my clothes on and went to the store next to the rain entrance to pick up my VIP Wristband. I even got Dustin to get up, so he was coming with me, got his wristband and immediately after that went back to the hotel room to grab some more sleep.

I at that moment had some drinks in the hotel room and was slowly getting into party mood. The first stop was Rain Nightclub where once again DJ Jazzy Jeff was spinning.

The club was already pretty crowded. So I decided to grab a drink and walk around the club to get afeeling for the Vibe and Atmosphere. I walked upstairs and enjoyed the view of the club.

The crowd was in my opinion younger than the night before at Tao and and less chic but all the people I talked to were having a great time and the vibe was positive.

I was just walking down when someone screamed my name. It was Ankit who was on his own (did you lose the rest of your crew?) He was searching Darryl and we said to meet at moon in about 15 minutes. So I walked over to the food court, had a BigMac and than went to the elevators for moon and playboy club. Once again I was able to skip the line and was on the next elevator upstairs. So everybody who plans on hitting the Palms Clubs one time on their trip to Vegas should get the VIP Wristband from wanttickets.com. They are JC.com approved and work like a charm.

So as soon as I was out the Elevator I saw Darryl who told me that Ankit was looking for me on the balcony. I walked over to said balcony on the left side and as I was watching out the windows I realized that I'm on the same level as the Palms Sign. Wow that was crazy. there's a pretty small dancefloor in the middle which was packed and people dancing like crazy. I would say the people were inbetween Rain and Tao but way less hot girls than in TAO.

As soon as I entered the balcony and saw the Las Vegas Strip I was once again and for sure not for the last time of this trip thinking that I have to be in a dream. Was that really happening??? was this real life???

I couldn't find Ankit so I walked down and asked the bouncer in front of the elevator how I could go to the Playboy Club. He told me to just take the escalators. I couldn't find them and a lady that was whitnessing this came over and asked if she could help me.
I said "Sure, just show me where the escalators to Playboy Club are"
to which she answers "Do you want me tom come with you and show you the Playboy Club"
I looked at her and said "Shure Why not, by the way where you from?"
She: "I'm local" --> my alarm bells should have rang right there but they didn't.

On the escalators she asked me:"So do you want some company tonight?"
I was so shocked because I realized she was a hooker so I said: "Oh damm, you are a profesional??, Sorry not interested!!!"

She was gone in a second, apparently I was saying that pretty loud. So Playboy is much darker and more chilled than Moon. I would call it a lounge either than a club. Hot chicks dealing Casino Games. Was nice to watch them.

But since I really love the music Jazzy Jeff was playing I decided to head back to Rain. First I went back to the hotel room because I wanted to make sure that Dustin was still alive. I pushed the button for the elevator, the doors open and there he was standing dressed up with a drink mixed in a plastic bottle of Orange Juice, ready to party.

I rushed to the room, ironed my shirt and put on my suitejacket (or how do you call it???) because Dustin was wearing one and I didn't want to be outshined by him ^^

Had another drink in the room and off to rain again. We danced like crazy, had a blast and especially the music and Jazzy Jeff made this night so special. We kept on drinking and suddenly I think it started to rain inside the club...... what happened????

There was foam coming off the ceiling. How crazy is that. I was so stunned and suddenly was ffeling really warm. Was I getting a serious cold? Fever? Do I have to go to the hospital???

No, none of the above. There were falmes coming out right above our head. How crazy was that? Bubbles, than flames. Insanity.

I decided that Dustin had to see the view from moon so we went over there at 3PM, danced a little bit more and went back to Rain. We were dancing and having a great time when a girl grabbed me and started dancingwith me.. Whoooo only in Vegas. So I danced and had fun with her until they put on the light at like 4:30 PM. I invited her to our room for pregaming the next day and went back to the hotel room to search for Dustin who I lost and ask him if he wanted to go to Drays.

As I open the door I hear laughter and chatter coming out of the main room. I enter and two beautiful Indian ladies where sitting on the couch and having drinks. There was also another guy who happened to be raised in germany. It was all laid back, chilling, talking, drinking. At this moment I thought: "You know Patrick what would make this night perfect?? Getting something to smoke and relax. Thats when the guy from germany might or might not have said that he has some weed in his room and if anybody wants. The girls might have want some too so maybe he went to his room and got everything.

So there I was in Vegas 7AM standing on the balcony with two beautiful Indian girls and maybe also smoking a joint with them while the sun rose while we were watching the Strip.

After that everybody left and I slept like a baby.

What a night.

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Me and Dustin @ Rain

I couldn't find them and a lady that was whitnessing this came over and asked if she could help me.
I said "Sure, just show me where the escalators to Playboy Club are"
to which she answers "Do you want me tom come with you and show you the Playboy Club"
I looked at her and said "Shure Why not, by the way where you from?"
She: "I'm local" --> my alarm bells should have rang right there but they didn't.

On the escalators she asked me:"So do you want some company tonight?"
I was so shocked because I realized she was a hooker so I said: "Oh damm, you are a profesional??, Sorry not interested!!!"


haha damn, you almost blew her cover! Wow, thats a second soliciting. I m just waiting for a JC member confessing to them saying, "Hey heres my room #, meet me at this time" lol



So there I was in Vegas 7AM standing on the balcony with two beautiful Indian girls and maybe also smoking a joint with them while the sun rose while we were watching the Strip.


Nice! Indian girls are a rare find in Vegas..

Royale, at around 4-5 AM at the Wynn casino after XS, hookers were EVERYWHERE. It felt like all the girls visiting Vegas had gone to bed and all the girls left were hookers trying to feast on drunken desperate guys.

Royale, at around 4-5 AM at the Wynn casino after XS, hookers were EVERYWHERE. It felt like all the girls visiting Vegas had gone to bed and all the girls left were hookers trying to feast on drunken desperate guys.

LOL attack of the local hookers.. wow .. I guess bringing the gf out with me is one sure fire way to repel them. To be honest I have never been solicited in Vegas out of the 9 years I have been there.

Day 2 Part 2

Friday Aug. 15th part 2

So after ditch I went to our room and after posting a drunk update on JC.com I fell asleep immediately.
I woke up at around 10PM and again thought :"Let's sleep until tomorrow and pass on the Palms Clubs". I asked Dustin what he'd think of this idea but the only thing that I heard was this scary noise that I translated into: "Please let me die, leave me alone"

So I drank some water to rehydrate my body and decided since I already paid for the VIP Wristband I could just walk into the clubs, have a look at them and after that can go to sleep.

So I jumped into the shower put my clothes on and went to the store next to the rain entrance to pick up my VIP Wristband. I even got Dustin to get up, so he was coming with me, got his wristband and immediately after that went back to the hotel room to grab some more sleep.

