this is to give all the members heading out to vegas this weekend a good sendoff: be smart be safe and have a GD great time....party like animals, and post your trip reports here upon your return.......hopefully nassau can finally post a great video for us :D

You know something i clicked on this link and was all excited to read a review and then i noticed its this coming weekend, haha.

All you guys going this weekend have a great time! Cant wait to hear the stories when you all get back, but im not putting any stock into a video from Nassau.

I have confidence in my boy nassau!!

this is to give all the members heading out to vegas this weekend a good sendoff: be smart be safe and have a GD great time....party like animals, and post your trip reports here upon your return.......hopefully nassau can finally post a great video for us :D

+1 ... million

I'm pooping right now. Stay tuned for more updates. :)

I'm pooping right now. Stay tuned for more updates. :)

is nassau videotaping?

Nice! I m looking forward to those voyeur shots.

I'm pooping right now. Stay tuned for more updates. :)

haha that's awesome!!!

What's the line on this thread hitting 4 pages before one review is even posted on it? :)

I'm pooping right now. Stay tuned for more updates. :)

Has anyone seen the Office Chair on Twitter? Its basically a Twitter account where all he does is pretend hes an office chair and talk about the guy farting into him all day, haha. Best line ever "If I could puke my foam stuffing, I would" haha

http://twitter.com/OfficeChair

What's the line on this thread hitting 4 pages before one review is even posted on it? :)

Ill take the over on that any day

the over is 2 to 5.....whats the odds we dont hear any reviews when everyone gets back?

what are the odds of nassau posting a video lol

I have this funny feeling hes gonna post a very funny one that we will all get kicks out of ;)

What happens in Vegas............

wanna bet??? something tells me you just might be the star of it :D

is nassau videotaping?

lol, SO wrong.

lol, SO wrong.

You should be taking notes! lol

There will be no footage of me on video this weekend if I have something to say about it.

What that means, is if they do manage to get me on video you know it's going to be good. Real good. And more than likely NSFW.

what happens in Vegas lives in infamy in the JC boards

You should be taking notes! lol

I don't need notes on how to poop, I need notes on how to close the deal

Very Cool of NY to give us a safe trip thread

Ty brother.

i feel like a noob though... i have no cabana or daybed and no bottle service set up yet for these guys ... sigh...

but i wont let that bring me down... Ill still party my ass off heheh
never let shit bring me down when im on vacation partying :)

I don't need notes on how to poop, I need notes on how to close the deal

lmao ... gotta love tao... i still think about that story and start shaking my head... :) much love tao :D

lmao ... gotta love tao... i still think about that story and start shaking my head... :) much love tao :D

seems he may have learned from his mistakes

Hey everyone!...I am new to the forum and will be in Vegas this weekend as well, from Atlanta...I am going with 4 other guys and staying at the Venetian...here is what I have planned so far:

Friday Night - Going to Pure and Tao (going to try to get into Pure and see how it is and then head over to Tao later on in the night...one of the guys coming knows DJ Reach @ Tao, so we can get in anytime)

Sat Afternoon - Hitting up Tao Beach with a daybed...rasberry mojitos are the best.

Sat Night - Gonna give Patrick a call for bottle service...I heard this club is huge and a great time.

Sun Afternoon - Probably just gamble and maybe hit up Rehab.

Sun Night - Bottle service at Lavo...went there in October on a Sunday and had a great time.

Also, we will probably end up hitting strip clubs on fri and sat nights after the club...any suggestions?

Let me know what everyone thinks...


Thanks!

Hey everyone!...I am new to the forum and will be in Vegas this weekend as well, from Atlanta...I am going with 4 other guys and staying at the Venetian...here is what I have planned so far:

Friday Night - Going to Pure and Tao (going to try to get into Pure and see how it is and then head over to Tao later on in the night...one of the guys coming knows DJ Reach @ Tao, so we can get in anytime)

Sat Afternoon - Hitting up Tao Beach with a daybed...rasberry mojitos are the best.

Sat Night - Gonna give Patrick a call for bottle service...I heard this club is huge and a great time.

Sun Afternoon - Probably just gamble and maybe hit up Rehab.

Sun Night - Bottle service at Lavo...went there in October on a Sunday and had a great time.

Also, we will probably end up hitting strip clubs on fri and sat nights after the club...any suggestions?

Let me know what everyone thinks...


Thanks!

My suggestion is read this if you are going to the strip clubs

http://forums.jackcolton.com/showthread.php?t=539&highlight=bachelor

Hey everyone!...I am new to the forum and will be in Vegas this weekend as well, from Atlanta...I am going with 4 other guys and staying at the Venetian...here is what I have planned so far:

Friday Night - Going to Pure and Tao (going to try to get into Pure and see how it is and then head over to Tao later on in the night...one of the guys coming knows DJ Reach @ Tao, so we can get in anytime)

Sat Afternoon - Hitting up Tao Beach with a daybed...rasberry mojitos are the best.

Sat Night - Gonna give Patrick a call for bottle service...I heard this club is huge and a great time.

Sun Afternoon - Probably just gamble and maybe hit up Rehab.

Sun Night - Bottle service at Lavo...went there in October on a Sunday and had a great time.

Also, we will probably end up hitting strip clubs on fri and sat nights after the club...any suggestions?

Let me know what everyone thinks...


Thanks!


Looks like a solid plan, I love the way youre killing two birds with one stone, hitting up pure and using tao as backup.....thats using your head. I think youll love tryst!

Looks like a solid plan, I love the way youre killing two birds with one stone, hitting up pure and using tao as backup.....thats using your head. I think youll love tryst!

Yeah, we loved Pure last time, but if the line is long or the music blows(loved it on Friday in October), we can always get into Tao....Sat night we gonna hit up XS though, not Tryst...already been to Tryst 2-3 times.

Sat night we gonna hit up XS though, not Tryst...already been to Tryst 2-3 times.

see what happens when one assumes! :D well in that case Im sure youll like XS, I havent been yet but I hear lots o good stuff

well, well, well..i see the odds are stacked against me. my flight leaves in 4 hours and i will start the video blog once i arrive at the airport. this time i will cut it into sections so that way i will be able to post some footage. i will probably write my review on the plane on the way home so expect my post monday evening. to all of you on the way to vegas, hopefully we will see you at some time or another, enjoy your stay. for those of you at home, you will be missed and we will party for you. check my twitter account for real time updates and im sure that either myself, irock, or dnix will be checking in during the course of the weekend as well. be well my friends!

nyc, dont forget to send me a text on the "lurk" count. everytime i get a text and their are jc members around me, i'm buying shots..hopefully it will be a slow weekend for new member sign up and intros..lol

nyc, dont forget to send me a text on the "lurk" count. everytime i get a text and their are jc members around me, i'm buying shots..hopefully it will be a slow weekend for new member sign up and intros..lol

will do, something tells me the member count is gonna skyrocket this weekend, we just started a major advertising blitz yesterday :D

nyc, dont forget to send me a text on the "lurk" count. everytime i get a text and their are jc members around me, i'm buying shots..hopefully it will be a slow weekend for new member sign up and intros..lol

Oh god.. he's serious about this. Hah.

Fly safe and i'll see you and the rest of the group tomorrow. Oh, and don't be too hungover for Friday.

For real this time, safe travels all. Cant wait to hear the stories.

Have a great trip and have a blast

Oh god.. he's serious about this. Hah.

Fly safe and i'll see you and the rest of the group tomorrow. Oh, and don't be too hungover for Friday.

