Again thanks to everyone on this site! Below you will find my trip report day by day. I have only just finished the first day so bear with me as I update it.

We want it now!!! :mad:

Day 1 Tuesday

Vegas Lights and Vomit on the side of a BMW

The trip really started off before I even flew over to Vegas. Went and got my hair and nails done, and did some last minute research (printing out important info). At the airport I decided to be good and not have a drink, but as you guys know once I touched down in Vegas that was about to change. The flight was easy and only took an hour so I barely had time to listen to some jams to get me in the mood for partying that night.

When I arrived I met up with my friend K. and checked into the hotel. I did not do the $20 trick and was able to get a strip view because it was my birthday. Plus the lady was super nice.

We began to drink in our room, get ready and catch up. I was drinking Malibu and Diet and she was having a blast with Jack and Coke. I called up one of my local friends to see what he was up to for the night and he suggested that we meet with him and his friends at Blush because they had a table and it was a good place to start out the night.

Blush: It is a small and pretty little place. There is a small dancefloor and a little outdoor area. Our friends table was in the middle of the outside area and we joined them and caught up. There were very pretty bottle girls and I would say the patrons are a bit on the more mature side. It is located in Wynn, and I would recommend it for couples or groups of friends who want some dancing and nightlife but still be able to have a conversation.

My friend and I ended up getting pulled over to an older gentleman table for some champagne. It was actually pretty awkward because the guy was nice but he kept talking to me like I was an idiot. I decided that champagne wasn't really worth the trouble so I excused myself. I would recommend that if you get an outside table to skip the champagne as it does heat up fast.

Then the whole group decided to go to Lavo.

Lavo: I thought it was pretty garish and over decorated. It did have some interesting features like the faucets everywhere. But the whole Bathhouse concept was kinda lost of me. It is small but it did have some character. I would not say it is a must see, but I also would not say it was a must pass. The crowd was pretty fun and everyone was having a great time. Oh, and yeah there were a ton of hot chicks. Industry night means a lot of the dancers from XS and other clubs show up. Dancers are fit!

We ended up getting a lot of drink tickets because of our local friends. By this time I was super drunk and dancing everywhere. K. ended up making out with some guy during a song and he looked like he was about possibly the worst kisser ever. We hightailed it out of there quick!

We decided we didn't want to stop partying and hoped in the car with everyone (and a sober driver) and made our way over to Seamless afterhours... Before we made it there my friend K. leans over and says:

“Umm, I'm not feeling well”
“Your not?”
“Yeah, I'm going to be sick” (as she is rolling down the window)
“Like now?!?”
“Yeah now.........”
Then she daintily leaned her head our and puked out of the window. It wasn't too bad actually and she got most of it out of the window.

My friend turned around and dropped her off. I didn't want to miss out on my night so after asking her if she was going to be cool a hundred times I left her to go to Afterhours.

Seamless Afterhours: A smallish strip club with women who run the gamut from being atrocious to being very sexy. The club isn't intimidating and I think it is good to bring your girlfriend or whatever if you are with someone because its pretty chick friendly. (like it doesn't feel weird to be in there)

Right when we get in we sit down on some couches and have a drink. A guy we were with had a little bit on money sticking out of his front pocket and a stripper ran up, jumped on him, grabbed the money, and then ran off. That is so shady!!!! So he was a bit angry. The night gets a little blurry from there but I can tell you I got in trouble for jumping on stage and doing pole dancing.

When I got back it was daylight and my friend was passed out. She looked like a little angel, and if she did throw up anymore she kept it in the toilet.... which is the best one can get hope for in a roommate!!!!!!!

hurry im bored right now plenty of time to read the whole thing . lol

I also just started with the thursday TR. Will post it tonight as soon as I'm finished. Maybe will even get to friday.

Im such a slow writer!!!

I forgot to post $ spent:

Drinks $12

The rest comp

Not bad for a first night!!!

I forgot to post $ spent:

Drinks $12

The rest comp

Benefits of have t's and a v!!!

wait till our trip reports come with $$ spent :P hahahahahahaha

wait till our trip reports come with $$ spent :P hahahahahahaha

We have a section for that: Post you bill, no matter how much it hurt! (http://forums.jackcolton.com/showthread.php?t=207)

Benefits of have t's and a v!!!



i thought it was t & a... well... i suppose v is better than a.

Day 2 Wednesday

Koalas, Stripper Leavings, and Somewhat Walk of Shame

When I woke up in the morning I was so sick, but my friend K. was feeling alright. Probably because she got to puke some of the drinks up she drank. We decided to use my Stripburger Restaurant.com coupon. So we headed down the strip. It was SO hot. We felt like we were going to die. When we finally got the stripburger we were starving.

Stripburger: Name is misleading haha. No strippers, but burgers on the strip at the fashionshow mall. They had yummy friend and fried pickle with I love and are not very popular in CA as they are in other states. Anyway it is all outdoors and therefore. A bit hot. The service was good and they played some great music.

We are vegetarians so we are probably the worst restaurant reviews on the planet. It was pretty good and reasonably priced.

After that we decided to go gamble a little. I don't really gamble very much so I just sat down a slot machine and started to push buttons. First of all, either I was drunk (ok I was) or they are making some very confusing slots these days! All of the sudden stuff started to flash and I won like $70, which is great for me because I figured it would buy me dinner.

We hobbled down the strip for some more people watching. I always thought I was one of the best people watchers on the planet but I such compared to K. She was pointing out all sorts of things that I did not see. Like a few women decided that camel toe was a fashion statement. I so wish I had a camera, but I wouldn't want to get kicked off the site for posting such gross pictures!
When we got back I decided that we should have a “Quiet night” and not go to crazy. So we opted to get on the list for Ghostbar and Playboy Club. Have a few drinks and chat.

To get on the list for those clubs I used
Chris Hornak
He got us on the list no problem and is very professional. I would give him the highest recommendation. I am not sure if I can post his contact info, as I don't want to offend anyone on the we site, but I would be happy to give it out. And no he never asked me for a dime nor expected anything. Very very professional.

Ghostbar: What can I say? Nice view and nice space. The crowd is decidedly NOT that hot. I'm not going to lie there were some total big game hunting!!! But everyone is there to have a good time and it wasn't pretentious in the slightest way. They have a cool see through floor on the balcony. When I stood over it this gross guy leaned over me and said “wish I was on the bottom looking up!” Ick.....

There was a big cop convention in town, so the crowd started out a bit square. One guy came up to us and started to hit on my friend. We turned down is offer of a drink and tried to politely excuse ourselves from the conversation. When he said that he had two Asian friends that “”loved tall blonde chicks” Like he was trying to pimp us out. Wow... we walked away.

Then a group of about 5 or 6 Aussies showed up and struck up a conversation with us. They were really fun and didn't seem to mind my sassy attitude. I call Aussies Koalas for obvious reasons and they did not mind. They did talk about cocaine a bit, which is not my deal, but whatever.

One of the Koalas was going crazy having a good time. We called him the Manamal. He even bite me. He ended up getting thrown out and it was beyond hilarious.. (wait so my friend bite me Nick at the strip club I'll post pics)

They had a few suites and the Belagio (however you spell it stupid spell check) and they invited us to go and have a few drinks with them. They seemed cute and nice, and frankly I havent seen a Suite at that hotel so I figured why not?

We hopped in a limo and went and had a few drinks with them. The suites there are SO nice. How many bathrooms does one place need? After we drank a bit and laughed a lot we all decided to go to a strip club. Plus K. didn't get to go to one with me the night before and so I didn't want her to miss out....

We got into another limo and went to Spearmint Rhino.

Spearmint Rhino: Its a lot bigger than Seamless and much more of a stripclub. It has much hotter girls too. I told one of the Koalas that he promised me boobs on my face so he better deliver. So I went with him for a private dance in a more private room. He picked a way hot chick with great fakes and a nice butt so I was like SCORE! When she was given me a dance she was trying to talk with me, but its like less talk more dancing. Dude is not paying anyone to talk to me. So in those rooms you can totally touch boobs have them in your face and even...... wait for it.......MOTERBOAT! I did it! I also got to grab her but which was great because it was nice and walking the strip, I saw way too many fat ass's and so I needed to get them out of my mind.
Went back and got one of the cuter aussies a lap dance and bought another one a drink. They were being so kind by taking us girls out and I wish I could have done more.

When K. came back from her private dance, and started to chat a little with me. While she was getting her lapdance she took her money and phone out of her bra and out it on the table. When she came out she relized that she had left a $100 bill on the table.

“OMG, I lost $100, I just put it on a table and the table knocked down and I don't have it”
“Ohhh, dude your money is SOO Lost, like sooooooo fucking gone, just kiss it goodbye”

As I was saying that the stripper appears and asks her is she forgot something and give her BACK her $100. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!?

We took a limo back, with them and drank. I feel passed out for like half and hour and woke up to my friend trying to wake me up. I kept telling her to let me sleep just a little longer but like the good friend she is, she made me get up before anyone got too many ideas.

When we got into the cab it was daylight and we were dressed in our clubbing clothes. People with families were looking at us like we were 'tutes. I guess I dont blame them.

When we got to our hotel, I noticed that K. had some weird stuff on her dress. I was like

“K! What the hell is that stuff of your dress?!? OMG!”
“Hey, I think this is from the stripper”
“What?!?”
“Yeah she kept trying to stuff her face in my cooch and she was all about rubbing her 'tang on my lap”
“OMG, its so true”
“What” (she has these inoccent blue eyes)
“Its stripper leaving dude, They put powder DOWN THERE for obvious reasons and so that's what's all over your dress”

Then we thought about it, and decided that we must have looked quite a sight stumbling around in the morning with white on her dress and clubbing clothes on!

Total spent:
1 meal: $20
Drinks: $55
Tranportation:$20
1 lapdance: $20

Stripper leavings on my otherwise upstanding friend: Priceless.

Day 1 Tuesday

Vegas Lights and Vomit on the side of a BMW

The trip really started off before I even flew over to Vegas. Went and got my hair and nails done, and did some last minute research (printing out important info). At the airport I decided to be good and not have a drink, but as you guys know once I touched down in Vegas that was about to change. The flight was easy and only took an hour so I barely had time to listen to some jams to get me in the mood for partying that night.

When I arrived I met up with my friend K. and checked into the hotel. I did not do the $20 trick and was able to get a strip view because it was my birthday. Plus the lady was super nice.

We began to drink in our room, get ready and catch up. I was drinking Malibu and Diet and she was having a blast with Jack and Coke. I called up one of my local friends to see what he was up to for the night and he suggested that we meet with him and his friends at Blush because they had a table and it was a good place to start out the night.

Blush: It is a small and pretty little place. There is a small dancefloor and a little outdoor area. Our friends table was in the middle of the outside area and we joined them and caught up. There were very pretty bottle girls and I would say the patrons are a bit on the more mature side. It is located in Wynn, and I would recommend it for couples or groups of friends who want some dancing and nightlife but still be able to have a conversation.

My friend and I ended up getting pulled over to an older gentleman table for some champagne. It was actually pretty awkward because the guy was nice but he kept talking to me like I was an idiot. I decided that champagne wasn't really worth the trouble so I excused myself. I would recommend that if you get an outside table to skip the champagne as it does heat up fast.