I at that moment had some drinks in the hotel room and was slowly getting into party mood. The first stop was Rain Nightclub where once again DJ Jazzy Jeff was spinning.

The club was already pretty crowded. So I decided to grab a drink and walk around the club to get afeeling for the Vibe and Atmosphere. I walked upstairs and enjoyed the view of the club.

The crowd was in my opinion younger than the night before at Tao and and less chic but all the people I talked to were having a great time and the vibe was positive.

I was just walking down when someone screamed my name. It was Ankit who was on his own (did you lose the rest of your crew?) He was searching Darryl and we said to meet at moon in about 15 minutes. So I walked over to the food court, had a BigMac and than went to the elevators for moon and playboy club. Once again I was able to skip the line and was on the next elevator upstairs. So everybody who plans on hitting the Palms Clubs one time on their trip to Vegas should get the VIP Wristband from wanttickets.com. They are JC.com approved and work like a charm.

So as soon as I was out the Elevator I saw Darryl who told me that Ankit was looking for me on the balcony. I walked over to said balcony on the left side and as I was watching out the windows I realized that I'm on the same level as the Palms Sign. Wow that was crazy. there's a pretty small dancefloor in the middle which was packed and people dancing like crazy. I would say the people were inbetween Rain and Tao but way less hot girls than in TAO.

As soon as I entered the balcony and saw the Las Vegas Strip I was once again and for sure not for the last time of this trip thinking that I have to be in a dream. Was that really happening??? was this real life???

I couldn't find Ankit so I walked down and asked the bouncer in front of the elevator how I could go to the Playboy Club. He told me to just take the escalators. I couldn't find them and a lady that was whitnessing this came over and asked if she could help me.
I said "Sure, just show me where the escalators to Playboy Club are"
to which she answers "Do you want me tom come with you and show you the Playboy Club"
I looked at her and said "Shure Why not, by the way where you from?"
She: "I'm local" --> my alarm bells should have rang right there but they didn't.

On the escalators she asked me:"So do you want some company tonight?"
I was so shocked because I realized she was a hooker so I said: "Oh damm, you are a profesional??, Sorry not interested!!!"

She was gone in a second, apparently I was saying that pretty loud. So Playboy is much darker and more chilled than Moon. I would call it a lounge either than a club. Hot chicks dealing Casino Games. Was nice to watch them.

But since I really love the music Jazzy Jeff was playing I decided to head back to Rain. First I went back to the hotel room because I wanted to make sure that Dustin was still alive. I pushed the button for the elevator, the doors open and there he was standing dressed up with a drink mixed in a plastic bottle of Orange Juice, ready to party.

I rushed to the room, ironed my shirt and put on my suitejacket (or how do you call it???) because Dustin was wearing one and I didn't want to be outshined by him ^^

Had another drink in the room and off to rain again. We danced like crazy, had a blast and especially the music and Jazzy Jeff made this night so special. We kept on drinking and suddenly I think it started to rain inside the club...... what happened????

There was foam coming off the ceiling. How crazy is that. I was so stunned and suddenly was ffeling really warm. Was I getting a serious cold? Fever? Do I have to go to the hospital???

No, none of the above. There were falmes coming out right above our head. How crazy was that? Bubbles, than flames. Insanity.

I decided that Dustin had to see the view from moon so we went over there at 3PM, danced a little bit more and went back to Rain. We were dancing and having a great time when a girl grabbed me and started dancingwith me.. Whoooo only in Vegas. So I danced and had fun with her until they put on the light at like 4:30 PM. I invited her to our room for pregaming the next day and went back to the hotel room to search for Dustin who I lost and ask him if he wanted to go to Drays.

As I open the door I hear laughter and chatter coming out of the main room. I enter and two beautiful Indian ladies where sitting on the couch and having drinks. There was also another guy who happened to be raised in germany. It was all laid back, chilling, talking, drinking. At this moment I thought: "You know Patrick what would make this night perfect?? Getting something to smoke and relax. Thats when the guy from germany might or might not have said that he has some weed in his room and if anybody wants. The girls might have want some too so maybe he went to his room and got everything.

So there I was in Vegas 7AM standing on the balcony with two beautiful Indian girls and maybe also smoking a joint with them while the sun rose while we were watching the Strip.

After that everybody left and I slept like a baby.

What a night.

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Me and Dustin @ Rain

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The Party continues in our room.



i met these girls with dustin the next night at XS. damn, they were fine. fun to dance with as well!

oh, and yes, i lost my group for the first half of the night - the 2nd half ranjit and i were rollin together

attack of the local hookers ? man we need to be careful out there

Patrick, your TR is killin it! Can't wait to hear the rest.

Upps too long have to make it into 2 partys

Day 3

Saturday Aug. 15th

Here we go Day 3 is coming. I just realized how much I experienced within this trip.

I have to add one thing to TAO on thursday.
I was once again walking from "my bar" to the main room when I see these beautiful ladies in lingerie lying on beds and dancing between me. I had to ask the bouncer if they were real women because they just looked sooo nice.
I was sure to see some angels.

But enough of that back to saturday. So I went to bed at around 7:30 AM and got up at around 3PM. I had the baddest hangover of my life and was so sure that I will never be able to recover. I took some aspirin drank a hell lot of water and immediately passed out again. Woke up at 5PM and realized that I totally forgot about Wet Republic. But to be honest even if I hadn't forgotten I didn't think I would have been able to make it.

I looked in the mirror and the face that looked back at me had no resemblance with myself. Vegas was killing me. I was just about to grab some Burger to eat when I remembered the complimentary spa passes for drift spa. So I put on my swimshorts, went to McDonalds and grabbed the only meal of the day. As I once said in one of my drunken posts "eating is overrated in Vegas".

After that Burger I felt a bit better and went to Drift Spa. Wow that place was perfect for a half dead man like me. First of all I went into the hottub, the hot water was making me dizzy and I immediately put a small towel that was laying in icewater on my head and chilled there for about 5 minutes. A spa attendant asked me if I wanted something to drink and i answered:"water Sir, I only need water."

He brought me a bottle of water and I immediately went into the steam room to sweat out all the alcohol that I was still feeling in my body because I really wanted to get into good party shape for XS. So I sat there in the steam room, it was hot, really hot and I once again was thinking that this trip was one for the ages. I was so glad I had all the pictures and videos on my cam because I knew otherwise nobody in germany would believe me a word. Sure the people on JC.com would believe me, because they know Vegas, but if you've never been to Vegas (NYC, I am not thinking of you ;-) ) who could blame them if they wouldn't believe me??