Free shots...Vegas?? Damn you all for being there this weekend. Have a wonderful STD free weekend!

So were on page 4 and still no reviews... except about airport experiences which isnt much

Free shots...Vegas?? Damn you all for being there this weekend. Have a wonderful STD free weekend!

That shit comes back with you!

Free shots...Vegas?? Damn you all for being there this weekend. Have a wonderful STD free weekend!

stay away from the bananas, m and m's and tacos and you should be ok :D

stay away from the bananas, m and m's and tacos and you should be ok :D

lmfao!!! Wow! I swear I am not getting any work done right now.... good thing I'm the last one at the office!

lmfao!!! Wow! I swear I am not getting any work done right now.... good thing I'm the last one at the office!

Haven't a clue what you're referring to. :rolleyes:

Don't think I'll be reporting live this time. Gonna be the best trip ever. Irock and Nassau are cool as shit. Headed to tao shortly.

Out

Don't think I'll be reporting live this time. Gonna be the best trip ever. Irock and Nassau are cool as shit. Headed to tao shortly.

Out

Why the fuck not?!?

If only there were a JC call in line! Live audioblogging...I can't even imagine how ridiculous they would get.

Don't think I'll be reporting live this time. Gonna be the best trip ever. Irock and Nassau are cool as shit. Headed to tao shortly.

Out

Wow, can't believe that it was a week ago already that I was striding into Tao. Time flies when you're having fun... Have some Long Islands for me [just don't get as inebriated as I did there at Tao!]

I propose someone wears a helmet cam, so we get an up close and first person video of what is happening at all times.

If only there were a JC call in line! Live audioblogging...I can't even imagine how ridiculous they would get.

we would all just be on the phone the whole trip, but it would be awesome

Nice NY got his picture up with his kid.. Very nice brother :)

Ok im back... and i would like to start out the reviews cause i have a feeling mine will be the crappiest... started to feel like i was catching a cold the day of flying out... kind of a downer for me...

Thurs: Got to the airport and started Drinking with my boys, shot and beer and onto the plane... while waiting for boarding we meet a girl sitting next to us... i give her the vegas baby knuckle pound and chit chat for a bit. turns out shes a porn star
we get her number... but remember... my review is probably gonna be the worst out of all the reviews...

http://www.myspace.com/dallaslowe


Be right Back

Nice NY got his picture up with his kid.. Very nice brother :)

Ok im back... and i would like to start out the reviews cause i have a feeling mine will be the crappiest... started to feel like i was catching a cold the day of flying out... kind of a downer for me...

Thurs: Got to the airport and started Drinking with my boys, shot and beer and onto the plane... while waiting for boarding we meet a girl sitting next to us... i give her the vegas baby knuckle pound and chit chat for a bit. turns out shes a porn star
we get her number... but remember... my review is probably gonna be the worst out of all the reviews...

http://www.myspace.com/dallaslowe


Be right Back

It can't be that shitty if you already chatted up a porn star on the way TO Vegas!

Thats True Aria :)

OK continue on...

So im pretty buzzed by the time we check in around 1030 and by boys decide that they just want to get trashed and gamble at the mirage... im way f*(@&ed up by 3pm and realized shit i wanted to go to tao >< and go meet up with the crew and also see Jack and Chapp :( so that was a big downer for me...

I think thats one of the main reasons i feel like my review is crappy cause i really wanted to meet JC and Chapp and i missed em... ahh well there is always next time ...

After 3 am a group of us ended up at the Rhino partied it up and left around 6 or 7 in the morning.

Friday: Time to meet up with Nas Dnix Irock Prada Switch and the others... Chillen Lexty

good tip i learned :) : if you plan on trying to party with all the people that will be out there, get all of their phone numbers...

Nas was easy to get ahold of ... had his phone and checked it... Top Notch on All levels this guy... Dnix and Irock... super cool guys and great meeting them... Prada great girl... i was honored to meet them all .... at Ditch Fridays... pool was nice... line was short to get in... 15 minute wait... 25 bucks... Great time Good music... got wasted...


sorry about the breaks... still a bit wasted lol... be back again

Sounds good so far. Sucks you didnt get to meet JC and Chapp, but at least you got to meet up with the other guys.

I see you didnt mention Nassau... I heard he was passed out from Thursday to Monday, haha

Sounds good so far. Sucks you didnt get to meet JC and Chapp, but at least you got to meet up with the other guys.

I see you didnt mention Nassau... I heard he was passed out from Thursday to Monday, haha

That's Nas, it was abbreviated

That's Nas, it was abbreviated

no no no, they were hanging with the rapper

no no no, they were hanging with the rapper

N i c e!!!

That's Nas, it was abbreviated

haha didnt catch that. Maybe it was Nas Escobar

no no no, they were hanging with the rapper

haha didnt catch that. Maybe it was Nas Escobar

Lmao ... You guys crack me up... Yeah ive been calling Nassau - Nas on here... so when i met him friday at Ditch i called him Nas... cool cat bought me a round upon meeting him... he was my main contact among the four horseman... and yes he was passed out when it was time to meet at palms for Friday night JC meet up lol... but all good... im just glad he was having a great time.

So back to Friday night : I still havent found any great hookup for the JC member meet up for friday night like i was trying to promise... but last minute one of my friends says, he has a friend thats connected and can always get whatever he wants at discounted prices or minimums... to make a long story short i get a call from some High Roller host guy and i tell him i need a table at Rain tonight for like 12 people... he says "ill only lock it in if you are 100% sure that you are going to make it" i said .."Lock it up!" he said "be here by 11... he got us 12 in with only a 2 bottle minimum and they had to steal the table from a few other hosts lol " ohhh my , i said You got it!!! We'll be there :) I send texts out to JC members and also to boys from the bachelor party...

1030 rolls around Nas is still past out lol ... Irock and his girl, Dnix are on there way to hard rock... switch is still mia (i think he was at ditch but never found him) i dont have the numbers for any of the other jc members... i ask irock for other peoples numbers and hes so drunk he forgets to send them to me... i call him again and ask him where the numbers are and he says ohhhh yeah ill send them right now... and he sends me just a bunch of numbers lol ... no names just random phone numbers ...then on top of that im trying to make things happen, while trying to save the numbers so that i can call them i accidentally erase the message !!!! booooo i call back irock and tell him to send again... and he says "i cant... i can only send them once." omg what kind of technology does he have? flinestone phone imo! ...And my bachelor party group worthless they are just running all over the place talking to girls and arent really motivated to go out... at the moment that we needed too... Failures imo !

i feel bad ... 11:00 the host from rain txts me "you guys ok? you still coming?" i said were running late im sorry.. he says "its ok as long as you make it, High Roller host told me that you guys are real friends and to fight for the table if i have to and im not letting it go as long as you guys are gonna make it... "

1130 boooooooooooooo i txt him back with a huge apology saying that i am sorry for making him fight for us and that we didnt even make it to him.. and that ill make sure that we will take double care of him next time... he said its all good ... but i really felt bad... then i had to txt high roller host next and tell him sorry also... and blah blah blah.... im an idiot for blah blah blah... sigh lol

so lesson learned... dont try plan too much on your own unless you really have everyones number and you have people commited... completely my fault...

so we ended up back at the suite and ate some cannabis bannana nut muffins (of course for medicinal purposes) and drank a bunch more and 3 in the morning when we were feeling really loopy... we ended up at Rhino again where the bachelor passout while we were trying to feed him more dances... i think he ate three muffins lol

i gotta go to work now... ill be back

sorry for too much detail.... maybe ill cut the rest to just a few sentences...

sorry for too much detail.... maybe ill cut the rest to just a few sentences...