Then the whole group decided to go to Lavo.

Lavo: I thought it was pretty garish and over decorated. It did have some interesting features like the faucets everywhere. But the whole Bathhouse concept was kinda lost of me. It is small but it did have some character. I would not say it is a must see, but I also would not say it was a must pass. The crowd was pretty fun and everyone was having a great time. Oh, and yeah there were a ton of hot chicks. Industry night means a lot of the dancers from XS and other clubs show up. Dancers are fit!

We ended up getting a lot of drink tickets because of our local friends. By this time I was super drunk and dancing everywhere. K. ended up making out with some guy during a song and he looked like he was about possibly the worst kisser ever. We hightailed it out of there quick!

We decided we didn't want to stop partying and hoped in the car with everyone (and a sober driver) and made our way over to Seamless afterhours... Before we made it there my friend K. leans over and says:

“Umm, I'm not feeling well”
“Your not?”
“Yeah, I'm going to be sick” (as she is rolling down the window)
“Like now?!?”
“Yeah now.........”
Then she daintily leaned her head our and puked out of the window. It wasn't too bad actually and she got most of it out of the window.

My friend turned around and dropped her off. I didn't want to miss out on my night so after asking her if she was going to be cool a hundred times I left her to go to Afterhours.

Seamless Afterhours: A smallish strip club with women who run the gamut from being atrocious to being very sexy. The club isn't intimidating and I think it is good to bring your girlfriend or whatever if you are with someone because its pretty chick friendly. (like it doesn't feel weird to be in there)

Right when we get in we sit down on some couches and have a drink. A guy we were with had a little bit on money sticking out of his front pocket and a stripper ran up, jumped on him, grabbed the money, and then ran off. That is so shady!!!! So he was a bit angry. The night gets a little blurry from there but I can tell you I got in trouble for jumping on stage and doing pole dancing.

When I got back it was daylight and my friend was passed out. She looked like a little angel, and if she did throw up anymore she kept it in the toilet.... which is the best one can get hope for in a roommate!!!!!!!


you're very descriptive! good job.

glad you had fun, but just enough to say out of trouble :D

i thought it was t & a... well... i suppose v is better than a.

V definately get's you more than A ever will.... unless your A is incredible!!! :D

Stripper leavings on my otherwise upstanding friend: Priceless.

LOL Gold :D

i thought it was t & a... well... i suppose v is better than a.

dude i try to keep my v to myself! I don't need to throw that our for any drinks I know that!

V definately get's you more than A ever will.... unless your A is incredible!!! :D

i thought you vegas guys were all into A... but really you are just a bunch of softcore teddy bears :p

you're very descriptive! good job.

glad you had fun, but just enough to say out of trouble :D

am i being too descriptive? I just LOVE reading reports and i always wish people would write just a little more! Plus I almost feel like I have to justify my outlandish posts from when i was wasted:p

am i being too descriptive? I just LOVE reading reports and i always wish people would write just a little more! Plus I almost feel like I have to justify my outlandish posts from when i was wasted:p

Not at all!!! Their awesome!!!

am i being too descriptive? I just LOVE reading reports and i always wish people would write just a little more! Plus I almost feel like I have to justify my outlandish posts from when i was wasted:p


no no, not at all. you're doing awesome! i love reading about everyone's reports.. puts smile on my face almost every time. i just know my reports will suck in comparison because i don't have the patience to be so detailed about what happened.

carry on, carry on! don't let fools like me interrupt!

i thought you vegas guys were all into A... but really you are just a bunch of softcore teddy bears :p

I dont even know what to say... :confused:

Also those titles are awesome!!! Clever too!

So many guys were trying to score but were all lame about it, they were totally willing to get whatever they got. I mean get some game for christsakes, or look really good!

Also those titles are awesome!!! Clever too!

I misread you for a second and thought you said TITIES!!

I was like, I haven't even posted pics yet! I think Patrick has more pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

So many guys were trying to score but were all lame about it, they were totally willing to get whatever they got. I mean get some game for christsakes, or look really good!

Thats Vegas!!! Filled with db's that get what they can... personally it's all about having the best time you can... and it sounds like you did an awesome job at that!

Not descriptive enough IMO. What were you wearing? :)

I misread you for a second and thought you said TITIES!!

I was like, I haven't even posted pics yet! I think Patrick has more pics of me then I do cause I didnt want to bring my camera out to the pool and stuff

lmfao!!! I bet your face was almost priceless when you thought that too!!! :eek: "When did he see my titties?!?"

Not descriptive enough IMO. What were you wearing? :)

ha more like what were the strippers NOT wearing

Not descriptive enough IMO. What were you wearing? :)

Well at the end of day 2 she says that her friend was wearing a dress with white stripper "stains"

nice trip review so far cisco whats up with all this tittie talk lol

nice trip review so far cisco whats up with all this tittie talk lol

Elle started it! I'm just going with it! :D

Did I miss the part where u ended up on the strip pole?????

Well at the end of day 2 she says that her friend was wearing a dress with white stripper "stains"

We were wearing black dresses! it was so noticable

Elle has a REALLY nice purse though :P

Elle has a REALLY nice purse though :P

hahaha awesome titles too huh?!? :D

Elle has a REALLY nice purse though :P

warren your so awesome!!!! when i met him i showed him where i keel my id and cash... in my bra!

Did I miss the part where u ended up on the strip pole?????

the first time was day 1

warren your so awesome!!!! when i met him i showed him where i keel my id and cash... in my bra!

haha thanks! You were awesome too. I wish we coulda hung out a bit more...next time perhaps!

So far so good on the TR as well Elle, gettin me pumped up for writing my own....I'm thinking tomorrow after work probably.

haha thanks! You were awesome too. I wish we coulda hung out a bit more...next time perhaps!

So far so good on the TR as well Elle, gettin me pumped up for writing my own....I'm thinking tomorrow after work probably.

haha so far she did hers, pat's doing his... both of them are sounding awesome already so your gonna have to step it up as far as describing a lot!!!

Also we need some pics!!!

pics at the very end! I dont have many just of me looking cute and booze. pat will beat me hand down at pics

Oh my god elle, I have so many pics. Will post them in my TR.
Your first days sound great. I didn't think I would have survived If I would have arrived on tuesday too.

Oh my god elle, I have so many pics. Will post them in my TR.
Your first days sound great. I didn't think I would have survived If I would have arrived on tuesday too.

only post cute pics of me or i'll fly to germany and kick you!:D

only post cute pics of me or i'll fly to germany and kick you!:D

haha, I will. I promise. I just noticed browsing my pics that I look so wasted on a lot of them..... but I will share them anyway.:D

haha so far she did hers, pat's doing his... both of them are sounding awesome already so your gonna have to step it up as far as describing a lot!!!

Also we need some pics!!!

I know I got my work cut out for me that's for sure!

I actually won't have many pics because we broke the camera on the first day....dropped it while it was open...haha damn it!

Warren you have to be really detailed because we did not have a lot of time together!!! You took my heart and then ran out of my life! ;) Seriously though you have to fill me in on what happened to you at Tao!

Warren you have to be really detailed because we did not have a lot of time together!!! You took my heart and then ran out of my life! ;) Seriously though you have to fill me in on what happened to you at Tao!

Clearly, warren had the right game :P. My TR for day 1 is being written right now! But because it is on Thursday {TAO} i'm waiting to post it till you guys catch up ... sheesh still stuck on tuesday/wednesday!

Warren probably had the tightest game in our whole group; and he was definitely a good pre-planner when it came to the flasks! :D

I was going through Vegas withdrawls all day yesterday, I think I'm back to reality now. Will have my TR written up sometime this week.

hey it takes time to write these things!

Day 2 Wednesday

Koalas, Stripper Leavings, and Somewhat Walk of Shame

When I woke up in the morning I was so sick, but my friend K. was feeling alright. Probably because she got to puke some of the drinks up she drank. We decided to use my Stripburger Restaurant.com coupon. So we headed down the strip. It was SO hot. We felt like we were going to die. When we finally got the stripburger we were starving.

Stripburger: Name is misleading haha. No strippers, but burgers on the strip at the fashionshow mall. They had yummy friend and fried pickle with I love and are not very popular in CA as they are in other states. Anyway it is all outdoors and therefore. A bit hot. The service was good and they played some great music.

We are vegetarians so we are probably the worst restaurant reviews on the planet. It was pretty good and reasonably priced.

After that we decided to go gamble a little. I don't really gamble very much so I just sat down a slot machine and started to push buttons. First of all, either I was drunk (ok I was) or they are making some very confusing slots these days! All of the sudden stuff started to flash and I won like $70, which is great for me because I figured it would buy me dinner.

We hobbled down the strip for some more people watching. I always thought I was one of the best people watchers on the planet but I such compared to K. She was pointing out all sorts of things that I did not see. Like a few women decided that camel toe was a fashion statement. I so wish I had a camera, but I wouldn't want to get kicked off the site for posting such gross pictures!
When we got back I decided that we should have a “Quiet night” and not go to crazy. So we opted to get on the list for Ghostbar and Playboy Club. Have a few drinks and chat.

To get on the list for those clubs I used
Chris Hornak
He got us on the list no problem and is very professional. I would give him the highest recommendation. I am not sure if I can post his contact info, as I don't want to offend anyone on the we site, but I would be happy to give it out. And no he never asked me for a dime nor expected anything. Very very professional.

Ghostbar: What can I say? Nice view and nice space. The crowd is decidedly NOT that hot. I'm not going to lie there were some total big game hunting!!! But everyone is there to have a good time and it wasn't pretentious in the slightest way. They have a cool see through floor on the balcony. When I stood over it this gross guy leaned over me and said “wish I was on the bottom looking up!” Ick.....

There was a big cop convention in town, so the crowd started out a bit square. One guy came up to us and started to hit on my friend. We turned down is offer of a drink and tried to politely excuse ourselves from the conversation. When he said that he had two Asian friends that “”loved tall blonde chicks” Like he was trying to pimp us out. Wow... we walked away.

Then a group of about 5 or 6 Aussies showed up and struck up a conversation with us. They were really fun and didn't seem to mind my sassy attitude. I call Aussies Koalas for obvious reasons and they did not mind. They did talk about cocaine a bit, which is not my deal, but whatever.

One of the Koalas was going crazy having a good time. We called him the Manamal. He even bite me. He ended up getting thrown out and it was beyond hilarious.. (wait so my friend bite me Nick at the strip club I'll post pics)

They had a few suites and the Belagio (however you spell it stupid spell check) and they invited us to go and have a few drinks with them. They seemed cute and nice, and frankly I havent seen a Suite at that hotel so I figured why not?

We hopped in a limo and went and had a few drinks with them. The suites there are SO nice. How many bathrooms does one place need? After we drank a bit and laughed a lot we all decided to go to a strip club. Plus K. didn't get to go to one with me the night before and so I didn't want her to miss out....

We got into another limo and went to Spearmint Rhino.