Than I realized that everything began to spin so I left the steam room immediately and jumped into the small pool with the ice cold water (nothing I would recommend but it worked perfect). On the one hand I wanted to sleep but on the other I thought If I'm already here I can also see what they have to offer. So I went to the Hamam, layd down, listened to the chillout music and looked onto the ceiling with all the lights that look like stars. I promise if you lay down there in the state I was in you will actually believe they put some real stars onto the ceiling.

I fell asleep for about 20 mins and after that had a shower and went back upstairs.

It was now 8PM and I was calling Ankit to set everything up for the night. He told me that most of the people that wanted to do bottle service didn't want to anymore because they lost too much money in Vegas. But that he can put us all on the guestlist and bring us in immediately if we wanted to. I really wanted to do bottle service so I searched for some replacements but didn't find any so I called Ankit and said we'll go with him and asked if he wanted to come over to our place and pregame. He said that he was staying at Wynn so it wouldn't make much sense for him to drive all the waya to Palms Place just for an hour of pregaming and asked if we wanted to come to his room instead.

I said get the mixers and I'll bring the alcohol. At 9PM we were finally ready and hopped into a cab to Wynn. Ankit picked us up at the elevators and we went straight into their room (which had a perfect view of encore, the golf course and the encore pool) where we drank even more. Vodka Hypnotic, Pure Vodka and other stuff. That was also the first time I saw Warrens famous flask.

After that we walked to the encore where I suddenly saw this huge line. I was sure the line couldn't be for XS as it was only 10:30 I think and I couldn't see the club entrance. So we kept on walking, and walking and the line didn't end. Once we were at the front Ankit couldn't get in touch with his contact and I was getting a bit worried because I was sure that I would go crazy in that insane line. But on the other hand that means that this place has to be hot if everybody is willing to stand in that insane line. But after maximum 5 minutes Ankit came to us and said let's go guys we're in. Wow I immediately put the cam on record and recorded how we just went past the line.

"CRAZY, DREAM, CRAZY, BIG HUGE SMILE" <-- that was me.

I had to think of Nassau and his famous catch-phrase "I don't do lines". Same goes for me. We got some bad staredowns from people in the line, but I actually can understand this, when a group of only guys just skips the lines, skips the GuestList and TableService Lines and are first to get in. Wow even the people in front of the guestlist line looked at us and seemed to be jeaolous. Big thanks to Ankit who made that possible, I still can't imagine how he did it.

Once inside, the first thing I notice is that XS is a huge club. Wow I see beautiful dancers, lots of tables and the pool outside with even more tables. We started drinking, had some shots of patron and after me ordering my first Vodka Redbull this girl next to me says "Ough you're getting awfully close" to which I respond "Ough (imitating her) that's because I'm awfully drunk". She immediately starts smiling and we keep on chatting for a while until she gets her drink..... something blue.
Me: "What is that"
She: "Adios"
Me: "Adios????"
She: "Adios Motherfucker"
Me looking disturbed
She: "No, noo the drink is called adios motherfucker"
I start laughing and ask her if I can try it.
She: "you really don't know that drink"
Me: "I'm from germany I never heard of that before"
And she really lets me drink from her adios
(I cannot guarantee that the dialogue is 100% the words she and I used but it's pretty accurate)

So for the rest of the night I was drinking Adios Motherfuckers.

And now things are getting blurry. The next thing I know is me dancing on the main dance floor and talking to a thousand different people. I was just saying that I'm from germany I'm having the best time of my life, I love Vegas etc. and somehow I ended on this bad ass table right in the centre of the club, talking with a man that apparently was the one spending for the bottles. They had Grey Goose, Moet & Chandon, Veuve Clicquot and they or better he had a lot of beautiful women with him. As soon as he noticed that my glass was empty he insisted that I should take something from his table. After the second glass he wanted me to make another drink for him and myself. I was feeling cheap ond offered him to pay something. But he was like "no way you pay anything, just enjoy your time in Vegas" So I asked if I might take something from the Moet & Chandon because it has less Alcohol and he just said: "Don't ask, just grab a glass and have fun". He saif he has his own construction business somewhere in california (he did tell me the exact name but I forgot it).

A funny thing was when a bouncer saw me coming from the dancefloor to this talked about table and mixing me anoter drink. He grabbed me and the second he did that the owner of the table said that this was ok and the bouncer apologized, he didn't knew I was with the table etc. I just said I don't mind, he was just doing his job. The real funny thing is that maybe a few seconds later or a minute a really beautiful girl with fake breasts comes to the table and also starts mixing herself a drink. The bouncer sees this but does nothing and only looks at the Construction Guy who gives him a sign and the lady is escorted away from the table.

Next Thing I know is seeing the german guy from friday night (see last trip report from the afterparty at our room) who says they have a table just outside. So I sit with him and met Dustin again. The table actually was from a cool guy who has something to do with porn industry. Couldn't remember what he was doing exactly but he said he was some kind of producer. After the bottles were empty I decided I would buy another one together with Dustin, because I wanted to thank everyone for the night. So I got the table a bottle and wanted to go to the first table of e construction guy to thank him for the night but was pulled to the dance floor from the great beats that made me dance.

So I have to say that everybody who said that there were a lot of asian people there was right. But as I'm totally into asian girls this was like heaven on earth. I was going crazy dancing with asians and asking every asian I saw if they knew a friend of mine who is planning and hosting all the big asian partys in our area of germany. His girlfriend is asian and he knows tons of asian people but of course nobody knew him. But that was a great opener as I told them what he does and that I'm always partying on the "White Lotus" etc. Partys in germany and that I feel like in heaven being surrounded by so many beautiful asian ladies. They liked to hear that so I was partying with my new asian friends for the rest of the night with some breaks to go to our table and mix a new Vodka Cranberry.

At some point of the night I met an african american guy who invited me to his table upstairs by the pool, so I decided to take the stairs and search him. Didn't find him until the end of the night. He was passed out and either lost his table or didn't have one in the first place.

I don't know why but I just can get along very good with club bouncers. I'm never rude, always polite even if Im too drunk to walk on a straight line. So I got these two huge bouncers to "Fake Throw me Out" for a picture. Maybe they liked me because I told them how much I love America and especially Vegas and that there's no way anybody will believe me this in germany.

So we closed the cub down but as I was heading out dustin was gone. The only person I found was the porn producer. The next thing I know is waking up in front of my hotel room in my clothes, money on the floor and a Palazzo Key in my hand.

Dustin somehow invited some girls over and gave them our room key. But he was feeling so bad that he passed out. He was freaking out because he didn't want the ladies to see him lying on the floor like a dead man and he was also afraid that they would possibly robb him. So he locked the door and I was unable to get in. I screamed and hammered on the door but he was deep in the land of dreams and didn't hear anything.
What's the story with the Palazzo key. I honestly don't remeber anything from the moment I left XS to the moment I woke up in front of our door. But it seems as if I had been invited to a private after party in the Palazzo. I swear the only thing I see is a flash and boobs showering in a suite bathroom.