No, it's good so far - that really sucks about Friday night. I thought everyone was doing the Palms that night anyway?

yeah i thought that was the plan... its just hard to plan stuff sometimes cause we all are partying sooo hard

be back after work...

I bought a bracelet for Friday and didn't go to Palms. I think I got lost in the desert Friday night. I was at Ditch though. I saw everyone else sorry I missed you Patrick!

I just got in, i'll try to post a review at one point but there will be a lot of coinciding stories. I'll say Tryst and The Bank are top notch, the Palms absolutely loves taking my money, and all the forum members I met are definitely solid people. Oh, and fuck Pure for not letting me in because of my shoes that I wore at every other place, even while my friends had a wild table there dropping a ton of money.

I hated everything about today. The day you leave Vegas is always bad but this one takes the cake. My flight was horrible, my phone broke, and it only gets worse from there. I had a really good time this weekend though, so I guess it's worth it. I will post my review in a day or two when I can see straight, I am about to go sleep for about 20 hours.

Thurs Tao. Friday wasted space the rain then moon, sat tryst , sun bank.

Hands down the bank had the best dj, IMHO.

Sorry DE about the text, when your on about 10 vodka redbulls and requesting the #'s for 5 forum members, it was a little tough putting that together it took about 5 minutes and then u deleted it? I tried to somehow forward the contact info in a text with my iPhone, couldn't do it. It was 10 numbers for 5 people seperated by commas. They don't come up hilighted for you to just tap and text?

Im still hurting

Im still hurting

I won't be normal for days

Im still hurting

I dont want to hear it......reviews lets hear em buddy!

NO........but I was with a JC member at all times, so if everyone else post their review, then youll know what I did. :D

dnix your all over spyonvegas.com

Nassau text me last night, and told me. I havent checked it out yet.

what days??????

tao thursday sunday bank and i think palms on friday but not sure on that one

I might of been slightly drunk.

http://spyonvegas.com/index.php?query=galleries/recent/view/photo/352321/4061#viewphoto

Ouch........think I had too much to drink????? :cool:

http://spyonvegas.com/uploaded/65194/4061/1433667689f2c2493b546e7303fe0e615c3633281c.jpg

http://spyonvegas.com/uploaded/65194/4061/260955619e0a00d6e562ca26c1a3be2ce449502a5.jpg

Nassau, Irock.....who are these girls? I dont remember them at all

http://spyonvegas.com/uploaded/65194/4061/1693280373f359a240be0a2bbf71160b5d6d4d29ad.jpg

Lol riiiiiight sure you don't

Heres the JC table at the bank

http://spyonvegas.com/uploaded/65194/4061/2491733936be934fbab4d75babc1439f215c38b16.jpg

are you sleeping in the first 2 shots? hahahaha....looks like and awesome time!

does nassaus shirt say osama on it????

Im still hurting

I lost my voice

I think its osaka

does nassaus shirt say osama on it????

Heres Nassau, Addicted, and Player at our table at Tryst

http://spyonvegas.com/uploaded/65194/4051/1064692350075ee5e45e014bf04bf777a59815273f.jpg

I think its osaka
.

hahaha i know.....I love the AOD dog tags!!

heres tswchit with some random girl

http://spyonvegas.com/uploaded/65194/4051/8329796023bf71e72546f164073c8fab373d297d4.jpg

that girl was actually really nice...i talked to her for a while and she was cool.

partyinvegas and I think tswicht's friend

http://spyonvegas.com/uploaded/65194/4051/15523278667dee61a36191999f21b8e6284911fb95.jpg

im loving this D!!!! keep em coming, this beats any report of you jogging round vegas :D

that girl was actually really nice...i talked to her for a while and she was cool.

It was a joke. :D

I managed to stay out of pictures at almost every place I went. Only one of me from Tryst on any sites. I do believe I was video'd by Nassau at The Bank though. Nothing scandalous, and won't have to worry about that making it's rounds. :)

Got in at like 1am last night, barely slept. Been at work since 8am. This is the worst.

Edit: I just noticed that pic of my from Tryst was posted. What a mess I was.

Opps. I guess anyone who doesnt want their pic up should PM me.

It was a joke. :D

ahhh, ok. i am a little slow this morning....

Opps. I guess anyone who doesnt want their pic up should PM me.

Haha. I don't care about that picture, I don't want to know what's on any personal cameras though. I have yet to look through mine.

I was going to say.. you have a sweet digital camera then I saw the spyonvegas logo. They sure know how to touch up those pics good :)

I see some JC members in this pic. Wheres waldo?

http://spyonvegas.com/uploaded/4017/4035/65063898560b2596ee09d7c6320899fc6eb0b906e.jpg

good eye dnix.

JC table at TAO

http://spyonvegas.com/uploaded/65194/4025/9843041790fbe44b6edd3b799c27b472e296f90ee.jpg

JC table at TAO

http://spyonvegas.com/uploaded/65194/4025/9843041790fbe44b6edd3b799c27b472e296f90ee.jpg

Haha, you know while you guys were away i was checking the sites all throughout the weekend. I know this one was posted cause it was Thursday night, but then i realized i really didnt know what anyone looked like except for Nassau, so from that point i was like hmmmmm, maybe this is them, but i couldnt freaking tell cause i had never seen good shots of people before.

well Im the only forum member in that pic, besides Jack. Everyone else was there. Im not sure why there not in the pic.

Everyone seems to be dressed so casual. T-shirts and sneakers. WTF!?!? I thought you couldn't get into clubs like this?

Everyone seems to be dressed so casual. T-shirts and sneakers. WTF!?!? I thought you couldn't get into clubs like this?

its always good to know someone. :D

Heres the JC table at the bank

http://spyonvegas.com/uploaded/65194/4061/2491733936be934fbab4d75babc1439f215c38b16.jpg

You have a better eye than I... Where are these sneakers you speak of?

Dude on the left is wearing skater shoes. Pink and yellow.

Everyone seems to be dressed so casual. T-shirts and sneakers. WTF!?!? I thought you couldn't get into clubs like this?

Pure would not let me in with a button up, jeans, and these chuck looking diesel's I had, all black.

Tryst let me in with the same shoes and a t-shirt though (which I didn't think was going to work, but Nassau, IRock and dnix assured me would be ok and were right). Then again we had a table/bottles too.

Im wearing chucks in that pic, you just cant see them.

its always good to know someone. :D

I know you... sort of. Does that count?

Pure would not let me in with a button up, jeans, and these chuck looking diesel's I had, all black.

Tryst let me in with the same shoes and a t-shirt though (which I didn't think was going to work, but Nassau, IRock and dnix assured me would be ok and were right). Then again we had a table/bottles too.

you just need to roll with peeps that know peeps more often :D

Pure would not let me in with a button up, jeans, and these chuck looking diesel's I had, all black.

Tryst let me in with the same shoes and a t-shirt though (which I didn't think was going to work, but Nassau, IRock and dnix assured me would be ok and were right). Then again we had a table/bottles too.

You got Fed at pure. Ive worn my chucks there before.

you just need to roll with peeps that know peeps more often :D

that too :D

What was up with Patrick F at tryst?! Thanks Jared!

You got Fed at pure. Ive worn my chucks there before.

Yeah my friends had tables too spent a couple grand. It was REAL late though. I flashed cash too, and considering I got a free suite upgrade at Bally's without handing the front desk money at first, then threw a hundo his way because I was really drunkerous (drunken generous) at that point i'm sure it was well worth his while.