Spearmint Rhino: Its a lot bigger than Seamless and much more of a stripclub. It has much hotter girls too. I told one of the Koalas that he promised me boobs on my face so he better deliver. So I went with him for a private dance in a more private room. He picked a way hot chick with great fakes and a nice butt so I was like SCORE! When she was given me a dance she was trying to talk with me, but its like less talk more dancing. Dude is not paying anyone to talk to me. So in those rooms you can totally touch boobs have them in your face and even...... wait for it.......MOTERBOAT! I did it! I also got to grab her but which was great because it was nice and walking the strip, I saw way too many fat ass's and so I needed to get them out of my mind.
Went back and got one of the cuter aussies a lap dance and bought another one a drink. They were being so kind by taking us girls out and I wish I could have done more.

When K. came back from her private dance, and started to chat a little with me. While she was getting her lapdance she took her money and phone out of her bra and out it on the table. When she came out she relized that she had left a $100 bill on the table.

“OMG, I lost $100, I just put it on a table and the table knocked down and I don't have it”
“Ohhh, dude your money is SOO Lost, like sooooooo fucking gone, just kiss it goodbye”

As I was saying that the stripper appears and asks her is she forgot something and give her BACK her $100. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!?

We took a limo back, with them and drank. I feel passed out for like half and hour and woke up to my friend trying to wake me up. I kept telling her to let me sleep just a little longer but like the good friend she is, she made me get up before anyone got too many ideas.

When we got into the cab it was daylight and we were dressed in our clubbing clothes. People with families were looking at us like we were 'tutes. I guess I dont blame them.

When we got to our hotel, I noticed that K. had some weird stuff on her dress. I was like

“K! What the hell is that stuff of your dress?!? OMG!”
“Hey, I think this is from the stripper”
“What?!?”
“Yeah she kept trying to stuff her face in my cooch and she was all about rubbing her 'tang on my lap”
“OMG, its so true”
“What” (she has these inoccent blue eyes)
“Its stripper leaving dude, They put powder DOWN THERE for obvious reasons and so that's what's all over your dress”

Then we thought about it, and decided that we must have looked quite a sight stumbling around in the morning with white on her dress and clubbing clothes on!

Total spent:
1 meal: $20
Drinks: $55
Tranportation:$20
1 lapdance: $20

Stripper leavings on my otherwise upstanding friend: Priceless.

First I have to comment about Ghostbar. I've only been there once, but I have to say I like the layout more than Voodoo Lounge (I consider them to be direct competitors.) It seems to be catered to the younger crowd than Voodoo Lounge (which has always seemed to attract cougars and old men).

Australians probably have to be (in my opinion) one of the most heavy drinkers I've ever met. Second to that is either South Africans or English. So, I"m not surprised if a guy tried to bite you. I sh*t you not, I met one Australian who resorted to making potato chip sandwiches (buy bread, potato chips and have a bunch of ketchup for flavour) just so he could buy beer. I love to drink, but (again, in my opinion), that's just f*cking retarded.

Coke...aine. I don't know how many times I got offered or asked, but it's so damn tough to find the ganj, but it's like everyone and their grandfather can get you anything synthetic. I don't do it, but if you need it, ask a cab driver...definitely don't ask club staff while you're at the club.

I think Seamless is better if you want to bring girls with you, while Rhino is better if you're going with the boys or you just want to eat some quesadillas. I've actually been able to have conversations with non-working girls at Seamless, while it's really loud at Rhino.

Warren you have to be really detailed because we did not have a lot of time together!!! You took my heart and then ran out of my life! ;) Seriously though you have to fill me in on what happened to you at Tao!

hahah awww :D I never thought I wouldn't have been able to run into you again in TAO...place was insane!

Warren probably had the tightest game in our whole group; and he was definitely a good pre-planner when it came to the flasks! :D

I was going through Vegas withdrawls all day yesterday, I think I'm back to reality now. Will have my TR written up sometime this week.

Haha, you guys are makin me blush! Thanks! lol No seriously, I want to write a good report as well but I feel like I've been in zombie mode for the past day...I slept for 16 hours yesterday/today, haha. My feet still hurt from dancing so damn much. lol I will have my TR written by Thursday for sure!

Great TR so far ellejay! The detail is excellent and good insight on a few places I haven't been. Looking forward to the rest.

Great TR so far ellejay! The detail is excellent and good insight on a few places I haven't been. Looking forward to the rest.

Thank you so much! I'm working hard. I want to contibute as much as i can!

Great TR...Keep it coming. This is great entertainment for me before I head out to boring Laughlin this weekend. Oh well you make your own fun right?

Day 3 Thursday
The Tao of JC forum members, a secret Tryst, and Angry Girls on Poles

HAPPY BITHDAY TO ME!!!
So on the third day our hero awakens to the smell of stripper all over her, and the angry throbbng of two feet put through hell. Our hero is also VERY VERY hung over.

So me and K. decided to grab food somewhere (I totally forgot where we ate, but I'm sure it wasn't that great) and get our drink on. We were told by my local friend that Bare would be fun today and so we figured we would give it a try.

I text Peter Kolizeras, who was professional and very nice. I asked him if it was too late to put us on the list and he said to get my butt over there.

Bare: Bare at the Mirage is a very intimate topless pool. Because it was my birthday K. kept buying me drinks and by drink three I was feeling more than good. We floated in the water and I got to check her out in her bikini. I tried to get her to take her top off, but I couldn't get her to show her tata's off! At first it seemed less friendly then other pool parties I have been too. With people looking at you like a piece of meat and not smiling or having fun. That changed after more people showed up and then the party was in full swing.

I met a local girl who was SOOO nice, but I had a hard time talking with her because her nipple was poking out over the top of her suit and she did not know it. K. kept trying to catch my eye and I knew if I looked at her I would show that I was seeing nipple.

There were some french guys that came by and hit on us. They were polite but totally hard to understand. I think foreign guys can be cute but its a huge chore to have small talk with them when they don't speak English well. One said:

“I REALLY like your Poosing”
“My What?!?”
“Poosing! Poosing!” pointing at my lower body
“WHATTTTTTTTT”

Then I realized he was trying to say PIERCING not the OTHER word I thought he was saying. I was almost going to slap his face! Ha! Either that or see if I was showing more than I meant too. (its happens...)

Met some business guys too who were nice and invited us to meet them at Tryst. It was nice to be invited but I already had super hot plans to meet up with JC forum members and that beats hanging out with suits any day!

When I got back to the room I checked my phone and I got a txt from Patrick telling me he arrived and that he got a suite! I was so happy for him. We decided to meet at a hotel bar and then move on to Tao. My friend and I got there early so we decided to have a drink and gamble a little bit. We were laughing and having a good time when all these HOT forum members started to trickle in ha ha. My friend K. was super cool about meeting with everyone given that she does not go on this site.

So I got to meet Patrick (ladies he is tall and a fresh faced cutie), his friend (great skin, and the cutest nose), Warren (dressed so nice, and tall, and rich in flasks), mrankimonki (I wanted to put him in my pocket!) I was so glad that no one was crazy or whatever because I have never met anyone via the internet and I was nervous.

Darryl met up with us and went about finding more ladies as we were very much out numbered. We picked up some girls who were nice enough and made our way to Tao. Darryl got us is so quick! It was awesome, and Patrick is right, the look on peoples faces was hilarious. I am so glad I did not have to wait because part of the line is outside and it was still really hot, and my feet were sore from the previous nights of partying.

Tao: When you enter Tao you will find a restaurant with a huge bar on the first floor. With you stamp you make your way up the stairs to the second floor where you will find yourself in a dark, very asian inspired, labyrinth of cool. My friend and I grabbed some drinks with the guys and took it all in. 'We were there early and it was already starting to fill up, but it was great to go a bit early because we were able to really see the club!

I love when people sing Happy birthday to me, so THANKS PATRICK for singing happy birthday in German to me! It was super cool!

Warren totally owes me a liquid cocain shot ;)

Me and K. walked around the club and hit the dance floor with Patrick and his friend for a little bit. Patrick was going insane drinking and talking with everyone. It was great to see. He kept buying me birthday drinks it was crazy. At one point I was SUPER drunk and I didn't want to drink anymore, I turned around after not seeing Patrick for awhile and he had his hands full of drinks. I was like no way!!! I can't drink anymore, but I did anyway.

The outside balcony is really cool to look at the strip and the people looking up at the party. The girls in the bathtubs where cool too. But the ones pretending to make out were very awkward. Just being honest. We danced and danced and drank and drank.

Then I have no idea why but I decided I wanted to get out of Tao and go to Tryst “Right Away” My momory is really fuzzy at this point....

We were on the list for Tryst using the contact from this site which was again very professional and nice. There was a huge line but I just walked right past them all and got in for free for nothing.

Tryst: Very pretty club. Has a pole, which is great and a nice outside area. I love the waterfall and it feels like a nice environment to meet people.

Apparently I was so drunk, I kicked the girls off the pole (they werent doing tricks anyway) and did my spins and twirls. Those girls got SOOOO mad at being shown up, but I showed them some easy spins and it the competitive spirit made them get even crazier. I totally didn't care about guys watching I just wanted to show K. that I could do some tricks and I was drunk. I can't understand why some people can let the drunk girl be drunk for a second! ;)

We went on the dancefloor and danced. I was the biggest pimp because I had the prettiest girl dancing with me ha! She kept shoeing away people. We were wasted.

Note to Tall guy with the face: Screeming “YOU GUYS ARE HOT” over and over stops being a compliment and becomes scary.

One of the girls from the pole incident came over and offered to buy me a drink. I turned her down because I was more than wasted, and she got super pissed at me!!!

I can't comment this time on what people looked like as a whole because it's all a haze. So sorry guys!!!

I don't remember much after that. I can tell you that if K. wasn't there to usher me out I probably would have gotten kicked out for being to drunk.

Drinks $50 (thanks to everyone who hooked it up for my bday)
Cabs $30
Everything else comp

Day 3 Thursday
The Tao of JC forum members, a secret Tryst, and Angry Girls on Poles

HAPPY BITHDAY TO ME!!!
So on the third day our hero awakens to the smell of stripper all over her, and the angry throbbng of two feet put through hell. Our hero is also VERY VERY hung over.

So me and K. decided to grab food somewhere (I totally forgot where we ate, but I'm sure it wasn't that great) and get our drink on. We were told by my local friend that Bare would be fun today and so we figured we would give it a try.

I text Peter Kolizeras, who was professional and very nice. I asked him if it was too late to put us on the list and he said to get my butt over there.

Bare: Bare at the Mirage is a very intimate topless pool. Because it was my birthday K. kept buying me drinks and by drink three I was feeling more than good. We floated in the water and I got to check her out in her bikini. I tried to get her to take her top off, but I couldn't get her to show her tata's off! At first it seemed less friendly then other pool parties I have been too. With people looking at you like a piece of meat and not smiling or having fun. That changed after more people showed up and then the party was in full swing.

I met a local girl who was SOOO nice, but I had a hard time talking with her because her nipple was poking out over the top of her suit and she did not know it. K. kept trying to catch my eye and I knew if I looked at her I would show that I was seeing nipple.

There were some french guys that came by and hit on us. They were polite but totally hard to understand. I think foreign guys can be cute but its a huge chore to have small talk with them when they don't speak English well. One said:

“I REALLY like your Poosing”
“My What?!?”
“Poosing! Poosing!” pointing at my lower body
“WHATTTTTTTTT”

Then I realized he was trying to say PIERCING not the OTHER word I thought he was saying. I was almost going to slap his face! Ha! Either that or see if I was showing more than I meant too. (its happens...)