Crazy night. The Craziest Night of my life.

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Pregaming at Ankits room

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Dustin and Me going crazy after walking around the whole club (Adios in my hand)

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The Gentleman that made my night. Does anybody know him? I really want to thank him for making this unbelievable night even better.

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I love Asian girls.

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Getting "Fake thrown out" of XS. Damm that drunk dude I gave my cam should have taken this one better. They were actually holding me and my feet were in the air.

Hope you enjoyed it!

Daym..sounds like you werent drinking your gatorade and taking your Ibuprofens!!

Nice pics! I can't believe you were throwing keggers out that 600 sq ft Wynn room hahaha I should've thought of that :p

Daym..sounds like you werent drinking your gatorade and taking your Ibuprofens!!

Nice pics! I can't believe you were throwing keggers out that 600 sq ft Wynn room hahaha I should've thought of that :p

Gatorade was gone after 1 day. Aspirin everyday. It was like a meal.

Royale, at around 4-5 AM at the Wynn casino after XS, hookers were EVERYWHERE. It felt like all the girls visiting Vegas had gone to bed and all the girls left were hookers trying to feast on drunken desperate guys.

F*ck, they're everywhere. I've even had some proposition me in nightclubs at 3:30 in the morning. Even when I tried to be polite and defer them, they'd keep hustling me. One was even willing to go back to her car! (Fortunately, I had a car, except she said we could either use her car or my car!)

nice report buddy :) saturday night was crazy -- i'm going to write up my side of it tomorrow since i've done enough writing tonight... it was my pleasure to help all you in -- i was lucky enough that an old business contact called in high up at XS and pretty much told them to let us in and asked me to pass on a small fee / tip. i can't wait to see your video of how we went STRAIGHT past all the 4000 people in that fat line

if you like asian girls, next time ur in SF, i'll take you to some of the hottest clubs where the asian girls hang out... u'll have the time of ur life... OR take you to www.asiasf.com :)

nice report buddy :) saturday night was crazy -- i'm going to write up my side of it tomorrow since i've done enough writing tonight... it was my pleasure to help all you in -- i was lucky enough that an old business contact called in high up at XS and pretty much told them to let us in and asked me to pass on a small fee / tip. i can't wait to see your video of how we went STRAIGHT past all the 4000 people in that fat line

if you like asian girls, next time ur in SF, i'll take you to some of the hottest clubs where the asian girls hang out... u'll have the time of ur life... OR take you to www.asiasf.com :)

thanks, I just hope my TRs are not to long.

Keep 'em coming Paddy. Finally got all the money together from my mates and booked last night. I am 100% going to Vegas in January.

It's shitty and grey skies here. I need these stories to keep me going.

thanks, I just hope my TRs are not to long.

Not at all.. short TRs are just lame. You guys set the new standard in TR'in!

Patrick! an amazing TR. wow. i definitely want to check out the palms now! you met some gorgeous girl too.. smoooooth :)

sweet TR man.....I cannot wait for my trip in a month!

awesome TR. Keep the pics coming

shoot me a pm when your TR is complete, so I can copy it to the TR thread.

XS Was Crazyyyyy that dude in the pic was from Detroit but I'm not sure who he was exactly.

Not at all.. short TRs are just lame. You guys set the new standard in TR'in!

"TR" also stands for another thing in my circle of local friends. :eek:

Damn Patrick! You had one helluva time bro! Freakin' A I can't wait for Vegas!!!!!!!

"TR" also stands for another thing in my circle of local friends. :eek:

Hmm that flew right over me! I m trying to think what it can mean... T1t Report?

Hmm that flew right over me! I m trying to think what it can mean... T1t Report?

I havent figured it out either. :confused:

Torn Rectum

That's the feeling you get after a night of drinking where you should have gone to the hospital instead of back to your hotel room. Other indications include if you've done the night before:

- biting people
- jumping into the Tryst Pool
- flipping your junk out in the middle of the dance floor
- drooling as you're passed out.
- breaking aquariums
- uncontrollable urination (with or without the warm water trick)
- etc.

It's kind of what I had in mind why dnix posted a disclaimer about the perils of too much drinking.

Hey guys thanks for the comments. I really want to contribute to this great forum.

I just arrived in NYC. First time here. Looking at the Hudson River. It really is a beautiful city.

I will now start writing my sunday TR but will grab something to eat inbetween. It might take some hours till I post it.

Torn Rectum

That's the feeling you get after a night of drinking where you should have gone to the hospital instead of back to your hotel room. Other indications include if you've done the night before:

- biting people
- jumping into the Tryst Pool
- flipping your junk out in the middle of the dance floor
- drooling as you're passed out.
- breaking aquariums
- uncontrollable urination (with or without the warm water trick)
- etc.


It's kind of what I had in mind why dnix posted a disclaimer about the perils of too much drinking.


I would never admit to that dude, LOL! I have never associated a torn rectum with heavy drinking, sorry, I just haven't!

I would never admit to that dude, LOL! I have never associated a torn rectum with heavy drinking, sorry, I just haven't!

yea.. I think that definition flew over me as well.....I would understand if happened in a different city other then Vegas though.

hahaha......I dont think Ill ever use that term myself.

Reminds of a story I heard once: Your buddy continually comes to your house and drinks all of your beer, gets completely wasted, and passes out on your couch. This happens 3-4 times a week, and your tired of it, so this time you have a plan. After he passes out, you drag him outside near the bushes. Put gloves on, pull his pants down, rub vasoline on his butt, and hit his butt hole with a ball pin hammer. Then leave him in the bushes.

The guy this happened too, has NEVER mentioned that night, and NEVER been drunk at that apartment again. And NO I had no part in that story. Im not cruel enough to do that to someone.

hahaha......I dont think Ill ever use that term myself.

Reminds of a story I heard once: Your buddy continually comes to your house and drinks all of your beer, gets completely wasted, and passes out on your couch. This happens 3-4 times a week, and your tired of it, so this time you have a plan. After he passes out, you drag him outside near the bushes. Put gloves on, pull his pants down, rub vasoline on his butt, and hit his butt hole with a ball pin hammer. Then leave him in the bushes.

The guy this happened too, has NEVER mentioned that night, and NEVER been drunk at that apartment again. And NO I had no part in that story. Im not cruel enough to do that to someone.