I remember him telling me cash wasn't going to make a difference. I was probably just in no condition to come in there.

What was up with Patrick F at tryst?! Thanks Jared!

hahahaha I guess some people can get things done without a reservation. :D

Wow sounds like you guys had a pretty awesome time!!!

Im surprised that guy got in there with those rainbow sneakers. I mean wow, i dont even know if those fly on South Beach being as gay as it is here.

No voice, dehydrated......so worth it!

I am very lazy so I'm hoping other pp are going to do reviews-addicted that means you!-

the JC members were awesome, we had so much fun!

Irock- Bank was 2nd DJ for me, I really liked the one at Tryst

I was disappointed with DJAM, he played a lot of the same songs over again and I didn't think the transitions were that great, but I did love Rain awesome club all around

we missed almost everyone at Ditch! We met up with with TS and his friend, but couldn't find anyone else...it was a hazy day

Oh my pictures!

Dnix I love that you call Jess "Player" Classic!

we missed almost everyone at Ditch! We met up with with TS and his friend, but couldn't find anyone else...it was a hazy day

That quote is hilarious.. because I think you actually showed me where everyone else was at Ditch. HAHA hazy day it was! :D

That quote is hilarious.. because I think you actually showed me where everyone else was at Ditch. HAHA hazy day it was! :D

Thats funny.

Oh my pictures!

Dnix I love that you call Jess "Player" Classic!

Ok so that pic of nassau, me and jess...i didn't even see it till just now...i totally missed it the first time. i am so stupid today...

That quote is hilarious.. because I think you actually showed me where everyone else was at Ditch. HAHA hazy day it was! :D

Oh yeah! I think we met them at the end, they were on the other side of the pool but I couldn't see anyone.

Hazy alright...That day I fell on the way back from the bathroom with addicted...flat on my ass, total drunken girl fall! So embarrassing!

Oh yeah! I think we met them at the end, they were on the other side of the pool but I couldn't see anyone.

Hazy alright...That day I fell on the way back from the bathroom with addicted...flat on my ass, total drunken girl fall! So embarrassing!

that was the day after you fell at tao....i was like i really wish she could just stay standing this weekend...hahaha

Who all has pics?????? I lost my camera on the first day, before we even left the hotel room. Then found it when we were packing to go home. Sux.

If you dont want to post them, email them to me.

that was the day after you fell at tao....i was like i really wish she could just stay standing this weekend...hahaha

Bad!!! Yeah I don't really remember Tao all that well, it was my blackout night.

Falling, I think I fell with Nassau? I remember like as I fell grabbing at a guy trying not too lol

pics- I didn't bring a camera either. Jess took some, I know Julia (Prada's friend) took a TON of all of us, we need to get those!

Bad!!! Yeah I don't really remember Tao all that well, it was my blackout night.

Falling, I think I fell with Nassau? I remember like as I fell grabbing at a guy trying not too lol

You were really out of hand at Tao...like you locked me in the bathroom stall with you, and when the lady told us only 1 of us could be in there at a time, you started screaming back, calling her an asshole. the funniest part is you and i both forgot about that until yesterday....

btw, don't feel bad about falling all over. i wasn't exactly ms. graceful all weekend. apparantly when i get drunk i bang into things. my legs are covered in bruises from my hips to my feet. very sexy indeed.

hahahaha Julia will never forget me. she prob. still has the smell of my stomach on her. opps. :(

sorry julia :D

btw, don't feel bad about falling all over. i wasn't exactly ms. graceful all weekend. apparantly when i get drunk i bang into things. my legs are covered in bruises from my hips to my feet. very sexy indeed.

yeah right......thats your story anyway. :D






J/K :D

You were really out of hand at Tao...like you locked me in the bathroom stall with you, and when the lady told us only 1 of us could be in there at a time, you started screaming back, calling her an asshole. the funniest part is you and i both forgot about that until yesterday....

btw, don't feel bad about falling all over. i wasn't exactly ms. graceful all weekend. apparantly when i get drunk i bang into things. my legs are covered in bruises from my hips to my feet. very sexy indeed.

That was terrible! I feel so bad, next time I'm at Tao I'm leaving a $20 in their jar!

yeah right......thats your story anyway. :D






J/K :D

yeah yeah whatever ;)

hahahaha Julia will never forget me. she prob. still has the smell of my stomach on her. opps. :(

sorry julia :D

that's one way to leave a lasting memory LMAO

I just PMed prada about the pics

okay so who is going to write an actual TR??

maybe later. it would be way long, and too much thinking involved.

someone IS otherwise we are all going on strike to leave you little party animals here to your own little inside jokes!!!!!! ha

okay so who is going to write an actual TR??

i can barely get out of bed...my TR will be in a few days...i think we're all doing a pretty good job painting the picture already.

maybe later. it would be way long, and too much thinking involved.

yes fully agreed I only have enough energy for one sentence...

when u guys are actually in shape to do it just divide up the venues and each do a report from the venue

someone IS otherwise we are all going on strike to leave you little party animals here to your own little inside jokes!!!!!! ha

I would say were all sworn to secrecy on most of the inside jokes. There were times I was funny, rude, and sick. I prefer only the funny stories be told. :D

I have a head ache reading all the little tidbits. I might be getting sympathy hangover.

I would say were all sworn to secrecy on most of the inside jokes. There were times I was funny, rude, and sick. I prefer only the funny stories be told. :D

what happens there stays there! Addicted told me of a few things I said and um they WILL NOT be repeated here

I would say were all sworn to secrecy on most of the inside jokes. There were times I was funny, rude, and sick. I prefer only the funny stories be told. :D

thats cool I understand that BUT I just want a GD TR......so just give us the funny TRs!!!!!

what happens there stays there! Addicted told me of a few things I said and um they WILL NOT be repeated here

and i showed you some drunken texts i sent that were highly inappropriate...thank god for delete button!!

and i showed you some drunken texts i sent that were highly inappropriate...thank god for delete button!!

oh yes! that was like a mass delete yesterday at the airport for you!

oh yes! that was like a mass delete yesterday at the airport for you!

i'm glad you show me how to do like 10 at once or it would have been an all day affair.

Thur night - vbar, Tao
Fri - ditch, vodoo, wasted space, rain, moon, ghostbar
Sat - wet republic, tryst
Sun - wet republic, carmel, bank


hows that NYC :D

and i showed you some drunken texts i sent that were highly inappropriate...thank god for delete button!!

oh yes! that was like a mass delete yesterday at the airport for you!

LOL...............EXACTLY

LOL...............EXACTLY

what can i say... me + alcohol + a phone = big trouble. i am just so glad i didn't drunk dial anyone....

Thur night - vbar, Tao
Fri - ditch, vodoo, wasted space, rain, moon, ghostbar
Sat - wet republic, tryst
Sun - wet republic, carmel, bank


hows that NYC :D

PERFECT, now was that so difficult? thats all we needed now WE can put the rest together.

Let's just say I forgot more then I remember

Let's just say I forgot more then I remember

that's how you know it was a really good trip :)

I'm jealous.

I'm jealous.

You should be :D

Thanks guys, you made the 43 days i have left until Vegas seem just THAT MUCH farther away, lol

TR Thursday- pp add details as you see fit!

Okay so here's the TR for Thursday....