Met some business guys too who were nice and invited us to meet them at Tryst. It was nice to be invited but I already had super hot plans to meet up with JC forum members and that beats hanging out with suits any day!

When I got back to the room I checked my phone and I got a txt from Patrick telling me he arrived and that he got a suite! I was so happy for him. We decided to meet at a hotel bar and then move on to Tao. My friend and I got there early so we decided to have a drink and gamble a little bit. We were laughing and having a good time when all these HOT forum members started to trickle in ha ha. My friend K. was super cool about meeting with everyone given that she does not go on this site.

So I got to meet Patrick (ladies he is tall and a fresh faced cutie), his friend (great skin, and the cutest nose), Warren (dressed so nice, and tall, and rich in flasks), mrankimonki (I wanted to put him in my pocket!) I was so glad that no one was crazy or whatever because I have never met anyone via the internet and I was nervous.

Darryl met up with us and went about finding more ladies as we were very much out numbered. We picked up some girls who were nice enough and made our way to Tao. Darryl got us is so quick! It was awesome, and Patrick is right, the look on peoples faces was hilarious. I am so glad I did not have to wait because part of the line is outside and it was still really hot, and my feet were sore from the previous nights of partying.

Tao: When you enter Tao you will find a restaurant with a huge bar on the first floor. With you stamp you make your way up the stairs to the second floor where you will find yourself in a dark, very asian inspired, labyrinth of cool. My friend and I grabbed some drinks with the guys and took it all in. 'We were there early and it was already starting to fill up, but it was great to go a bit early because we were able to really see the club!

I love when people sing Happy birthday to me, so THANKS PATRICK for singing happy birthday in German to me! It was super cool!

Warren totally owes me a liquid cocain shot ;)

Me and K. walked around the club and hit the dance floor with Patrick and his friend for a little bit. Patrick was going insane drinking and talking with everyone. It was great to see. He kept buying me birthday drinks it was crazy. At one point I was SUPER drunk and I didn't want to drink anymore, I turned around after not seeing Patrick for awhile and he had his hands full of drinks. I was like no way!!! I can't drink anymore, but I did anyway.

The outside balcony is really cool to look at the strip and the people looking up at the party. The girls in the bathtubs where cool too. But the ones pretending to make out were very awkward. Just being honest. We danced and danced and drank and drank.

Then I have no idea why but I decided I wanted to get out of Tao and go to Tryst “Right Away” My momory is really fuzzy at this point....

We were on the list for Tryst using the contact from this site which was again very professional and nice. There was a huge line but I just walked right past them all and got in for free for nothing.

Tryst: Very pretty club. Has a pole, which is great and a nice outside area. I love the waterfall and it feels like a nice environment to meet people.

Apparently I was so drunk, I kicked the girls off the pole (they werent doing tricks anyway) and did my spins and twirls. Those girls got SOOOO mad at being shown up, but I showed them some easy spins and it the competitive spirit made them get even crazier. I totally didn't care about guys watching I just wanted to show K. that I could do some tricks and I was drunk. I can't understand why some people can let the drunk girl be drunk for a second! ;)

We went on the dancefloor and danced. I was the biggest pimp because I had the prettiest girl dancing with me ha! She kept shoeing away people. We were wasted.

Note to Tall guy with the face: Screeming “YOU GUYS ARE HOT” over and over stops being a compliment and becomes scary.

One of the girls from the pole incident came over and offered to buy me a drink. I turned her down because I was more than wasted, and she got super pissed at me!!!

I can't comment this time on what people looked like as a whole because it's all a haze. So sorry guys!!!

I don't remember much after that. I can tell you that if K. wasn't there to usher me out I probably would have gotten kicked out for being to drunk.

Drinks $50 (thanks to everyone who hooked it up for my bday)
Cabs $30
Everything else comp

in your pocket... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

more to come tomorrow...............

in your pocket... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

that way you will always be with me right? ;)

OH I forgot to add that I called Partick at like 4 in the morning and while we were talking (if you can call it that, he was with what sounded like a gaggle of ladies saying he was "So drunk" over and over, he dropped his phone, and it was never ever seen again!

OH I forgot to add that I called Partick at like 4 in the morning and while we were talking (if you can call it that, he was with what sounded like a gaggle of ladies saying he was "So drunk" over and over, he dropped his phone, and it was never ever seen again!

thank you for filling this hole in my memory.
Crazy times :D

When I stood over it this gross guy leaned over me and said “wish I was on the bottom looking up!” Ick.....

PUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a DB!!!! Seriously? Hahahahahahahahaha man no shame!

Great TR elle! Now get a ticket for LDW!

These TR's are amazing!!!

this tr keeps getting better and better :D

My friend and I ended up getting pulled over to an older gentleman table for some champagne. It was actually pretty awkward because the guy was nice but he kept talking to me like I was an idiot. I decided that champagne wasn't really worth the trouble so I excused myself. I would recommend that if you get an outside table to skip the champagne as it does heat up fast.


Yea you only want them to take advantage of you when its a premium bottle of goose! Don't settle for no cheap @ss champagne..



Industry night means a lot of the dancers from XS and other clubs show up. Dancers are fit!


So which night of week is this again? :)


Right when we get in we sit down on some couches and have a drink. A guy we were with had a little bit on money sticking out of his front pocket and a stripper ran up, jumped on him, grabbed the money, and then ran off. That is so shady!!!! So he was a bit angry.

Kind of reminds me of a vulcher when they get hungry...

We decided to use my Stripburger Restaurant.com coupon. So we headed down the strip. It was SO hot. We felt like we were going to die. When we finally got the stripburger we were starving.


Yea restaurants.com is the sh*t in Vegas. Always grab the $100 ENVY coupons when they are available.



She was pointing out all sorts of things that I did not see. Like a few women decided that camel toe was a fashion statement. I so wish I had a camera, but I wouldn't want to get kicked off the site for posting such gross pictures!


Its not a fashion statement?


To get on the list for those clubs I used
Chris Hornak
He got us on the list no problem and is very professional. I would give him the highest recommendation. I am not sure if I can post his contact info, as I don't want to offend anyone on the we site, but I would be happy to give it out. And no he never asked me for a dime nor expected anything. Very very professional.


Yea that dude works for Freevegaspasses.com and hes pretty legit and straight up. He hooked us up with Rain access. Ladies free, guys $20 to get in. He also does ditch fridays, but not Sundays. I checked.



When he said that he had two Asian friends that “”loved tall blonde chicks” Like he was trying to pimp us out. Wow... we walked away.


No asian boyz 4 LJ



One of the Koalas was going crazy having a good time. We called him the Manamal. He even bite me. He ended up getting thrown out and it was beyond hilarious.. (wait so my friend bite me Nick at the strip club I'll post pics)


LJ likes Aussies instead of asian boyz



Dude is not paying anyone to talk to me. So in those rooms you can totally touch boobs have them in your face and even...... wait for it.......MOTERBOAT! I did it! I also got to grab her but which was great because it was nice and walking the strip, I saw way too many fat ass's and so I needed to get them out of my mind.


Thats Cisco's favorite thing to do :D


When we got into the cab it was daylight and we were dressed in our clubbing clothes. People with families were looking at us like we were 'tutes. I guess I dont blame them.


Its usually the dads and husbands that get all wide mouthed and the wives get all jealous :D

ok I will post more tonight but I have to go to work! Thanks for all your comments!

Oh and Elle, is not against Asian boys at all... that's just on day four! ;)

I'll work on more during lunch!

I text Peter Kolizeras, who was professional and very nice. I asked him if it was too late to put us on the list and he said to get my butt over there.


Nice. Peter eh? Thanks for the tip..


Met some business guys too who were nice and invited us to meet them at Tryst. It was nice to be invited but I already had super hot plans to meet up with JC forum members and that beats hanging out with suits any day!


Aww no gold diggin? hahaha


Darryl met up with us and went about finding more ladies as we were very much out numbered. We picked up some girls who were nice enough and made our way to Tao. Darryl got us is so quick! It was awesome, and Patrick is right, the look on peoples faces was hilarious. I am so glad I did not have to wait because part of the line is outside and it was still really hot, and my feet were sore from the previous nights of partying.


Man I wonder why Darryl got banned..hes got the hook ups!


The outside balcony is really cool to look at the strip and the people looking up at the party. The girls in the bathtubs where cool too. But the ones pretending to make out were very awkward. Just being honest. We danced and danced and drank and drank.


Were they wearing pasties or were they really topless? Thats what I want to know lol

Nice and descriptive TR so far LJ. I like how you break things down in details. I do something similar to this because I actually review everything I do in Vegas on Yelp and I just feed it back to here. Keep up the great work!

passties and rose petals

passties and rose petals

Ah thanks! I m glad you are very observant :) FYI: When Lavo does it, the girls are really nude and covered with soap bubbles.

Thats Cisco's favorite thing to do :D

lmfao I lol'd @ that


Yea restaurants.com is the sh*t in Vegas. Always grab the $100 ENVY coupons when they are available.

Whats a ENVY coupon?

lmfao I lol'd @ that




Whats a ENVY coupon?

Its a 80% discount coupon you purchase through restaurants.com. They are pretty famous because you see codes on Fatwallet.com for them. ENVY is pretty much their best deal in Vegas on there.

Ah thanks! I m glad you are very observant :) FYI: When Lavo does it, the girls are really nude and covered with soap bubbles.

Any takers for Lavo Sunday? Haha

Thats Cisco's favorite thing to do :D

haha so now I'm not only the Vegas Oracle, I'm the motor boater!!! :D

lmfao I lol'd @ that

same here!

haha so now I'm not only the Vegas Oracle, I'm the motor boater!!! :D



+1.. JC needs to add that to one of the custom titles.

Any takers for Lavo Sunday? Haha

Let's make it happen!!! :D

How is Lavo on Sundays?

How is Lavo on Sundays?

Nooo... guys don't go there just for the bathtub show. The club itself lacks in space. Unless you guys have tables, it won't be anything like Tao. Go to Tao because Erick Morillo puts on a sick show everytime.

Nooo... guys don't go there just for the bathtub show. The club itself lacks in space. Unless you guys have tables, it won't be anything like Tao. Go to Tao because Erick Morillo puts on a sick show everytime.

I was actually totally jokin, I'll probly be hitting Bank but plans do change!

I did Tao twice last time in Vegas ... might be worth it again if everyone agrees to it on my end.

Oh and Elle, is not against Asian boys at all... that's just on day four! ;)

Note to self ...

Hahahahaha

oh my god day four (friday) is taking forever to write....... should i post a half day and then post the rest when i finish or can you guys wait ha ha ha

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hell no u didn't just make a sonic the hedgehog reference..hahahah... u need to get tails in there

are you ready for day four?????

are you ready for day four?????

I've been waiting since 9am this morning for day 4....:D

Day 4 Friday
Germans in Heaven, Game Changers, and Bad Decisions Adverted For Some

Set my alarm at 830 am to call Patrick to wake him up so he could hook it up with a chair at Ditch. His phone did not pick up so I figured it was a lost cause and we would see him at Ditch.
I wake up to find that I had thrown my bra in the bathtub and was still wearing my going out clothes. Me and K. laughed because my make up still looked alright. Even though she probably felt as bad as me she still looked so fresh faced and I wonder if her bed is secretly more comfy than mine, or maybe she is just super human.