LMAO wtf?!?! :eek:

lol hmm imagine having to be the guy setting up the crime scene... thats just wrong

I feel sorry for the guy. His imagination has to be killing him. lol

sounds like just another hot night to me!:D

patrick finish up sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

Everything was good until he broke out the vasoline..

sounds like just another hot night to me!:D

kinky my dear

patrick finish up sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

just grabbed something to eat. We have a Club Lounge in the 38th Floor and there I saw the Statue of Liberty for the first time.

Will start writing now.

just grabbed something to eat. We have a Club Lounge in the 38th Floor and there I saw the Statue of Liberty for the first time.

Will start writing now.

forget the TR, your in NYC. Get out of the hotel. Theres plenty to do there.

forget the TR, your in NYC. Get out of the hotel. Theres plenty to do there.

I will go out. But have to wait for a friend to get ready. We'll leave in about 30 mins. Until then I will write :D

forget the TR, your in NYC. Get out of the hotel. Theres plenty to do there.

+1.. I would so be at the Yankees game, but too bad they are playing the Sox on the road.

+1.. I would so be at the Yankees game, but too bad they are playing the Sox on the road.

yeah, too bad for the Yankees. Poor nyc, he'll have to drown his sorrows in some major alcohol this weekend :D

yeah, too bad for the Yankees. Poor nyc, he'll have to drown his sorrows in some major alcohol this weekend :D

lol arent you guys down 7 in the divison? Well atleast Big Needle finally hit one out..

lol arent you guys down 7 in the divison? Well atleast Big Needle finally hit one out..

actually more like 6...but no worries, after this weekend it'll only be 3

actually more like 6...but no worries, after this weekend it'll only be 3

I like the optimism.. I still feel dumb for drafting Smoltz on my fantasy team though.

just got back to the hotel room. Walked all the way from my hotel at Battery Park to Times Square. I enjoyed it so much. All the impressions and Places I only know from TV or the internet.

When I was on some hotel I saw a guy that wanted to park his car but wasn't able to so I directed him into the parking lot. There was a guy seeing this who was sitting on the stairs in front of the hotel so he said "That's what I love about New York" to which I responded "Actually I'm from germany :D".

We started talking and were talking for about an hour. You never know when you'll meet new cool people. Just walk around with your eyes open. I love this country. But who am I telling this ??? All the people on this forum are open minded and outgoing. I should tell this to most stiff people in Germany.

lol arent you guys down 7 in the divison? Well atleast Big Needle finally hit one out..

LMFAO Big Needle.... Hows it feel Addicted that probably the biggest year in your team's history (2004) is tainted with Big Needle, and Manny being Tranny... both being on the juice... when that news came out it had to be one of the DAWKest <---- weak attempt @ my Boston accent days of Red Sox Fans life... I know my gf was pretty upset when her beloved Papi was all roided up....

Hi Patrick.

In NY last year and went to www.230-fifth.com/

Its amazing.

Little bit of Vegas in New York.

Give it a go and dont forget the TR

Russ

LMFAO Big Needle.... Hows it feel Addicted that probably the biggest year in your team's history (2004) is tainted with Big Needle, and Manny being Tranny... both being on the juice... when that news came out it had to be one of the DAWKest <---- weak attempt @ my Boston accent days of Red Sox Fans life... I know my gf was pretty upset when her beloved Papi was all roided up....

hahah Manny the Tranny.. I got a new line to tease those dodgers fans down here. I am a Giants fan btw.. whats your team pcket?

hahah Manny the Tranny.. I got a new line to tease those dodgers fans down here. I am a Giants fan btw.. whats your team pcket?

haha I am a die hard Cleveland Indians fan, well Cleveland Sports + Ohio State Buckeyes fan in general. But the tribe is my #1 team outta all of em.... When they blew the 3-1 lead to the Roid Sox in 2007:mad: :mad: :mad: .. I seriously didn't talk to anyone for like 3 days. I take it too far at times.....

haha I am a die hard Cleveland Indians fan, well Cleveland Sports + Ohio State Buckeyes fan in general. But the tribe is my #1 team outta all of em.... When they blew the 3-1 lead to the Roid Sox in 2007:mad: :mad: :mad: .. I seriously didn't talk to anyone for like 3 days. I take it too far at times.....

Ooh yea.. my best Indians moment was when that one guy Wright pitching for them back in the days vs Marlins. He really took them deep into the innings ..and then I think Mesa blew it right? Not sure if Tranny was on that team yet..

Ooh yea.. my best Indians moment was when that one guy Wright pitching for them back in the days vs Marlins. He really took them deep into the innings ..and then I think Mesa blew it right? Not sure if Tranny was on that team yet..

Yeah that was the worst.. I was 11, it was back in '97 and Jarret Wright threw a hell of a game and the Indians were two outs away from their first title since 1948...then Joe Table errrrr Jose Mesa freaking blew the game:mad: :mad: :mad: ... But yeah the Tranny was on the team and probably weighed like 180 lbs.. it was before he started getting freaky with those estrogen shots.... :confused:

Manny before he was a Tranny...

Manny before he was a Tranny...

Geeez man.. he looked scrawny hahaha See the miracle of roids! Also he looks kind of normal without those whacked out dreads..

LMFAO Big Needle.... Hows it feel Addicted that probably the biggest year in your team's history (2004) is tainted with Big Needle, and Manny being Tranny... both being on the juice... when that news came out it had to be one of the DAWKest <---- weak attempt @ my Boston accent days of Red Sox Fans life... I know my gf was pretty upset when her beloved Papi was all roided up....

lol when the news came out it barely made it on my radar. i really could care less if the whole team was on steroids. every team we beat along the road to the WS win had steroid users on it so what is the big issue. everybody did it. doesn't make it right but it's the way it was back then. anybody who thinks steroids was limited to a few players or a few teams is kidding themselves.

Hey, who woulda thought the guy who comes out smelling the best is Jose Canseco?? Everyone called him a lying crackpot, but he turned out to be the only guy telling the truth. I think alot of ppl try to compare stats from the past 15 years to stats from the 20s-80s. It doesn't work like that though. There was something shady going on in every era: african americans being relegated to the Negro leagues before the 50s, in the 80s everyone was on amphetamines, etc. Steroids was something so widespead that it doesn't make much sense to say one team or another wouldn't have won their WS title without the use of them.

...every team we beat along the road to the WS win had steroid users on it so what is the big issue. everybody did it...


...Steroids was something so widespead that it doesn't make much sense to say one team or another wouldn't have won their WS title without the use of them.

I know it doesn't make sense to say that it woulda made a difference. My guestimate is that about 85-90% of the league was on the Juice. By everyone being on it, it just leveled the playing field. I was just trying to give addicted a cheap shot and poke fun @ the red sox, because Papi and Tranny were the face of the franchise....Now we just need Curt Schilling's name to come off the "anonymous" list, so people will shutup about his stupid bloody sock.... It was obviously Ketchup or something:D :D

P.S. I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE the Roidsox almost as much as the Yanks, because of the 2007 playoffs, and them breaking Clevelands Consecutive Sellout Record...which is total bs..but that is for another forum....