Addicted (Val) and me (Liz) met at the airport at 10am. Got our bags and a cab and headed to Palms. We were only here one night, but I was all ready to talk to the front desk clerk and be like, "it's my first time here, if there's anything you can do..." normally I tip, but for one night, I wasn't going to. So, she is like totally rude and doesn't give us our spa or rest credit until we ask...but the room was fine, clean space for crashing. So, after that we head to gold coast to stock up on red bull, vodka, and juice. Head back to the room, make a couple of drinks and chat planning the night. By 2 oclock, I'm pretty buzzed b/c I've been mixing strong drinks. We go and split a sandwich at the 24 hour cafe and talk to the waitress about all the nba players there for summer league. Most of them are rookies and pp trying to make it, although we did see Shawn Marion late Friday!

So we head to the pool, find a spot, and get drinks. Pretty much just chill there, it wasn't busy very relaxing. Of course, we have the freaks that come up to us, two guys-one wearing long jean shorts with a BELT in the pool and another with khaki shorts...they were nice, but drunk and kind of weird, but what's vegas without interesting people!

So around 5 we head up to the room to rest, get ready, and drink. We head to Venetian-me with a red bull can filled with vodka in hand for the cab ride-and go to the grand lux cafe to split apps and drinks for dinner. Service was good and fast! After that we met everyone for the first time and headed to V Bar which was cool. I was feeling pretty buzzed and it was awesome to meet everyone...Jack, Irock (wally), nassau, and Dnix (david). Prada (Thalia) and her friend Julia were there, Hilly and Manda met us in line, as did Chapp and his girlfriend (Katie?). It's kind of hazy as Nassau or someone got a round of vodka lime, which was very strong. So, we head to the VIP line and get right in. Things are confusing, Dnix is helping us find our way, Jack couldn't find his table, but eventually does. It was nice, in a smaller room with a bar which was perfect. We were chilling, drinks were flowing. I remember dancing with Nassau, falling, and then getting separated from Addicted til 3 am....finally she found me and we headed to the craps table with irock...I normally love craps, but I was so drunk and tired, that I was like we need to go now! So we headed home, I don't remember anything else until the next morning.....

the confusion was because that wasnt Coltons normal table. when he told them he had 45 people with him, they told him there was no way his table could accommodate that many peeps.

Who are Vegas locals, so other than the guys who will be out there for LDW who is out there?

i've been in bed all day. how is everyone else? julia and i have about 600 photos that we'll post..there are a million of david and nassau (photo whores.) and of course a lot of others.. they're so fun to look at...it actually took about 40 mins to go through all of them when me and julia were waiting for our flight. speaking of which..they left our luggage in dallas on our connection. so our photo cords are in there. apparently we'll be getting those delivered to our house today so stay tuned for photo madness.

I found this photo on one of those vegas sites!

photo whore FTW..........I hope anyway. Could be too embarrassing.

i've been in bed all day. how is everyone else? julia and i have about 600 photos that we'll post..there are a million of david and nassau (photo whores.) and of course a lot of others.. they're so fun to look at...it actually took about 40 mins to go through all of them when me and julia were waiting for our flight. speaking of which..they left our luggage in dallas on our connection. so our photo cords are in there. apparently we'll be getting those delivered to our house today so stay tuned for photo madness.

I found this photo on one of those vegas sites!

i am so glad you guys took pics! i can't wait to relive the weekend

photo whore FTW..........I hope anyway. Could be too embarrassing.

Haha.. exactly what I was trying to avoid!

yup there are tons..too bad i have no documentation of dnix vomiting on julia's legs and her carrying nassau to his hotel room..on the FIRST NIGHT. deliquents! :)

yup there are tons..too bad i have no documentation of dnix vomiting on julia's legs and her carrying nassau to his hotel room..on the FIRST NIGHT. deliquents! :)

we certainly were not a boring group!

I'm so glad you have pics!!

What site is that other one from I don't remember that one...came out good!

Okay here's Friday:
Friday:

Woke up at 730 in my dress, makeup, and jewelry from the night before...took 4 advil, went to sleep til 830 when Addicted kept nudging me to get up and get ready for Ditch. I felt like death...showered, falling around, and shaving was a scary experience! We headed to breakfast at the cafe where I promptly ordered a bloody mary which took a godforsaken amount of time. I drank that and felt better, and ate some toast and eggs to try to soak up the alcohol. We got into Ditch at 1030. All of the really good seats on the party side of the pool were claimed, but we did find two loungers. Set up there and ordered drinks. Twitch and his friend Alan got there at 1230, offered us beer-which I accepted-thanks guys! Hung out in the pool with Alan mostly chit chatting. He's a really nice guy. We all did some shots, again, thank you guys! (We will make it up to all you guys next time!) Basically, just hung out talking, TS kept disappearing to play Blackjack. I was really buzzed the whole day. That day I fell on my way back to the bathroom with Addicted, slammed my head on the concrete, so then I spent the rest of the week freaking out that I was going to have some terrible injury. Honestly, I didn't even have a bump, but still. Okay, so that was embarrassing, but then I just continued on. We were there about six hours...word of warning, do not just drink alcohol all day in the sun, I was so sick the next day b/c of not drinking water. It was a shitty saturday, you have to drink water! :)

We left, grabbed our bags and headed to Mandalay to meet my cousin. We had a kick ass 1050 sq ft suite there on the 60th floor. It was pretty awesome (and free!!!). We hung out there, drank, and drunkenly got ready to go out. My cousin Jess infused me with the energy I needed after a day in the sun. So, we kept trying to get in touch with the JC members, but that didn't happen. On thursday, Addicted called the host of Rain (Reza?) and asked to get on the guest list with no cover or line. He texted and said it was all set. Well, we got to Palms, had a drink and headed over at 11. Huge lineup, walked up to the girl and said, "we're on Reza's list" she didn't even look at it and just flashed that thing open and we were in! So easy! No line, no cover, no wait!

Walked into Rain and kinda walked all around scoping things out. Really nice, big club. The skyboxes are awesome. I walked in one and tried to get a redbull out of the fridge but it was locked. I also sat down and got yelled at! LOL. We headed down to the main floor and I grabbed this cool looking guy to dance with. I'm only 5 7, but with heels 5 10 and he was like 5 7, but a great dancer. He was wearing a vest, kind of looked like he'd come from a wedding, but it was cool-guys should stand out! Don't all look the same! So anyway, we dance, he gets me a drink that I share with the crew and we are off all dancing. There was a guy with sunglasses that I wore-I actually saw a pic of him on spyonvegas. It was a lot of fun dancing. So, now we were trying to get somewhere to sit. So, we start talking to these guys off the dancefloor and they invite us in. I was a little confused so I grabbed the patron and had some with OJ. GROSS!!!!! One guy I was talking to was laughing his ass off at me for doing that. He was like, what the hell is she doing? Don't do it, I totally didn't see all the vodka they had. Anyway, they were great guys, we hung out with them for awhile. We aren't bottle vultures, just had a drink and danced. They were a lot of fun. One of the friends was so drunk though he was scaring my cousin. Really all over her, kinda gross....so we left, back to the dancefloor.
We finally see Dnix with two girls, they said hi and went to get a drink. We get invited to another table on the other side with these nice guys. My cousin starts dancing with this short Asian guy (she's 5 11, with heels 6 3!!) and he's picking her up and doing all sorts of funny shit. I started drinking water and dancing with this guy. I showed him my ring-I'm married- and he kinda freaked out, but still didn't mind dancing lol! We sat down for a little bit, but then I took off outside cause I was getting tired-from all the sun. There was still a line to get in. I walked through the pool area which was very nice, cause they had it all set up for the night. I wished I had felt better and been able to check it out longer. So, I told Addicted and Jess to stay but they were tired. They came out and we took our shoes off-feet hurt so bad- and walked out to the cabs. This Palms guy starts screaming, "PUT YOUR SHOES ON!!!!!" I start yelling and running, we are leaving! He was literally chasing us. I'm like if I can just get to the cabs. So we run out and of course there's a huge freaking line and the guy followed us outside! I was like so annoyed saying, I can't put my shoes back on my feet are like swollen from being in tight heels all night!
LOL...finally get a cab, honestly only took like 10 mins and we headed back. We were gonna go back out, well not me, but Jess and Addicted, but Jess passed out at like 220. It was an early night!
I barely slept all night, kept waking up every few mins cause I felt so sick...was so dehydrated it is an awful feeling. I kept drinking water, but I was like sweating and I seriously thought I was going to have to go to Urgent Care.
To be continued.....