By this time I am super super feeling the three nights of all out drinking and partying. What I honestly want to do is curl up with a book and or sleep the day away. I don't want to go out and I don't want to go out to a pool party in the hot vegas sun.

I did anyway.

As I pull myself to bed, I tell myself I am doing this because JC.com forum members want me to. They need me to party because we are all soldiers of fun, and sometimes you have to get down low in the trenches and dig deep. So I implore all of you who post on this site, who really try to help people with there questions, remember that we are an army of fun, and you must stand in the face of even the most dastardly hangover. You must fly forward in the face of a lame friend who tries to ruin your fun (thankfully my friend K. is crazy fun), and most of all remember that when you are older you will not remember your hangover, you will remember the fun you had!!!

So we cab over and have a gross lunch at the palms. They have a cafe there and it looks all nice but its SO bad. My friends Pizza looked like the ones you get in those “make a meal” little kids lunches.

We checked in again on Chris Horlacks list. For women you get in free AND you get a free drink ticket. It was easy and I would again give Chris the highest recommendation.

Ditch: Its a big party that had several pools and a dance area. DJ Jazzy Jeff was there and the music was fun. Me and K. walked around to get our bearing and the first thing we did was grab our free drink. Then we looked over and saw two crazy Germans having the time of their lives. I was surprised to see Patrick and his friend out given the night before I spoke to them and they were so far gone. His friend ran up and showed us to the chair they were able to save and helped me situate our things. Also kept apologizing for the night before which was weird because they were nothing but a good time!

I got in my red bikini and jumped in the water. We all caught up and floated. Patrick was everywhere, talking to everyone. He was making a huge number of friends. After a few more drinks, Patrick kept saying

“I am in like Heaven” (more than five times)
and
“I have never seen so many fake boobs!!!”

It was so great to hang out with him because he was having such a good time I could not help but have a good time!

So when you walk by the pool there are chairs and a little walkway. There were a group of Europeans who grouped in the walkway and would harass any girl that walked by. It was hilarious! I walked by and a very little french guy looked up to me and started yelling “Tall Blonde, tall blonde” and then tried to touch my tummy. I was like get the hell away from me. I almost kicked him. I probably should have got them kicked out for being gross. BUT there technique did end up working on some fat chick, so men if you are desperate...........

Patricks friend may or may not have had a cougar attack him.......

As it turns out Patrick loves DJ Jazzy Jeff and wanted to get a picture. So he asked me to go up there and see what I could do. I talked with the security guy and he said that we could take the picture after the party. But I couldn't find Patrick so it didn't happen. (Sorry dude!)

On the way back from my Jazzy Jeff mission I met a group of Filipino (or is it spelled with a “P”?) anyway we talked and took pictures and it ended up that one of them was a local. He kept giving me free drinks tickets. I was like no way, your going to have to carry me out of the pool. Then he handed me like 4 and I went and got the drinks and gave them to Patrick and the rest.

I danced with my new friends and took pictures. We had a great time and they were so much fun! So I was drinking and dancing around the pool. I went to join everyone else (Patrick, and our friends) and I found my friend K. talking to this guy. I was like who the hell is this guy, and figured they would stop talking soon. But they kept hanging out for so long. I had no idea why they would be talking for so long because she was WAY....WAYYYYY.......WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY cuter than him. But whatever she didn't want to be saved.

After awhile I felt someone kind of hit my but and I turned around with my hands ready to attack when some guy was like “Hey you!, how is your trip so far”

Who is this guy.................wait.......................... .waiiiiiiiiitttt...............I hung out with this guy! It turned out to be one of the Koalas we hung out with on Wed night and went to the strip club with! I did not really remember them at all, in fact, as it turns out, K. was talking with one of them the whole time and I just did not remember him. I felt a bit like an ass but I am a drunk girl partying in Vegas so whatever.

We caught up and I invited him to go to a wine tasting later with me, since they were so much fun before. And it seemed that K. wanted to hang out with her talkative friend a bit more.

The party was over so I said goodbye to everyone (after trying to find Patrick) and rushed back to the hotel to get ready for the Rock and Roll Wine tasting at the Foundation room. We had already bought our tickets and so we wanted to make the most of the tasting.

As we were getting ready I talked to K. and asked her if she would mind after the wine tasting if we call it a night as we had been partying all day and for four days straight. She agreed and we left to pick up those Koalas.

Rock and Roll Wine at the Foundation Room: It was SO pretty the view is amazing, They had all different wines to try and the pours were super generous. They also had cheese, fruit and all the other stuff that people like to gobble when boozing on wine. I wish that I did not drink so much before hang because I had to take it a little easier on the wine than is my custom. We tried all different types of wines and the Koalas were good company.

After the event we decided (against previous plans) to go meet the other Aussies at Pure as they had arranged for a table. It was very nice for them to invite us along, given that they knew I wasn't going to be putting out (Told them so) and that I was out to have a fun time.

Pure: Very, very pretty club. By this time I was wasted but I do remember liking the layout. The Aussies table was on the terrace outdoor area, which gets my vote for most awesome table. The view was stunning and we had plenty of space to party without being crowded like everyone else. So many people come up to see the view and hang over the “VIP” (I use that loosely as I am not a VIP nor do I pretend to be) area. It does give you a feeling on exclusivity.

Our security guy “T” was so charming and well, huge! He gets my vote and second cutest guy in the whole club. Speaking of hotness, I think there were a lot of hotties at the club and there were a lot of cougars by the end of the night. Whatever, I think its great if everyone has a good time right.

During our night the Aussie “Manamal” (who before got kicked out of ghostbar) got kicked out of Pure, because him and some girls decided it would be a GREAT time to light a joint and start smoking it at the table. They are lucky they just got kicked out, and I bet they ended up having even more fun together......

That night I ended up slapping one of the Aussies in the face for being inappropriate. It was all in good fun but you should have seen him run! I caught up to him and gave him one of the best slaps I have ever landed in my life.

We decided to go to Drai's afterhours but it was way too crazy so we hung out. The night gets super blurry from there but I can say that the Aussie I hung out with all night decided he wanted to get married to me and was trying to buy a ring off of people... It was hilarious. He wanted to call my family to ask them (how proper?!?). He was like a hilarious mad man. But so insistent! It was crazy and funny. Thank goodness we weren't serious because I would be sitting here a divorcee!
As for the Gamechanger... K. had one, and all I can say is that I found it funny the WHOLE rest of the trip. Some people always get the best stories.

Cost:
$60 in drinks
Cab $20
Wine tasting: $35

my favorite gems of the night:
“I know you REALLY well when I am drunk, but I don't know you at all when I'm sober”
“But my family would hate you! Your a koala for Christsakes!”
“THIS IS GOING IN THE REPORT” (meaning my TR)

suck on that load of info haha!

i thought it was t & a... well... i suppose v is better than a.

Depends what you're into.

HEY now

sigh, i still have saturday and sunday, monday too...............

"army of fun"...i like that!

oh my god day four (friday) is taking forever to write....... should i post a half day and then post the rest when i finish or can you guys wait ha ha ha

No... just post it all at once! I don't like anticipation like I m watching soap or something...

**NM

I wouldnt be able to even get it done if I did not post it day by day. Your comments keep me going!

Day 4 Friday
As I pull myself to bed, I tell myself I am doing this because JC.com forum members want me to. They need me to party because we are all soldiers of fun, and sometimes you have to get down low in the trenches and dig deep. So I implore all of you who post on this site, who really try to help people with there questions, remember that we are an army of fun, and you must stand in the face of even the most dastardly hangover. You must fly forward in the face of a lame friend who tries to ruin your fun (thankfully my friend K. is crazy fun), and most of all remember that when you are older you will not remember your hangover, you will remember the fun you had!!!



LOL whata JC hero. They should frame this one up as one of the JC site confessionals.


I went to join everyone else (Patrick, and our friends) and I found my friend K. talking to this guy. I was like who the hell is this guy, and figured they would stop talking soon. But they kept hanging out for so long. I had no idea why they would be talking for so long because she was WAY....WAYYYYY.......WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY cuter than him. But whatever she didn't want to be saved.


ahhh So you must be the c-blocker of the group!


Cost:
$60 in drinks
Cab $20
Wine tasting: $35


Nice! Being a female and a JC member sure has its perks! I gotta tell the GF to just find a drink ticket when we go to Ditch..spare my wallet :D

dude I only C Block when i don't think the guy is as cute as others around!!!! Its called being a friend! ;) (ok fine I c block whatever!)

dude I only C Block when i don't think the guy is as cute as others around!!!! Its called being a friend! ;) (ok fine I c block whatever!)

lol just teasing ! I guess its kind of like one of my buddies going for a big girl..and they are like, "DUDE I know what Im doing.. " "ok...."

suck on that load of info haha!

I'm starting to think I went to Vegas on the wrong weekend with the wrong people. You guys sound like a blast!

I'm starting to think I went to Vegas on the wrong weekend with the wrong people. You guys sound like a blast!

LDW bro..L.D.W.!

LDW bro..L.D.W.!

Sadly... it's not going to work... the "date" has been bumped up and I'll have to remain somewhat fiscally responsible until my stag next year.

LDW bro..L.D.W.!

I hope you guys have half as much as we did if not WAY more... cuz we had a fucking blast. and we'll live it again through you guys :)

OMG I found myself on napkin nights for Ditch

could i look any drunker?

OMG I found myself on napkin nights for Ditch

could i look any drunker?

omg I found myself too.
But the pic is sooo horrible :D

are we together??? Cause i know we took one together!!!

are we together??? Cause i know we took one together!!!

yes we are.

ohhhhhhhhh shit we are! wow we are soooooooooooooo wasted

i have a way better one than that though ha ha ha

funny thing is.......... i dont remember taking those pictures.... not very good for my presidental career, not good at all. probably can count on the JC vote though, and that worth something

why napkin nights why????????????

funny thing is.......... i dont remember taking those pictures.... not very good for my presidental career, not good at all. probably can count on the JC vote though, and that worth something

why napkin nights why????????????

after the pic you said: "OMG Patrick! we're going to be on Napkin Nights."

WHAT NOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Really? Shit shit shit

funny thing is.......... i dont remember taking those pictures.... not very good for my presidental career, not good at all. probably can count on the JC vote though, and that worth something

why napkin nights why????????????

Napkin nights always seems to capture me in the absolute WORST photos I've ever seen!! I second your cursing in their general direction!

after the pic you said: "OMG Patrick! we're going to be on Napkin Nights."

you two are funny!

ok forum member dont post that pic on here ok? Pretty please! not in my bathing suit!

ok forum member dont post that pic on here ok? Pretty please! not in my bathing suit!

I would appreciate that too :-)

I'll respect your wishes, but the pics are easy to find if you know what to look for.