P.S. I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE the Roidsox almost as much as the Yanks, because of the 2007 playoffs, and them breaking Clevelands Consecutive Sellout Record...which is total bs..but that is for another forum....

Yea I swear they were very close to beating the Sox that year and i think they were up 3-1 in the series right? Momentum in bball is a B!tch... Blame it on Lebron for wearing a yanks hat..I actually saw him at Wet Republic BTW :)

wow you guys are talking baseball and I am still waiting for Patricks TR

wow you guys are talking baseball and I am still waiting for Patricks TR

too much to see here in NYC.
Will post asap.

wow you guys are talking baseball and I am still waiting for Patricks TR

haha were sry LJ for hijacking the thread..actually were sorry Patrick... but it helps break up the wait for his awesome TR's.. Yes there is A LOT to do in NYC Patrick...Enjoy it and write your trip reports when u get some down time... We all understand your on Vacation..Live it up Buddy!!

Yea I swear they were very close to beating the Sox that year and i think they were up 3-1 in the series right? Momentum in bball is a B!tch... Blame it on Lebron for wearing a yanks hat..I actually saw him at Wet Republic BTW :)


Yeah they shoulda def beat them that year..then J.D. @#$@ing Drew went grand salami on us and in game 5 and changed the whole momentum of the series. Yeah and Regarding Mr. James I HATE him for doing that. I'm not saying u gotta make the team's city you play in your team. But don't show up to a playoff game wearing the other team's hat that your city is playing. I mean the indians players support the cabs and i think its just a huge slap in the face to the Cleveland fans in general that spend their hard earn money to come watch you play......LBJ is the biggest drama queen there is he is constantly threating to leave to go to NY...wearing cowboys gear to the browns game when they're playing the cowboys n shit... he is one hell of a basketball player and im glad he is on my team...but off the court i dont like his style... How was he is vegas? He is a MASSIVE individual? Was he flaunting around making it rain pac-man jones style??

Great trip report so far, Patrick! I sort of resisted on reading these reports since it might get me do something impulsive like book a trip out to Vegas...

Great trip report so far, Patrick! I sort of resisted on reading these reports since it might get me do something impulsive like book a trip out to Vegas...

LDW is two weeks away... Dnix is rolling... might as well jump on the boat and join him! :D

Great trip report so far, Patrick! I sort of resisted on reading these reports since it might get me do something impulsive like book a trip out to Vegas...

Ahhh me too!!! These trip reports are so awesome it makes me want to go back sooooo bad!!

How was he is vegas? He is a MASSIVE individual? Was he flaunting around making it rain pac-man jones style??

Yea you are right, you can't be wearing other teams colors because you do like the team. I don't see anyone doing that in Lakers land. LBJ in person was definitely massive. But there were meat heads at the pool bigger then him in thickness, but he was tall and had some serious biceps.

The moment I remembered the most was him standing in the VIP cabana area and looking around for babes. Then he would point to a girl out in the crowd and have his body guard go talk to her to see if she wants to party in the "Lebron cabana". He has his own private pool area in his cabana where just kept the hottest chicks in Wet Rep.

He has his own private pool area in his cabana where just kept the hottest chicks in Wet Rep.

hahaha must be nice to have millions upon millions and have HUGE celebrity status...

LDW is two weeks away... Dnix is rolling... might as well jump on the boat and join him! :D

Diabolical! Can't make it LDW, though - going up to NYC to a friend's b-day bash... but I may now book my next trip irregardless...

hahaha must be nice to have millions upon millions and have HUGE celebrity status...

Yea he was kind of a douche about pictures though. He made his body guards find people pointing at him with cameras and tell him to stop. Its Wet Rep for goodness sake..everyones gonna be taking pictures when they are there.

I'm flying to MIA tomorrow where we will most of the time chill in a house in cape coral. The end of this trip will b pretty relaxing. That's when I'll finish my TR:

Hope you don't mind waiting another two days for me to get finished.

On a side note. I today watched the first baseball game of my life.

New York Yankees against Boston Red Sox

thats a hell of a first game to see.

I'm flying to MIA tomorrow where we will most of the time chill in a house in cape coral. The end of this trip will b pretty relaxing. That's when I'll finish my TR:

Hope you don't mind waiting another two days for me to get finished.

On a side note. I today watched the first baseball game of my life.

New York Yankees against Boston Red Sox


how unfortunate that the first red sox game you saw was a loss, to the yankees no less. :(

I probably have missed this in a tip thread somewhere but what was the purpose of going to the Gold Coast and for a card?

I probably have missed this in a tip thread somewhere but what was the purpose of going to the Gold Coast and for a card?

with the card from gold coast you get a 10% discount in the liqour store.

with the card from gold coast you get a 10% discount in the liqour store.

Is there a liquor store in the casino?

Is there a liquor store in the casino?

Yes!!! Good deals too... I think someone posted a list of the differences in prices somewhere

Yes!!! Good deals too... I think someone posted a list of the differences in prices somewhere

Nice- thanks.

Nice- thanks.

Were you able to find it?!?

Nah, I searched through the forums but didn't see a price list.

Day 4

Sunday Aug. 16th

First of all sorry for the delay of my last TR. But as soon as I was in NYC there was so much to see and do that I couldn't find time for writing. On saturday I received a message on facebook from Nassau that he wasn't able to fly to Miami and was coming to NYC instead so we met up and had a JC Meet & Greet in NYC.
But now lets start with my TR for sunday.

Wow, Saturday was the night of the nights. So much crazyness. Will I be able to recover in time from this night?? I was sure I wouldn't be able to and was saying to myself: "This was it. Your Vegas Trip has ended!" I woke up around 2PM totally wasted and my head was spinning. That was when I remembered that we still had 25$ comped on roomservice (that was included in our rate). So I ordered a nice burger and waited for it lying in bed and watching TV. I was still so tired that I woke up when the bell was ringing and my burger arrived. Let me tell you, this was the first real Meal I had in Vegas (I don't count McDonalds and Fast Food Pizza as a real meal) and I really enjoyed it and it gave me back some energy for the rest of the day.

After I finished the Burger I decided to once again recover at drift spa. (for more details on drift spa see the previous TRs).

As soon as I left drift and went up to my room I remembered that we already bought the "unforgettable night" pack from bellagio and that we had a table at Yellowtail at 5. So I talked to Dustin and we decided to go to Yellowtail, than see "O" and after that decide whether we'll keep on partying at the bank or just sleep until monday. After all we had to get up at 7AM on monday to catch our flight to Washington DC.