I have a fear of authority figures so when that guy was yelling at us to put our shoes on you better believe i stopped and did what i was told. i had to hobble after you two because you totally took off out the door.

the confusion was because that wasnt Coltons normal table. when he told them he had 45 people with him, they told him there was no way his table could accommodate that many peeps.

45 wow! oh his table was great, I still had an awesome time! :D

I have a fear of authority figures so when that guy was yelling at us to put our shoes on you better believe i stopped and did what i was told. i had to hobble after you two because you totally took off out the door.

Yeah, I saw you stop but I was like dude it ain't happening....at that point I was just like no one is going to tell me I can't get the hell out of here!

You ONLY 5'7"? haha, thats freaking tall for a girl.

You ONLY 5'7"? haha, thats freaking tall for a girl.

well of the 3 of us girls that were together this weekend she was the shortest one, so what does that say lol

well of the 3 of us girls that were together this weekend she was the shortest one, so what does that say lol

Amazon? :D lol. Im 5'10" so i consider myself average but when you girls are in heels you would tower over me, haha.

Sup ya'll? i miss you all already. i started working on my tr on the plane and will finish it tonight. it's pretty long with alot of blank spots. thank goodness i video. you all have to see it. sooooo funny. the mvps (outside of course JC and chap) for the weekend have to be my roommates. those guys are just are my new rat pack vegas guys..Partyinvegas and addicted how much fun was breakfast on sunday. thank you both for that. i needed that..ok let me stop because i shared a moment with all of you and well relay it to the rest of the board when i do my report tonight..i just wanted to quickly "lurk" on here to see what was going on..

Sup ya'll? i miss you all already. i started working on my tr on the plane and will finish it tonight. it's pretty long with alot of blank spots. thank goodness i video. you all have to see it. sooooo funny. the mvps (outside of course JC and chap) for the weekend have to be my roommates. those guys are just are my new rat pack vegas guys..Partyinvegas and addicted how much fun was breakfast on sunday. thank you both for that. i needed that..ok let me stop because i shared a moment with all of you and well relay it to the rest of the board when i do my report tonight..i just wanted to quickly "lurk" on here to see what was going on..

hey Nassau...yes breakfast was fun...remember when I started randomly dropping the f-bomb? you looked at me like i had lost my mind...hahaha good times good times

I heard about this breakfast. Too bad I missed it.

I heard about this breakfast. Too bad I missed it.

We tried to wake your ass up but you were so out. You were sleeping with your shoes on - now that is tired.

Hey wait. I just remembered we went to Drais. What night was that????????

nassau putting all the peeps on his back and carrying them to the finish line!!!

Drais was thusday after tao. damn we did alot in 4 days..addicted yeah the f-bombs were so funny cause they came way out of left field..bomb..bomb..bomb. im laughing right now as im typing...

Drais was thusday after tao. damn we did alot in 4 days..addicted yeah the f-bombs were so funny cause they came way out of left field..bomb..bomb..bomb. im laughing right now as im typing...

I have a pretty loud voice so the whole place probably heard me...oh what a funny person I am when I drink :)

So my friend found that TERRIBLE picture of me at Tryst from spyonvegas and it's making it's way around my office via e-mail right now.

Awesome.

So my friend found that TERRIBLE picture of me at Tryst from spyonvegas and it's making it's way around my office via e-mail right now.

Awesome.

who are you kidding you showed it to him, to show that you made spyonvegas!!!!!!!!!! ha

So my friend found that TERRIBLE picture of me at Tryst from spyonvegas and it's making it's way around my office via e-mail right now.

Awesome.

HAHAHA...It could have been worse

who are you kidding you showed it to him, to show that you made spyonvegas!!!!!!!!!! ha

Actually he found it himself, he was there with me. He's on this thread too in a picture with Party.

He sent it to a friend in my office that was in Vegas with us, and it's downhill from there.

Actually he found it himself, he was there with me. He's on this thread too in a picture with Party.

He sent it to a friend in my office that was in Vegas with us, and it's downhill from there.

my apologies for the accusations!!! hahahahahaha thats awesome!

by the way this thread COULD actually make 100 pages!!!!!

Im sure. Only 1 trip report so far.

Ok, here we go. For being a writer, I’m really bad at writing right now but I’ll give it a try.

Friday:
Up nice and early (4 a.m.) to catch my first flight. No drinks on the plane like I planned as I thought I was going to save it for Ditch. We get to Denver about 7:30am, and it’s time to start. Myself and my friend Alan go to the bar and I have a nice big bloody mary. We almost missed our next flight because of this, but we didn’t and finally showed up in Vegas.

Cab it straight to Bally’s to check our bags, and then it was a toss up. We were going to meet Addicted and Party to try to get in Ditch, but apparently technology isn’t my strong suit and while I saved the name in my phone, there was no number to be found. We (I) decide it’s time to play blackjack. 15 minutes later I was up $200 and walked away. Sat down at video poker with my friend and proceeded to drink about 9 vodka redbulls in another span of 15 minutes. Straight back to blackjack. More vodka redbulls, less winning. Finally I get a text from Addicted and we decide to head to Ditch.

Start with a few beers and it’s a good chill time. Then come the shots. I was disappearing more and more to play blackjack at the poolside tables. I started at $25 a hand and am pretty sure at one point I was going $100 a hand. Met all the forum members but I was ridiculously drunk by then. I remember buying a lot of shots and Nassau doing something hilarious with the bartender.

Here is where it gets real weird. I don’t remember leaving the Palms Pool or why I left. I vaguely remember dropping the amount I dropped at the tables inside the Palms. The next thing I know its dark out, and my friend shows up with his friend from home who is local. We get in her car and start driving back to Bally’s so we can check in. Apparently her car was breaking down, so we stopped at some gas station. They were trying to figure out what was wrong, but I’m very impatient, so apparently I just left my friend there with her and hopped a cab. Not sure if I actually told them I was doing that or not. Went to Ballys and checked in, the story on that is in my Ballys review thread.

They show up at the room right away and there is a small party in there. We order a couple bottles of vodka and mixers from room service, and I think that did me in. We went on some adventure in the desert for what reason I don’t know, and ended up at some house party no where near the strip. Came back, and that group wanted to go to Penthouse. They finally talked me into it, but again I made them just stop the car and jumped out for no reason. Went to meet my friends at Pure, got denied. Blackjack again, and plenty more money down the drain. I then proceeded to hit about 3 more places on the strip to gamble, and you can imagine how that turned out. I’m quite the nomad. Went back to the room and drank more, passed out who knows when. To be continued..