I'll respect your wishes, but the pics are easy to find if you know what to look for.

haha no problem. If you could see the pics I have on my cam there are a few even worse :D

But that's Vegas !

i know. but once this thread dies down the pics wont be around anymore. and its one thing to have a random pic but another with all this context. I am sure forum members understand

haha no problem. If you could see the pics I have on my cam there are a few even worse :D

But that's Vegas !

yeah thats true I have one picture where i am pullig my dress over my head .......... weird but true

Sadly... it's not going to work... the "date" has been bumped up and I'll have to remain somewhat fiscally responsible until my stag next year.

Aww I feel your pain man. I m going to be in the middle of closing on an escrow in the next 2 months. This is pretty much my last splurge until next year MDW because I booked the rooms like 3 months ago.

I hope you guys have half as much as we did if not WAY more... cuz we had a fucking blast. and we'll live it again through you guys :)

I probably won't be as wild as the other dudes, but I will try my best. I m observant, and I know how to find trouble.

Great TR so far. vivid details, description, i cant wait for the rest!

Ellejay, Patrick and Ankit have written such great TRs that I'm pretty sure anything I write now will pale in comparison. I'll probably just add cool/funny details to whatever Ankit writes, or do a club report or something along those lines.

love the TR so far Ellejay! Sounds like you guys had a blast, JC is getting better n better! Who wouldn't want to hop on a plane and fly right out after reading these?!

I'm still woring on day 5 but it should be finished soon, thank you for reading!

Ellejay, Patrick and Ankit have written such great TRs that I'm pretty sure anything I write now will pale in comparison. I'll probably just add cool/funny details to whatever Ankit writes, or do a club report or something along those lines.

no one can out do anyone! remember people read these reports to get hyped up, so anything you went thru is going to be interesting!

Great trip report! I would love to party with you guys some time. All out energy, I love it. Waiting on the pics

I think I found your pic on napkinnights? red bikini? U guys look great!

I think I found your pic on napkinnights? red bikini? U guys look great!

def a nice fun pic :) but now that everyone has talked bout it -- everyone else knows about it :)

def a nice fun pic :) but now that everyone has talked bout it -- everyone else knows about it :)

why not post it up right?!? :D

Ahhhhh I look so wasted in that pic.... and my hair.... a mess... OMG :D

Ahhhhh I look so wasted in that pic.... and my hair.... a mess... OMG :D

Dude, nothing is more embarrassing than the one Ankit posted of us two....let's see it! :D

Dude, nothing is more embarrassing than the one Ankit posted of us two....let's see it! :D

RIGHTTT :) LETS SEE IT PATRICK!

RIGHTTT :) LETS SEE IT PATRICK!

haha it's ok with me, but you have to get elles OK too before it is posted.

Kudos to all of you guys that all partied together this past weekend. Sounded like yall did everything that everyone hope for out in Vegas. Badass

this is your thread. if you dont want the pic posted in it, well make sure it doesnt happen

PS the TR sticky thread is our thread though :D

this is your thread. if you dont want the pic posted in it, well make sure it doesnt happen

PS the TR sticky thread is our thread though :D

LOL I knew dnix would add a caveat at the end :p

this is your thread. if you dont want the pic posted in it, well make sure it doesnt happen

PS the TR sticky thread is our thread though :D

I'm still writing on Saturday of my TR and it's so much to write, but I love it because I relive it that way and will always remember everything even in years. I am sure I will one day tell my kids and grandkids the story of my first real trip to Vegas and how the JC Forums made that possible.

I will also contribute some video TR when Im back in germany but I have to watch them first. Most was drunk recording and is all shaky and stuff.

Why not one day bring out a JC.com book, with all TRs and Tips that everybody needs for Vegas???

guys i dont want to be a jerk but for professional reasons i dont want that pic posted here. otherwise I will have die of shame.

urg .......... im such a square!

guys i dont want to be a jerk but for professional reasons i dont want that pic posted here. otherwise I will have die of shame.


Ill delete it if someone post it. dont worry about it

I'm still writing on Saturday of my TR and it's so much to write, but I love it because I relive it that way and will always remember everything even in years. I am sure I will one day tell my kids and grandkids the story of my first real trip to Vegas and how the JC Forums made that possible.



I will also contribute some video TR when Im back in germany but I have to watch them first. Most was drunk recording and is all shaky and stuff.

Why not one day bring out a JC.com book, with all TRs and Tips that everybody needs for Vegas???

I'm still wiritng Saturdays too! Sunday is going to be a difficult one! Saturday is seeming a bit boring.........

guys i dont want to be a jerk but for professional reasons i dont want that pic posted here. otherwise I will have die of shame.


don't do it...! once it gets out, you will never get it back.

this is like the panties visible under the skirt.. lesson learned lol

Ill delete it if someone post it. dont worry about it

Your so awesome! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

don't do it...! once it gets out, you will never get it back.

this is like the panties visible under the skirt.. lesson learned lol

yeah but that happened TO ME as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like a few times this trip. I totally show my undies when i drink..... its a compulsion

I guess its all fun and games until I see MYSELF! (Im shameful)

No worries ellejay, I think everyone here understands your need for privacy when it comes to your professional obligations.

yeah but that happened TO ME as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like a few times this trip. I totally show my undies when i drink..... its a compulsion

I guess its all fun and games until I see MYSELF! (Im shameful)

so were allowed to post the undie shots, just not the bikini? :D

ha! because i always cover my head!!!!!! (with my dress!)

Saturday was pretty lame, so this day was hard to write, Sunday will be better!

Day 5 Saturday

Striking out!!!!!!!!!

By this time I have given up all pretence of healthy living. I laugh at my vitamins and wake up feeling like I am going to die. I wonder if after long nights of drinking Bukowski felt the same way. I keep trying to get up and go through the motions of getting up but all I can do is stare blankly out the window in my underwear while my roommate asks me if I'm ok.

I understand quickly that I need to eat and drink or else I'm a goner. But I take a little nap to try to dull the pain before venturing out when my phone starts ringing........and ringing............and I look down and I have 40 text messages and 17 missed calls from people I dont know!!!

wait............... I think back to Friday and apparently I was giving out my number to all sorts of people. Girls, guys, whoever! I don't remember doing it but there were people calling me from meeting from Ditch, from The Rock in Wine thing (which is odd because I was with that Aussie guy... how did I manage to give out my number so many times? From Pure, from meeting me at a casino etc.) It was insane! I felt in the pit of my stomach a sense of remorse for being so number easy. But I was excited when one of the girls I remembered called me because she was such a sweetie.

So I figure that I need to reach Patrick and I text in the forum to find him. I give him a call and find out all the guys are meeting up. I end up not wanting to take advantage of something they were paying for and figured me and K. would just get to XS on our own and meet up with everyone there.
After pre drinks we were off!

XS: large beautiful club. But the people were not as multi cultural. Very asian. It reminded me when I was clubbing in China and Bangkok. I'm from the Bay Area and everything so it's not like I'm not used to it, but it was just too much for me. I felt like I was a fucking giant! No one was being friendly as the other clubs and me and my friend just stood out. I prefer more of a mix of people to be honest. Everywhere else there were all races, my experience here was not that way. Just being honest!

We left to go to Tao because we were taking advantage of a deal from Kiki, so for $25 we got two drinks and walked in the club. Not a bad deal. If you sign up on there list you also get an extra drink ticket that you can use for any drink worth $20. So its sweet.

Our time at Tao was kinda dreadful. I was happy to dance with K. and to see her shake her stuff. But I kept getting my feet stepped on. Right around drink three we were invited by what I can only claim as THE MOST sleeazy character ever to his table on Tao Beach. My pride said no, but my feet said yes. Guess who won?

We go up to the table and the smell of vomit at that place was incredible. It was like partying in a bedpan. Me and K. danced a little more and talked.

I think it was just an off night for us. But we got a lot of girl time in and we where able to dance a lot which was nice. We got home at 4am and went straight to bed!

ha! because i always cover my head!!!!!! (with my dress!)

LMAO....................

damm elle we should have met at XS. Still writing on saturday.
It will be the longest and maybe even most insane story.

I promise to posst it within the next 30 to 45 minutes.

patrick your such a tease!

I think it was just an off night for us. But we got a lot of girl time in and we where able to dance a lot which was nice. We got home at 4am and went straight to bed!


awww it's okay... in fact i think it's quite normal to have one off night.

you're so good at writing. are you a writer? i can picture everything very clearly when you describe things and your thoughts!

awww it's okay... in fact i think it's quite normal to have one off night.

you're so good at writing. are you a writer? i can picture everything very clearly when you describe things and your thoughts!

Thank you, your comment made me blush! :) I'm an aspiring writer :D

Thank you, your comment made me blush! :) I'm an aspiring writer :D


keep it up the great work! if this were yelp, i would send you a compliment lol

alright I boycott reading this TR since upskirt pics are banned..

i wish we had met on sat night at XS -- we had a blast and im sure we could have made your night better. its ok - next time! cuz you KNOW that will happen :)

and tango is right you are a really good writer... i can picture your trip :)

i wish we had met on sat night at XS -- we had a blast and im sure we could have made your night better. its ok - next time! cuz you KNOW that will happen :)

Its ALL you and Patricks Fault!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha no we had had it i think.

and you can picture my trip because you were there silly!

XS: large beautiful club. But the people were not as multi cultural. Very asian. It reminded me when I was clubbing in China and Bangkok. I'm from the Bay Area and everything so it's not like I'm not used to it, but it was just too much for me. I felt like I was a fucking giant! No one was being friendly as the other clubs and me and my friend just stood out. I prefer more of a mix of people to be honest. Everywhere else there were all races, my experience here was not that way. Just being honest!

We left to go to Tao because we were taking advantage of a deal from Kiki, so for $25 we got two drinks and walked in the club. Not a bad deal. If you sign up on there list you also get an extra drink ticket that you can use for any drink worth $20. So its sweet.

Our time at Tao was kinda dreadful. I was happy to dance with K. and to see her shake her stuff. But I kept getting my feet stepped on. Right around drink three we were invited by what I can only claim as THE MOST sleeazy character ever to his table on Tao Beach. My pride said no, but my feet said yes. Guess who won?

We go up to the table and the smell of vomit at that place was incredible. It was like partying in a bedpan. Me and K. danced a little more and talked.

I think it was just an off night for us. But we got a lot of girl time in and we where able to dance a lot which was nice. We got home at 4am and went straight to bed!

First off, I second your opinion about Asian dominated clubs. I'm ethnically Asian and I consciously choose not to go to those types of clubs because it's too cliquey. Generally speaking, the guys are insecure and the girls are stuck up. If you want to hit on a girl in an Asian dominated club, you have to deal also with her friends.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Second - Is Tao Beach open as late as Tao?

First off, I second your opinion about Asian dominated clubs. I'm ethnically Asian and I consciously choose not to go to those types of clubs because it's too cliquey. Generally speaking, the guys are insecure and the girls are stuck up. If you want to hit on a girl in an Asian dominated club, you have to deal also with her friends.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Second - Is Tao Beach open as late as Tao?

yeah it was when i went!!! ok you made me feel less... i dunno weird about stating what i thought.

If you want to hit on a girl in an Asian dominated club, you have to deal also with her friends.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJkHykGRXrw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJkHykGRXrw

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

ha! i havent seen blazing sadles in soo long............ still working on sunday...................