We arrived at Yellowtail at around 5:30 PM and were the only guests at that time. We gave the server the vouchers and picked our appetizer, second appetizer, entree and dessert. (on each course you could choose between two alternatives). The moment we finished the first appetizer the fountains started and we went to the balcony to watch the show which gave me some extra energy. (Although at this moment my energy level was still very low and I felt every minute of partying my body went thorugh the last few days). When we were finished and there were no leftovers (The dessert, some sort of chocolate cake with warm liquid chocolate inside, banana foam and green tea ice was mind blowing) we headed over to the "O"-Theater.

I had heard so much positive things about "O" that I was really excited and looking forward to the Show. And what can I say. It was so crazy and mind blowing. The best show I've ever seen (maybe tied on the first rank with Siegfried & Roy).I was still standing a bit next to me because of all the partying the days before but that made the whole experience even more surreal. So I can recommend this show to everone. If you want to see a show in Vegas go to "O". Definately worth the money.

I'm not sure if I was hyped up after "O" or if it even took some energy out of my body because watching the show was pretty intense. We decided to first head to our hotel room and pack our suitcases because I knew once I started to celebrate and go crazy I wouldn't be able to pack my stuff or would leave half of everything in the room. So that's what we did.

Even though we were pretty much dead we decided to at least grab the complimentary cocktails at Caramel (also included in the "unforgettable night" package). So once again into the cab and off to Bellagio. We arrived at Caramel (around 10:15 PM) and Once we entered, people were already dancing and having a good time. Caramel is what I would call a lounge. People there are older than in the clubs but also having fun and some were actually going crazy. First stop: The bar. Since the Vouchers said "enjoy a complimentary cocktail" I ordered two white russians. I of course wanted to pay them with the vouchers but the barkeeper explained to me that the vouchers were only for drinks like Vodka Tonic and not for actual cocktails. He saw the confusion on our face and quickly handed me a two for one voucher. So we only paid one white russian and used the vouchers for two Vodka Cranberries. The moment he gave us the two vodka crans, he took the vouchers, and a second later handed them back to me. So we finished the drinks and ordered two new ones. At this point Dustin told me that he's not feeling well and that he's not going to finish his drink. I was unsure of what to do. The reasonable thing would be to go to the hotel room and grab some sleep.

So I told Dustin let's just walk over to the bank and if we like it we stay, otherwise we go back to the hotel room. I finished my drink and wasn't able to leave his vodka-cran behind. It seemed like it was talking to me: "Patrick, this is your last night in Vegas, drink me and I promise you this will be a night you won't forget. And what would all the people on JC.com say if they knew you would let me stand here, all alone....".

So the glass won. I drank it, left a nice tip for the barkeeper and we headed over to the bank.

Have I already told you that I think the lines are insane in Vegas. Once again I was seeing this big big line. I went to the guy with the clipboard and asked where I would get in with the "VIP complimentary Vouchers" from the unforgettable night pack. He said I would just have to wait in line and that the vouchers are only free admission. (Damm that was also what the woman told me that sold me the pack). It was now around 11 PM maybe a bit later and Dustin told me that he was going back to the hotel room. Once again the reasonable thing would've been to go with him. But I'm in Vegas and the talking glass from caramel was now taking over and so I just said:"Ok, I'll stay here and check out the venue. If it sucks I'll be back in about an hour. If it's great I'll be back late in the night".

So there I was standing in line to get into the bank..... But wait, wasn't there someone saying "I don't do lines????". Yes there was. I was once again saying stuff to myself: "I got into TAO on Thursday without waiting, the Palms Clubs on Friday and even XS on saturday. So I will not start standing in line on a sunday at the bank".

I walked to the guy with the clipboard handed him 30$ and asked if he could take care of me and that I'm on my own. He took the bills and asked how much we are talking about. I said 30$ and I don't want to wait another minute. He answered that it would be another 20 once he brings me inside to which I responded: "I know the amounts to grease from the JC.com so if he doesn't want my money I'll just talk to one of his colleagues. The next thing I notice is the rope opens and I'm send to the escalator and into "the bank". WOW once again thank you JC.com otherwise I might have paid 50 to get in.

I handed the two vouchers to someone standing in line so that at least if he had to wait for hours his entry fee would be comped.

Once inside I walked to the bar, bought a Vodka Redbull and started walking around. Once I took the first steps down, I see Elle and I'm going crazy that I met her. Because I thought I wouldn't know anyone inside the club. She insisted on buying me drinks because I bought most of the drinks on Thursday at TAO. So I got drunk and we danced and partied like Rockstars. From this point once again on this trip everything gets a bit blurry. I remember going crazy and jumping around when some of my fav. songs where played. And the next thing I rememer is Dustin who spills water onto my face because we have to leave in 10 minutes. I somehow passed out on the couch and he wasn't able to wake me up. I jumped under the shower took everything (besided my ipod which I forgot was still in the iHome) and we left to the airport. The second we entered the airplane I fell asleep and I got up when we touched down in Washington DC. The first thing that comes into my mind is: "Did this really happen??" The next thing is checking my camera. I see all the pics and videos from Vegas so it seems that I wasn't dreaming but instead was having the time of my life.

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After "O"

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9206/cimg3547.jpg
complimentary drinks at Caramel.

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7769/cimg3548a.jpg
In front of "the bank"

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Inside of "the bank"



Now that I'm finished I have to thank a few people (in no special order):

First of all Dustin: for making this whole trip with me and especially Vegas. Thanks for waking me up on monday or I would have missed my flight.

Elle: It was a pleasure to meet you and your friend K. It was crazy with you two.

Aaron: You're awesome and know how to party.

Warren: It was great to meet you and I'm still jealous for your flask.

Ankit: Wow dude, you're the man. know how to party and the entrance to XS. Crazy. The same goes to everyone from your crew. Ranjit and all the guys, it was an honour to party with you.

Darryl: Thanks for everything. The way you walked us into TAO was crazy. This was actually my first Vegas Party experience and you made sure that I had a blast.

And last but not least:
Everone from this forum that helped me experience this. Without you this trip would've only been half as good or maybe less than half as good.

I hope I could transfer some of the feelings and moments I enjoyed while I was in Vegas to everyone who has a Vegas Trip coming to get them pumped up and for everyone that has a long time until he or she will be back to Vegas to shorten the waiting time.

Special Thanks to the man himself:
Jack Colton: Wasn't able to meet you (hope you're cold is over) but thank you for putting this side up hand giving us "tourists" all the inside information that we otherwise wouldn't have"

I hope I didn't miss anyone.