JC table at TAO

http://spyonvegas.com/uploaded/65194/4025/9843041790fbe44b6edd3b799c27b472e296f90ee.jpg

How did you guys get Chris Angel to come party with you? Doesn't he have his show to do...

Saturday:
I wake up and think it’s about 5pm. I’ve slept forever. Oh wait, it’s about 9 am. I’ve slept none. Ok, time to drink. A couple friends called me up and they decided to meet me at Ballys pool. We shared some stories about our nights, my friends made fun of me a lot (pretty normal), and of course we drank a lot (again pretty normal).

The worst part of this was I had absolutely nothing to offer in the way of intelligent conversation. In fact, at one point I couldn’t even put sentences together correctly. This is in the afternoon by the way. On about 3 separate occasions groups of girls came right up to myself and my friend, pretty much begging to be talked to. After about 5 minutes of me not talking to them (again pretty normal, some will understand this more than others) they would walk away. Of course more ridicule from my friends because of the shape I was in and the amount of money lost. At some point after this I believe I ate my first (one of very few) meals of this trip.

I was back and forth with some forum members all day but didn’t get a chance to meet up. Finally IRock sends out a text saying to meet up at PH. Done. Get there, and there are bottles and a little shindig going. Here is where dnix was out on the bed, although he did manage to squeeze in a “what’s up” when I walked in. A few drinks and some funny conversation, and it’s off to Tryst. As others said, we were trying Patrick Frank but that didn’t work out, so we used Jared Garcia and he came through. I don’t know details the other guys did the talking. I can still hear Nassau saying over and over “I don’t do lines”, hilarious and true. I’d have to say walking past a huge line like that is probably one of the best feelings in the world.

We get in, and have a great spot. Just as I start feeling a little less drunk, it hits me again. It started to get hazy, met some girl from Chicago who actually knows the editor of the magazine I used to (and sometimes still do) write for. Small world. She’s actually the girl in the picture of me in this thread. Chapp shows up, and by this time I’m a goner. So is our alcohol. Luckily Chapp saves the day with what I called the “never ending death flask” although I’m not sure why. At one point I was just drinking Vodka, not on the rocks. I hit it too hard, and it was time to leave. A friend invited us out to Red Rocks, but my other friend didn’t want to make the drive so we just went back to the room. Had a drink or two, and got a text from a friend. Invited her and a friend over, and had an awesome time hanging out. They left, I think I drank a little more and went to bed around 7 or 8. Great night. Continued again...

I can totally picture Nassau saying "i don't do lines".

Lines? Fuck lines!! lol

Lines? Fuck lines!! lol

haha No Comment!!! :rolleyes:

I'm such an a-hole

ok so here are a few pics from Tao on Thursday night. ENJOY!

I dont remember taking half......

more, more, more

Good Times!!

:) good times indeed.

I'm such an a-hole

Yeah.. it's so great. Haha. Oh man I wish I had your video camera for some of the stuff that was said.

Ok tschwicht some of that stuff does not need to be repeated. (pm me for details.)

Ok tschwicht some does not need to be repeated. (pm me for details.)

Never (until the next trip).

ok im all done my tr but the video is still downloading..seriously..

where is it

Super Moderator??? Cooool..I put it in the section where nyc told me to post all my reviews. general discussion thread..trip reviews and videos..

hahahaha.......I didnt even notice that.

Drais was thusday after tao. damn we did alot in 4 days..addicted yeah the f-bombs were so funny cause they came way out of left field..bomb..bomb..bomb. im laughing right now as im typing...

That was a funny breakfast...she was saying all sorts of shit!

I think there was a lot of laughing going on...u really need to get that video up!

Dnix-read your PM, I have to know the answer!

Forums.JackColton.com....Because what Happens In Vegas...Helps others to make it Happen.

Seriously, everyone needs to come to Vegas in December because all those pictures and the (hazy) TRs are making me so incredibly jealous!

And Chapp won't be around in December :( The cruel, cruel irony!!

And I concur - I don't do lines either. :)

Sunday:
This day was actually two days for me. As I said, went to bed about 7 or 8 the night before. Again, felt like I slept for years, but oh wait, 9am again and I’m off to the races. Funny thing about that morning, I felt more compelled to drink than ever. Imagine that. I wake up my buddy, who I don’t think really wanted to get up, and start jumping around the room. I had crazy energy that would come in spurts and then I’d die down. I know, this is probably TMI. I decide to start mixing drinks. I pour really strong drinks normally. This day was no exception. The funny part about this is my friend was mixing half and half vodka in the Gatorades we bought before but I was unaware of this. Basically my drinks were all vodka. I didn’t realize this at all, but apparently he did when he started screaming at me for “You just made eliminators with premade eliminators!” After a few of these and myself nice and out of it again at 10am, we decide to make our way to the pool.

So we’re back at Bally’s pool, but it’s not the same as days past. The crowd has gone way down, and there isn’t much of a party atmosphere. That’s ok though. I’m a one man party if I need to be. I’m pretty sure this was the day I actually started freestyle rapping in the pool, and if you know me you can imagine how absolutely hilarious this was. I'm so glad Nassau wasn't there with the video camera. Drank some mojitos, and got a call from some friends to meet up with them at Flamingo pool.

Flamingo pool is where my body started to hate me again. At one point in the pool I half passed out and regained myself. It was like a flash knockout in boxing. My friends started asking me if I’d eaten, and the reality was in 3 days of binging and no sleep, I had literally eaten about 2 meals. I strolled over to get some food, and it helped a little. Back to blackjack poolside, where I lost and than came back even. Here I lost everyone, and my shirt literally. I found my friend in the casino, and decided to sit down and try my luck. This is somehow the only time I was kicked out of anywhere or anything in Vegas. The pit boss was NOT happy I was sitting there with no shirt and asked me to leave. Oh well. I stumbled down the strip back to the hotel shirtless, had a few more drinks, and passed out. End of First Sunday. It’s getting drawn out, so I’ll do Second Sunday in a separate post.

keep em coming T......this is great!! I can picture all of this shit, but I would have said to the pit boss "wait a fucking minute.....your job is to steal motherfuckers shirts, youve successfully accompolished your feat and now you throwing me out on the street?" probably wouldnt have gone over too well :D

I was once kicked off a craps table for picking my nose. I know that may be too much info, haha, but it was like 5 AM and i was wrecked and i had no idea i was even doing it. The pit boss came up to my friend and said "your friend has to get off the table, hes grossing people out"

haha

keep em coming T......this is great!! I can picture all of this shit, but I would have said to the pit boss "wait a fucking minute.....your job is to steal motherfuckers shirts, youve successfully accompolished your feat and now you throwing me out on the street?" probably wouldnt have gone over too well :D

Yeah.. I didn't realize the irony of literally losing my shirt until the next day. :) I'll finish up the last portion in abit here.

I was once kicked off a craps table for picking my nose. I know that may be too much info, haha, but it was like 5 AM and i was wrecked and i had no idea i was even doing it. The pit boss came up to my friend and said "your friend has to get off the table, hes grossing people out"

haha

hahahaha.........thats hilarious. you probably left out that you were eating them. :eek:

Oh.. I totally forgot about one part that just hit me. At Caesars (when pure denied my lush self) my buddy and his girlfriend come out and sit blackjack with me. He has no idea what he's doing and it was hilarious.

Dealer: "Sir, stop bleeding on the cards"
Friend: "I'm bleeding? Where?"
Dealer: "On your finger sir, you have to stop bleeding on the cards."
Friend: "Get me a bandaid then."

(dealer gets friend bandaid.)

2 minutes later..