Well since everyone was complaining about the asian women :D

Great TR so far....thoroughly enjoying it!:cool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJkHykGRXrw

hahaha "where the white woman at?!?" That's where that's from!

LDW bro..L.D.W.!

Damn right brotha ... damn right!

ok day 6 tomorrow morning!!!!!!!!!

I'll have your Liquid cocaine next time I promise!

I'm lagging soooo bad on my TR....i've been working like crazy to make up for all the money I spent...Hopefully I'll get to it this weekend....just in time for everyone to be over all of our crazy trips from this past weekend. lol

Day 6 Sunday'

Boobies! Shots! Vegas Lights!

The morning was difficult but not as bad as the others. Likely because of my shitty night the night before. I felt really bad that I had an off night and that I owed it to my friend to make sure we had the best day and night possible. So upon waking I was like a tiger, ready to pounce on any fun that moved.

We had lunch at Tamba the Indian restaurant. It wasn't that bad and if you are a non meat eater than its one of the best options I've found. They also have a restaurant.com coupon, so yay for saying $10! I did burn my finger a little bit on one of the buffet warmers. I think it was because my mind was slow from the marathon partying I had been doing.

I text the host listed on this site to get on the guestlist for Wet Republic and he was BEYOND nice. The Kardashians were having an event and the place was a madhouse. He let me call him and he walked us through the line. He was VERY VERY professional and I can say that next time I book a bed or cabanna I am only going to use him. I seriously was impressed.

Wet Republic: A larger pool party. I really like the layout and size It is big without being too big. They have fun DJ's and people are there to party. Make sure you get there early and you can grab a chair and party the day away!
So after passing even groups of even hotter girls then me in line I was ready to drink and party. My Vegas friend (and his friends) were there and so we had some shots and drinks and I hung out on the couches and danced. I went to the pool and I could not believe the number of hot guys that were there. I am serious. This is where they have all been hiding. I mean the bodies on these guys were for real.

Now I know how guys feel when talking to a chick with a nice body. Its so hard to look them in the eyes! I just wanted to look at abs!!! I totally thought I was seeing hot bodied guys before, but seriously ladies they are totally at Wet Republic. Ok, that's enough of me being a sleaze.

They also had a sparkling sake tasting which was fun. I don't see myself actually buying the stuff because I prefer a more traditional sake, but it was fun to taste and talk about it with the people around.

My friend was starting to hate small talk with people and was being a bit anti social. She is very soulful and deep. I am a big sloppy drunk. So I told her to go sit in the pool and I went “Patrick” crazy and was going around meeting people and having a good time.

So my friends decided they wanted to take us to Moorea Beach. By the time I get into the car (again sober driver) that incidentally STILL had the my friends puke on the side of it from the first night we were there. I looked down at it and looked up about to say “dude you didn't clean the puke off the car” when I was told to shut up and get in the car.

So I take out my phone and start posting drunk things on the forum and to friends. I am at this point out of control drunk. Even on the way there I know I am going to get crazy. After all I reason, Vegas owes me for last nights bomb!

We get to the Mandalay Bay and enter Moorea Beach. Because we were with the local group we did not have to pay which is good because as a girl it wasn't worth paying too much for.

Moorea Beach: Easily the most laid back pool party I have been too. Even more laid back then Bare. I thought the people were nice looking and they were the classy sort who, upon reflection, probably didn't pee in the pool. It was not very crowded you could actually snatch a chair.

There were girls everywhere without tops. So I got into it the spirit too. I was again all over the place talking with people and just having a good time. I may or may not have been grabbing boobies. I was laughing so hard about it that I HAD to drunk post on here and tell you all about it. I especially like to grab fake ones because they feel so weird. Plus girls with fake ones are all about getting a good grab, after all they PAID for them! Why not get your $$ worth? Anyway if you know someone who was complaining about a topless blonde running feeling up their girlfriends you MIGHT know who that was! ;)

So after awhile my friends friend got totally wasted. He said he wanted to go back to Wet Republic. So we were like ok lets go. On the way to the parking lot, the guy was so drunk here are some gems:
“where are we going?” one minute passes “Where are we going”
“I'm going to drive” (no your too drunk) “Fuck you, I'm going to drive!”
“Fuck this fucking shit” (sir there are children present) “Fuck your fucking kids!”

The list goes on.

So when we get to the car he starts grabbing for the keys and I'm like no your wasted. And he turns on me! He starts saying shit that made no sense. But I got the feeling that he was going to get even worse, so I grabbed my friend and left.
(Side note: My friend ended up trying to take him home to sober him up. On the way he stopped at a stoplight and the drunk guy jumps out of the car and takes his shirt off... throws it into the road and starts running away. My friend had to pull over and get out of the car. Wrestle him down and drag him to the car. They are both very buff so it must have been a sight! But he finally got his drunk friend in the car.... Then the guy puked on THE OTHER SIDE OF HIS CAR! Ha ha. The next morning drunk guy thought that the DJ put a roofy in his drink... yeah right Mr. I cant hold my drinks)

So we make our way back to the hotel. I call Patrick and we make vague plans to hang out. We figure on Carmel and then the Bank. As you may know I was not a fan of the Bank, but its supposed to be good on Sunday and I figure why the hell not.

I rest up and then start getting ready for the night ahead. My feet hurt so bad, I do the UNTHINKABLE. I wear a cute dress with gold sandles rather than heels. I seriously would not make it out of the hotel let alone to the club in heels at that point. On the way I feel awesome because I can move with ease.

We get to the club early, and decide to gamble a bit. I lose like $20 all said and done. My friend wins like $50. And we decide that we should get our hands stamped and then go to the bar. When we arrive Fred the door guy (who also does some hosting so I can give you contact if your looking for someone nice) says he will take care of us and sends us to Caramel with another guy to get free shots.

Caramel: Caramel is a nice little bar! It was full of an older more mature crowd but not too many grayhairs. On the inside it kind of reminds me of a nicer bar in the SF where I am from. Except cleaner (bay area folks know what I mean) and there is nice music.

For the ladies they get two for one drinks with pass. It makes AMF's like $14 for TWO. I gobble free shots with my friend when we look at each other and make the silent agreement that we are going to move on to drinks! A few drinks later an older lady about mid – 30s comes up to us to and asks if we are with the travel agent conference. We say no, and then she runs over to her friends and starts wispering.

With the drinks working in our system we decide to start dancing even though no one else is and it is clearly not time to dance. After a few songs a group of nice looking cougars starts “wooting” and I shit you not “Raising the roof” and starts dancing with us. They starting to try to dance dirty and I knew it was time to make our way to The Bank.

We show up to a pretty large line, but I yell at Fred and he takes us in. Thank goodness for the kindness of strangers! We thank him him for the drinks and the nice treatment and make our way up the escalator.

The Bank: Ever been to Light and wondered, what if they paint everything black and make a giant pit in the ground to dance in? That is the Bank. You walk into a black rectangle. The middle of that is a dance floor that is sunken. Then there are levels with tables and at the top, bars.

K. and I are all about dancing that night so we hit the floor. The only problem is my dress keeps coming down! WHY?!? Its so annoying to dance and look down and have an errant boobage or ass cheek. Whatever I'm drunk and so I just try to keep a good dress watch.

Right away some college boys join ask to dance and proceed to start to bore the living shit out of me. I can tell you that when I dance I don't really want to talk anyway, but my dance partner kept talking and talking and talking. He ranged from such exciting topics as:

Arena Football
Ft. Worth Texas
Socks to wear with clubbing shoes
His flight
Buffets

I wanted to get away SO bad. I felt like I was trapped. I look over to K. and she seems to be having a VERY good time with the guy she is talking too. So I know its going to be a long night. I mean I'm not going to break up her fun night because I was with literally the most boring person on the planet. Just when I felt I was going to go crazy who should come walking down the stairs but............... Patrick!

Poor Patrick, I pounced on him like crazy wombat!

I held on to him like a drowning man to a lifeline!

The guy left and I was saved! I was FREE! I WAS ALIVE!!!!!!! I nearly cried for being so grateful that the vegas gods should throw me a bone and get me out of that situation.

Of course this meant that I had to buy Patrick a drink! We grabbed some drinks. The night gets blurry...

I remember dancing with Patrick and all these people and spilling a drink ALL OVER this girls head. I felt SO bad. SOO BAD. I mean it was not a little, it was a lot. AND SHE WAS NICE. I still feel really really bad about it. I am usually the one who gets spilled on, so it sucked to spill on someone else who was nice and pretty and a lot of fun to dance with.

Hey chick I spilled a drink on: I am totally sorry, I know I said that I was but I really am. I owe you like 10 drinks and a lapdance!

I also remember my friend telling me we were going home, and me asking if she had cab fare:
“Yeah Elle I have cabfare”
“Well you should have no problem getting home!”

I was wasted and didn't want my night to end because I was having a good time.

In all I got in while the sun was in the sky and I had a very fun night!

Drinks: $100
Cab:$30
Food $19

Next up..... Monday and my Liver calls the Police

great review thanks for sharing keep it coming

so you went to tao on thur and the bank on sun, and you never stopped by the jc table????????

so you went to tao on thur and the bank on sun, and you never stopped by the jc table????????

i doubt any of us knew where it was and how to contact the right people!

Ok I will lift my boycott for now to review your TR :)


We had lunch at Tamba the Indian restaurant. It wasn't that bad and if you are a non meat eater than its one of the best options I've found. They also have a restaurant.com coupon, so yay for saying $10! I did burn my finger a little bit on one of the buffet warmers. I think it was because my mind was slow from the marathon partying I had been doing.


I saw that coupon too! Since I m indian, I m a little picky about it. How was the food there?

Make sure you get there early and you can grab a chair and party the day away!


I thought theres a food n bev minimum on those? Which chairs are you talking about?

I mean the bodies on these guys were for real.
The magics of attending the gym regularly...

Plus girls with fake ones are all about getting a good grab, after all they PAID for them! Why not get your $$ worth? Anyway if you know someone who was complaining about a topless blonde running feeling up their girlfriends you MIGHT know who that was! ;)
So whats the etiquette on t1tty grabbing for the ladies? Just run up pretend you are drunk and grab away.. or you carefully sneak up from behind and do the reverse juggle?


So when we get to the car he starts grabbing for the keys and I'm like no your wasted. And he turns on me! He starts saying shit that made no sense. But I got the feeling that he was going to get even worse, so I grabbed my friend and left.
(Side note: My friend ended up trying to take him home to sober him up. On the way he stopped at a stoplight and the drunk guy jumps out of the car and takes his shirt off... throws it into the road and starts running away. umm roid rage... Glad they have security everywhere in LV.


Caramel: Caramel is a nice little bar! It was full of an older more mature crowd but not too many grayhairs. On the inside it kind of reminds me of a nicer bar in the SF where I am from. Except cleaner (bay area folks know what I mean) and there is nice music.

For the ladies they get two for one drinks with pass. It makes AMF's like $14 for TWO.


More reasons for ladies to show for the JC meet up on LDW.

I have been to Ditch, Wet and Rehab and prefer Wet. Your right not too big and not too small.

With regards to Bare vs Moorea which did you prefer?
Great trip report, I love your style of writing.

i doubt any of us knew where it was and how to contact the right people!