Patrick

nice......cant wait for the pics

Brilliant tr! I second the notion on the pics

Nah, I searched through the forums but didn't see a price list.

I'll see if I can find it for ya

So here are the pics,

I also included them in the last part of my TR.

dnix feel free to copy all the party into the TR Thread.
EDIT: I wanted to write parts instead of party but that must have been a freudian slip!

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/8973/cimg3512k.jpg
After "O"

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9206/cimg3547.jpg
complimentary drinks at Caramel.

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7769/cimg3548a.jpg
In front of "the bank"

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/4673/cimg3574g.jpg
Inside of "the bank"

Ok ladies & gentleman,

I don't know why I do it, but here's the pic of how I looked on the plane from Vegas to Washington DC.

I know it's disgusting, and I still wear the same shirt. The thing is, I already packed everything into my suitcase before I went to the bank and when I was woken up the next morning with a cold glass of water in my face, we had to rush t the airport, otherwise we would have missed our flight.

But be sure, the first thing I did in Washington was taking a shower and after that taking a bath :D .

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/5813/cimg3596w.jpg

Now you all know the truth.

That's what Vegas did to me.

But would I do it again,......... absolutely!

Who is that blonde girl in the pic with you? She is always in the pics on Napkin nights.

Who is that blonde girl in the pic with you? She is always in the pics on Napkin nights.

mmh I can't even remember taking that pic.

Maybe a waitress?

NIce add!!!!

nice tr thanks for finishing it up :D

nice tr thanks for finishing it up :D

that's the least I could do after all the information I received from this forum.

I'm already working on the Videoreport. But There's so much shaky material I have to make the best of it :D

Great job. Vegas, oh Vegas baby! Nothing even comes close

Great job. Vegas, oh Vegas baby! Nothing even comes close

You're absolutely right. Nothing comes close.

I just reread your TR. I love the story with the crazy dancer chick :D hahaha.

Hope you can somehow make it out in May for the forum party.

mmh I can't even remember taking that pic.

Maybe a waitress?

It is the waitress. Shes really nice. :D

It is the waitress. Shes really nice. :D

yes she is indeed. :D

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/5813/cimg3596w.jpg

Now you all know the truth.

That's what Vegas did to me.

But would I do it again,......... absolutely!

Way to do it Patrick!!!! Hahaha VEGAS!

You should do the picture of you at Ditch all happy and drunk and then put the one of you on the plane with your jacket on your head side by side. Kinda of like a before and after shot.

You should do the picture of you at Ditch all happy and drunk and then put the one of you on the plane with your jacket on your head side by side. Kinda of like a before and after shot.

here you are :D

before:
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/164/cimg3343l.jpg

after:
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/5813/cimg3596w.jpg

awesome!!!!! Im sure we'll all have those!

I love it!!!! :D

Nice pics! That girl looks like someone that works at XS...

Nice pics! That girl looks like someone that works at XS...

mmhhhh......
the pic was definately taken at the bank on sunday.

awesome!!!!! Im sure we'll all have those!

hahaha
that would be so awesome if everybody did that!

she defiantly works at the bank. Ive met her before

Ok ladies & gentleman,

I don't know why I do it, but here's the pic of how I looked on the plane from Vegas to Washington DC.

I know it's disgusting, and I still wear the same shirt. The thing is, I already packed everything into my suitcase before I went to the bank and when I was woken up the next morning with a cold glass of water in my face, we had to rush t the airport, otherwise we would have missed our flight.

But be sure, the first thing I did in Washington was taking a shower and after that taking a bath :D .

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/5813/cimg3596w.jpg

Now you all know the truth.

That's what Vegas did to me.

But would I do it again,......... absolutely!


THIS is just classic. I love it. I'll have to remember to take before and after pictures on the way there and the way home.

Oh man I think it's all in perspective now that i'm going to be needing another vacation after vegas. But I gotta admit it does look like it's gonna be worth it! :D

Oh man I think it's all in perspective now that i'm going to be needing another vacation after vegas. But I gotta admit it does look like it's gonna be worth it! :D

trust me, it is worth it :D:D

she defiantly works at the bank. Ive met her before

You keep saying "defiantly" when other people would say "definitely." I do not think it means what you think it means.

if hes typing on his iphone its prob a setting thing where it completes the word.

You keep saying "defiantly" when other people would say "definitely." I do not think it means what you think it means.

if hes typing on his iphone its prob a setting thing where it completes the word.

your both correct.

your both correct.

that answer is quite defiant :D

that answer is quite defiant :D

Definitely.

Quality TR man, thats the way to do Vegas! LOL :cool:

what a great tr! Thanks!

absolute solid tr........ if only someone made a documentary on your trip lol.. would of been great viewing

absolute solid tr........ if only someone made a documentary on your trip lol.. would of been great viewing

Thanks Joel,
a documentary would have been great, I'm sure there's plenty of stuff I forgot.

absolute solid tr........ if only someone made a documentary on your trip lol.. would of been great viewing

Thanks Joel,
a documentary would have been great, I'm sure there's plenty of stuff I forgot.

haha Patrick..once you get back after AOD you need to throw in some german voice over the vids!

absolute solid tr........ if only someone made a documentary on your trip lol.. would of been great viewing

Thanks Joel,
a documentary would have been great, I'm sure there's plenty of stuff I forgot.

haha Patrick..once you get back after AOD you need to throw in some german voice over the vids!

haha
I will look into that. I think we might be able to make Hangover Part 2 out of all the videos that will be shot during the may invasion

Thanks Joel,
a documentary would have been great, I'm sure there's plenty of stuff I forgot.

haha Patrick..once you get back after AOD you need to throw in some german voice over the vids!

haha
I will look into that. I think we might be able to make Hangover Part 2 out of all the videos that will be shot during the may invasion

Sounds awesome! Maybe everyone toss their clips in one place..have someone thats great at editing and a sound guy and make a movie out of it. Wonderful idea! I mean WUNDERBAR!!!

dude, patrick last time was baller. this time will be better. and we're both at palms place - im on 51st floor. let's throw some afterparties?

dude, patrick last time was baller. this time will be better. and we're both at palms place - im on 51st floor. let's throw some afterparties?

You guys should adjoin your Pantheon suites!

dude, patrick last time was baller. this time will be better. and we're both at palms place - im on 51st floor. let's throw some afterparties?

You guys should adjoin your Pantheon suites!

tbh it's not sure at which Hotel the Pantheon Suite will set grounds. But Palms Place is still in the mix.

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I love Asian girls.[/QUOTE]

YOU AND ME BOTH DUDE... I LOVE ASIAN WOMEN I think alot of european men do. Its funny cuz my friend in toronto runes all the asian parties I'm always there :D