Dealer: "Sir, if you keep bleeding on the cards i'm going to have to ask you to leave."
Friend: "Where's my bandaid? It's gone! What is going on here lady."

Dealer calls pit boss. Friend leaves, I stay, and get destroyed by the now terribly cranky dealer. Funny stuff though.

hahahaha.........thats hilarious. you probably left out that you were eating them. :eek:

hahaha. I dont think i did, but i was so drunk i had no idea what was going on.

Oh.. I totally forgot about one part that just hit me. At Caesars (when pure denied my lush self) my buddy and his girlfriend come out and sit blackjack with me. He has no idea what he's doing and it was hilarious.

Dealer: "Sir, stop bleeding on the cards"
Friend: "I'm bleeding? Where?"
Dealer: "On your finger sir, you have to stop bleeding on the cards."
Friend: "Get me a bandaid then."

(dealer gets friend bandaid.)

2 minutes later..

Dealer: "Sir, if you keep bleeding on the cards i'm going to have to ask you to leave."
Friend: "Where's my bandaid? It's gone! What is going on here lady."

Dealer calls pit boss. Friend leaves, I stay, and get destroyed by the now terribly cranky dealer. Funny stuff though.

hahahahahahaha

Oh.. I totally forgot about one part that just hit me. At Caesars (when pure denied my lush self) my buddy and his girlfriend come out and sit blackjack with me. He has no idea what he's doing and it was hilarious.

Dealer: "Sir, stop bleeding on the cards"
Friend: "I'm bleeding? Where?"
Dealer: "On your finger sir, you have to stop bleeding on the cards."
Friend: "Get me a bandaid then."

(dealer gets friend bandaid.)

2 minutes later..

Dealer: "Sir, if you keep bleeding on the cards i'm going to have to ask you to leave."
Friend: "Where's my bandaid? It's gone! What is going on here lady."

Dealer calls pit boss. Friend leaves, I stay, and get destroyed by the now terribly cranky dealer. Funny stuff though.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...sounds like a scene that was cut out of the Hangover movie!!!

Im confused. Is it a gross story, or am I reading into it too much.

Rotflmfao......

Im confused. Is it a gross story, or am I reading into it too much.

Not really a gross story there wasn't a lot of blood just a small cut on his finger. I guess the funniest part was his wasted mannerisms, and how he demanded a band aid, then how he somehow lost the bandaid (he was looking for it at the table too) and was promptly booted.

That and the fact that it was single deck, and because he had no idea what he was doing he was just showing me his cards not even looking at them himself, and then doing whatever I told him.

Oh.....my version is better.

Hes fingering the lady, and she on the rag. He ask for the band aid for a cover story. They give him a band aid, and he looses it inside of her.

Oh.....my version is better.

Hes fingering the lady, and she on the rag. He ask for the band aid for a cover story. They give him a band aid, and he looses it inside of her.

Oh SHIT! That's pretty f'n sick. Whats wrong with you?:confused:

Oh.....my version is better.

Hes fingering the lady, and she on the rag. He ask for the band aid for a cover story. They give him a band aid, and he looses it inside of her.


um. ew. dnix. wtf!

Lmfao!!!!!

Oh.....my version is better.

Hes fingering the lady, and she on the rag. He ask for the band aid for a cover story. They give him a band aid, and he looses it inside of her.

That definitely would have put it over the top.

um. ew. dnix. wtf!

I vomited on your friend, and your surprised.

P.S. I havent forgot about ya :D
P.S.S. <<<<that shit cracked me up

That definitely would have put it over the top.

Imagine? That'd be epic.... Nasty, but epic.

Who all has pics?????? I lost my camera on the first day, before we even left the hotel room. Then found it when we were packing to go home. Sux.

If you dont want to post them, email them to me.

we (myself and julia) have all of photos..we took over 600 almost 1 gigabyte. i'm at work right now..i'll post tonight and e-mail the others that may not be suitable for the jc forum.

we (myself and julia) have all of photos..we took over 600 almost 1 gigabyte. i'm at work right now..i'll post tonight and e-mail the others that may not be suitable for the jc forum.

put them on photobucket.com to make it easier to post them here.

put them on photobucket.com to make it easier to post them here.

yes master.

i'll do it tonight and let everyone know when they can creep.

yes master.


:eek: :eek: :eek: ... that's hot.

Oh.....my version is better.

Hes fingering the lady, and she on the rag. He ask for the band aid for a cover story. They give him a band aid, and he looses it inside of her.

I am so glad I read that BEFORE i ate lunch! :)

Oh.....my version is better.

Hes fingering the lady, and she on the rag. He ask for the band aid for a cover story. They give him a band aid, and he looses it inside of her.

http://forum.ariakon.com/uploads/VeritechSquad/3BE_picard.jpg

maybe later. it would be way long, and too much thinking involved.

On page 13 only, but I'm thinking it might be just as interesting to fill in the stories ourselves based on the pics.

Either way - EPIC weekend, JCers.

http://forum.ariakon.com/uploads/VeritechSquad/3BE_picard.jpg

LMFAO!!!!!

Dnix is a true ladies man....

Oh.....my version is better.

Hes fingering the lady, and she on the rag. He ask for the band aid for a cover story. They give him a band aid, and he looses it inside of her.

I have to say this is a way funnier version! really disgusting, but luckily I'm not eating anytime soon! :p

am I weird that I was eating when I read it and actually enjoyed my lunch more??? :D

am I weird that I was eating when I read it and actually enjoyed my lunch more??? :D

I almost lost my lunch i ate 3 hours ago!

Not weird. special lol

am I weird that I was eating when I read it and actually enjoyed my lunch more??? :D

no not at all.... (FREAK!)

haha jk

at least it was his finger, and not his mouth. doesnt taste good. TRUST ME :(

at least it was his finger, and not his mouth. doesnt taste good. TRUST ME :(

just stop it now.

at least it was his finger, and not his mouth. doesnt taste good. TRUST ME :(

BADDDDD! But I am cracking up!

at least it was his finger, and not his mouth. doesnt taste good. TRUST ME :(

every man has to earn his red wings at least once :D

every man has to earn his red wings at least once :D

Tastes like chicken?

every man has to earn his red wings at least once :D

... or not.

... or not.

tao if you actually closed the deal that night you might have earned em hahahahahahahahaha :D :D

I need to post my Sunday Part Two review quick.. this thread has taken a turn down the wrong path!

at least it was his finger, and not his mouth. doesnt taste good. TRUST ME :(

EPIC! Nasty, but EPIC!

I need to post my Sunday Part Two review quick.. this thread has taken a turn down the wrong path!

Do you expect any less from this board?

Tastes like chicken?

BBQ chicken!

tao if you actually closed the deal that night you might have earned em hahahahahahahahaha :D :D

hahahaha......hes never gonna live that down. :D

hahahaha......hes never gonna live that down. :D

nah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh not if I have anything to say bout it!

tao if you actually closed the deal that night you might have earned em hahahahahahahahaha :D :D

lol, then may I forever live in ignorance on how to close deals.

hahahaha......hes never gonna live that down. :D

I fully expect if I ever meet up with you guys in Vegas, any girl I talk to is gonna be told, "don't worry, he's harmless - he's not gonna do anything to you"

Anyway, never mind me - keep it up with the TR's, please!

I fully expect if I ever meet up with you guys in Vegas, any girl I talk to is gonna be told, "don't worry, he's harmless - he's not gonna do anything to you"

Anyway, never mind me - keep it up with the TR's, please!

never crossed my mind BUT thanks for the advice :D