It's been posted several times. Should of asked. Hes not that big of deal anyway. I just use him for the women. :D

It's been posted several times. Should of asked. Hes not that big of deal anyway. I just use him for the women. :D

I didnt know he had a table at the Bank on Sundays. Could of came in handy when they increased my bottle minimum to 2 bottles for three people. I told them to stick it:D

Wait - so you guys DID end up at Tryst after all? I was so gone by about 1....you wouldn't happen to be the random chick I danced with and quite possibly made out very heavily with on the dancefloor, would you? Just checkin....


Day 3 Thursday
The Tao of JC forum members, a secret Tryst, and Angry Girls on Poles

HAPPY BITHDAY TO ME!!!
So on the third day our hero awakens to the smell of stripper all over her, and the angry throbbng of two feet put through hell. Our hero is also VERY VERY hung over.

So me and K. decided to grab food somewhere (I totally forgot where we ate, but I'm sure it wasn't that great) and get our drink on. We were told by my local friend that Bare would be fun today and so we figured we would give it a try.

I text Peter Kolizeras, who was professional and very nice. I asked him if it was too late to put us on the list and he said to get my butt over there.

Bare: Bare at the Mirage is a very intimate topless pool. Because it was my birthday K. kept buying me drinks and by drink three I was feeling more than good. We floated in the water and I got to check her out in her bikini. I tried to get her to take her top off, but I couldn't get her to show her tata's off! At first it seemed less friendly then other pool parties I have been too. With people looking at you like a piece of meat and not smiling or having fun. That changed after more people showed up and then the party was in full swing.

I met a local girl who was SOOO nice, but I had a hard time talking with her because her nipple was poking out over the top of her suit and she did not know it. K. kept trying to catch my eye and I knew if I looked at her I would show that I was seeing nipple.

There were some french guys that came by and hit on us. They were polite but totally hard to understand. I think foreign guys can be cute but its a huge chore to have small talk with them when they don't speak English well. One said:

“I REALLY like your Poosing”
“My What?!?”
“Poosing! Poosing!” pointing at my lower body
“WHATTTTTTTTT”

Then I realized he was trying to say PIERCING not the OTHER word I thought he was saying. I was almost going to slap his face! Ha! Either that or see if I was showing more than I meant too. (its happens...)

Met some business guys too who were nice and invited us to meet them at Tryst. It was nice to be invited but I already had super hot plans to meet up with JC forum members and that beats hanging out with suits any day!

When I got back to the room I checked my phone and I got a txt from Patrick telling me he arrived and that he got a suite! I was so happy for him. We decided to meet at a hotel bar and then move on to Tao. My friend and I got there early so we decided to have a drink and gamble a little bit. We were laughing and having a good time when all these HOT forum members started to trickle in ha ha. My friend K. was super cool about meeting with everyone given that she does not go on this site.

So I got to meet Patrick (ladies he is tall and a fresh faced cutie), his friend (great skin, and the cutest nose), Warren (dressed so nice, and tall, and rich in flasks), mrankimonki (I wanted to put him in my pocket!) I was so glad that no one was crazy or whatever because I have never met anyone via the internet and I was nervous.

Darryl met up with us and went about finding more ladies as we were very much out numbered. We picked up some girls who were nice enough and made our way to Tao. Darryl got us is so quick! It was awesome, and Patrick is right, the look on peoples faces was hilarious. I am so glad I did not have to wait because part of the line is outside and it was still really hot, and my feet were sore from the previous nights of partying.

Tao: When you enter Tao you will find a restaurant with a huge bar on the first floor. With you stamp you make your way up the stairs to the second floor where you will find yourself in a dark, very asian inspired, labyrinth of cool. My friend and I grabbed some drinks with the guys and took it all in. 'We were there early and it was already starting to fill up, but it was great to go a bit early because we were able to really see the club!

I love when people sing Happy birthday to me, so THANKS PATRICK for singing happy birthday in German to me! It was super cool!

Warren totally owes me a liquid cocain shot ;)

Me and K. walked around the club and hit the dance floor with Patrick and his friend for a little bit. Patrick was going insane drinking and talking with everyone. It was great to see. He kept buying me birthday drinks it was crazy. At one point I was SUPER drunk and I didn't want to drink anymore, I turned around after not seeing Patrick for awhile and he had his hands full of drinks. I was like no way!!! I can't drink anymore, but I did anyway.

The outside balcony is really cool to look at the strip and the people looking up at the party. The girls in the bathtubs where cool too. But the ones pretending to make out were very awkward. Just being honest. We danced and danced and drank and drank.

Then I have no idea why but I decided I wanted to get out of Tao and go to Tryst “Right Away” My momory is really fuzzy at this point....

We were on the list for Tryst using the contact from this site which was again very professional and nice. There was a huge line but I just walked right past them all and got in for free for nothing.

Tryst: Very pretty club. Has a pole, which is great and a nice outside area. I love the waterfall and it feels like a nice environment to meet people.

Apparently I was so drunk, I kicked the girls off the pole (they werent doing tricks anyway) and did my spins and twirls. Those girls got SOOOO mad at being shown up, but I showed them some easy spins and it the competitive spirit made them get even crazier. I totally didn't care about guys watching I just wanted to show K. that I could do some tricks and I was drunk. I can't understand why some people can let the drunk girl be drunk for a second! ;)

We went on the dancefloor and danced. I was the biggest pimp because I had the prettiest girl dancing with me ha! She kept shoeing away people. We were wasted.

Note to Tall guy with the face: Screeming “YOU GUYS ARE HOT” over and over stops being a compliment and becomes scary.

One of the girls from the pole incident came over and offered to buy me a drink. I turned her down because I was more than wasted, and she got super pissed at me!!!

I can't comment this time on what people looked like as a whole because it's all a haze. So sorry guys!!!

I don't remember much after that. I can tell you that if K. wasn't there to usher me out I probably would have gotten kicked out for being to drunk.

Drinks $50 (thanks to everyone who hooked it up for my bday)
Cabs $30
Everything else comp

I did not randomly make out with anyone at tryst! We were in the girls zone! I would have totally put that in the report if it happened though!!!! What a story!

the random chick I danced with and quite possibly made out very heavily with on the dancefloor, would you?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas! Perfect man hahahaha ... good stuff!

I did not randomly make out with anyone at tryst! We were in the girls zone! I would have totally put that in the report if it happened though!!!! What a story!

Ok just checkin - cuz if it were you I needed to apologize for the drunken octopus hands, lol

Ok just checkin - cuz if it were you I needed to apologize for the drunken octopus hands, lol

Hilarious.. i thought I read somewhere you brought the GF

Hilarious.. i thought I read somewhere you brought the GF
Um...Wife. I know, I know - I was REALLY smashed!
Sorry Elle - didnt mean to hijack your TR

Um...Wife. I know, I know - I was REALLY smashed!
Sorry Elle - didnt mean to hijack your TR

hahaha very nice !

http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/pimp(1).jpg

Um...Wife. I know, I know - I was REALLY smashed!
Sorry Elle - didnt mean to hijack your TR

The big question, though, is did you take off your wedding ring?

Ok just checkin - cuz if it were you I needed to apologize for the drunken octopus hands, lol

no need to apologize for the hijack............. iffffffffff i can take your apology for past times I made out all random like with someone and they had octopus hands! :D I mean I need to get an apology from somewhere! ;)

no need to apologize for the hijack............. iffffffffff i can take your apology for past times I made out all random like with someone and they had octopus hands! :D I mean I need to get an apology from somewhere! ;)

Consider it done :D

no need to apologize for the hijack............. iffffffffff i can take your apology for past times I made out all random like with someone and they had octopus hands! :D I mean I need to get an apology from somewhere! ;)

HEY.......you werent complaining at the time.........but I guess IM SORRY. :(

HEY.......you werent complaining at the time.........but I guess IM SORRY. :(ur right I wasn't!!!! But ill still take ur sorry anyway! Ha ha

"And the crowd chants..."

"We want pics, we want pics, we want pics...":p

Wow, great stuff so far ellejay! Between Patrick's and your TRs, I think I have to book my next trip now... Damn me for being so easily influenced...

more on the way sorry its taking so long but work has been insane!

were waiting??????????? :D

more on the way sorry its taking so long but work has been insane!


get your priorities straight woman!!

this *IS* your work :D

get your priorities straight woman!!

this *IS* your work :D

+1!!! Tango knows whats up!

+1!!! Tango knows whats up!

+2 hahaha MORE PICS! Haha this could be a good thing, meaning elle had some pics that she you know "ehem" cannot share! I need some of those! Hahaha jp elle!

get your priorities straight woman!!

this *IS* your work :D

so on a more serious note... are there any more canadian women like you? As in has their priorities straight and are good lookin

dang it.....I just copied your TR to the TR thread and then realized you havent finished it. :(

so on a more serious note... are there any more canadian women like you? As in has their priorities straight and are good lookin

The odds aren't in your favour. lol!

So I just finished reading all 20 pages of this TR and I can't believe I was ever on the fence about going out in October! I was a little worried about being on a budget, but after seeing how you did it, Elle, I am booking my room tonight! Great trip report!!

Awesome TR! Thanks Ellejay!

Makes me look all the more forward to my trip. Counting down til arrival in 13 days!

i can't wait to hear the rest!!

Where is Elljay?!? She disappeared

The odds aren't in your favour. lol!

hahaha +1 , they dont get much sun out there.. but they got plenty of indian women from what I heard

I wish there were more Indian women in Vegas :(

I wish there were more Indian women in Vegas :(
There were! MrMoniki's TR featured many indian women.. they were pulling them in right and left. Ask Patrick :D

hahaha +1 , they dont get much sun out there.. but they got plenty of indian women from what I heard

Oh most definitely, especially in Vancouver and I'm sure Toronto as well.

I wish there were more Indian women in Vegas :(

u'll find a bunch of punjabi girls from vancouver/toronto dont worry :) we saw a bunch.

enjoy the weekend guys!

hahaha +1 , they dont get much sun out there.. but they got plenty of indian women from what I heard

Brampton = Bramladash :D

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bramladash

so on a more serious note... are there any more canadian women like you? As in has their priorities straight and are good lookin


lol and as loopy as i am? :D

Brampton = Bramladash :D

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bramladash

+1.. hey I bet the indian food is good there :D
I m guessing Tango doesn't have a taste for indian hahaha

+1.. hey I bet the indian food is good there :D
I m guessing Tango doesn't have a taste for indian hahaha


haha i love indian food... im a butter chicken butter & nan whore.

the indian food here is pretty good. depends on where you go.. there is quite the wide array of prices, and style. unfortunately there's a lot of buffets, which i think is not the best representation of indian food.

double butter chicken whoa!

lol and as loopy as i am? :D

I can deal with loopy!

lol and as loopy as i am? :D

loopy is fun

Brampton = Bramladash :D

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bramladash

That is completely false defination. In brampton it is all Punjabi ppl and they are everywhere! It's insane even in the parks you see a bunch of old punjabi men chillin under some gazebo's and riding their bikes gives me the whole india feeling....it's scary... and that's coming from an indian guy :confused:

Secondly I live in toronto and i've never heard that term in my life! I even asked my bangaladesh friend and she never even heard of that!